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SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1400\, The Big One !! - Fortescue Arms
DESCRIPTION:The words according to Know Nuts\nIt had rained all day but lik
 e some biblical miracle it stopped at 7.29pm for the circle up outside the
 \nFortescue Arms at East Allington.Rizzo called us to circle up and starte
 d the proceedings.\nWe had a visitor who may have been a virgin\, not sure
 . She was called Elaine and had been\nbrought along by All Night Peeps. Tu
 rns out she had just run 31 miles on the coastal path so quite\nan athlete
 .\nWe had the usual notices and Rubbery had something to say but I think h
 e forgot half way through\nwhat it was\, or I just stopped listening.\nRiz
 zo looked for somebody to do the words\, the paper “Word Arrow” was no
 t in play so a kind of\nhush descended on the scene\, tumble weed blew pas
 t\, Wet Spot hid behind Dimwit\, (a position\nwhich would reverse later!).
 \nRizzo had a great idea\, she said “perhaps if you are having a slack w
 eek you could volunteer and\nget the words out of the way for a year”? I
 t came over me like wave of common sense\, yes\, I was\nslack this week\, 
 and I couldn’t stop my inner voice from piping up and it was done.\nTo b
 e honest\, as it turned out\, whereas\, you might think I would regret it 
 I haven’t done. This is for\ntwo reasons\, firstly it is the actual 1400
  hash so quite an honour\, secondly when I need to get out of\nit in the f
 uture\, I can remember 1400 whereas 1407 or somethings doesn’t stick in 
 the memory and\nthirdly it was a brilliant hash.\nI had a moment of doubt 
 when I discovered Olive wasn’t there so may not have anything to talk\na
 bout but we will see if my fears were realised?\nAs I type away with the t
 wo fingers\, I can’t help thinking of Hekkle and what fun she would have
 \nwith my\; nonsense\, grammar and punctuation when she was “(Ed)”.\nA
 nyway\, I digress. Back to the circle\, All Night Peeps not only brought E
 laine but of course Meg\,\n(dog)\, who to be honest was a pain in the back
 side\, (more about backsides or bottoms later). Now\nRear Entry must be Me
 g’s Vet? From the rear\, (ha ha)\, he just said “Meg” in a very loud
  and\ncommanding voice. Well for the second time it all fell silent\, (I c
 ertainly dare not make a sound)\, of\ncourse after just a few moments she 
 started again\, but that’s dogs for you.\nThe hares\, Rubbery and Oversh
 ot\, sorry\, Overshot and Rubbery took centre stage and Wet\nSpot\, (now o
 ut from Dimwits rear)\, whispered that Dimwit was really quite made up at 
 getting\nRubbery to lay\, or part lay his first hash ever.\nRubbery took c
 ontrol and for the second time in 5 minutes forgot what to say\, or indeed
  anything\nabout the hash\, so Overshot took over. He came up with the usu
 al lies and excuses\, talked a lot\nabout the level\, (height)\, of barbed
  wire. Then we were off\, down Greenhill.\nEverybody thought we would run 
 down Greenhill to the narrow track and away so a big pack of\nFRB’s char
 ged ahead without looking for marks. How we laughed as Overshot called the
 m all\nback\, drew an arrow\, (with Architectural flurry)\, into the churc
 h field. In they piled\, (more about\nbottoms later)\, ignored the check\,
  and off towards the church they ran without a care in the world.\nOversho
 t kindly suggested to me I might just check to the right. With good fortun
 e I found the trail\nso for the first time that evening a 65 year old was 
 leading the hash. Sadly I was soon overtaken but\nwas mid field so was qui
 te happy.\nNow\, it came to pass that a large amount of the hash was on la
 nd owned by Who Gives a Shit who\napparently gave a shit and thought he kn
 ew where the trail would go so on two occasions guessed\ncorrectly at chec
 ks leading the FRB’s without the normal checking delays. This really rat
 her\nirritated Overshot but then as time went on Who Gives a Shit repeated
 ly got it wrong causing all\nsorts of mayhem and animosity much to the del
 ight of Overshot.\nOnce normal procedures were being followed Shaggy came 
 to the fore\, no less than 3 times she\nguessed the correct route at check
 s and streaked ahead\, (not streaking like that Ethel).\nThe checking shen
 anigans upset Rear Entry’s natural rhythm to an extent that at times he 
 was\nonly in the lead by a short distance. In fact at the Down Downs Gaffa
  said at times “a 65 year old\nwas in front of him”. When he said it m
 y first thought was that was probably me but I hadn’t\nrealised at the t
 ime\, but it turned out it was Gaffa.\nWith the lights of Who Gives a Shit
  and Shaggy providing a homing beacon it seems Pugsley\ndidn’t follow th
 e trial but did a series of short cuts in straight lines across the fields
  from one gate\nto the next.\nWith the clocks going forwards we had the fi
 rst two hash silhouette opportunities if the hash flash\,\n(Rubbery)\, had
  been on the scene. The first was Bit of Rough who\, for reasons only know
 n to\nhimself decided to take a detour to run across the top of a manure h
 eap! Poor Little Chef will\nsuffer for that moment of madness from the fra
 grance of eau de muckheap.\nThe second silhouette moment was described by 
 Rear Entry at the Down Downs. He had noticed\nSecond Cumming silhouetted o
 n the skyline\, he felt he was lost so waved and called\, (calling is\nout
  of character for Rear Entry so he may have made this up). Second Cumming 
 waved back\nwith both arms\; it seems he had gone off track for a pee so o
 ne wonders what the silhouette may\nhave looked like had the photo been ta
 ken!\nMorticia and Gomez are responsible and diligent dog owners. When Zoe
 \, (dog)\, did a poo out\ncame the poo bags. The wind\, (???)\, caught one
  and it went off across the field. Morticia was after\nit and set a new wo
 rld record for the 100m poo bag dash. Had Rear Entry been there she would\
 nhave surely overtaken him and had Rubbery been there it could have been a
  third silhouette\nopportunity.\nBack now to my hash\, if you recall I was
  mid field and ended up with Yeuck for the most part. We\nentered a large 
 field with hashers generally spread out across it but with a small pack ch
 arging in\nvarious directions with some apparent purpose\, (I now surmise 
 this group was being mislead by\nWho Gives a Shit). It was pandemonium\, O
 vershot arrived and directed us “left”\, some of us\nfollowed but the 
 in-crowd followed their leader to the final exit after several failed atte
 mpts. I\ndidn’t know this and thought I would be sensible by half follow
 ing Overshot\, viewing from the\ncentre of the field. He went all the way 
 around the edge to the point discovered by the in-crowd.\nHaving been mid 
 field I was at the back so got to the gate as quickly as possible with Yeu
 ck close\nbehind. Honestly\, at the gate I didn’t “pull Low-Tarse off 
 the gate”\, she made that up for dramatic\neffect and attention. What ha
 ppened was she accidently got in the way of my elbow which was\nquite reas
 onably between her and the gate. She of course dobbed me in at the Down Do
 wns “for\npulling her off the gate” when I had the courtesy not to sue
  for affray regarding potential injury to\nmy elbow.\nWe pressed on to the
  first long/short split and took the short. It seems everybody else took t
 he long\nwith Yeuck and myself being at the back or front of the shorts. W
 e trekked on\, (lonely as a cloud)\,\nin the bottom of the valley with the
  stream and steep hills to our sides. We were uncertain of our\nway until 
 we saw a bright light above us! What could it be we asked each other? Was 
 this another\nbiblical moment? Was it a sign? It was Overshot\, not quite 
 in silhouette mode but high above us\nalmost at the peak. He dropped down 
 the hill to check on and give us guidance\, not spiritual\, but\nthat we c
 ould go around the next clump of Ulex europaeus instead of through it.\nNo
 w sweeping is very important and time consuming and Overshot takes the job
  seriously but he\ndid take a moment to share the fun he just been having.
  Downstream from us the longs were\ndirected through the little tunnel\, i
 n the stream under the little bridge which we remembered from\nearlier has
 hes.\nSome hashers were straight through\, getting a soaking and some need
 ed encouragement! Overshot\ndidn’t say so in so many words but we think 
 he used a clump of Ulex europaeus to beat the bottoms\nof any reluctant ha
 shers or harriets until they conceded and plunged into the depths. Gaffa j
 ust had\nto catch sight of the Ulex europaeus and he was gone\, down the t
 unnel like a rabbit because Ulex\neuropaeus gives him a nasty rash.\nHowev
 er\, One harriet initially requiring encouragement was Barbarella who said
  “surely you are\nnot going to force an old woman through that”. She w
 as of course wrong and he did. We are not\nsure if it was the thrashing wi
 th the Ulex europaeus or the dunking but we believe she enjoyed it in\nthe
  end and went back round for another go by which time Overshot was climbin
 g away to our\nsalvation.\nAt the Down Downs Rear Entry made quite a big t
 hing about calling or the lack of it. This of\ncourse is odd because he is
  renowned for not calling. However\, Ching Chong and Pickpocket were\nguil
 ty of not calling! There was a check\, Ching Chong and Pickpocket climbed 
 a gate and found the\ntrail. Rear Entry saw them about to make off and sai
 d “are you on”\, they whispered “yes” in a\nconspiratorial fashion
  and were gone. He didn’t say but I assume Rear Entry just followed with
 out\ncalling!\nBack to my favourite subject for a moment\, me. We followed
  the stream wondering how Rubbery\nhad laid any of this trail not seeing a
 ny tyre marks or damage to trees where he had pulled the\nDisco out. We cl
 imbed under a wire attached to a gate over the stream\, we nearly got wet 
 bottoms\nbut didn’t.\nWe climbed and climbed steep slopes\, through patc
 hy Ulex europaeus. At one point we glanced\nright to see Second Cumming am
 ongst the bushes. In our naiveté we assumed he was just lost but\non refl
 ection we didn’t see his hands.\nAt the summit Overshot was waiting. He 
 directed us to the next long/short split\, we took the short.\nThen Pandem
 onium\, hashers everywhere\, all lost as a result of a myriad of contradic
 tory marks. A\npack of FRB’s knew best and went up! Not for the first ti
 me they were wrong\, were they lead by\nWho gives a Shit? I doubt it was S
 haggy\, perhaps we will never know.\nOvershot appeared\, a few expletives 
 later and he directed us to a small secret opening in the Ulex\neuropaeus.
  Yeuck was off like a shot\, in the lead\, not 65 years old so no real rig
 ht to be in front of\nRear Entry but may have been.\nThen climb\, climb\, 
 climb. Dimwit was behind Wet Spot\, in close proximity to his bottom! He\n
 reported a strange smell of Tofu emanating from it.\nRubbery manned the be
 er stop on route to the pub which came into view as the eau de tofu\nlinge
 red and finally evaporated.\nOvershot’s work was still not completed as 
 he had to go back out and recover Barbarella\, Low-\nTarse and maybe anoth
 er Harriet.\nOutside the pub Gary Glitter was eating crisps from Lidl’s 
 before going in. She insisted she did\nthe short but I think she was makin
 g it up.\nHalf Hard probably caused injury to his son by insisting he hash
 ed in road running trainers.\nAt the time of issuing Down Downs it was con
 sidered to be such a dreadful\nact of neglectful parenting he did not dese
 rve a Down down\nRear Entry kindly stood in for Spotty Botty as R.A. and m
 ade a splendid job of it.\nRizzo thanked me for volunteering as scribe but
  was soon horrified and disappointment in me\nwhen Nutcracker dobbed me in
  for not wanting to go to the hash because of the rain\, which if you\nrec
 all cleared at 7.29pm.\nOn the way to the hash Rear Entry had been stalkin
 g us and watched as Nutcracker pulled out in\nfront of a speeding car at S
 orley Cross\, he was disappointed to discover it wasn’t me.\nSpotty Bott
 y’s brother Dave was named “40 Year Old Virgin” because he has been 
 so many times and\neach time said he was a virgin.\nDown Down’s went to:
 \nRubbery – Virgin lay\nOvershot – Hare and sweeper extraordinaire\n40
  Year Old Virgin – Naming\nWho Gives a Shit – Being a smart arse\nShag
 gy – Getting checks right\nSecond Cumming – Peeing in silhouette\nI th
 en got the notes from Rear Entry which are in such small print I wonder wh
 at he saw in\nsilhouette out there?\nOn a personal note I am so pleased I 
 persuaded Nutcracker to go despite the rain\, (I have forgiven\nher alread
 y)\, for what I think was the best hash of the year.\nSo\, I managed a few
  words without having to mention Olive.\nThen it was home for supper.\nOn 
 On to Kingsbridge on Saturday 1 April 2023 - The words according to Know N
 uts\nIt had rained all day but like some biblical miracle it stopped at 7.
 29pm for the circle up outside the\nFortescue Arms at East Allington.Rizzo
  called us to circle up and started the proceedings.\nWe had a visitor who
  may have been a virgin\, not sure. She was called Elaine and had been\nbr
 ought along by All Night Peeps. Turns out she had just run 31 miles on the
  coastal path so quite\nan athlete.\nWe had the usual notices and Rubbery 
 had something to say but I think he forgot half way through\nwhat it was\,
  or I just stopped listening.\nRizzo looked for somebody to do the words\,
  the paper “Word Arrow” was not in play so a kind of\nhush descended o
 n the scene\, tumble weed blew past\, Wet Spot hid behind Dimwit\, (a posi
 tion\nwhich would reverse later!).\nRizzo had a great idea\, she said “p
 erhaps if you are having a slack week you could volunteer and\nget the wor
 ds out of the way for a year”? It came over me like wave of common sense
 \, yes\, I was\nslack this week\, and I couldn’t stop my inner voice fro
 m piping up and it was done.\nTo be honest\, as it turned out\, whereas\, 
 you might think I would regret it I haven’t done. This is for\ntwo reaso
 ns\, firstly it is the actual 1400 hash so quite an honour\, secondly when
  I need to get out of\nit in the future\, I can remember 1400 whereas 1407
  or somethings doesn’t stick in the memory and\nthirdly it was a brillia
 nt hash.\nI had a moment of doubt when I discovered Olive wasn’t there s
 o may not have anything to talk\nabout but we will see if my fears were re
 alised?\nAs I type away with the two fingers\, I can’t help thinking of 
 Hekkle and what fun she would have\nwith my\; nonsense\, grammar and punct
 uation when she was “(Ed)”.\nAnyway\, I digress. Back to the circle\, 
 All Night Peeps not only brought Elaine but of course Meg\,\n(dog)\, who t
 o be honest was a pain in the backside\, (more about backsides or bottoms 
 later). Now\nRear Entry must be Meg’s Vet? From the rear\, (ha ha)\, he 
 just said “Meg” in a very loud and\ncommanding voice. Well for the sec
 ond time it all fell silent\, (I certainly dare not make a sound)\, of\nco
 urse after just a few moments she started again\, but that’s dogs for yo
 u.\nThe hares\, Rubbery and Overshot\, sorry\, Overshot and Rubbery took c
 entre stage and Wet\nSpot\, (now out from Dimwits rear)\, whispered that D
 imwit was really quite made up at getting\nRubbery to lay\, or part lay hi
 s first hash ever.\nRubbery took control and for the second time in 5 minu
 tes forgot what to say\, or indeed anything\nabout the hash\, so Overshot 
 took over. He came up with the usual lies and excuses\, talked a lot\nabou
 t the level\, (height)\, of barbed wire. Then we were off\, down Greenhill
 .\nEverybody thought we would run down Greenhill to the narrow track and a
 way so a big pack of\nFRB’s charged ahead without looking for marks. How
  we laughed as Overshot called them all\nback\, drew an arrow\, (with Arch
 itectural flurry)\, into the church field. In they piled\, (more about\nbo
 ttoms later)\, ignored the check\, and off towards the church they ran wit
 hout a care in the world.\nOvershot kindly suggested to me I might just ch
 eck to the right. With good fortune I found the trail\nso for the first ti
 me that evening a 65 year old was leading the hash. Sadly I was soon overt
 aken but\nwas mid field so was quite happy.\nNow\, it came to pass that a 
 large amount of the hash was on land owned by Who Gives a Shit who\nappare
 ntly gave a shit and thought he knew where the trail would go so on two oc
 casions guessed\ncorrectly at checks leading the FRB’s without the norma
 l checking delays. This really rather\nirritated Overshot but then as time
  went on Who Gives a Shit repeatedly got it wrong causing all\nsorts of ma
 yhem and animosity much to the delight of Overshot.\nOnce normal procedure
 s were being followed Shaggy came to the fore\, no less than 3 times she\n
 guessed the correct route at checks and streaked ahead\, (not streaking li
 ke that Ethel).\nThe checking shenanigans upset Rear Entry’s natural rhy
 thm to an extent that at times he was\nonly in the lead by a short distanc
 e. In fact at the Down Downs Gaffa said at times “a 65 year old\nwas in 
 front of him”. When he said it my first thought was that was probably me
  but I hadn’t\nrealised at the time\, but it turned out it was Gaffa.\nW
 ith the lights of Who Gives a Shit and Shaggy providing a homing beacon it
  seems Pugsley\ndidn’t follow the trial but did a series of short cuts i
 n straight lines across the fields from one gate\nto the next.\nWith the c
 locks going forwards we had the first two hash silhouette opportunities if
  the hash flash\,\n(Rubbery)\, had been on the scene. The first was Bit of
  Rough who\, for reasons only known to\nhimself decided to take a detour t
 o run across the top of a manure heap! Poor Little Chef will\nsuffer for t
 hat moment of madness from the fragrance of eau de muckheap.\nThe second s
 ilhouette moment was described by Rear Entry at the Down Downs. He had not
 iced\nSecond Cumming silhouetted on the skyline\, he felt he was lost so w
 aved and called\, (calling is\nout of character for Rear Entry so he may h
 ave made this up). Second Cumming waved back\nwith both arms\; it seems he
  had gone off track for a pee so one wonders what the silhouette may\nhave
  looked like had the photo been taken!\nMorticia and Gomez are responsible
  and diligent dog owners. When Zoe\, (dog)\, did a poo out\ncame the poo b
 ags. The wind\, (???)\, caught one and it went off across the field. Morti
 cia was after\nit and set a new world record for the 100m poo bag dash. Ha
 d Rear Entry been there she would\nhave surely overtaken him and had Rubbe
 ry been there it could have been a third silhouette\nopportunity.\nBack no
 w to my hash\, if you recall I was mid field and ended up with Yeuck for t
 he most part. We\nentered a large field with hashers generally spread out 
 across it but with a small pack charging in\nvarious directions with some 
 apparent purpose\, (I now surmise this group was being mislead by\nWho Giv
 es a Shit). It was pandemonium\, Overshot arrived and directed us “left
 ”\, some of us\nfollowed but the in-crowd followed their leader to the f
 inal exit after several failed attempts. I\ndidn’t know this and thought
  I would be sensible by half following Overshot\, viewing from the\ncentre
  of the field. He went all the way around the edge to the point discovered
  by the in-crowd.\nHaving been mid field I was at the back so got to the g
 ate as quickly as possible with Yeuck close\nbehind. Honestly\, at the gat
 e I didn’t “pull Low-Tarse off the gate”\, she made that up for dram
 atic\neffect and attention. What happened was she accidently got in the wa
 y of my elbow which was\nquite reasonably between her and the gate. She of
  course dobbed me in at the Down Downs “for\npulling her off the gate”
  when I had the courtesy not to sue for affray regarding potential injury 
 to\nmy elbow.\nWe pressed on to the first long/short split and took the sh
 ort. It seems everybody else took the long\nwith Yeuck and myself being at
  the back or front of the shorts. We trekked on\, (lonely as a cloud)\,\ni
 n the bottom of the valley with the stream and steep hills to our sides. W
 e were uncertain of our\nway until we saw a bright light above us! What co
 uld it be we asked each other? Was this another\nbiblical moment? Was it a
  sign? It was Overshot\, not quite in silhouette mode but high above us\na
 lmost at the peak. He dropped down the hill to check on and give us guidan
 ce\, not spiritual\, but\nthat we could go around the next clump of Ulex e
 uropaeus instead of through it.\nNow sweeping is very important and time c
 onsuming and Overshot takes the job seriously but he\ndid take a moment to
  share the fun he just been having. Downstream from us the longs were\ndir
 ected through the little tunnel\, in the stream under the little bridge wh
 ich we remembered from\nearlier hashes.\nSome hashers were straight throug
 h\, getting a soaking and some needed encouragement! Overshot\ndidn’t sa
 y so in so many words but we think he used a clump of Ulex europaeus to be
 at the bottoms\nof any reluctant hashers or harriets until they conceded a
 nd plunged into the depths. Gaffa just had\nto catch sight of the Ulex eur
 opaeus and he was gone\, down the tunnel like a rabbit because Ulex\neurop
