BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:448@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20230614T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20230614T230000 DTSTAMP:20230620T061611Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1412/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1412 - Wrangaton Golf Club DESCRIPTION:The words according to Gary G\nHash No. 1412 Wrangaton Golf Clu b. Hare - RE-ENTRY\n\nI was debating whether to hash after RE-ENTRY's talk of bringing a phone\, could be very long as lighter later and we may get very wet and the fact that I was driving on my own. In the end I threw cau tion to the wind and decided it was better than staying in! So when I arri ved and they were asking for volunteers for the words I threw caution to t he wind again and stuck my hand up!!\n\nOur GM RIZZO told us that she can' t take her dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him! G uess that's what you get for buying a pure bred dog!! Groans all round! Sh e welcomed the new virgin TOM who is a Triathlete. Think he'd swum the Cha nnel and then cycled to the hash beforehand! Also welcomed back SOFTWOOD a nd STICKY BUSH. We also had a public health warning not to contact FILTH a s she had been infected with a virus!\n\nThe hare RE-ENTRY hoped we had br ought our phones and possibly a waterproof case as it might get wet!! This is what I was dreading but fortunately it was only on the long trail. Tha t was decided then\, I was definitely doing the short. Also he had amended the route slightly for the less nimble among us after BLOWN OFF had tried to eradicate a few of the older hashers the week before! He also said his wife had laid the short route but said that nobody would bother with it. Then we were finally off on a long or short trail. This confused RIZZO as she was seen going round in circles for five minutes before she ran off. M ust have been the trauma of her dog being attacked!\n\nReport of the short s - Off we went with Zoe not only doing one but two dumps a few minutes in to the run. (If only we could name dogs Two Dumps would be a good one). We ran along the edge of the golf course by the trees and then we turned rig ht and went up and up and up and up for about four miles!! I was with YEUK and we could see DOGGY STYLE and TIGHT NUTS in front of us and then we sa w them climb the Tor in the distance and disappear. Suddenly no one was in sight and we worried that somehow we were on the longs by mistake so we w ent back and forth a bit and then finally found the last divide! We were s o ecstatic we had a group hug. Then we saw the flags of the golf course an d noticed that there were more seagulls than golfers on it. There must hav e been a lot of birdies scored!\n\nReport of the longs (I accept no liabil ity for these words as I wasn't on the longs and this is cobbled together from OVERSHOT's scribble!) - Off they went at speed in their wet suits! BO ATY accused WETSPOT of hiding behind a rock and joining the hash halfway r ound\, OVERSHOT of short cutting and then barged him off the path. Shockin g behaviour . HALFHARD struck up a beautiful relationship with SOFTWOOD an d then thought it was too hard so went back to CROSSFIT. As did CINDERELLA .\n\nOur GM set a bad example of not swimming\, DIMMERS and PUGSLEY didn't get their hair wet either but WHISPERER made up for it by taking his tee shirt off\, swimming across to the other side and then ran around to put t ee shirt back on and then got stuck in a loop until someone took his tee s hirt to him on the other side! DIMWIT was getting upset that OVERSHOT was running and spooking the cows but he was the only one in red apart from FI LTH's knickers which were noticed when she fell over in front of SQUASH BA LLS.\n\nBARBARELLA took her phone and rang TWISTED SISTER to ask her to ri ng RE-ENTRY to tell him not to wait for her and LOTARSE which was just as well as they went wrong and ran in the opposite direction and met the long s at Ugborough Beacon. Plus side was that they weren't the last back! SHAG GY ran back and kicked out two checks for OVERSHOT\, not sure why! PUGSLEY reported that the longs were 7.1.\n\nDowns Downs were awarded to:-\nRE-EN TRY the hare\nTOM the Virgin\nCROSSFIT - nominated Cinderella\nBOATY for f alse accusations\nSTICKY BUSH welcome back\nLED ASTRAY\nBARBARELLA for bei ng a good mobile scout\n\nOn On to Avon Inn\, Avonwick - Hare SQUASHED BAL LS RA Spotty Botty\n\nThanks to everyone for a cracking Solstice Camping w eekend!\n\nGary G - The words according to Gary G\nHash No. 1412 Wrangaton Golf Club. Hare - RE-ENTRY\n\nI was debating whether to hash after RE-ENT RY's talk of bringing a phone\, could be very long as lighter later and we may get very wet and the fact that I was driving on my own. In the end I threw caution to the wind and decided it was better than staying in! So wh en I arrived and they were asking for volunteers for the words I threw cau tion to the wind again and stuck my hand up!!\n\nOur GM RIZZO told us that she can't take her dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacki ng him! Guess that's what you get for buying a pure bred dog!! Groans all round! She welcomed the new virgin TOM who is a Triathlete. Think he'd swu m the Channel and then cycled to the hash beforehand! Also welcomed back S OFTWOOD and STICKY BUSH. We also had a public health warning not to contac t FILTH as she had been infected with a virus!\n\nThe hare RE-ENTRY hoped we had brought our phones and possibly a waterproof case as it might get w et!! This is what I was dreading but fortunately it was only on the long t rail. That was decided then\, I was definitely doing the short. Also he ha d amended the route slightly for the less nimble among us after BLOWN OFF had tried to eradicate a few of the older hashers the week before! He also said his wife had laid the short route but said that nobody would bother with it. Then we were finally off on a long or short trail. This confused RIZZO as she was seen going round in circles for five minutes before she r an off. Must have been the trauma of her dog being attacked!\n\nReport of the shorts - Off we went with Zoe not only doing one but two dumps a few m inutes into the run. (If only we could name dogs Two Dumps would be a good one). We ran along the edge of the golf course by the trees and then we t urned right and went up and up and up and up for about four miles!! I was with YEUK and we could see DOGGY STYLE and TIGHT NUTS in front of us and t hen we saw them climb the Tor in the distance and disappear. Suddenly no o ne was in sight and we worried that somehow we were on the longs by mistak e so we went back and forth a bit and then finally found the last divide! We were so ecstatic we had a group hug. Then we saw the flags of the golf course and noticed that there were more seagulls than golfers on it. There must have been a lot of birdies scored!\n\nReport of the longs (I accept no liability for these words as I wasn't on the longs and this is cobbled together from OVERSHOT's scribble!) - Off they went at speed in their wet suits! BOATY accused WETSPOT of hiding behind a rock and joining the hash halfway round\, OVERSHOT of short cutting and then barged him off the path . Shocking behaviour . HALFHARD struck up a beautiful relationship with SO FTWOOD and then thought it was too hard so went back to CROSSFIT. As did C INDERELLA.\n\nOur GM set a bad example of not swimming\, DIMMERS and PUGSL EY didn't get their hair wet either but WHISPERER made up for it by taking his tee shirt off\, swimming across to the other side and then ran around to put tee shirt back on and then got stuck in a loop until someone took his tee shirt to him on the other side! DIMWIT was getting upset that OVER SHOT was running and spooking the cows but he was the only one in red apar t from FILTH's knickers which were noticed when she fell over in front of SQUASH BALLS.\n\nBARBARELLA took her phone and rang TWISTED SISTER to ask her to ring RE-ENTRY to tell him not to wait for her and LOTARSE which was just as well as they went wrong and ran in the opposite direction and met the longs at Ugborough Beacon. Plus side was that they weren't the last b ack! SHAGGY ran back and kicked out two checks for OVERSHOT\, not sure why ! PUGSLEY reported that the longs were 7.1.\n\nDowns Downs were awarded to :-\nRE-ENTRY the hare\nTOM the Virgin\nCROSSFIT - nominated Cinderella\nBO ATY for false accusations\nSTICKY BUSH welcome back\nLED ASTRAY\nBARBARELL A for being a good mobile scout\n\nOn On to Avon Inn\, Avonwick - Hare SQU ASHED BALLS RA Spotty Botty\n\nThanks to everyone for a cracking Solstice Camping weekend!\n\nGary G CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Wrangaton Golf Club Golf Links Road\, Wrangaton\, Devon\, TQ10 9HJ GEO:50.407774;-3.864095 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Golf Links Road\, Wrangaton \, Devon\, TQ10 9HJ \, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Wrangaton Golf Club:geo:50.407774,-3.864095 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20230326T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR