BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:465@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20230927T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20230927T230000 DTSTAMP:20231002T043458Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1429/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1429 - Cornwood Inn DESCRIPTION:The words according to Barbie\nHash No. 1429 - The Cornwood Inn \, Cornwood - Hares - Pugsley &\; Boaty\nRA - Squashed Balls\n\nStand I n Words Editor - Rubbery until next AGPU - volunteers welcome.....\nThe wo rds for Hash 1429 Cornwood\, or A View from the Bar.\n\nStorm Agnes threat ened but didn’t really materialise\, unlike Barbie and Barbarella’s se venth grandchild\, Agnes\, who materialised two weeks early.\nIt was nice to see returner Jelly Baby at the Circle Up where Rubbery Fuck hooted his horn to spook the dogs amongst us.\nWalkers dispersed in numerous directio ns\, with the speedy Nutcracker and Twisted Sister soon shaking off pursue rs.\n\nI was first to the bar\, well\, it is my pub\, closely followed by Squashed Balls (who asked me if this was my pub) and Jyde\, they having co mpleted a shortened walk.\nThen came Hash Flash\, Rubbery without his horn \, nor any snaps. He’d also shortened the walk.\nPony Shafter\, on the o ther hand\, led in his 2.9 intrepid official route walkers\, loudly procla iming they had walked 4 miles up hill and down dale. That’s longer than the Longs.\nNo naming or shaming\, but the first of the Longs sprinted int o the pub with his border collie to shouts of “it’s not a race!” He snarled at the barrackers and will ignore them.\nHare and sweeper Boaty Mc Boat Face swept in the Lost Causes Olive\, Low t’Arse and Barbarella at exactly 20.57. Having counted hashers out and now counted them back in\, t he Hanrahan-esque Boaty needed a beer.\nWell\, he was entitled\, after all \, it’s his pub too.\n\nSoon the bar was busy. Locals appeared at the do or\, looked at the mob inside and swiftly departed.\nShe’s Ready and Whi sperer stood at the bar wearing their matching\, colour co-ordinated Brett on fisher’s stripey tops\, the latter looking sad and disappointed.\nTha t’s right\, no Stella Artois in our pub. There were three other foreign lagers available: Carlsberg\, probably the best lager in the wo…… St M iguel and Korev\, but there’s no pleasing some.\nJelly Baby never made i t back to our pub and Know Nuts left early\, but food was served and eaten with gusto as beer frothed\, flowed and was swiftly downed.\n\nTalking of downs\, as RA Squashed Balls had made notes on a postage stamp\, we hoped for a short announcement prior to the Down Downs this week.\nThe locals h uffed and puffed as our pub was thanked\, but the RA was mercifully brief. \nAll I can recall is something about Who Gives a Shit doing a horse whisp erer trick and\, stone the crows\, killed two birds with his tone.\nDown D owns went to the two Hares\, Boaty and Pugsley\, Rizzo for her geographica l knowledge and to Little Chef and GHR for something or other else.\n\nOn On to South Brent (again).\n\nNB A few years ago the Cornwood Inn was save d from being sold to a housing developer by a Community Share scheme and i s now a community owned pub - our pub! - The words according to Barbie\nHa sh No. 1429 - The Cornwood Inn\, Cornwood - Hares - Pugsley &\; Boaty\n RA - Squashed Balls\n\nStand In Words Editor - Rubbery until next AGPU - v olunteers welcome.....\nThe words for Hash 1429 Cornwood\, or A View from the Bar.\n\nStorm Agnes threatened but didn’t really materialise\, unlik e Barbie and Barbarella’s seventh grandchild\, Agnes\, who materialised two weeks early.\nIt was nice to see returner Jelly Baby at the Circle Up where Rubbery Fuck hooted his horn to spook the dogs amongst us.\nWalkers dispersed in numerous directions\, with the speedy Nutcracker and Twisted Sister soon shaking off pursuers.\n\nI was first to the bar\, well\, it is my pub\, closely followed by Squashed Balls (who asked me if this was my pub) and Jyde\, they having completed a shortened walk.\nThen came Hash Fl ash\, Rubbery without his horn\, nor any snaps. He’d also shortened the walk.\nPony Shafter\, on the other hand\, led in his 2.9 intrepid official route walkers\, loudly proclaiming they had walked 4 miles up hill and do wn dale. That’s longer than the Longs.\nNo naming or shaming\, but the f irst of the Longs sprinted into the pub with his border collie to shouts o f “it’s not a race!” He snarled at the barrackers and will ignore th em.\nHare and sweeper Boaty McBoat Face swept in the Lost Causes Olive\, L ow t’Arse and Barbarella at exactly 20.57. Having counted hashers out an d now counted them back in\, the Hanrahan-esque Boaty needed a beer.\nWell \, he was entitled\, after all\, it’s his pub too.\n\nSoon the bar was b usy. Locals appeared at the door\, looked at the mob inside and swiftly de parted.\nShe’s Ready and Whisperer stood at the bar wearing their matchi ng\, colour co-ordinated Bretton fisher’s stripey tops\, the latter look ing sad and disappointed.\nThat’s right\, no Stella Artois in our pub. T here were three other foreign lagers available: Carlsberg\, probably the b est lager in the wo…… St Miguel and Korev\, but there’s no pleasing some.\nJelly Baby never made it back to our pub and Know Nuts left early\, but food was served and eaten with gusto as beer frothed\, flowed and was swiftly downed.\n\nTalking of downs\, as RA Squashed Balls had made notes on a postage stamp\, we hoped for a short announcement prior to the Down Downs this week.\nThe locals huffed and puffed as our pub was thanked\, bu t the RA was mercifully brief.\nAll I can recall is something about Who Gi ves a Shit doing a horse whisperer trick and\, stone the crows\, killed tw o birds with his tone.\nDown Downs went to the two Hares\, Boaty and Pugsl ey\, Rizzo for her geographical knowledge and to Little Chef and GHR for s omething or other else.\n\nOn On to South Brent (again).\n\nNB A few years ago the Cornwood Inn was saved from being sold to a housing developer by a Community Share scheme and is now a community owned pub - our pub! 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