 aeus gives him a nasty rash.\nHowever\, One harriet initially requiring en
 couragement was Barbarella who said “surely you are\nnot going to force 
 an old woman through that”. She was of course wrong and he did. We are n
 ot\nsure if it was the thrashing with the Ulex europaeus or the dunking bu
 t we believe she enjoyed it in\nthe end and went back round for another go
  by which time Overshot was climbing away to our\nsalvation.\nAt the Down 
 Downs Rear Entry made quite a big thing about calling or the lack of it. T
 his of\ncourse is odd because he is renowned for not calling. However\, Ch
 ing Chong and Pickpocket were\nguilty of not calling! There was a check\, 
 Ching Chong and Pickpocket climbed a gate and found the\ntrail. Rear Entry
  saw them about to make off and said “are you on”\, they whispered “
 yes” in a\nconspiratorial fashion and were gone. He didn’t say but I a
 ssume Rear Entry just followed without\ncalling!\nBack to my favourite sub
 ject for a moment\, me. We followed the stream wondering how Rubbery\nhad 
 laid any of this trail not seeing any tyre marks or damage to trees where 
 he had pulled the\nDisco out. We climbed under a wire attached to a gate o
 ver the stream\, we nearly got wet bottoms\nbut didn’t.\nWe climbed and 
 climbed steep slopes\, through patchy Ulex europaeus. At one point we glan
 ced\nright to see Second Cumming amongst the bushes. In our naiveté we as
 sumed he was just lost but\non reflection we didn’t see his hands.\nAt t
 he summit Overshot was waiting. He directed us to the next long/short spli
 t\, we took the short.\nThen Pandemonium\, hashers everywhere\, all lost a
 s a result of a myriad of contradictory marks. A\npack of FRB’s knew bes
 t and went up! Not for the first time they were wrong\, were they lead by\
 nWho gives a Shit? I doubt it was Shaggy\, perhaps we will never know.\nOv
 ershot appeared\, a few expletives later and he directed us to a small sec
 ret opening in the Ulex\neuropaeus. Yeuck was off like a shot\, in the lea
 d\, not 65 years old so no real right to be in front of\nRear Entry but ma
 y have been.\nThen climb\, climb\, climb. Dimwit was behind Wet Spot\, in 
 close proximity to his bottom! He\nreported a strange smell of Tofu emanat
 ing from it.\nRubbery manned the beer stop on route to the pub which came 
 into view as the eau de tofu\nlingered and finally evaporated.\nOvershot
 ’s work was still not completed as he had to go back out and recover Bar
 barella\, Low-\nTarse and maybe another Harriet.\nOutside the pub Gary Gli
 tter was eating crisps from Lidl’s before going in. She insisted she did
 \nthe short but I think she was making it up.\nHalf Hard probably caused i
 njury to his son by insisting he hashed in road running trainers.\nAt the 
 time of issuing Down Downs it was considered to be such a dreadful\nact of
  neglectful parenting he did not deserve a Down down\nRear Entry kindly st
 ood in for Spotty Botty as R.A. and made a splendid job of it.\nRizzo than
 ked me for volunteering as scribe but was soon horrified and disappointmen
 t in me\nwhen Nutcracker dobbed me in for not wanting to go to the hash be
 cause of the rain\, which if you\nrecall cleared at 7.29pm.\nOn the way to
  the hash Rear Entry had been stalking us and watched as Nutcracker pulled
  out in\nfront of a speeding car at Sorley Cross\, he was disappointed to 
 discover it wasn’t me.\nSpotty Botty’s brother Dave was named “40 Ye
 ar Old Virgin” because he has been so many times and\neach time said he 
 was a virgin.\nDown Down’s went to:\nRubbery – Virgin lay\nOvershot 
 – Hare and sweeper extraordinaire\n40 Year Old Virgin – Naming\nWho Gi
 ves a Shit – Being a smart arse\nShaggy – Getting checks right\nSecond
  Cumming – Peeing in silhouette\nI then got the notes from Rear Entry wh
 ich are in such small print I wonder what he saw in\nsilhouette out there?
 \nOn a personal note I am so pleased I persuaded Nutcracker to go despite 
 the rain\, (I have forgiven\nher already)\, for what I think was the best 
 hash of the year.\nSo\, I managed a few words without having to mention Ol
 ive.\nThen it was home for supper.\nOn On to Kingsbridge on Saturday 1 Apr
 il 2023
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