BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:442@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20230503T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20230503T233000 DTSTAMP:20230523T090336Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1406/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1406 - Calancombe Estate DESCRIPTION:\nThe words according to WGAS\nThe Words – a true and accurat e account of the evening according to WGAS.\n\nHash 1406 3 May 2023 Calanc ombe Estate Modbury or was it look for Balloons. Pops. Winery said Olive a nd you end up near Schefferville\, Quebec.\n\nThanks to:\nHares Blue Nun a nd Olive\n\nSo the suitably named Blue Nun and Olive arranged a hash at a winery/eatery which got me thinking as one does that other fellow hashers could organise a hash in appropriately named places and locations as well. \n\nVindaloo – India\, GG – Thailand\, Dulux – Paignton? but I’m n ot sure about Shaggy\, Wet Spot\, Blown Off or Rubbery\, answers on a post card.\n\nCircle up was called by Rizzo who had no need to stand on a barr ique to be seen or heard at the Calancombe appellation. The regular hasher ’s\, visitors and virgin’s were greeted notices read and over to the p oint us in the right direction crew. Must not forget Rizzo’s regular jok e some would say while others possible the majority would say you should.\ n\nSo off we barrelled with all but one that is running on the grass the e xception being an ageing road runner AKA Gaffer with no Wile. E Coyote in sight.\n\nWe soon split up to walk the walk short the short long the long or any other combination as would soon become apparent this was a hash wit h a difference.\n\nHalf hard but playful and his trusty companion Scruffy chose the long fortunately for the shorts and walkers and unfortunately fo r the longs as to give him his full name Scruffy 5 Shi+s he lived up to hi s name. Scruffy had no respect for the new tarmac and left us wishing we s uffered from anosmia. The aroma touching on astringent left hashers a litt le off balance and in need of aeration and wishing Scruffy had a bung in h is bunghole.\n\nThe longs ran out and ran back HA HA\, the last time I saw so many hashers running in the opposite direction was when a small group of us ran the correct route at Chillington and everybody else ran the wron g way.\n\nDirty Nights enlightened us on how to tell the difference betwee n a native blue bell and a Spanish one the former bends over like a shephe rd’s crook and the latter is a snob or was that stuck up?\n\nA few of us were checking a check on the way back and were treated to a “petrol” coming down the road that contained a couple of bemused occupants who has been taking pictures of flour marks.\n\nWe headed back the way we came but encountered a diversion due to the biohazard previously deposited develop ing a mould that was definitely not Botrytis. What could be described as a budget version Blue Lagoon had us wading across a muddy pond with Emmelin e AKA Olive directing us into said pond and Richard AKA Blue Nun encouragi ng us back out again with Paddy AKA Rubbery taking responsibility for help ing any dissenters into the lagoon.\n\nUp between the Vitis Vinifera (99% chance I am correct) next and down and up and along the top in the company of Victor Meldrew AKA Gaffer who certainly had a bit of cork taint tonigh t given the acidity and bitter sensation of his breathing\, his grapes had certainly been fermented.\n\nWhisperer was following a dog or was the dog following Whisperer has Whisperer got a dog if not perhaps he should get one?\n\nRegroup at the cellar for the finish and post hash glass of claret or mug of plonk.\n\nThis is an exert from when I did my virgin Words last year.\n\n“As tradition has it I believe the RA notes go to the word scr ibe for the week but ohh no not this time\, ReEntry disappeared with the n otes faster than he does past un unchecked check although there was an unc onfirmed rumour going around that he kicked out one this week.”\n\nSo ha ving learnt something I spoke to ReEntry before he left and was kindly fur nished with his notes which only illustrated my need to go to the optician s again and get some prescription microscopes\, so please forgive any inac curacies.\n\nThe RA or should we say CMS given the establishment in tradit ional fashion thanked the venue and hares before the customary illustratio ns of earthy corkscrew behaviour.\n\nNormal moans too much and not enough. \n\nShorts something about Blue Nun taking a week off work to lay it or wa s it shorts is all Shaggy had on after staring in the rerun of the lady in the lake or was that Comando?\n\nShortcutting by Rizzo Gaffer and co\n\nH alf Hard and Napalm dog. If I was a vet I would prescribe some Bisto for t hat canine\n.\nRubbery threw Rizzo in the pond.\n\nPi is a terrible tart.\ n\nCow Pat couldn’t put enough weight behind the door to get it to yield but didn’t wine.\n\nSquash Balls and Lazy Git all I can decipher is int ellectual so apologies I must have got that wrong.\n\nDulux didn’t get t he joke? I didn’t either as luck would have it I was still paying for th e food and missed the punchline.\n\nHappy birthdays went to some mature vi ntages Goolie\, Broken Man and not a Bit off Ruff who had adopted a birthd ay balloon.\n\nRaffle raised £177 for charity.\n\nDown downs or should we call them supertasters went to Blue Nun\, Olive\, Gaffer\, Goolie and Hal f Hard\n\nGoolie was heard to say that his preference is for a full bodied red not a rose that was a little foxy but a good vintage\, I do hope he w as talking wine and not about Ging Gang!!\n\nI have added in a few wine te rms and one in particular reminded me of what it must be like to have tea at Wet Spot’s\, Vegetal - a tasting term describing characteristics of f resh cooked vegetables on the nose.\n\nNext week its on on to:\n\n - \nThe words according to WGAS\nThe Words – a true and accurate account of the evening according to WGAS.\n\nHash 1406 3 May 2023 Calancombe Estate Modb ury or was it look for Balloons. Pops. Winery said Olive and you end up ne ar Schefferville\, Quebec.\n\nThanks to:\nHares Blue Nun and Olive\n\nSo t he suitably named Blue Nun and Olive arranged a hash at a winery/eatery wh ich got me thinking as one does that other fellow hashers could organise a hash in appropriately named places and locations as well.\n\nVindaloo – India\, GG – Thailand\, Dulux – Paignton? but I’m not sure about Sh aggy\, Wet Spot\, Blown Off or Rubbery\, answers on a post card.\n\nCircle up was called by Rizzo who had no need to stand on a barrique to be seen or heard at the Calancombe appellation. The regular hasher’s\, visitors and virgin’s were greeted notices read and over to the point us in the r ight direction crew. Must not forget Rizzo’s regular joke some would say while others possible the majority would say you should.\n\nSo off we bar relled with all but one that is running on the grass the exception being a n ageing road runner AKA Gaffer with no Wile. E Coyote in sight.\n\nWe soo n split up to walk the walk short the short long the long or any other com bination as would soon become apparent this was a hash with a difference.\ n\nHalf hard but playful and his trusty companion Scruffy chose the long f ortunately for the shorts and walkers and unfortunately for the longs as t o give him his full name Scruffy 5 Shi+s he lived up to his name. Scruffy had no respect for the new tarmac and left us wishing we suffered from ano smia. The aroma touching on astringent left hashers a little off balance a nd in need of aeration and wishing Scruffy had a bung in his bunghole.\n\n The longs ran out and ran back HA HA\, the last time I saw so many hashers running in the opposite direction was when a small group of us ran the co rrect route at Chillington and everybody else ran the wrong way.\n\nDirty Nights enlightened us on how to tell the difference between a native blue bell and a Spanish one the former bends over like a shepherd’s crook and the latter is a snob or was that stuck up?\n\nA few of us were checking a check on the way back and were treated to a “petrol” coming down the road that contained a couple of bemused occupants who has been taking pict ures of flour marks.\n\nWe headed back the way we came but encountered a d iversion due to the biohazard previously deposited developing a mould that was definitely not Botrytis. What could be described as a budget version Blue Lagoon had us wading across a muddy pond with Emmeline AKA Olive dire cting us into said pond and Richard AKA Blue Nun encouraging us back out a gain with Paddy AKA Rubbery taking responsibility for helping any dissente rs into the lagoon.\n\nUp between the Vitis Vinifera (99% chance I am corr ect) next and down and up and along the top in the company of Victor Meldr ew AKA Gaffer who certainly had a bit of cork taint tonight given the acid ity and bitter sensation of his breathing\, his grapes had certainly been fermented.\n\nWhisperer was following a dog or was the dog following Whisp erer has Whisperer got a dog if not perhaps he should get one?\n\nRegroup at the cellar for the finish and post hash glass of claret or mug of plonk .\n\nThis is an exert from when I did my virgin Words last year.\n\n“As tradition has it I believe the RA notes go to the word scribe for the week but ohh no not this time\, ReEntry disappeared with the notes faster than he does past un unchecked check although there was an unconfirmed rumour going around that he kicked out one this week.”\n\nSo having learnt some thing I spoke to ReEntry before he left and was kindly furnished with his notes which only illustrated my need to go to the opticians again and get some prescription microscopes\, so please forgive any inaccuracies.\n\nThe RA or should we say CMS given the establishment in traditional fashion th anked the venue and hares before the customary illustrations of earthy cor kscrew behaviour.\n\nNormal moans too much and not enough.\n\nShorts somet hing about Blue Nun taking a week off work to lay it or was it shorts is a ll Shaggy had on after staring in the rerun of the lady in the lake or was that Comando?\n\nShortcutting by Rizzo Gaffer and co\n\nHalf Hard and Nap alm dog. If I was a vet I would prescribe some Bisto for that canine\n.\nR ubbery threw Rizzo in the pond.\n\nPi is a terrible tart.\n\nCow Pat could n’t put enough weight behind the door to get it to yield but didn’t wi ne.\n\nSquash Balls and Lazy Git all I can decipher is intellectual so apo logies I must have got that wrong.\n\nDulux didn’t get the joke? I didn ’t either as luck would have it I was still paying for the food and miss ed the punchline.\n\nHappy birthdays went to some mature vintages Goolie\, Broken Man and not a Bit off Ruff who had adopted a birthday balloon.\n\n Raffle raised £177 for charity.\n\nDown downs or should we call them supe rtasters went to Blue Nun\, Olive\, Gaffer\, Goolie and Half Hard\n\nGooli e was heard to say that his preference is for a full bodied red not a rose that was a little foxy but a good vintage\, I do hope he was talking wine and not about Ging Gang!!\n\nI have added in a few wine terms and one in particular reminded me of what it must be like to have tea at Wet Spot’s \, Vegetal - a tasting term describing characteristics of fresh cooked veg etables on the nose.\n\nNext week its on on to:\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Calancombe Estate Nr Modbury\, Ivybridge\, PL21 0TU GEO:50.368686;-3.851248 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Nr Modbury\, Ivybridge\, PL 21 0TU\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Calancombe Estate:geo:5 0.368686,-3.851248 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20230326T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR