BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:469@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20231025T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20231025T233000 DTSTAMP:20231031T105006Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1433/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1433 - Crooked Spire DESCRIPTION:The Words According to Gomez\nStand In Words Editor - Rubbery u ntil next AGPU - volunteers welcome.....\n\nHash 1433 from Ermington - Har es Pi and Doggy Style\nRA Spotty Botty\n\nThe rain had stopped\, Hurrah!\, upon our arrival.\nCircling up outside the pub I noticed some questionabl e parking.\nDoggy Style had completely abandoned her car in the middle of the road using the excuse that she didn't want to get blocked in as she ne eded it to assist the Hash at a dangerous location.\nA new one on me but a cceptable.\nRubbery\, meanwhile\, just dumped his giant van\, as is his wa nt\, and never tries to justify it. (Ed - I see no problem with that!)\n\n Dry runner Nice Buns graced us with her presence even though there was a t hreat of further rain\, I think with the ulterior motive of cajoling us al l re upcoming Hash socials.\nA tall virgin chap with a dog\, that was resp lendent in a red flashing collar\, stood around looking lost.\nWe found ou t from Rizzo that his name is James and without him we would not have been able to run on the private ground that night. Many thanks to him.\n\nRizz o gave us the \, now traditional\, lame joke followed by the\, also now tr aditional\, stitch up for a mug to do the Words. Hi there!\nPi used all he r stern teaching skills with a very authoritative Do's and Don't 's about the Hash and we were off through the village and into the park.\nZoe took the opportunity to do her usual early run dump which\, after the clear up\ , left Morticia and me at the back along with Cowpat.\nAlongside the river we went and then up into the woods and I mean UP!\nLots of things happen in woods\, especially at night\, some I can divulge.\n\nA tiny frog needed to be rescued from the path before a hefty hasher squashed it. Step forwa rd Ching Chong who 'shooed' it away. I think it was her but it may have be en another Harriet. Sorry\, I wasn't paying attention in class Spotty and your notes were somewhat brief to say the least. The word 'Frog' was the o nly clue! Apparently there is a vicious tree lurking in the deep woods aro und Ermington. This has claimed Overshot and Pugsley in past hashes and to night claimed Shaggy by attacking her left thigh. Quite nasty too as poor Shaggy had to give up and accept a lift back in the car from Doggy Style. Missing her pint too so she must have been in trouble. ( Since seen photog raphic evidence... eek! Hope it heals soon Shaggy)\n\nA welcome return to The Jerk\, who has forgotten how to Hash and got lost in the woods. Know N uts to the rescue. Similarly Lazy Git\, Traffic and Jyde needed to be esco rted by Tight Nuts who is a local. Wait a minute - Jyde is local! Hurry up back to hashing Hekkel - Jyde needs showing the way.\n\nAn early beer sto p awaited us on exiting the woods. Thanks Rubbery.\nVery nice but stock up on the Baileys next time\, there's a good chap. (Ed - I only serve up wha t is procured by the Hares - sorry)\nDirected into the fields we traversed much fresh ground. Pity it was dark really.\n\nThe long/short split follo wed but I can't say much about the long because I couldn't be ar**** to do it. I did hear it was good although Pi took to hiding in a hedge leaping out on unsuspecting hashers giving them an early Halloween fright. Such fu n! Poor Pugsley ran around one big field totally unnecessarily as he was f ollowing the Hare's strict instructions not to go over a locked gate.\nSee ms there is an exception to every rule and that time was it! Myself\, Mort icia\, Cowpat\, Yeuk and Lady Godiva were spared the same fate as Running Late was on hand to give advice\,\nThank you.\nAn easy run back to the vil lage and the rain held off .\nAfter last week's hash I don't want to see a nother drop!\n\nA great Hash - thank you Hare's.\n\nBack at the pub we tuc ked into home made pasties and gossiped..\nWho Gives A S**t now deals in c ontraband crumble puddings. Work that out if you can.\nGaffer was sporting some very fetching pyjama bottoms which he insisted were just comfy trous ers. Anyway\, according to Yeuk\, he doesn't wear pyjamas. Too much inform ation leaving many that heard it mentally scarred!\n\nWet Spot was\, well\ , Wet Spot. Zoe had a great time conning bits of pasty or any other availa ble treat from all who would pay her the slightest attention. She made fri ends with the locals including the barman who was also taking great deligh t in all our hash names.\n\nSpotty Botty called us to order as the guest R A and proceeded to entertain in her usual humorous style.\nHappy Birthday was raucously sung to Morticia now being 70yrs young.\nDown Downs were awa rded to:-\nPi - a scary Hare\nDoggy Style:- a caring Hare\nTight Nuts:- Th e Woodland Rescuer\nMorticia:- The Birthday Girl\nJames the virgin:- for a llowing us to run on private land\nThe Jerk:- for an auspicious return\n\n The Pub was thanked heartily and it's On-On to The Creeks End\, Kingsbridg e.\nGomez - The Words According to Gomez\nStand In Words Editor - Rubbery until next AGPU - volunteers welcome.....\n\nHash 1433 from Ermington - Ha res Pi and Doggy Style\nRA Spotty Botty\n\nThe rain had stopped\, Hurrah!\ , upon our arrival.\nCircling up outside the pub I noticed some questionab le parking.\nDoggy Style had completely abandoned her car in the middle of the road using the excuse that she didn't want to get blocked in as she n eeded it to assist the Hash at a dangerous location.\nA new one on me but acceptable.\nRubbery\, meanwhile\, just dumped his giant van\, as is his w ant\, and never tries to justify it. (Ed - I see no problem with that!)\n\ nDry runner Nice Buns graced us with her presence even though there was a threat of further rain\, I think with the ulterior motive of cajoling us a ll re upcoming Hash socials.\nA tall virgin chap with a dog\, that was res plendent in a red flashing collar\, stood around looking lost.\nWe found o ut from Rizzo that his name is James and without him we would not have bee n able to run on the private ground that night. Many thanks to him.\n\nRiz zo gave us the \, now traditional\, lame joke followed by the\, also now t raditional\, stitch up for a mug to do the Words. Hi there!\nPi used all h er stern teaching skills with a very authoritative Do's and Don't 's about the Hash and we were off through the village and into the park.\nZoe took the opportunity to do her usual early run dump which\, after the clear up \, left Morticia and me at the back along with Cowpat.\nAlongside the rive r we went and then up into the woods and I mean UP!\nLots of things happen in woods\, especially at night\, some I can divulge.\n\nA tiny frog neede d to be rescued from the path before a hefty hasher squashed it. Step forw ard Ching Chong who 'shooed' it away. I think it was her but it may have b een another Harriet. Sorry\, I wasn't paying attention in class Spotty and your notes were somewhat brief to say the least. The word 'Frog' was the only clue! Apparently there is a vicious tree lurking in the deep woods ar ound Ermington. This has claimed Overshot and Pugsley in past hashes and t onight claimed Shaggy by attacking her left thigh. Quite nasty too as poor Shaggy had to give up and accept a lift back in the car from Doggy Style. Missing her pint too so she must have been in trouble. ( Since seen photo graphic evidence... eek! Hope it heals soon Shaggy)\n\nA welcome return to The Jerk\, who has forgotten how to Hash and got lost in the woods. Know Nuts to the rescue. Similarly Lazy Git\, Traffic and Jyde needed to be esc orted by Tight Nuts who is a local. Wait a minute - Jyde is local! Hurry u p back to hashing Hekkel - Jyde needs showing the way.\n\nAn early beer st op awaited us on exiting the woods. Thanks Rubbery.\nVery nice but stock u p on the Baileys next time\, there's a good chap. (Ed - I only serve up wh at is procured by the Hares - sorry)\nDirected into the fields we traverse d much fresh ground. Pity it was dark really.\n\nThe long/short split foll owed but I can't say much about the long because I couldn't be ar**** to d o it. I did hear it was good although Pi took to hiding in a hedge leaping out on unsuspecting hashers giving them an early Halloween fright. Such f un! Poor Pugsley ran around one big field totally unnecessarily as he was following the Hare's strict instructions not to go over a locked gate.\nSe ems there is an exception to every rule and that time was it! Myself\, Mor ticia\, Cowpat\, Yeuk and Lady Godiva were spared the same fate as Running Late was on hand to give advice\,\nThank you.\nAn easy run back to the vi llage and the rain held off .\nAfter last week's hash I don't want to see another drop!\n\nA great Hash - thank you Hare's.\n\nBack at the pub we tu cked into home made pasties and gossiped..\nWho Gives A S**t now deals in contraband crumble puddings. Work that out if you can.\nGaffer was sportin g some very fetching pyjama bottoms which he insisted were just comfy trou sers. Anyway\, according to Yeuk\, he doesn't wear pyjamas. Too much infor mation leaving many that heard it mentally scarred!\n\nWet Spot was\, well \, Wet Spot. Zoe had a great time conning bits of pasty or any other avail able treat from all who would pay her the slightest attention. She made fr iends with the locals including the barman who was also taking great delig ht in all our hash names.\n\nSpotty Botty called us to order as the guest RA and proceeded to entertain in her usual humorous style.\nHappy Birthday was raucously sung to Morticia now being 70yrs young.\nDown Downs were aw arded to:-\nPi - a scary Hare\nDoggy Style:- a caring Hare\nTight Nuts:- T he Woodland Rescuer\nMorticia:- The Birthday Girl\nJames the virgin:- for allowing us to run on private land\nThe Jerk:- for an auspicious return\n\ nThe Pub was thanked heartily and it's On-On to The Creeks End\, Kingsbrid ge.\nGomez CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Crooked Spire The Crooked Spire Inn\, Ermington\, Devon\, PL21 9LP GEO:50.361819;-3.917028 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Crooked Spire Inn\, Erm ington\, Devon\, PL21 9LP\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Croo ked Spire:geo:50.361819,-3.917028 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20230326T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR