BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:457@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20230802T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20230802T230000 DTSTAMP:20230811T144046Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1421/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1421 - A Pizza Me DESCRIPTION:The words / lies according to Morticia\nHash No. 1421 - East Pr awle - Hares - Rizzo\, Nice Buns &\; Pimples\nStand In Words Editor - R ubbery until next AGPU - volunteers welcome.....\nWell\, I think I did qui te well to avoid doing the words until August.\nThe threat of WGAS pointin g the finger and the temptation of Olive being RA\, and consequently provi ding an epistle for me to work from\, the bait was taken.\nThe Hares decor ated us liberally before the start with glitter. Bush Banter got the week wrong as he turned up in jeans. We then waited with baited breath for Rizz o to tell us this week's joke. We waited some time\, before with the help of Legs Eleven\, she managed to give us the punchline. We never actually s aw the pretty (Knuts)\, but you know who you are.\n\nThe run was not quite on a blue sky\, warm Summer evening\, but we were all very relieved that only the hares endured the gale force wind and rain during the earlier par t of the day.\nAnyone doing the coastal marathon had just a taster of the terrain to look forward to. Obviously it is going to be completely flat!\n Just at the end of the trail was a great beer stop.\nRubbery\, with many H arriets\, were waiting with glitter shots and snacks. The Harriets assured me that they had not sampled all of the shots\, but they all seemed VERY HAPPY so maybe they take after their mothers!\nSnot Gobbler\, when he fini shed the trail\, went back to the beer stop for seconds. Seconds of what\, I am not quite sure. If it was only for the shots then he definitely take s after his mum\, Spotty Botty. Otherwise she will have to keep an eye on him!\nPizzas were enjoyed by many. Jyde was really lucky to even get his h alf of pizza. Pye had bought it to share with him. She valiantly tried to keep it hot while Jyde had been 'delayed' at the beer stop.\nDon't worry H ekkel\, we are keeping tabs on him. Pye had many volunteers to eat his hal f!\nCan't Come never completed the run as he had pulled his groin. Any vol unteers for giving a massage were advised to form an orderly queue.\nLow T arse and Ching Chong left poor Twisted Sister covering her ears as they ta lked about tales of Venice and Italians.\nWet Spot\, in his usual confused state\, called Doggy Style ' Dirty Dog'. She\, in turn\, called him Knob Head leading for calls for a renaming!\nI am not sure what the connection is between National Ice Cream day and Olive's Hash Oscar Awards\, but mayb e I had fallen asleep. Bit Of Rough was given the hardest trier award as h e apparently gets the most wrong. Is this true Little Chef?\nGuess who got the award for moaning the most? There were 2 candidates\, surprise surpri se\, Piddler or Wet Spot. Piddler was pipped at the post. Maybe it was inf luenced by Wet Spot confessing to having a skin eating disorder all over h is body!\nBest costume award went to Filth who seems to have fancy dress f or every possible theme. Not sure if she acquired the 'Gary Glitter' trous ers when he went to prison.\nOlive is still traumatised by the 'Bridget Jo nes' pants syndrome from 2 weeks ago.\nBest 'Sun Worshipper' award went to Gaffer\, who proudly lifted his T shirt for all to see. The English rain is rapidly washing it off!\nBest virgin shag/lay went to Second Coming who had wisely asked Pugsley to help him.\nAn individual reverse 'Cinderella' award went to Rizzo for turning her old running slippers into sparkly new ones.\nThe final award went to Rear Entry who has still not learnt that h ashing is NOT a race.\nWhisperer was seen beating( not physically) him bec ause he had sneakily checked out the route earlier.\nThe awards ceremony f inally and eventually came to a close (hooray!).\nA great Hash enjoyed by all\, thank you Hares.\n\nDown Downs were awarded to\n\nHares ... Rizzo\, Nice Buns and Pimples\nBit Of Rough\nWet Spot\nFilth\nGaffer\nSecond Comin g\n\nOn on to the Hash barbecue at Hekkel and Jyde's - The words / lies ac cording to Morticia\nHash No. 1421 - East Prawle - Hares - Rizzo\, Nice Bu ns &\; Pimples\nStand In Words Editor - Rubbery until next AGPU - volun teers welcome.....\nWell\, I think I did quite well to avoid doing the wor ds until August.\nThe threat of WGAS pointing the finger and the temptatio n of Olive being RA\, and consequently providing an epistle for me to work from\, the bait was taken.\nThe Hares decorated us liberally before the s tart with glitter. Bush Banter got the week wrong as he turned up in jeans . We then waited with baited breath for Rizzo to tell us this week's joke. We waited some time\, before with the help of Legs Eleven\, she managed t o give us the punchline. We never actually saw the pretty (Knuts)\, but yo u know who you are.\n\nThe run was not quite on a blue sky\, warm Summer e vening\, but we were all very relieved that only the hares endured the gal e force wind and rain during the earlier part of the day.\nAnyone doing th e coastal marathon had just a taster of the terrain to look forward to. Ob viously it is going to be completely flat!\nJust at the end of the trail w as a great beer stop.\nRubbery\, with many Harriets\, were waiting with gl itter shots and snacks. The Harriets assured me that they had not sampled all of the shots\, but they all seemed VERY HAPPY so maybe they take after their mothers!\nSnot Gobbler\, when he finished the trail\, went back to the beer stop for seconds. Seconds of what\, I am not quite sure. If it wa s only for the shots then he definitely takes after his mum\, Spotty Botty . Otherwise she will have to keep an eye on him!\nPizzas were enjoyed by m any. Jyde was really lucky to even get his half of pizza. Pye had bought i t to share with him. She valiantly tried to keep it hot while Jyde had bee n 'delayed' at the beer stop.\nDon't worry Hekkel\, we are keeping tabs on him. Pye had many volunteers to eat his half!\nCan't Come never completed the run as he had pulled his groin. Any volunteers for giving a massage w ere advised to form an orderly queue.\nLow Tarse and Ching Chong left poor Twisted Sister covering her ears as they talked about tales of Venice and Italians.\nWet Spot\, in his usual confused state\, called Doggy Style ' Dirty Dog'. She\, in turn\, called him Knob Head leading for calls for a r enaming!\nI am not sure what the connection is between National Ice Cream day and Olive's Hash Oscar Awards\, but maybe I had fallen asleep. Bit Of Rough was given the hardest trier award as he apparently gets the most wro ng. Is this true Little Chef?\nGuess who got the award for moaning the mos t? There were 2 candidates\, surprise surprise\, Piddler or Wet Spot. Pidd ler was pipped at the post. Maybe it was influenced by Wet Spot confessing to having a skin eating disorder all over his body!\nBest costume award w ent to Filth who seems to have fancy dress for every possible theme. Not s ure if she acquired the 'Gary Glitter' trousers when he went to prison.\nO live is still traumatised by the 'Bridget Jones' pants syndrome from 2 wee ks ago.\nBest 'Sun Worshipper' award went to Gaffer\, who proudly lifted h is T shirt for all to see. The English rain is rapidly washing it off!\nBe st virgin shag/lay went to Second Coming who had wisely asked Pugsley to h elp him.\nAn individual reverse 'Cinderella' award went to Rizzo for turni ng her old running slippers into sparkly new ones.\nThe final award went t o Rear Entry who has still not learnt that hashing is NOT a race.\nWhisper er was seen beating( not physically) him because he had sneakily checked o ut the route earlier.\nThe awards ceremony finally and eventually came to a close (hooray!).\nA great Hash enjoyed by all\, thank you Hares.\n\nDown Downs were awarded to\n\nHares ... Rizzo\, Nice Buns and Pimples\nBit Of Rough\nWet Spot\nFilth\nGaffer\nSecond Coming\n\nOn on to the Hash barbecu e at Hekkel and Jyde's CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:A Pizza Me A Pizza Me\, Town Road\, East Prawle\, Devon\, TQ7 2DF GEO:50.218242;-3.71216 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=A Pizza Me\, Town Road\, Ea st Prawle\, Devon\, TQ7 2DF\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=A Pizza Me:geo:50.218242,-3.71216 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20230326T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR