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SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1398 - The Millbrook Inn
DESCRIPTION:The words according to Olive\nIt was a windy\, cold evening and
  I was not feeling it but knew I needed to go as it was my tun to drive. I
  embarked on the journey over to South Pool and the Jerk bailed. He sent s
 ome random photo in the car sharing group chat of his legs. Not quite sure
  why we needed to see this but will be reporting it to the online indecent
  exposure Police!\n\nWe arrived nice and early and found the best car spac
 e right opposite the entrance to the pub. Gary and I were quite content in
  the warm enjoying some chocolate Revels when Wet Spot decided to surprise
  us and tried to jump in the back. Gary panicked and nearly choked on a to
 ffee Revel\, and I used the time wisely and opportunistically to find the 
 orange centred one\, leaving Gary at the mercy of our intruder Wetspot. I 
 will let it be known\; a bag of revels comes a close second to Buster for 
 my affection – so don’t bother again Wetspot.\n\nThe GM arrived in ful
 l glory and rounded up the herd. She welcomed our new virgin who is a spor
 ts therapist so this could come in very useful in the near future\, Blue N
 un I’m sure will be your first victim. We welcomed back the lovely Nice 
 Buns who was very keen to show of her new pinkies and demonstrated how she
  had not forgotten to run. It was met with a round of paws..\n\nThe cold c
 ruelty of the hash then suddenly reared its ugly head. I was absolutely co
 nvinced I had picked up my water bottle and placed it on the wall but no w
 ater bottle. I even contemplated that I had early onset Dementia and then 
 spotted it on top of the car. Convinced it was on the wall and In the mist
  of the confusion of lost water bottle I could hear my name being chorused
  around and was met with such laughter but had absolutely no idea why I wa
 s so popular. Then I realised I had been given the dreaded arrow. It’s o
 nly the second time it’s ever been used. The cruel side of hash\, not on
 ly was my beloved water bottle stolen whilst I did my shoes up\, it was fe
 lt necessary to victimise me further. So Wetspot realising he didn’t sca
 re me in the car\, decided to harass me further (Note to committee\, can w
 e add Wetspot to the list with The Jerks name). But every cloud and silver
  lining\, I get to choose the victim next week… Oh let me see… Rubbery
  comes to mind… Could I be so cruel… No as we know we will just get no
  words..\n\nNice Buns decided she would do the walker’s route. There’s
  a First time for everything so she was told..\nFirstly she realised she c
 ould talk and walk without puffing…\nSecondly she learnt many things abo
 ut Ging Gang\, she moans a lot\, is very competitive\, she swears a lot\, 
 and claims that shite is a far better word than Shit – What a riveting c
 onversation that must have been\, but it does rather expose her feeling to
 wards.. WGAS.\n\nDoggy Style was pulled past Nice Buns by Kevin the Dog. N
 ice Buns was so irritated at Doggy’s victory she verbally attacked Old K
 evin with what kind of name is that …I would like it noted Doggy Style b
 eat Nice Buns with the assistance of Kev. Nice Buns snarled at Kev and sai
 d it will be the only time Doggy beats me trust me…\n\nWe were all warne
 d about the slippery steppingstones at the very beginning. Though we were 
 not warned that Re-Entry would be pushing the Harriet’s off them and int
 o the water. He’s been missing for the last two weeks\, or was it we hav
 en’t missed him for a couple of weeks?\n\nConcerns have been raised abou
 t the lucidity of our Goolie. He was getting carried away promoting the po
 st-Christmas weekend for next week. Then he was promoting the camping week
 end to Yeuk and was heard saying he couldn’t keep it up\, to which she w
 as heard replying there is something for that nowadays and they call it Vi
 agra. Ging Gang\, being slightly less than impressed by her Husbands antic
 s would like it to be known\, it was a slip of his tongue and it was meant
  to be next year\, and he most certainly does not need Viagra\, just a bet
 ter pump for the airbed.\n\nWe all know how WGAS likes to hold court\, jus
 t one set of eyes on him and he is away with another crap joke\, so when h
 e saw a set of eyes looking at him on the run\, why didn’t he respond in
  his usual fashion. Was it a bird\, Was it a dog\, was it a person who kno
 ws but it was a pair of eyes and he apparently was so scared he actually l
 ived up to his name. This has given me an idea – next time he starts –
  can we all just stare at him in a Medusa like fashion and see if he shuts
  up!!\n\nRusty Bottom was overheard bragging she beat Rizzo back.. What sh
 e had not realised Rizzo had got lost and ran 10 miles. Imagine the victor
 y of beating your nearest rival being taken away from you and the feeling 
 of inadequacy – well you don’t have to on Hash – as its non-competit
 ive and having a good time is the winner. So no more talk like that Rusty 
 if you please otherwise we will have to report you to the fun police.\n\nO
 n the subject of fun police\, Gary is definitely being reported. It was no
 ted she was very rude this evening. Pugsley our wonderful\, dedicated hare
  was trying to talk and make sure everyone was going to get back safely an
 d Gary blanked him and continued to talk. It was mentioned she must be spe
 nding too much time with Filth\, and it is not her job to interrupt the Ha
 re\, that is the privilege of the Dogs.\n\nIt turns out WGAS is not the on
 ly one who has an issue with Eyes - Rizzo does as well! Getting changed in
  the car park\, she said she saw a set of eyes staring at her\, was it the
  same mysterious eyes that WGAS saw\, was it her Guardian Angel looking ov
 er her – no it was the afore mentioned Kevin the Dog\, banished to the c
 ar and glumly looking out and not understanding why he wasn’t given more
  gratitude for helping Doggy Style around. I do think we should be contact
 ing RSPCA on this topic. Not only locking up the dog for being a superb co
 -pilot\, but then exposing him to lots of pasty white flesh whilst Doggy S
 tyle revels in her newfound athleticism in the pub really is a step too fa
 r on the cruelty scale – committee please discuss!\n\nLazy Git was suppo
 sed to pick up Barberella as he drives past her door every week. She waite
 d and waited. He then sent her a message saying he wasn’t going to go du
 e to the bad weather. Time was now not on her side. She was next seen driv
 ing like Jenson Button over to Ermington to get a lift with Low Tarse. It 
 looks like she was flashed en-route and is now awaiting the 3 points thank
 s to Lazy Gits completely forgetful and selfish actions.\n\nWhen she came 
 charging into the carpark and handbraked turned into a space like somethin
 g from Dukes of Hazard\, who did she see in the car next to her? only Lazy
  Git! Unbelievable. His defence was I give one to Flage weekly. One what L
 G – and don’t you admire it when the Hash really does get the naming r
 ight 😊\n\nShaggy did some brilliant reversing tonight into a parked car
 . She was so delighted she got parked between two parked cars and was hear
 d saying she has not managed this since her driving test some 20 years ago
 \, it just was a shame something stopped her from parking a little deeper 
 in the gap. She was seen jumping out to check her car\, and she found she 
 didn’t have any marks or scuffs – very smug! However she failed to che
 ck the Ferrari she had just reversed into. She did however very consciousl
 y leave a note on the Ferrari apologising and signed it “Love Dimmers”
 .\n\nOur new Virgin Hasher who actually isn’t a Virgin as he has been be
 fore\, was seen to be leading certain Harriet’s astray and made them all
  cry. Too early for a naming but certainly Pied Piper or Georgy Porgy shou
 ld be considered\, or was it he was just trying to get out of paying his 
 £2.00. We already have a Tight Arse\, maybe The Chancellor should be cons
 idered\, he gets out of paying those that deserve to be paid and makes the
  rest of us cry!\n\nIt was Nutcrackers birthday and she abandoned us for t
 he Challborough ladies wild swim\, note to next weeks RA – she needs her
  Birthday serenading – doesn’t get out of it that easily!! We had anot
 her birthday this week GHR short for Genital Heat Rash. He does like to ce
 lebrate before his birthday just in case he doesn’t make it.\n\nChing Ch
 ong and Pick Pocket were the last to arrive back and our poor sweep Pugsle
 y saw Olive and Co and said well done girls you have run much quicker toni
 ght. He was quickly disillusioned when he found out that Ching Chong and P
 ick Pocket were still out as they had been kissing lots of frogs. Can’t 
 Come should be worried as Ching Chong is trading him in for a Prince.\n\nT
 he three lost causes did not get lost and thanks must go to Pugsley who sw
 ept the route beautifully so we were all back safe and sound.\n\nDown Down
 s were awarded to:\n\nPugsley and should have been given another\, just li
 ke his tshirts\, for sweeping\nGHR for his birthday\nDoggy style for beati
 ng Nice Buns and the name shaming of Kevin the dog\nShaggy for her driving
 \nPaul for leading the Harriet’s astray\nRusty for beating Rizzo\n\nOn o
 n to East Allington - The words according to Olive\nIt was a windy\, cold 
 evening and I was not feeling it but knew I needed to go as it was my tun 
 to drive. I embarked on the journey over to South Pool and the Jerk bailed
 . He sent some random photo in the car sharing group chat of his legs. Not
  quite sure why we needed to see this but will be reporting it to the onli
 ne indecent exposure Police!\n\nWe arrived nice and early and found the be
 st car space right opposite the entrance to the pub. Gary and I were quite
  content in the warm enjoying some chocolate Revels when Wet Spot decided 
 to surprise us and tried to jump in the back. Gary panicked and nearly cho
 ked on a toffee Revel\, and I used the time wisely and opportunistically t
 o find the orange centred one\, leaving Gary at the mercy of our intruder 
 Wetspot. I will let it be known\; a bag of revels comes a close second to 
 Buster for my affection – so don’t bother again Wetspot.\n\nThe GM arr
 ived in full glory and rounded up the herd. She welcomed our new virgin wh
 o is a sports therapist so this could come in very useful in the near futu
 re\, Blue Nun I’m sure will be your first victim. We welcomed back the l
 ovely Nice Buns who was very keen to show of her new pinkies and demonstra
 ted how she had not forgotten to run. It was met with a round of paws..\n\
 nThe cold cruelty of the hash then suddenly reared its ugly head. I was ab
 solutely convinced I had picked up my water bottle and placed it on the wa
 ll but no water bottle. I even contemplated that I had early onset Dementi
 a and then spotted it on top of the car. Convinced it was on the wall and 
 In the mist of the confusion of lost water bottle I could hear my name bei
 ng chorused around and was met with such laughter but had absolutely no id
 ea why I was so popular. Then I realised I had been given the dreaded arro
 w. It’s only the second time it’s ever been used. The cruel side of ha
 sh\, not only was my beloved water bottle stolen whilst I did my shoes up\
 , it was felt necessary to victimise me further. So Wetspot realising he d
 idn’t scare me in the car\, decided to harass me further (Note to commit
 tee\, can we add Wetspot to the list with The Jerks name). But every cloud
  and silver lining\, I get to choose the victim next week… Oh let me see
 … Rubbery comes to mind… Could I be so cruel… No as we know we will 
 just get no words..\n\nNice Buns decided she would do the walker’s route
 . There’s a First time for everything so she was told..\nFirstly she rea
 lised she could talk and walk without puffing…\nSecondly she learnt many
  things about Ging Gang\, she moans a lot\, is very competitive\, she swea
 rs a lot\, and claims that shite is a far better word than Shit – What a
  riveting conversation that must have been\, but it does rather expose her
  feeling towards.. WGAS.\n\nDoggy Style was pulled past Nice Buns by Kevin
  the Dog. Nice Buns was so irritated at Doggy’s victory she verbally att
 acked Old Kevin with what kind of name is that …I would like it noted Do
 ggy Style beat Nice Buns with the assistance of Kev. Nice Buns snarled at 
 Kev and said it will be the only time Doggy beats me trust me…\n\nWe wer
 e all warned about the slippery steppingstones at the very beginning. Thou
 gh we were not warned that Re-Entry would be pushing the Harriet’s off t
 hem and into the water. He’s been missing for the last two weeks\, or wa
 s it we haven’t missed him for a couple of weeks?\n\nConcerns have been 
 raised about the lucidity of our Goolie. He was getting carried away promo
 ting the post-Christmas weekend for next week. Then he was promoting the c
 amping weekend to Yeuk and was heard saying he couldn’t keep it up\, to 
 which she was heard replying there is something for that nowadays and they
  call it Viagra. Ging Gang\, being slightly less than impressed by her Hus
 bands antics would like it to be known\, it was a slip of his tongue and i
 t was meant to be next year\, and he most certainly does not need Viagra\,
  just a better pump for the airbed.\n\nWe all know how WGAS likes to hold 
 court\, just one set of eyes on him and he is away with another crap joke\
 , so when he saw a set of eyes looking at him on the run\, why didn’t he
  respond in his usual fashion. Was it a bird\, Was it a dog\, was it a per
 son who knows but it was a pair of eyes and he apparently was so scared he
  actually lived up to his name. This has given me an idea – next time he
  starts – can we all just stare at him in a Medusa like fashion and see 
 if he shuts up!!\n\nRusty Bottom was overheard bragging she beat Rizzo bac
 k.. What she had not realised Rizzo had got lost and ran 10 miles. Imagine
  the victory of beating your nearest rival being taken away from you and t
 he feeling of inadequacy – well you don’t have to on Hash – as its n
 on-competitive and having a good time is the winner. So no more talk like 
 that Rusty if you please otherwise we will have to report you to the fun p
 olice.\n\nOn the subject of fun police\, Gary is definitely being reported
 . It was noted she was very rude this evening. Pugsley our wonderful\, ded
 icated hare was trying to talk and make sure everyone was going to get bac
 k safely and Gary blanked him and continued to talk. It was mentioned she 
 must be spending too much time with Filth\, and it is not her job to inter
 rupt the Hare\, that is the privilege of the Dogs.\n\nIt turns out WGAS is
  not the only one who has an issue with Eyes - Rizzo does as well! Getting
  changed in the car park\, she said she saw a set of eyes staring at her\,
  was it the same mysterious eyes that WGAS saw\, was it her Guardian Angel
  looking over her – no it was the afore mentioned Kevin the Dog\, banish
 ed to the car and glumly looking out and not understanding why he wasn’t
  given more gratitude for helping Doggy Style around. I do think we should
  be contacting RSPCA on this topic. Not only locking up the dog for being 
 a superb co-pilot\, but then exposing him to lots of pasty white flesh whi
 lst Doggy Style revels in her newfound athleticism in the pub really is a 
 step too far on the cruelty scale – committee please discuss!\n\nLazy Gi
 t was supposed to pick up Barberella as he drives past her door every week
 . She waited and waited. He then sent her a message saying he wasn’t goi
 ng to go due to the bad weather. Time was now not on her side. She was nex
 t seen driving like Jenson Button over to Ermington to get a lift with Low
  Tarse. It looks like she was flashed en-route and is now awaiting the 3 p
 oints thanks to Lazy Gits completely forgetful and selfish actions.\n\nWhe
 n she came charging into the carpark and handbraked turned into a space li
 ke something from Dukes of Hazard\, who did she see in the car next to her
 ? only Lazy Git! Unbelievable. His defence was I give one to Flage weekly.
  One what LG – and don’t you admire it when the Hash really does get t
 he naming right 😊\n\nShaggy did some brilliant reversing tonight into a
  parked car. She was so delighted she got parked between two parked cars a
 nd was heard saying she has not managed this since her driving test some 2
 0 years ago\, it just was a shame something stopped her from parking a lit
 tle deeper in the gap. She was seen jumping out to check her car\, and she
  found she didn’t have any marks or scuffs – very smug! However she fa
 iled to check the Ferrari she had just reversed into. She did however very
  consciously leave a note on the Ferrari apologising and signed it “Love
  Dimmers”.\n\nOur new Virgin Hasher who actually isn’t a Virgin as he 
 has been before\, was seen to be leading certain Harriet’s astray and ma
 de them all cry. Too early for a naming but certainly Pied Piper or Georgy
  Porgy should be considered\, or was it he was just trying to get out of p
 aying his £2.00. We already have a Tight Arse\, maybe The Chancellor shou
 ld be considered\, he gets out of paying those that deserve to be paid and
  makes the rest of us cry!\n\nIt was Nutcrackers birthday and she abandone
 d us for the Challborough ladies wild swim\, note to next weeks RA – she
  needs her Birthday serenading – doesn’t get out of it that easily!! W
 e had another birthday this week GHR short for Genital Heat Rash. He does 
 like to celebrate before his birthday just in case he doesn’t make it.\n
 \nChing Chong and Pick Pocket were the last to arrive back and our poor sw
 eep Pugsley saw Olive and Co and said well done girls you have run much qu
 icker tonight. He was quickly disillusioned when he found out that Ching C
 hong and Pick Pocket were still out as they had been kissing lots of frogs
 . Can’t Come should be worried as Ching Chong is trading him in for a Pr
 ince.\n\nThe three lost causes did not get lost and thanks must go to Pugs
 ley who swept the route beautifully so we were all back safe and sound.\n\
 nDown Downs were awarded to:\n\nPugsley and should have been given another
 \, just like his tshirts\, for sweeping\nGHR for his birthday\nDoggy style
  for beating Nice Buns and the name shaming of Kevin the dog\nShaggy for h
 er driving\nPaul for leading the Harriet’s astray\nRusty for beating Riz
 zo\n\nOn on to East Allington
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