BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:464@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20230920T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20230920T223000 DTSTAMP:20230925T134029Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1428/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 hash 1428 - South Brent Station Car Park DESCRIPTION:Hash No. 1428 - The Station House Hotel South Brent - Hares - J yde &\; Tyred Bunny\nRA - GHR\nStand In Words Editor - Rubbery until ne xt AGPU - volunteers welcome.....\n\nGathering.\nIt was starting to get di mpsy as we gathered at South Brent station car park. I was considering\nwe ather I would need an extra layer when Rizzo calls order and tells her the usual joke. Listening\nintensely\, I hear my name mentioned\, something a bout writing the words. I shook my head and then\nto my horror\, I heard G HR say “yeah\, she`ll do them”. Writing the words is something I’m n ot too\nkeen on. Blame GHR if they`re rubbish.\nSomebody (sorry can’t re member their name) saw our hash on line and decided to join us. Welcome.\n Unfortunately\, he didn’t have a torch but was saved by Rizzo who gave h im her emergency torch\, the\nsmallest torch I’ve ever seen.\nThe Hares give us instructions on tonight’s trail\, warning us about deathly falls \, steep gradients and\ntiny ledges. Three log short splits\, and off we w ent.\n\nTrail.\nWe started running up towards the back of Brent\, over the railway then into the fields. Up and up we\nwent which seemed to on forev er. I was glad of the Toby\, he helped me by pulling on his lead\, I knew\ nthat all that money wasted on puppy training would pay off.\nThere was pl enty of checks albeit very large ones and plenty of dots.\nAfter all the r ain we had had that day\, the ground was very slippery. Loads of hashers f ell over\nincluding myself.\nAfter passing through loads of fields and sti les We eventually arrived at the gnarly summit\, which\nwas quite slippery . This is where I fell over. It seemed like all downhill from here\, altho ugh it wasn’t\nbut compared to what we had just done it seemed like it.\ nAt one point a few of us stragglers were running around a field looking f or marks. I ended up in a\nfarm yard having missed a left tuning over a st ile.\nGetting back to the carpark was a relief.\nShe’s Ready was shiveri ng waiting to get her clothes out of the car. I must remember to bring the \nspare key.\n\nPub\nThe Station House Hotel was very welcoming and so was the beer. I resisted the Lovely cakes though.\nGHR was the RA tonight so I didn’t see much of him.\nThe on downs were ordered and GHR started tal king his rubbish (I still haven’t forgiving him). I’m\nnow looking at his notes\, he really should have paid more attention at school.\nThe pub was duly thanked. He said there was no joke tonight\, there’s a relief I thought\, although that\nturned out not to be true.\nGary Glitter tried t o follow Toby through a stile rather than go over it. She also gat a smack on the\nbum from Tyred Bunny.\nWet Spot fell over on the gnarly (Gaffers new word) bit near the summit\, pushed over by Overshot.\nAs I mentioned e arlier\, I fell over but landed on Toby’s head\, apparently.\nGymslip wa s straddling a puddle when Blown Off splashed his genitals.\nPony was doin g his bit for the South Brent community by finding Lazy Git wandering arou nd\naimlessly and bringing him back to the car park.\nCowpat decided to ru n through the leet to try to overtake the pack only to fall over when gett ing out.\nLowtarse\, Olive and Barbarella managed to do the whole trail wi thout getting lost\, until they got back\nto South Brent where they got lo st.\n\nBoaty and Barbarella brought along Wardy. Someone thought he was ca lled Wardrobe. When it was\nrealised that he didn’t have a hash name it was suggested that he is called “coming out of the closet”.\nOne for t he future.\nGing Gang was noted to be wearing new shoes. She was lucky GHR didn’t implement PH3s drinkning\na down down from her shoe.\nGerran\, a Cornish visitor took the usual stick regarding cream teas as Gary Glitter was eating one.\nGoolie then took it upon himself to call him Cornish for the rest of the evening.\nSnot Gobbler was sent out side to eat his Kebab . This was impressive\, as you know you normally can\nonly eat these thing s when tanked up with 10 pints of beer.\nTyred Bunny got splashed. He thou ght it was all the rain we had had that day but it was just Olive in\nthe hedge having a wee.\nDimwit and Gaffer were heard arguing about Russel Bra nd. One saying he’s innocent (Dimwit) until\nproven guilty the other say ing he’s because he’s never liked Him (Gaffer). This gave GHR the\nopp ortunity to tell his sexist joke. Oh\, and just for the record I do iron h is shirts.\n\nDown Downs were awarded to\n\nThe Two Virgins\nHares Tyred B unny &\; Jyde\nBoaty nominated Filth\nSome one else?? nominated Little Chef\n\nOn On to Cornwood - Hash No. 1428 - The Station House Hotel South Brent - Hares - Jyde &\; Tyred Bunny\nRA - GHR\nStand In Words Editor - Rubbery until next AGPU - volunteers welcome.....\n\nGathering.\nIt was s tarting to get dimpsy as we gathered at South Brent station car park. I wa s considering\nweather I would need an extra layer when Rizzo calls order and tells her the usual joke. Listening\nintensely\, I hear my name mentio ned\, something about writing the words. I shook my head and then\nto my h orror\, I heard GHR say “yeah\, she`ll do them”. Writing the words is something I’m not too\nkeen on. Blame GHR if they`re rubbish.\nSomebody (sorry can’t remember their name) saw our hash on line and decided to jo in us. Welcome.\nUnfortunately\, he didn’t have a torch but was saved by Rizzo who gave him her emergency torch\, the\nsmallest torch I’ve ever seen.\nThe Hares give us instructions on tonight’s trail\, warning us ab out deathly falls\, steep gradients and\ntiny ledges. Three log short spli ts\, and off we went.\n\nTrail.\nWe started running up towards the back of Brent\, over the railway then into the fields. Up and up we\nwent which s eemed to on forever. I was glad of the Toby\, he helped me by pulling on h is lead\, I knew\nthat all that money wasted on puppy training would pay o ff.\nThere was plenty of checks albeit very large ones and plenty of dots. \nAfter all the rain we had had that day\, the ground was very slippery. L oads of hashers fell over\nincluding myself.\nAfter passing through loads of fields and stiles We eventually arrived at the gnarly summit\, which\nw as quite slippery. This is where I fell over. It seemed like all downhill from here\, although it wasn’t\nbut compared to what we had just done it seemed like it.\nAt one point a few of us stragglers were running around a field looking for marks. I ended up in a\nfarm yard having missed a left tuning over a stile.\nGetting back to the carpark was a relief.\nShe’s Ready was shivering waiting to get her clothes out of the car. I must reme mber to bring the\nspare key.\n\nPub\nThe Station House Hotel was very wel coming and so was the beer. I resisted the Lovely cakes though.\nGHR was t he RA tonight so I didn’t see much of him.\nThe on downs were ordered an d GHR started talking his rubbish (I still haven’t forgiving him). I’m \nnow looking at his notes\, he really should have paid more attention at school.\nThe pub was duly thanked. He said there was no joke tonight\, the re’s a relief I thought\, although that\nturned out not to be true.\nGar y Glitter tried to follow Toby through a stile rather than go over it. She also gat a smack on the\nbum from Tyred Bunny.\nWet Spot fell over on the gnarly (Gaffers new word) bit near the summit\, pushed over by Overshot.\ nAs I mentioned earlier\, I fell over but landed on Toby’s head\, appare ntly.\nGymslip was straddling a puddle when Blown Off splashed his genital s.\nPony was doing his bit for the South Brent community by finding Lazy G it wandering around\naimlessly and bringing him back to the car park.\nCow pat decided to run through the leet to try to overtake the pack only to fa ll over when getting out.\nLowtarse\, Olive and Barbarella managed to do t he whole trail without getting lost\, until they got back\nto South Brent where they got lost.\n\nBoaty and Barbarella brought along Wardy. Someone thought he was called Wardrobe. When it was\nrealised that he didn’t hav e a hash name it was suggested that he is called “coming out of the clos et”.\nOne for the future.\nGing Gang was noted to be wearing new shoes. She was lucky GHR didn’t implement PH3s drinkning\na down down from her shoe.\nGerran\, a Cornish visitor took the usual stick regarding cream tea s as Gary Glitter was eating one.\nGoolie then took it upon himself to cal l him Cornish for the rest of the evening.\nSnot Gobbler was sent out side to eat his Kebab. This was impressive\, as you know you normally can\nonl y eat these things when tanked up with 10 pints of beer.\nTyred Bunny got splashed. He thought it was all the rain we had had that day but it was ju st Olive in\nthe hedge having a wee.\nDimwit and Gaffer were heard arguing about Russel Brand. One saying he’s innocent (Dimwit) until\nproven gui lty the other saying he’s because he’s never liked Him (Gaffer). This gave GHR the\nopportunity to tell his sexist joke. Oh\, and just for the r ecord I do iron his shirts.\n\nDown Downs were awarded to\n\nThe Two Virgi ns\nHares Tyred Bunny &\; Jyde\nBoaty nominated Filth\nSome one else?? nominated Little Chef\n\nOn On to Cornwood CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:South Brent Station Car Park Station Car Park\, South Brent\, TQ10 9AL GEO:50.42761;-3.83444 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Station Car Park\, South Br ent\, TQ10 9AL\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=South Brent Sta tion Car Park:geo:50.42761,-3.83444 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20230326T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR