BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:455@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20230719T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20230719T230000 DTSTAMP:20230801T105841Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1419/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1419 - Sea Trout Inn DESCRIPTION:The words according to Lactaster\nHash No. 1419 Staverton - Har es - Pugsley and 2nd Coming\nStand In Words Editor - Rubbery until next AG PU - volunteers welcome.....\n\nI have finally been allured by our lovely persuasive GM to do the words (not that it took much!!!)\nFor most of the day I thought that I would not make the hash as I thought that I would hav e to stay at home with the children whilst the other half started the long summer of combining\; however\, thanks to the contractors combining nearl y catching alight due to a broken bearing all of a sudden combining was of f and hashing was on on.\n\nCircle up outside The Sea Trout Inn included t he GM’s usual weekly lame joke before the Hare Pugsley and Second Coming sent us on our way around the beautiful village of Staverton. During circ le up Rubbery screeched into the car park\, before proceeding to abandon h is car in the middle of the car park\, and then decided to walk the trail backwards\, as for some unknown reason he wanted to be alone. Smoking Dick had not been hashing for so long that she had lost the ability to open ga tes.\n\nThe hash included an optional swim in the murky waters of the Rive r Dart. However\, those that did decide to enjoy the swim seemed to ignore the swim point into the river and find their own better one. Whisperer wa s seen to be running back towards the River Dart to do the swim as he appa rently did not notice the word “SWIM” written in big letters on the gr ound or the large body of water right next to where he had just ran. Who G ives A Shit decided he needed to cool off in the river after watching the ladies including Pi strip down to their underwear to jump in the water. Lo tass was seen to be finding the swim easier in the run.\n\nWhilst we were running alongside the river we stumbled across the letters “BS” on the ground\, several hashers then got excited thinking that there was a surpr ise beer stop\; on arrival they were very disappointed to find no beer\, s o there was much speculation as to what the letters “BS” actually stoo d for as there were no bulls in sight\, unless a non hasher had got there first and drank all of the beer\, who knows????\n\nDuring the hash Shaggy was seen to be letting several hashers overtake her\, apparently due to be ing very poorly with a chest infection\, rather than because she felt that it was someone else’s turn to be an FRB for once.\n\nAfter the hash\, L azy Git was seen to be struggling to get changed after getting himself tan gled up in his tee shirt\, but along came his knight in shining armor Boat y McBoatface to rescue him out of tangled predicament. Back in the pub Ove rshot was overheard to be using his daughter’s money from selling her bi ke to quench his thirst. It was announced that Filth’s car sharer was co ncerned as to why she had an oversized garlic bulb concealed in a mysterio us person’s pants on the gearstick of her car. The RA GHR awarded a 300 hash tee shirt to Twisted Sister\, much to her embarrassment\, before ever yone proceeding to sing a happy birthday to The Hares &\; WGAS.\n\nGHR also suggested naming virgin hasher Jackie\, who has hashed with Plympton a couple of times\; names suggested included “came late” after she arr ived late to the hash &\; “get in there first” as she would have be en named before Plympton had a chance to\, however\, it was then decided t o defer naming her.\n\nDown downs went to:\n\nPugsley &\; Second Coming – The Hares\nWGAS\nTwisted Sister\nFilth\nJackie\n\nOn on to Modbury Lo ng Stay Car Park 26/7/23. - The words according to Lactaster\nHash No. 141 9 Staverton - Hares - Pugsley and 2nd Coming\nStand In Words Editor - Rubb ery until next AGPU - volunteers welcome.....\n\nI have finally been allur ed by our lovely persuasive GM to do the words (not that it took much!!!)\ nFor most of the day I thought that I would not make the hash as I thought that I would have to stay at home with the children whilst the other half started the long summer of combining\; however\, thanks to the contractor s combining nearly catching alight due to a broken bearing all of a sudden combining was off and hashing was on on.\n\nCircle up outside The Sea Tro ut Inn included the GM’s usual weekly lame joke before the Hare Pugsley and Second Coming sent us on our way around the beautiful village of Stave rton. During circle up Rubbery screeched into the car park\, before procee ding to abandon his car in the middle of the car park\, and then decided t o walk the trail backwards\, as for some unknown reason he wanted to be al one. Smoking Dick had not been hashing for so long that she had lost the a bility to open gates.\n\nThe hash included an optional swim in the murky w aters of the River Dart. However\, those that did decide to enjoy the swim seemed to ignore the swim point into the river and find their own better one. Whisperer was seen to be running back towards the River Dart to do th e swim as he apparently did not notice the word “SWIM” written in big letters on the ground or the large body of water right next to where he ha d just ran. Who Gives A Shit decided he needed to cool off in the river af ter watching the ladies including Pi strip down to their underwear to jump in the water. Lotass was seen to be finding the swim easier in the run.\n \nWhilst we were running alongside the river we stumbled across the letter s “BS” on the ground\, several hashers then got excited thinking that there was a surprise beer stop\; on arrival they were very disappointed to find no beer\, so there was much speculation as to what the letters “BS ” actually stood for as there were no bulls in sight\, unless a non hash er had got there first and drank all of the beer\, who knows????\n\nDuring the hash Shaggy was seen to be letting several hashers overtake her\, app arently due to being very poorly with a chest infection\, rather than beca use she felt that it was someone else’s turn to be an FRB for once.\n\nA fter the hash\, Lazy Git was seen to be struggling to get changed after ge tting himself tangled up in his tee shirt\, but along came his knight in s hining armor Boaty McBoatface to rescue him out of tangled predicament. Ba ck in the pub Overshot was overheard to be using his daughter’s money fr om selling her bike to quench his thirst. It was announced that Filth’s car sharer was concerned as to why she had an oversized garlic bulb concea led in a mysterious person’s pants on the gearstick of her car. The RA G HR awarded a 300 hash tee shirt to Twisted Sister\, much to her embarrassm ent\, before everyone proceeding to sing a happy birthday to The Hares &am p\; WGAS.\n\nGHR also suggested naming virgin hasher Jackie\, who has hash ed with Plympton a couple of times\; names suggested included “came late ” after she arrived late to the hash &\; “get in there first” as she would have been named before Plympton had a chance to\, however\, it w as then decided to defer naming her.\n\nDown downs went to:\n\nPugsley &am p\; Second Coming – The Hares\nWGAS\nTwisted Sister\nFilth\nJackie\n\nOn on to Modbury Long Stay Car Park 26/7/23. 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