BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:460@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20230823T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20230823T230000 DTSTAMP:20230906T145421Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1422-2/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1424 - Field in Hope Cove DESCRIPTION:The words according to Gaffer\nHash No. 1424 - Hope Cove Lifebo at Charity - Filths Chilli- Hares - Filth Ging Gang Dulux\nRA - Nice Buns\ nStand In Words Editor - Rubbery until next AGPU - volunteers welcome..... \n\nI have put writing this off long enough\, when you have a fading memor y and you do so many\nhash’s in a week they all blend into one. But how could this happen Hope Cove on a beautiful\nbalmy summers evening can alwa ys stand out from the rest.\nDecision time which shoes? Its a SH4 trail by Filth\, Ging Gang\, Dulux and named that night\nLays Loads\, easy decisio n road shoes.\nWhich car? Its a black and gold theme\, unfortunately we do n’t have a JPS Lotus (ask the older\nhashers who looked like they may ha ve smoked) so a splendid cruise out in the convertible\nMerc it was.\nPark ing had been organised in a field with a steep slope\, nice to see the ent rance was partially\nblocked by an inconsiderate car driver\, you farmers have a lot to deal with. I guess the gap was\nto small for the SUV 4X4 lot to enter or were they keen to keep their wheels clean.\nRizzo called circ le up as we had to be off to the Life Boat Station ASAP\, I told Ging Gang that\nthey were doing special trips for us around the bay\, she of course believed this.\nThis is when I was stitched up for the words by Rizzo who I thought was such a lovely person\nfull of the joys of spring without a malicious bone in her body. On Sunday she had been\nawarded Plympton H3’ s Hashit\, an aluminium frame with insignia to be carried on the next hash \,\nI only presented it\, I didn’t vote.\nPrelims and lies about trail c ompleted off to the RNLI base to present a cheque (was that the\nonly one on the trail) to the crew. Not sure why they needed a boat the size of the coxswain\, he\nwas huge\, he could have waded most of the inshore areas a nd plucked two or three people out\nof the water at a time.\nOff on the ra ce\, sorry hash\, apparently as Overshot could not make tonight he ran the trail\nearlier kicking out the check\, not cheque\, he mentioned he had a fright and bumped into the\nThree Witches of Eastwick and was 1st in\, un lucky Rear Entry or is it Re-Entry?\nThe Trail went straight up from sea l evel to Graystone and Bolberry down 130 metres of climb in\na mile\, Re-En try could be seen miles in the distance as could the other FRB’s even Ni ce Buns\nwent passed. Surly there will be a cheque or check at the top or will they take pity on those\nbreathing through every orifice Me and stop for a re-group. As ever no was the answer\, why are\nthere so many hills t he South Hams? The best answer\, that's what makes it the beautiful place it\nis. I still hate running up them well I wish I still could.\nOn the lo ngs went to Cathole point to then return through Bolberry village and onto a ridge path\nleading down to the welcomed beers stop 1⁄2 mile from the finish\, ideal can have a beer without\nsuffering the consequences. Gooli e was here moaning that the walkers trail had not lead him to\nthe beer so he had to get a lift\, perhaps you should run and earn it!\nAt the field\ , the place we parked in at the start\, we were losing the light\, we chan ged into our\nblack and gold ensembles and very striking some were\, did I mention the JPS Lotus colours\nwhen they were winning the Formula 1 champ s for a few years on the trot.\nThe hospitality of Filth and team was exce ptional with a choice of Chilli\, with the meat version\nwith extra chilli sauce hitting the mark accompanied by a Morreti on such a fine evening.\n Still no sign of Lowtarse and Olive.\nOnto the RA\, Nice Buns who stood in front of a rather imposing wall (sorry I thought it looked\nlike a firing range Butt Stop) like she was in front of a firing squad.\nWhere's and ha ppening's were delivered from scribbled notes which I have and was warned\ nyou wont be able to read\, Nice Buns you were right\, I can’t even read my own hand writing\,\nshould have been a doctor. But here are some snipp ets.\n\n1. Can’t Come was telling a joke in Nice Buns full car en-route to hash “this one will make your\ntoes curl”\, not funny if you are Ni ce Buns she can’t curl her toes.\n2. Rizzo and Who Gives a Shit dressed in Black and Gold at the circle up\, WGAS quickly\nchanged Rizzo went with it\, suggest you read the info given.\n3. Nice Buns (very popular on thes e words)\, was given a lovely sexy risqué black and gold\nnumber to wear by Rizzo but she didn’t have the nerve to wear it\, shame on you.\n4. Fr om the notes presenting a CHECK not cheque there were only 2 checks one at the RNLI\nand one on the trail.\n5. Nice to see a Blue Nun return after s pending many a happy an hour upsetting motorists out\non his cycle. Still running pretty well for a cyclist. He was also tucking into some fine wine from a\ndesigner chiller bag\, but out of a plastic glass how uncouth. Wh en asked where Olive was he\nsaid just get on with the RA ing don’t wait for Olive at 2215.\n6.Bit of Ruff\, hiding at the back at circle up to hi de his new shoes which looked more like\nconverted gloves\n7. Nut Cracker and T/W thought they knew best a took a short cut ending up adding a few e xtra\nmile to the actual trail.\n8. Happy Endings\, struggling but still d idn’t take the short cut others in front of him were\nencouraging him to do\, he’ll learn.\n9. Sex Wax took a fancy to two small boys and chased them down a lane\, they called the police\,\nMiss Mouthfull defused the s ituation with their mother and said she “Sex Wax was just a\nrunner”\, she said she doesn’t look like a runner. The Police did not turn up.\n1 0. Filths Blue house was pointed out across the valley standing out resple ndently in the\nsun\, on our return to the finish\, what blue house it was dark.\n11. Rubbery\, may lose his job\, Windy Balls was so impressed with view he had to strip to take\nphotos.\n12. TB tried to rescue and old fri end he recognised from the good old days\, an old lady eating\nblackberrie s and saying baa. With the help of Knockers they managed to put her back w hence\nshe came.\n13 Some brave hashers managed a swim\, you didn’t tell me.\n14. Nice Buns (again) actually won the short much to Going Downs dis gust who thought she\nhad. You should be on the long.\n15. Overexposed had hoped to go for a nice meal on his birthday\, fortunately that is exactly \nwhat he had at Chez Filth.\nNaming Filths son after laying more trails t han he has run will be known from now on as Lay\nLoads.\n\nSalcombe Marath on \, get your entries in please\, transport needs booking.\n\nNext weeks delights will be brought to you by The Gaffer\, a proper Hash\, not a race .\nPlymbridge Car Park (Plympton side) On Down the Stannary (Wetherspoons) \nRidge Way Plympton. Use the Ridge Way Car Park .\nTorches will be requir ed as there is a thick canopy in the woodland.\nIt may be wet\, very wet o ptions will be on offer\, waterproof electronic devices if you have to\nca rry them.\n\nOnOn Gaffer\n///prone.hawks.learns - The words according to G affer\nHash No. 1424 - Hope Cove Lifeboat Charity - Filths Chilli- Hares - Filth Ging Gang Dulux\nRA - Nice Buns\nStand In Words Editor - Rubbery un til next AGPU - volunteers welcome.....\n\nI have put writing this off lon g enough\, when you have a fading memory and you do so many\nhash’s in a week they all blend into one. But how could this happen Hope Cove on a be autiful\nbalmy summers evening can always stand out from the rest.\nDecisi on time which shoes? Its a SH4 trail by Filth\, Ging Gang\, Dulux and name d that night\nLays Loads\, easy decision road shoes.\nWhich car? Its a bla ck and gold theme\, unfortunately we don’t have a JPS Lotus (ask the old er\nhashers who looked like they may have smoked) so a splendid cruise out in the convertible\nMerc it was.\nParking had been organised in a field w ith a steep slope\, nice to see the entrance was partially\nblocked by an inconsiderate car driver\, you farmers have a lot to deal with. I guess th e gap was\nto small for the SUV 4X4 lot to enter or were they keen to keep their wheels clean.\nRizzo called circle up as we had to be off to the Li fe Boat Station ASAP\, I told Ging Gang that\nthey were doing special trip s for us around the bay\, she of course believed this.\nThis is when I was stitched up for the words by Rizzo who I thought was such a lovely person \nfull of the joys of spring without a malicious bone in her body. On Sund ay she had been\nawarded Plympton H3’s Hashit\, an aluminium frame with insignia to be carried on the next hash\,\nI only presented it\, I didn’ t vote.\nPrelims and lies about trail completed off to the RNLI base to pr esent a cheque (was that the\nonly one on the trail) to the crew. Not sure why they needed a boat the size of the coxswain\, he\nwas huge\, he could have waded most of the inshore areas and plucked two or three people out\ nof the water at a time.\nOff on the race\, sorry hash\, apparently as Ove rshot could not make tonight he ran the trail\nearlier kicking out the che ck\, not cheque\, he mentioned he had a fright and bumped into the\nThree Witches of Eastwick and was 1st in\, unlucky Rear Entry or is it Re-Entry? \nThe Trail went straight up from sea level to Graystone and Bolberry down 130 metres of climb in\na mile\, Re-Entry could be seen miles in the dist ance as could the other FRB’s even Nice Buns\nwent passed. Surly there w ill be a cheque or check at the top or will they take pity on those\nbreat hing through every orifice Me and stop for a re-group. As ever no was the answer\, why are\nthere so many hills the South Hams? The best answer\, th at's what makes it the beautiful place it\nis. I still hate running up the m well I wish I still could.\nOn the longs went to Cathole point to then r eturn through Bolberry village and onto a ridge path\nleading down to the welcomed beers stop 1⁄2 mile from the finish\, ideal can have a beer wit hout\nsuffering the consequences. Goolie was here moaning that the walkers trail had not lead him to\nthe beer so he had to get a lift\, perhaps you should run and earn it!\nAt the field\, the place we parked in at the sta rt\, we were losing the light\, we changed into our\nblack and gold ensemb les and very striking some were\, did I mention the JPS Lotus colours\nwhe n they were winning the Formula 1 champs for a few years on the trot.\nThe hospitality of Filth and team was exceptional with a choice of Chilli\, w ith the meat version\nwith extra chilli sauce hitting the mark accompanied by a Morreti on such a fine evening.\nStill no sign of Lowtarse and Olive .\nOnto the RA\, Nice Buns who stood in front of a rather imposing wall (s orry I thought it looked\nlike a firing range Butt Stop) like she was in f ront of a firing squad.\nWhere's and happening's were delivered from scrib bled notes which I have and was warned\nyou wont be able to read\, Nice Bu ns you were right\, I can’t even read my own hand writing\,\nshould have been a doctor. But here are some snippets.\n\n1. Can’t Come was telling a joke in Nice Buns full car en-route to hash “this one will make your\ ntoes curl”\, not funny if you are Nice Buns she can’t curl her toes.\ n2. Rizzo and Who Gives a Shit dressed in Black and Gold at the circle up\ , WGAS quickly\nchanged Rizzo went with it\, suggest you read the info giv en.\n3. Nice Buns (very popular on these words)\, was given a lovely sexy risqué black and gold\nnumber to wear by Rizzo but she didn’t have the nerve to wear it\, shame on you.\n4. From the notes presenting a CHECK not cheque there were only 2 checks one at the RNLI\nand one on the trail.\n5 . Nice to see a Blue Nun return after spending many a happy an hour upsett ing motorists out\non his cycle. Still running pretty well for a cyclist. He was also tucking into some fine wine from a\ndesigner chiller bag\, but out of a plastic glass how uncouth. When asked where Olive was he\nsaid j ust get on with the RA ing don’t wait for Olive at 2215.\n6.Bit of Ruff\ , hiding at the back at circle up to hide his new shoes which looked more like\nconverted gloves\n7. Nut Cracker and T/W thought they knew best a to ok a short cut ending up adding a few extra\nmile to the actual trail.\n8. Happy Endings\, struggling but still didn’t take the short cut others i n front of him were\nencouraging him to do\, he’ll learn.\n9. Sex Wax to ok a fancy to two small boys and chased them down a lane\, they called the police\,\nMiss Mouthfull defused the situation with their mother and said she “Sex Wax was just a\nrunner”\, she said she doesn’t look like a runner. The Police did not turn up.\n10. Filths Blue house was pointed ou t across the valley standing out resplendently in the\nsun\, on our return to the finish\, what blue house it was dark.\n11. Rubbery\, may lose his job\, Windy Balls was so impressed with view he had to strip to take\nphot os.\n12. TB tried to rescue and old friend he recognised from the good old days\, an old lady eating\nblackberries and saying baa. With the help of Knockers they managed to put her back whence\nshe came.\n13 Some brave has hers managed a swim\, you didn’t tell me.\n14. Nice Buns (again) actuall y won the short much to Going Downs disgust who thought she\nhad. You shou ld be on the long.\n15. Overexposed had hoped to go for a nice meal on his birthday\, fortunately that is exactly\nwhat he had at Chez Filth.\nNamin g Filths son after laying more trails than he has run will be known from n ow on as Lay\nLoads.\n\nSalcombe Marathon \, get your entries in please\, transport needs booking.\n\nNext weeks delights will be brought to you by The Gaffer\, a proper Hash\, not a race.\nPlymbridge Car Park (Plympton si de) On Down the Stannary (Wetherspoons)\nRidge Way Plympton. Use the Ridge Way Car Park .\nTorches will be required as there is a thick canopy in th e woodland.\nIt may be wet\, very wet options will be on offer\, waterproo f electronic devices if you have to\ncarry them.\n\nOnOn Gaffer\n///prone. hawks.learns CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Field in Hope Cove Hope Cove\, Kingsbridge\, TQ7 3HH GEO:50.246354;-3.855289 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Hope Cove\, Kingsbridge\, T Q7 3HH\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Field in Hope Cove:geo: 50.246354,-3.855289 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20230326T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR