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SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1399 - Plymstock Inn
DESCRIPTION:The words according to She's Ready \nWhat Went On-On\nOn the 12
 th hash night of 2023\, it was a case of to be or not to be within South H
 ams? that is the question. It was a comedy of errors and a typical Winter
 ’s tale and definitely no Midsummers Night Dream as the skies look griml
 y and threaten present blusters. Not quite as you like it. Indeed\, despit
 e only living metres from the pub\, Fluffy Dice drove to the pub as it was
  raining and he didn’t want to ruin his hair. GM\, Rizzo was particularl
 y keen to get the formalities out of the way and on with the running.\n\nP
 lympton hasher\, Oddballs and 2nd timer\, Emma were welcomed. Goolies and 
 Doggy Style ignored warnings that they were parked in the disabled bays. H
 are\, Gaffer frantically asked the Hash tarts (Joint Plympton/South Hams m
 embers) to help the rest of SH4 follow the trail and make their way back t
 o the pub. What a fool! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows
 .\n\nThe trail took us up to Burrow Hill Memorial\, where if you were brav
 e enough to lift your head up against the wind and rain\, you had a lovely
  view over to Plymouth Hoe. We then headed into Radford Park and whilst th
 e walkers had the luxury of sticking to the paths\, the runners scrambled 
 through bushes\, barbed wire and other trip hazards such as beer cans. It 
 was a case of “go\, prick they face”. No wild Thyme\, Oxlips or Violet
 s here.\n\nGaffer chased shortcutter\, Fluffy Dice\; yelling at him to com
 e back. Fluffy Dice’s response was a chuckle as he niftily avoided the s
 lippery uphill slope. Oddball’s torch refused to shine for the 3rd week 
 running\, so abandoning the trail\, he headed back to the pub. Meanwhile\,
  his mum Smoking Dick and Come2nite unwittingly found themselves scaling t
 he heights of the long loop. Despite being locals\, they got lost and reso
 rted to Google Maps to get them home.\n\nThey weren’t the only ones to u
 se technology to navigate back to the pub: Rusty Bottom and Gormez are als
 o guilty. Just as well\, because TripleTop was the only local who successf
 ully directed anyone home. Winnie the pooh and She’s Ready led others as
 tray at the last check\, which was mere metres from the on-home.\nBrillo d
 ouble-marched the walkers around the trail\, leaving many stranded. Ging-G
 ang struggling to keep up\, asked them to slow down\, exclaiming “I am n
 early 100 you know”. To me\, fair friend you never can be old.\n\nVindal
 oo and Gary Glitter took Nokkers shopping mid-trail! Alas they did not buy
  anything. It was much ado about nothing. Goolie discovered he can no long
 er undo bra straps with one hand.\n\nAll eventually arrived safely back at
  the pub by around 9:45\, albeit some did look like drowned rats\, so all
 ’s well that ends well. For a change\, Olive was not the last one back. 
 Dimwit was tonight. He\, amongst Rizzo and Flage followed Rusty Bottom usi
 ng google maps and were beaten by BitofRough and Whogivesashit who simply 
 followed the trail.\n\nOvershot eventually called the circle. Down-downs w
 ere given to Gaffer\, Smoking Dick Rusty Bottom and Yeuck who graciously a
 ccepted her down-down whilst confessing she had nothing to do with the tra
 il but deserved it for being married to the hare. Shaggy received birthday
  down-down. BitofRough had a down-down for being the only one to dress up 
 for Shakespeare Week.\n#Shakespeare Week. How many quotes/play titles did 
 you spot? - The words according to She's Ready \nWhat Went On-On\nOn the 1
 2th hash night of 2023\, it was a case of to be or not to be within South 
 Hams? that is the question. It was a comedy of errors and a typical Winter
 ’s tale and definitely no Midsummers Night Dream as the skies look griml
 y and threaten present blusters. Not quite as you like it. Indeed\, despit
 e only living metres from the pub\, Fluffy Dice drove to the pub as it was
  raining and he didn’t want to ruin his hair. GM\, Rizzo was particularl
 y keen to get the formalities out of the way and on with the running.\n\nP
 lympton hasher\, Oddballs and 2nd timer\, Emma were welcomed. Goolies and 
 Doggy Style ignored warnings that they were parked in the disabled bays. H
 are\, Gaffer frantically asked the Hash tarts (Joint Plympton/South Hams m
 embers) to help the rest of SH4 follow the trail and make their way back t
 o the pub. What a fool! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows
 .\n\nThe trail took us up to Burrow Hill Memorial\, where if you were brav
 e enough to lift your head up against the wind and rain\, you had a lovely
  view over to Plymouth Hoe. We then headed into Radford Park and whilst th
 e walkers had the luxury of sticking to the paths\, the runners scrambled 
 through bushes\, barbed wire and other trip hazards such as beer cans. It 
 was a case of “go\, prick they face”. No wild Thyme\, Oxlips or Violet
 s here.\n\nGaffer chased shortcutter\, Fluffy Dice\; yelling at him to com
 e back. Fluffy Dice’s response was a chuckle as he niftily avoided the s
 lippery uphill slope. Oddball’s torch refused to shine for the 3rd week 
 running\, so abandoning the trail\, he headed back to the pub. Meanwhile\,
  his mum Smoking Dick and Come2nite unwittingly found themselves scaling t
 he heights of the long loop. Despite being locals\, they got lost and reso
 rted to Google Maps to get them home.\n\nThey weren’t the only ones to u
 se technology to navigate back to the pub: Rusty Bottom and Gormez are als
 o guilty. Just as well\, because TripleTop was the only local who successf
 ully directed anyone home. Winnie the pooh and She’s Ready led others as
 tray at the last check\, which was mere metres from the on-home.\nBrillo d
 ouble-marched the walkers around the trail\, leaving many stranded. Ging-G
 ang struggling to keep up\, asked them to slow down\, exclaiming “I am n
 early 100 you know”. To me\, fair friend you never can be old.\n\nVindal
 oo and Gary Glitter took Nokkers shopping mid-trail! Alas they did not buy
  anything. It was much ado about nothing. Goolie discovered he can no long
 er undo bra straps with one hand.\n\nAll eventually arrived safely back at
  the pub by around 9:45\, albeit some did look like drowned rats\, so all
 ’s well that ends well. For a change\, Olive was not the last one back. 
 Dimwit was tonight. He\, amongst Rizzo and Flage followed Rusty Bottom usi
 ng google maps and were beaten by BitofRough and Whogivesashit who simply 
 followed the trail.\n\nOvershot eventually called the circle. Down-downs w
 ere given to Gaffer\, Smoking Dick Rusty Bottom and Yeuck who graciously a
 ccepted her down-down whilst confessing she had nothing to do with the tra
 il but deserved it for being married to the hare. Shaggy received birthday
  down-down. BitofRough had a down-down for being the only one to dress up 
 for Shakespeare Week.\n#Shakespeare Week. How many quotes/play titles did 
 you spot?
CATEGORIES:Hash Trails
LOCATION:Plymstock Inn 88 Church Road\, Plymstock\, Plymouth\, PL9 9BD
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