BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:439@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20230412T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20230412T230000 DTSTAMP:20230424T203833Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1403/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1403 - Fisherman's Rest DESCRIPTION:The words according to Squashed Balls\nFirst of all congratulat ions to Spotty Botty and Shaggy for braving the elements and laying the ha sh on a day when there was a gale blowing and heavy downpours. I am always grateful for the efforts the hares put in for our enjoyment. The circle u p revealed a virgin who came along with Jyde\, can't remember his name - o ther than that nothing much to report although the hares said the flour wa s likely to have turned into glue. The rain held off but it was very windy .\n\nThere were some incidents to report. Dimwit had no respect for age ha ving pushed Lazy Git over. Poor Lazy Git had just broken into a walk as we ll. Dimwit also ran the last long the wrong way round. Experienced hasher Gaffer failed to bring a torch\, a minor infraction.\nLittle Chef told a r unner he was going the wrong way. The poor fellow was just a normal runner \, nothing to do with the hash and there he was being reprimanded by an as sertive Little Chef.\n\nApparently\, I took the walkers the wrong way (doe s Rock hill exist) and furthermore was 'volunteered' to do these words. I didn't know home this came about until I saw the photos on Facebook and th ere is an arrow above my head at the circle up. This is a most undemocrati c way to assign this duty.\n\nThere were reports of short cutting\, namely by that serial offender Rusty Bottom as she stuck close to a hedge.\n\nYe uk gave an RAC Man Gaffers Easter Egg. This RAC man mended their car when they were en route to a weekend away in the Lake District (Gunnislake?) th ereby depriving Gaffer of his chocolate symbol representing the resurrecti on of Jesus.\n\nWho Gives a Shit found himself surrounded by an oestrogen fuelled bevy of female hashers (you know who you are) who made innuendos m aking him feel uncomfortable. We men are not pieces of meat you know\, we have feelings.\n\nOn the theme of Amazonian women\, Flage and Rizzo\, were boasting how they were FRB's. Obviously a novelty to make such a song and dance about it. Such a revelation evoked fond memories for Genital Heat R ash (GHR) who stated he was a FRB once - a long time ago - not for very lo ng.\n\nAll hashers arrived safely back at the Fishermans Rest where GHR wa s RA. I thought my jokes were bad but his were absolutely awful. I do not expect groans at my jokes ever again after his efforts.\n\nEmma came up fo r naming and as she seems to come on hashes when the weather was awful she was called 'Dirty Nights'. Welcome Dirty Nights to South Hams Hash House Harriers.\n\nDown downs were awarded to me for leading walkers astray\; Di rty Nights for her naming\; Spotty Botty and Shaggy for laying the hash\, Rusty Bottom for short cutting and Flage for over exuberance for being a F RB. How Dimwit missed out on a down down for his elder abuse and going the wrong way is a mystery to me.\n\nIt's On On next week to the Ring 'O' Bel ls at West Alvington. - The words according to Squashed Balls\nFirst of al l congratulations to Spotty Botty and Shaggy for braving the elements and laying the hash on a day when there was a gale blowing and heavy downpours . I am always grateful for the efforts the hares put in for our enjoyment. The circle up revealed a virgin who came along with Jyde\, can't remember his name - other than that nothing much to report although the hares said the flour was likely to have turned into glue. The rain held off but it w as very windy.\n\nThere were some incidents to report. Dimwit had no respe ct for age having pushed Lazy Git over. Poor Lazy Git had just broken into a walk as well. Dimwit also ran the last long the wrong way round. Experi enced hasher Gaffer failed to bring a torch\, a minor infraction.\nLittle Chef told a runner he was going the wrong way. The poor fellow was just a normal runner\, nothing to do with the hash and there he was being reprima nded by an assertive Little Chef.\n\nApparently\, I took the walkers the w rong way (does Rock hill exist) and furthermore was 'volunteered' to do th ese words. I didn't know home this came about until I saw the photos on Fa cebook and there is an arrow above my head at the circle up. This is a mos t undemocratic way to assign this duty.\n\nThere were reports of short cut ting\, namely by that serial offender Rusty Bottom as she stuck close to a hedge.\n\nYeuk gave an RAC Man Gaffers Easter Egg. This RAC man mended th eir car when they were en route to a weekend away in the Lake District (Gu nnislake?) thereby depriving Gaffer of his chocolate symbol representing t he resurrection of Jesus.\n\nWho Gives a Shit found himself surrounded by an oestrogen fuelled bevy of female hashers (you know who you are) who mad e innuendos making him feel uncomfortable. We men are not pieces of meat y ou know\, we have feelings.\n\nOn the theme of Amazonian women\, Flage and Rizzo\, were boasting how they were FRB's. Obviously a novelty to make su ch a song and dance about it. Such a revelation evoked fond memories for G enital Heat Rash (GHR) who stated he was a FRB once - a long time ago - no t for very long.\n\nAll hashers arrived safely back at the Fishermans Rest where GHR was RA. I thought my jokes were bad but his were absolutely awf ul. I do not expect groans at my jokes ever again after his efforts.\n\nEm ma came up for naming and as she seems to come on hashes when the weather was awful she was called 'Dirty Nights'. Welcome Dirty Nights to South Ham s Hash House Harriers.\n\nDown downs were awarded to me for leading walker s astray\; Dirty Nights for her naming\; Spotty Botty and Shaggy for layin g the hash\, Rusty Bottom for short cutting and Flage for over exuberance for being a FRB. How Dimwit missed out on a down down for his elder abuse and going the wrong way is a mystery to me.\n\nIt's On On next week to the Ring 'O' Bells at West Alvington. 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