BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:468@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20231018T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20231018T230000 DTSTAMP:20231025T050334Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1432/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1432 - Hunters Lodge Inn DESCRIPTION:The Words According to Ging Gang aka Olive\nEditor - I take no responsibility for the content posted here - I'll leave it to your own jud gement as to any sense! They are actually quite entertaining with a little pruning Olive xx\n\nStand In Words Editor - Rubbery until next AGPU - vol unteers welcome.....\n\nThe words according to Olive…\nFirstly\, how on earth did I end up with this job you might ask…\nI had already had the j ourney of all journeys. Already running late and Filth waiting eagerly for the car share in said Galaxy that had just arrived back from the garage w ith new said engine. That’s another story but I will leave it there. Car s do not swim well on water… Just saying Blue Nunn!! Nor do they like un named roads Filth!!!\n\nCircle up was called to order by our esteemed GM a nd then the little black book came out with hashers names for writing of t he words. My memory of a little black books was certainly full of names bu t did not result in writing. Oh\, to be young again! First name up was Dul ux! No Dulux!!\nWas she away on some beautiful yacht sailing the Mediterra nean or did Storm Babet put her off??\nGing Gangs name was then immediatel y mentioned and next on the list and this followed with a conversation aro und “there are only a few who have not written the words for 2023”. It was clearly far too wet for the nasty arrow last night!!\nGing Gang was n ot around to defend herself as both Goolie and Ging Gang were looking for a space big enough to park the large white Bentley (Ed - pretty sure it's a Jaguar last time I looked). It was suddenly agreed that Ging Gang was th e words writer for Cornworthy and after her last edition we were all looki ng forward to these as her last edit was superb. The question remains did Goolie or Ging Gang write them. We will never know or did they pay someone to write them. Either way they were brilliant.\n\nWe had some visitors an d returnees as well:\nWe welcomed back Primarnie. First sighting for a whi le but let’s be fair he only had to walk outside his front door.\nWe wer e also graced with an athlete last night not any old athlete might I add a professional marathon runner with all the gear and no idea. He trains wit h Paula Radcliffe. Wow!! Welcome Tiffany or is it Ratners!!\n\nWell\, as w e were rounded up it was time to listen to the usual lies and under exagge rations on distances – but wait this was Gomez and Morticia. if there wa s ever a hero’s award it does need to go to Morticia and Gomez. What can we say storm Babet certainly made an interesting day for laying.\n8 large bags of white powder was used! (Any one else seen Cocaine Bear??)\nIt was a hash with hills\, mud\, shiggy\, and Shaggy\, and more hills and more C ow Pat. We can always depend on the Adams family for laying a hash of all hashes and it must be noted that Gomez swept us all up through storm Babet beautifully.\nAs said the rain was horizontal\, but it did not stop us en joying ourselves – Proper Hash as Gaffer would say (And probably did if he could be heard over the wind).\nWalking through the field of thick deep mud felt like the end of the day when you have taken the wrong ski slope and your family want to kill you as all the lifts have closed. I can’t i magine who I would be referring too.\nUp the first mahoosive hill we went and noticed immediately Triple Top having a wee. There was speculation mad e on his privates. Was it 3.5 inches was heard chorusing around. Come on h ashers have some respect when you need to go\, you need to go and besides it was a cold night!!\nI’m quite surprised the weather report was correc t 200mm of rain in such a short time. The river was fast flowing and Barba rella and I ran particularly fast. It was the thought of a tree coming dow n on top of us plus Low Task (Ed - I think you mean LowTArse) was missing (Who is to blame for us getting lost each week). Actually\, that’s not e ntirely true we got lost on more than one occasion last night due to follo wing Rusty and Little\nChef and all you could hear was Gomez shouting “R usty and Little Chef can you not read checks?”\n\nBarbarella and I felt like we were back at school as the teachers’ pets. Some of you here woul d not know what the meaning of this is as some I understand never even whe n to school.\n\nRear Entry has an awful reputation (Editor wants to leave this as a Statement) (Ed- I have)\, as always being the fastest but\, he c heats on a regular basis and shockingly\, he led Triple Top astray and the y both ended up doing half of the hash.\nThe question has been asked tonig ht could this be why he is always first back? No Jury required – he is a cheat a cad and quite frankly unworthy of any praise\, has anyone\nseen R ear Entry kick out a check??? Or even shout on on come to think of it.\n\n Rizzo should have been home from home as Cornworthy was where she grew up apparently so why on earth did she end up getting lost.\n\nSo the return o f Primarnie - sporting a new pair of trainers and not any old trainers a p air of Gucci at that. Your Mother must have more money than sense. Gucci t rainers to a hash? Worthy of a Down Down sadly we didn’t organise Babych am\, maybe next time. Don’t be a stranger\, we look forward to seeing th e Louis Vuittons next time!! Gucci is very common don’t you know!!\n\nA thanks must go to Goolie who jumped in at the last minute as the RA never showed as she was poorly. Get well soon!\n\nWhisperer was seen bringing in his own Larger and sharing with another hasher who has been sited beer sw apping. Next they will be sitting there with their hip flasks. There are m ore ways to save for Thailand.\n\nDown Downs went to\nOlive for her Starks y and Hutch driving\,\nRear Entry for cheating and not finishing the hash\ ,\nGomez and Morticia for laying a superb hash as always and the superb sw eeping\,\nthe athlete Tiffany (Ed - not his official hash name)\nand of co urse Primarnie for his new brand-new shoes.\n\nON ON TO Crooked Spire Ermi ngton .\nLove Olive aka Ging Gang. - The Words According to Ging Gang aka Olive\nEditor - I take no responsibility for the content posted here - I'l l leave it to your own judgement as to any sense! They are actually quite entertaining with a little pruning Olive xx\n\nStand In Words Editor - Rub bery until next AGPU - volunteers welcome.....\n\nThe words according to O live…\nFirstly\, how on earth did I end up with this job you might ask …\nI had already had the journey of all journeys. Already running late a nd Filth waiting eagerly for the car share in said Galaxy that had just ar rived back from the garage with new said engine. That’s another story bu t I will leave it there. Cars do not swim well on water… Just saying Blu e Nunn!! Nor do they like unnamed roads Filth!!!\n\nCircle up was called t o order by our esteemed GM and then the little black book came out with ha shers names for writing of the words. My memory of a little black books wa s certainly full of names but did not result in writing. Oh\, to be young again! First name up was Dulux! No Dulux!!\nWas she away on some beautiful yacht sailing the Mediterranean or did Storm Babet put her off??\nGing Ga ngs name was then immediately mentioned and next on the list and this foll owed with a conversation around “there are only a few who have not writt en the words for 2023”. It was clearly far too wet for the nasty arrow l ast night!!\nGing Gang was not around to defend herself as both Goolie and Ging Gang were looking for a space big enough to park the large white Ben tley (Ed - pretty sure it's a Jaguar last time I looked). It was suddenly agreed that Ging Gang was the words writer for Cornworthy and after her la st edition we were all looking forward to these as her last edit was super b. The question remains did Goolie or Ging Gang write them. We will never know or did they pay someone to write them. Either way they were brilliant .\n\nWe had some visitors and returnees as well:\nWe welcomed back Primarn ie. First sighting for a while but let’s be fair he only had to walk out side his front door.\nWe were also graced with an athlete last night not a ny old athlete might I add a professional marathon runner with all the gea r and no idea. He trains with Paula Radcliffe. Wow!! Welcome Tiffany or is it Ratners!!\n\nWell\, as we were rounded up it was time to listen to the usual lies and under exaggerations on distances – but wait this was Gom ez and Morticia. if there was ever a hero’s award it does need to go to Morticia and Gomez. What can we say storm Babet certainly made an interest ing day for laying.\n8 large bags of white powder was used! (Any one else seen Cocaine Bear??)\nIt was a hash with hills\, mud\, shiggy\, and Shaggy \, and more hills and more Cow Pat. We can always depend on the Adams fami ly for laying a hash of all hashes and it must be noted that Gomez swept u s all up through storm Babet beautifully.\nAs said the rain was horizontal \, but it did not stop us enjoying ourselves – Proper Hash as Gaffer wou ld say (And probably did if he could be heard over the wind).\nWalking thr ough the field of thick deep mud felt like the end of the day when you hav e taken the wrong ski slope and your family want to kill you as all the li fts have closed. I can’t imagine who I would be referring too.\nUp the f irst mahoosive hill we went and noticed immediately Triple Top having a we e. There was speculation made on his privates. Was it 3.5 inches was heard chorusing around. Come on hashers have some respect when you need to go\, you need to go and besides it was a cold night!!\nI’m quite surprised t he weather report was correct 200mm of rain in such a short time. The rive r was fast flowing and Barbarella and I ran particularly fast. It was the thought of a tree coming down on top of us plus Low Task (Ed - I think you mean LowTArse) was missing (Who is to blame for us getting lost each week ). Actually\, that’s not entirely true we got lost on more than one occa sion last night due to following Rusty and Little\nChef and all you could hear was Gomez shouting “Rusty and Little Chef can you not read checks? ”\n\nBarbarella and I felt like we were back at school as the teachers ’ pets. Some of you here would not know what the meaning of this is as s ome I understand never even when to school.\n\nRear Entry has an awful rep utation (Editor wants to leave this as a Statement) (Ed- I have)\, as alwa ys being the fastest but\, he cheats on a regular basis and shockingly\, h e led Triple Top astray and they both ended up doing half of the hash.\nTh e question has been asked tonight could this be why he is always first bac k? No Jury required – he is a cheat a cad and quite frankly unworthy of any praise\, has anyone\nseen Rear Entry kick out a check??? Or even shout on on come to think of it.\n\nRizzo should have been home from home as Co rnworthy was where she grew up apparently so why on earth did she end up g etting lost.\n\nSo the return of Primarnie - sporting a new pair of traine rs and not any old trainers a pair of Gucci at that. Your Mother must have more money than sense. Gucci trainers to a hash? Worthy of a Down Down sa dly we didn’t organise Babycham\, maybe next time. Don’t be a stranger \, we look forward to seeing the Louis Vuittons next time!! Gucci is very common don’t you know!!\n\nA thanks must go to Goolie who jumped in at t he last minute as the RA never showed as she was poorly. Get well soon!\n\ nWhisperer was seen bringing in his own Larger and sharing with another ha sher who has been sited beer swapping. Next they will be sitting there wit h their hip flasks. There are more ways to save for Thailand.\n\nDown Down s went to\nOlive for her Starksy and Hutch driving\,\nRear Entry for cheat ing and not finishing the hash\,\nGomez and Morticia for laying a superb h ash as always and the superb sweeping\,\nthe athlete Tiffany (Ed - not his official hash name)\nand of course Primarnie for his new brand-new shoes. \n\nON ON TO Crooked Spire Ermington .\nLove Olive aka Ging Gang. CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Hunters Lodge Inn Cornworthy\, Totnes\, TQ9 7ES GEO:50.3886;-3.650075 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Cornworthy\, Totnes\, TQ9 7 ES\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Hunters Lodge Inn:geo:50.38 86,-3.650075 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20230326T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR