BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:467@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20231011T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20231011T230000 DTSTAMP:20231017T103528Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1431/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1431 - Old Inn - Halwell DESCRIPTION:The Words According to GHR\nStand In Words Editor - Rubbery unt il next AGPU - volunteers welcome.....\nDisclaimer: around 99% of anything said below will have no relation to actual events that happened.\nThe Gat hering. It is the usual dark cold Wednesday evening around seven thirty as we gathered at The Old Inn Halwell.\nRhino calls order and the usual spie l told. I'm astounded to hear my name menƟoned again! It turns out it’s my turn to write the words again\, something I’m very keen to avoid and certainly wouldn't do it for that Plympton lot.\n\nThe Trail. It was Chin g Chong and Cant Come's virgin lay tonight and I would like to say what a great hash it was too\, unfortunately!!!!!!!!!\nChing Chong\, whilst layin g the trail was aƩacked by a big black Aberdeen Angus\, she retaliated by throwing a load of flour over it. So that's where all the flour went!\nTh ere was the usual instrucƟons from the Hares and off we went up the main road and safely escorted across the road along a foot path and into the co untry side. There were the usual marks\, some checks. There were rivers an d fields\, Shiggy and sƟles\, kissing gates and estuaries and some woods. Hills and footpaths. There were some long short splits and there were som e bits where we all ran together. There was a great Beer stop too.\nChing Chong lost the trail completely\, she didn’t want to confuse the hash by puƫng down a check due to poor weather condiƟons. This certainly confus ed Tripple Top as he ran 10 miles doing both the long and the short and wa s branded a loner (I sƟll love ya mate). Jyde and Fallen Woman were caugh t trespassing\, opening front doors of houses just to have a nosey inside. \nRhino and Whisperer were running together when a squeal of delight was h eard coming from Rhino\, its not known whether she slipped or Whisperer wa s trying to put her torch back in her pocket.\n\nThe Pub. We were told to pipe down and shut up. Quite a few hashers were menƟoned who were not pre sent. A few of the things said.\nVinderloo Drops her friends every week to go who knows where. Well this week SHE was spoƩed.\nThis hot and fiery y oung lady has been seen chaƫng to what can only be described as a Mr Darc ey on Horse Back.\nPye We all think she is the dedicated dog lover\, but t onight she was seen handing Kevin a treat and when the beloved sibling Tor came over she was told off.\nKnockers Every week she comes with Undercove rs\, he drives his flash sports car\, lady on his arm looking the dashing gentleman\, would anyone else like to remind him of walking into a glass d oor at Avonwick.\nEllen has a thing that she likes to strip off. Whenever she can gets her kit off. It allows her to feel free young\, alive and spo ntaneous. She is also a lover of the water and coastline. Always the first to de-robe. She has been known to just jump out the car and whip her clot hes off and has had a few encounters with the odd peeping Tom. As she was being named tonight\, a few names were menƟoned by the RA. Skinny Dip\, P lop plop\, Denude\, Strip Off\, Strip Naked\, Striptease\, Peel off\, Bare all\, Rough Floater\, BuƩ naked. A few other names were shouted out by t he hash\, to which Dogger got the loudest cheer. I believe that's how we d o it. Welcome to the hash Dogger.\n\nDown downs went to\nThe hares Ching C hong &\; Cant Come\nBirthdays Fallen Woman &\; Whisperer\nKnockers\n Dogger\n\nNext weeks Hash. Hunters Lodge Inn TQ9 7ES\nHares – MorƟcia a nd Gomez\n\nPost script. If you think the word Rhino is a typo\, ask her.\ n\nONON - The Words According to GHR\nStand In Words Editor - Rubbery unti l next AGPU - volunteers welcome.....\nDisclaimer: around 99% of anything said below will have no relation to actual events that happened.\nThe Gath ering. It is the usual dark cold Wednesday evening around seven thirty as we gathered at The Old Inn Halwell.\nRhino calls order and the usual spiel told. I'm astounded to hear my name menƟoned again! It turns out it’s my turn to write the words again\, something I’m very keen to avoid and certainly wouldn't do it for that Plympton lot.\n\nThe Trail. It was Ching Chong and Cant Come's virgin lay tonight and I would like to say what a g reat hash it was too\, unfortunately!!!!!!!!!\nChing Chong\, whilst laying the trail was aƩacked by a big black Aberdeen Angus\, she retaliated by throwing a load of flour over it. So that's where all the flour went!\nThe re was the usual instrucƟons from the Hares and off we went up the main r oad and safely escorted across the road along a foot path and into the cou ntry side. There were the usual marks\, some checks. There were rivers and fields\, Shiggy and sƟles\, kissing gates and estuaries and some woods. Hills and footpaths. There were some long short splits and there were some bits where we all ran together. There was a great Beer stop too.\nChing C hong lost the trail completely\, she didn’t want to confuse the hash by puƫng down a check due to poor weather condiƟons. This certainly confuse d Tripple Top as he ran 10 miles doing both the long and the short and was branded a loner (I sƟll love ya mate). Jyde and Fallen Woman were caught trespassing\, opening front doors of houses just to have a nosey inside.\ nRhino and Whisperer were running together when a squeal of delight was he ard coming from Rhino\, its not known whether she slipped or Whisperer was trying to put her torch back in her pocket.\n\nThe Pub. We were told to p ipe down and shut up. Quite a few hashers were menƟoned who were not pres ent. A few of the things said.\nVinderloo Drops her friends every week to go who knows where. Well this week SHE was spoƩed.\nThis hot and fiery yo ung lady has been seen chaƫng to what can only be described as a Mr Darce y on Horse Back.\nPye We all think she is the dedicated dog lover\, but to night she was seen handing Kevin a treat and when the beloved sibling Tor came over she was told off.\nKnockers Every week she comes with Undercover s\, he drives his flash sports car\, lady on his arm looking the dashing g entleman\, would anyone else like to remind him of walking into a glass do or at Avonwick.\nEllen has a thing that she likes to strip off. Whenever s he can gets her kit off. It allows her to feel free young\, alive and spon taneous. She is also a lover of the water and coastline. Always the first to de-robe. She has been known to just jump out the car and whip her cloth es off and has had a few encounters with the odd peeping Tom. As she was b eing named tonight\, a few names were menƟoned by the RA. Skinny Dip\, Pl op plop\, Denude\, Strip Off\, Strip Naked\, Striptease\, Peel off\, Bare all\, Rough Floater\, BuƩ naked. A few other names were shouted out by th e hash\, to which Dogger got the loudest cheer. I believe that's how we do it. Welcome to the hash Dogger.\n\nDown downs went to\nThe hares Ching Ch ong &\; Cant Come\nBirthdays Fallen Woman &\; Whisperer\nKnockers\nD ogger\n\nNext weeks Hash. Hunters Lodge Inn TQ9 7ES\nHares – MorƟcia an d Gomez\n\nPost script. If you think the word Rhino is a typo\, ask her.\n \nONON CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Old Inn - Halwell Totnes Road\, Halwell\, Devon\, TQ9 7JA GEO:50.365654;-3.720767 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Totnes Road\, Halwell\, Dev on\, TQ9 7JA\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Old Inn - Halwell :geo:50.365654,-3.720767 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20230326T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR