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DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20231115T193000
DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20231115T230000
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SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1436 - Green Dragon
DESCRIPTION:The Words According to LowTarse\nStand In Words Editor - Rubber
 y until next AGPU - volunteers welcome.....\n\nIt was a lovely night when 
 the Hash gathered at Stoke Fleming for what turned out to be a memorable h
 ash.\nThe hares\, Lactaster\, Dirty Nights and Squash Balls laid a great t
 rail even though the weather had been against them\, after a joke from Riz
 zo when she forgot the punch line the hash was off.\nIt was Gaffers birthd
 ay and he can now drew his pension\, but reaching pensioner age also has i
 ts drawbacks. The Cinnamon Adonis was caught on the trail needing a wee\, 
 the thought was at his age maybe this was a prostrate problem possibly Jyd
 e could take a look or could he be given a link to a web site that talked 
 you through self examination via the rectum. Good luck Gaffer.\nNice Buns\
 , having failed to keep up with Rizzo thought she would do the short to ge
 t back sooner to prepare for RAing (not that she was unfit). She could not
  see any lights on the long and those of Boaty\, Dimwit and Flage were ahe
 ad of her. She had to stop and check the split again not believing the FRB
 ’s were doing the short. Maybe this was because the three had had a secr
 et date saying they were going to get a tread mill\, possibly the experien
 ce on the said tread mill had exhausted them. Who knows?\nOn the other had
  Rubbery and Twisted Sister who had decided on a short walk due to the wea
 ther were seen in Rubbery’s truck drinking Prosecco\, but at the time of
  looking Twister Sisters head was not visible…….\nThere were many fall
 s on the hash due to the slippery terrain. Tristan fell over not once\, no
 t twice but thrice on one hill and had a lovely skid mark on his trousers.
  I fell over twice and was so covered in mud I looked like the monster fro
 m the great lagoon\, no comments please. I think others fell over too but 
 could not make out Nice Buns notes.\nThe other fall was Sex Wax who was ru
 nning with myself and Olive. In fact she fell twice hurting her shoulder o
 n both occasions. She looked shaken and obviously in pain. Despite our eff
 orts with first aid on the spot we knew further action was needed. I staye
 d with Sex Wax while Olive ran on for help.\nOlive found a row of cottages
 \, knocked on the first door\, no reply\, knocked on the second\, no reply
  then at the third a drunken lady answered the door. ‘Yes what do you wa
 nt’ she asked swaying as she talked. Olive quickly told her story and co
 uld the lady give her friend a lift to the pub? The lady looked at her swa
 ying away ‘Really you think I should drive ‘ she slurred. A desperate 
 Olive blurted out’ well can I borrow your car then ‘ she asked optimis
 tically’ In the end the compromise was the lady would ring the pub to as
 k for help to be sent. There then followed a disjointed discussion on weat
 her the pub was called The Green Man or The Green Dragon. Olive was not ho
 peful!\n\nBy then myself and Sex Wax had arrived on the scene\, Sex Wax co
 ld and in pain.\nAgain Olive swings into action\, virtually throwing herse
 lf in front of the car of a lovely German family. They were on holiday and
  could not have been nicer\, happy to give Sex Wax a lift. The surprised f
 amily then hurled the 3 children out of the car ( they were to walk home) 
 to make room for Sex Wax who managed to get into the car.\n\nAfter Olive a
 nd I had despatched our friend off into the night with a complete stranger
 \, we looked at each other can we finish the hash maybe\, leaving Sex Wax 
 to her fate. Not really the done thing but hey no rules in hashing! In the
  end we decided on a compromise and run back to the pub via the road to se
 e if we could intercept any rescue car that might have been sent from the 
 pub by the drunken lady. In fact we missed them so Filth and Missmouthful 
 arrive at the cottages not knowing what was happening. They knock on the f
 irst door no reply ……..\n\nSex Wax arrived at the pub safely was seen 
 by Doc Jyde and Nurse Rusty Bottom and taken to hospital by Filth. Where i
 t was confirmed she had broken her shoulder. Get well soon Sex Wax.\n\nAt 
 the down downs Rizzo got her 500 tee shirt\nother Down Downs were given to
 \nJyde and Rusty for the medical skills\nGaffer for his birthday\nOlive fo
 r her heroic efforts to get transport for Sex Wax\nand Hares Lactaster +Di
 rty Nights.\n\nQuite a night.\nOn On to Thurlestone for the AGPU\nLow-T-Ar
 se. - The Words According to LowTarse\nStand In Words Editor - Rubbery unt
 il next AGPU - volunteers welcome.....\n\nIt was a lovely night when the H
 ash gathered at Stoke Fleming for what turned out to be a memorable hash.\
 nThe hares\, Lactaster\, Dirty Nights and Squash Balls laid a great trail 
 even though the weather had been against them\, after a joke from Rizzo wh
 en she forgot the punch line the hash was off.\nIt was Gaffers birthday an
 d he can now drew his pension\, but reaching pensioner age also has its dr
 awbacks. The Cinnamon Adonis was caught on the trail needing a wee\, the t
 hought was at his age maybe this was a prostrate problem possibly Jyde cou
 ld take a look or could he be given a link to a web site that talked you t
 hrough self examination via the rectum. Good luck Gaffer.\nNice Buns\, hav
 ing failed to keep up with Rizzo thought she would do the short to get bac
 k sooner to prepare for RAing (not that she was unfit). She could not see 
 any lights on the long and those of Boaty\, Dimwit and Flage were ahead of
  her. She had to stop and check the split again not believing the FRB’s 
 were doing the short. Maybe this was because the three had had a secret da
 te saying they were going to get a tread mill\, possibly the experience on
  the said tread mill had exhausted them. Who knows?\nOn the other had Rubb
 ery and Twisted Sister who had decided on a short walk due to the weather 
 were seen in Rubbery’s truck drinking Prosecco\, but at the time of look
 ing Twister Sisters head was not visible…….\nThere were many falls on 
 the hash due to the slippery terrain. Tristan fell over not once\, not twi
 ce but thrice on one hill and had a lovely skid mark on his trousers. I fe
 ll over twice and was so covered in mud I looked like the monster from the
  great lagoon\, no comments please. I think others fell over too but could
  not make out Nice Buns notes.\nThe other fall was Sex Wax who was running
  with myself and Olive. In fact she fell twice hurting her shoulder on bot
 h occasions. She looked shaken and obviously in pain. Despite our efforts 
 with first aid on the spot we knew further action was needed. I stayed wit
 h Sex Wax while Olive ran on for help.\nOlive found a row of cottages\, kn
 ocked on the first door\, no reply\, knocked on the second\, no reply then
  at the third a drunken lady answered the door. ‘Yes what do you want’
  she asked swaying as she talked. Olive quickly told her story and could t
 he lady give her friend a lift to the pub? The lady looked at her swaying 
 away ‘Really you think I should drive ‘ she slurred. A desperate Olive
  blurted out’ well can I borrow your car then ‘ she asked optimistical
 ly’ In the end the compromise was the lady would ring the pub to ask for
  help to be sent. There then followed a disjointed discussion on weather t
 he pub was called The Green Man or The Green Dragon. Olive was not hopeful
 !\n\nBy then myself and Sex Wax had arrived on the scene\, Sex Wax cold an
 d in pain.\nAgain Olive swings into action\, virtually throwing herself in
  front of the car of a lovely German family. They were on holiday and coul
 d not have been nicer\, happy to give Sex Wax a lift. The surprised family
  then hurled the 3 children out of the car ( they were to walk home) to ma
 ke room for Sex Wax who managed to get into the car.\n\nAfter Olive and I 
 had despatched our friend off into the night with a complete stranger\, we
  looked at each other can we finish the hash maybe\, leaving Sex Wax to he
 r fate. Not really the done thing but hey no rules in hashing! In the end 
 we decided on a compromise and run back to the pub via the road to see if 
 we could intercept any rescue car that might have been sent from the pub b
 y the drunken lady. In fact we missed them so Filth and Missmouthful arriv
 e at the cottages not knowing what was happening. They knock on the first 
 door no reply ……..\n\nSex Wax arrived at the pub safely was seen by Do
 c Jyde and Nurse Rusty Bottom and taken to hospital by Filth. Where it was
  confirmed she had broken her shoulder. Get well soon Sex Wax.\n\nAt the d
 own downs Rizzo got her 500 tee shirt\nother Down Downs were given to\nJyd
 e and Rusty for the medical skills\nGaffer for his birthday\nOlive for her
  heroic efforts to get transport for Sex Wax\nand Hares Lactaster +Dirty N
 ights.\n\nQuite a night.\nOn On to Thurlestone for the AGPU\nLow-T-Arse.
CATEGORIES:Hash Trails
LOCATION:Green Dragon Church Rd\, Stoke Fleming\, Dartmouth\, TQ6 0PX
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