BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:433@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20230301T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20230301T230000 DTSTAMP:20230306T192746Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1396/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1396 - Pig's Nose Inn DESCRIPTION:The words according to Rubbery\nEast Prawle – The Pigs Nose\n \nIn my customary fashion of being economical with timescale allocation fo r given tasks\, I was still  optimistic that even with forklifting the la te arriving timber delivery to the farm at 18:30\, then being given the ta sk of feeding the farm dogs at 18:45\, and jumping into the shower at 18:5 0\, leaving home in Woodleigh at 19:10 I might\, with a good wind\, still be able to get to the circle up before the hashers dispersed.\n\nSure enou gh I managed to “drive into the circle” at 19:32.\n\nWhat I did not qu ite anticipate was that as I scrambled hastily from my “casually parked ” car\, and heard Grand Mattress Rizzo call for any more notices\, that she hastily added “who’s doing the words” as she saw me raising my h and.\n\nI was just intent on doing a good deed by trying to return a hat l eft in my car from last weeks hash\, and was compensated with doing this w eeks words\, ‘fair cop’ I walked right into it! I was also  disappoin ted that I had missed Rizzo’s customary groanworthy joke\, did it live u p to my expectations\, I may never know?\n\nI clicked off a few circle pic tures just to make sure that I kept up my role as HashFlash\, and tracked down my fellow collaborators for our “special trail”. By common consen sus we summarily dispatched a downdown before relocating to the pub “to beat the rush” to order some food.\n\nOnce in the pub we were met with t he bar staff warning us that their system was down so they were unable to take payment for our fare. They were still happy to take our orders and se rve the beer however\, now that’s the kind of pub we like!\n\nI’m pret ty sure it was Filth who came in first to the pub along with a few others intent on getting their food orders in before service stopped.\n\nRelying on the RA Goolie’s scribbled cue notes herewith my interpretation of the events -  RustyBottom was both Hare and Birthday Girl\, so the tradition al birthday song with chicken chorus by Lord Overshot” was rendered.\n\n Lord Overshot back in attendance rotation with Re-Entry was cited for fail ing to kick out the checks and not calling\, in an effort to ”win the ha sh”\, cries of “it’s not a race” ensued from the assembly.\n\nMort icia and Gomez’s dog Zoe created a stir by delivering a massive pooh on the trail\, and then made a vicious attack on an innocent hedgehog\, which Gomez then dispatched to a hole for it’s own protection.\n\nBitOfRough and BlownOff had a falling out\, someone pushed someone\, and BlownOff too k it out on an adjacent tree by kicking it – resulting in a  sore foot. \n\nSpeaking of sore feet LittleChef still suffering from a rolled ankle f rom last week’s hash at Wrangaton Golf Club was determined to keep hashi ng by completing the Walkers.\n\nWith NiceBuns still pulling a sicky after Toe Surgery\, meant that Rizzo had excess breathing capacity\, she recrui ted Pugsley as running chatting buddy\, a worthy stand in for NiceBuns.\n\ nUnder covers got horribly lost on the moors last week\, he only went and did it again on Wednesday. Ran an extra two miles\, but kept very quiet ab out it!!!\n\nBack in the pub normality had been restored to the payment sy stem in time for the arrival of the main bulk of the hashers\, so luckily SpottyBotty had used the money given to her by WhoGivesAShit for a portion of Cheesy Chips to feed to her offspring SnotGobbler (he’s going to lov e that name in years to come) completely forgetting to order WhoGiveAShit ’s portion.\n\nExtending SH4’s welcome GM Rizzo saw that Virgin Emma h ad made it back and tactfully apologized for pairing her up with Olive (we all know how bad a choice that could have been)\, but luckily Olive had f or once made a timely return to the pub\, not so tactful though as Olive w as within earshot of the “compliment”.\n\nThe usual late returners Bar barella and LowtArse were marginally ahead of former local and “I know t his area like the back of my hand" KnowKnuts who clearly didn’t\, we ne arly had to send out the search party for him.\n\nWe all thanked the Pub\n \nDownDowns were awarded to:\n\nThe Hares Lactaster and RustyBottom\nLittl eChef\nBlownOff\nGomex\nand virgin Emma\nONON to Modbury - The words accor ding to Rubbery\nEast Prawle – The Pigs Nose\n\nIn my customary fashion of being economical with timescale allocation for given tasks\, I was stil l  optimistic that even with forklifting the late arriving timber deliver y to the farm at 18:30\, then being given the task of feeding the farm dog s at 18:45\, and jumping into the shower at 18:50\, leaving home in Woodle igh at 19:10 I might\, with a good wind\, still be able to get to the circ le up before the hashers dispersed.\n\nSure enough I managed to “drive i nto the circle” at 19:32.\n\nWhat I did not quite anticipate was that as I scrambled hastily from my “casually parked” car\, and heard Grand M attress Rizzo call for any more notices\, that she hastily added “who’ s doing the words” as she saw me raising my hand.\n\nI was just intent o n doing a good deed by trying to return a hat left in my car from last wee ks hash\, and was compensated with doing this weeks words\, ‘fair cop’ I walked right into it! I was also  disappointed that I had missed Rizzo ’s customary groanworthy joke\, did it live up to my expectations\, I ma y never know?\n\nI clicked off a few circle pictures just to make sure tha t I kept up my role as HashFlash\, and tracked down my fellow collaborator s for our “special trail”. By common consensus we summarily dispatched a downdown before relocating to the pub “to beat the rush” to order s ome food.\n\nOnce in the pub we were met with the bar staff warning us tha t their system was down so they were unable to take payment for our fare. They were still happy to take our orders and serve the beer however\, now that’s the kind of pub we like!\n\nI’m pretty sure it was Filth who ca me in first to the pub along with a few others intent on getting their foo d orders in before service stopped.\n\nRelying on the RA Goolie’s scribb led cue notes herewith my interpretation of the events -  RustyBottom was both Hare and Birthday Girl\, so the traditional birthday song with chick en chorus by Lord Overshot” was rendered.\n\nLord Overshot back in atten dance rotation with Re-Entry was cited for failing to kick out the checks and not calling\, in an effort to ”win the hash”\, cries of “it’s not a race” ensued from the assembly.\n\nMorticia and Gomez’s dog Zoe created a stir by delivering a massive pooh on the trail\, and then made a vicious attack on an innocent hedgehog\, which Gomez then dispatched to a hole for it’s own protection.\n\nBitOfRough and BlownOff had a falling out\, someone pushed someone\, and BlownOff took it out on an adjacent tre e by kicking it – resulting in a  sore foot.\n\nSpeaking of sore feet L ittleChef still suffering from a rolled ankle from last week’s hash at W rangaton Golf Club was determined to keep hashing by completing the Walker s.\n\nWith NiceBuns still pulling a sicky after Toe Surgery\, meant that R izzo had excess breathing capacity\, she recruited Pugsley as running chat ting buddy\, a worthy stand in for NiceBuns.\n\nUnder covers got horribly lost on the moors last week\, he only went and did it again on Wednesday. Ran an extra two miles\, but kept very quiet about it!!!\n\nBack in the pu b normality had been restored to the payment system in time for the arriva l of the main bulk of the hashers\, so luckily SpottyBotty had used the mo ney given to her by WhoGivesAShit for a portion of Cheesy Chips to feed to her offspring SnotGobbler (he’s going to love that name in years to com e) completely forgetting to order WhoGiveAShit’s portion.\n\nExtending S H4’s welcome GM Rizzo saw that Virgin Emma had made it back and tactfull y apologized for pairing her up with Olive (we all know how bad a choice t hat could have been)\, but luckily Olive had for once made a timely return to the pub\, not so tactful though as Olive was within earshot of the “ compliment”.\n\nThe usual late returners Barbarella and LowtArse were ma rginally ahead of former local and “I know this area like the back of my hand" KnowKnuts who clearly didn’t\, we nearly had to send out the sea rch party for him.\n\nWe all thanked the Pub\n\nDownDowns were awarded to: \n\nThe Hares Lactaster and RustyBottom\nLittleChef\nBlownOff\nGomex\nand virgin Emma\nONON to Modbury CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Pig's Nose Inn The Green\, East Prawle\, Devon\, TQ7 2BY GEO:50.215038;-3.709322 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Green\, East Prawle\, D evon\, TQ7 2BY\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Pig's Nose Inn: geo:50.215038,-3.709322 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20221030T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR