BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:478@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20231213T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20231213T233000 DTSTAMP:20231220T083033Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1442-probably-modbury/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1442 - Malborough Car Park DESCRIPTION:The Words according to Tor (via her interpreter\, Re-Entry)\nHa sh 1442 - MALBOROUGH\n\n(Ed.: Apologies to Tor (and Re-Entry) for the late publishing of their fine work - the WiFi at South Mimms services Premier Inn fell rather short of advertised standards [i.e. there was none].)\n\nT he Words according to Tor (courtesy: Re-Entry)\n______________________\n\n As always\, I was super-excited when Daddy mentioned we were going hashing . We parked at Malborough Village Hall. Daddy was naughty and went in the private section. The people got angry and told Nutcracker to stop anyone e lse going in.\n\nI had my flashy collar on and soon found my brother\, Fen . He and his parents\, Pinky and Py\, had received good news today: the si lver-haired man\, Overshot\, had finally managed to get them permission to build their house!\n\nThe tall lady\, Rizzo\, called everyone to order an d said something that people laughed politely at. I didn't really understa nd it. The lady who is afraid of the rain\, Nice Buns\, said she was comin g out of Social Sec. retirement for the Post-Xmas Bash\, so look out for h er spreadsheet!\n\nThe hash itself was just wonderful. The stars were out and it was a lovely clear night. We started by running around the village. I was desperate for a poo but\, being such a well-behaved dog\, I knew I had to wait until I was released off my lead into the woods. Unfortunately \, a fellow canine had been locked up all day by Hard On Next Week (Ed: wa s the heartless doggy daddy in question maybe Half Hard But Playful? [Huma n belonging to Scruffy?]) and just couldn't wait\, passing a well-formed f aecal deposit in the middle of the road. His master was prepared though\, warning fellow hashers of the hazard and swiftly scooping it up.\n\nWe des cended towards Salcombe. Yeuk was in full flight mode on hearing that the orange man\, Gaffer\, was bearing down on her after just a mile. I found l ots of great smells and even saw Daddy kicking out a check! (Ed.: unable t o guarantee the veracity of this information.)\n\nAfter a great six miles of fun hash terrain\, we arrived back at the Pub. I settled into a corner with my brother\, Fen\, while Daddy ordered food and drink. The poor lady serving seemed very confused by differentiating chips from cheesy chips\, but everyone got what they ordered eventually.\n\nThere is a new rule in p lace that Hash people sign themselves in each Hash to record their presenc e for the issuing of T-shirts. I'm sure that\, given Hashers are such hone st folk\, this system will absolutely never be abused. My Daddy efficientl y signed himself in for the next five hashes in case he forgets in future. \n\nI don't actually know who was given drinks at the end as\, by 9.50pm\, I had been tired\, hungry and staring at Daddy for at least 30 minutes. F inally a lovely lady hasher\, Winnie the Pooh\, made my Daddy aware of my existence and he took me back home to my dinner and lovely straw-filled ke nnel. The drinks still hadn't been given out. I heard that the hash group Plympton do their drinks at 9pm sharp\, regardless of who has come back. M aybe SH4 should do the same?\n\nMy guess is that one drink at least went t o the hard-working Hare\, Under Covers\, who had done a sterling job layin g the hash by himself (Ed.: affirmative - and didn't he just!). Another pr obably went to Shaggy\, who I'm sure fell over (Ed.: incredibly not!). A t hird to the old man with a very rude name\, WGAS\, as he is given a drink every week. A fourth to Pinky for being allowed to build my brother Fen's new house. A fifth to Ching Chong for getting back so late. Finally a sixt h to Pugsley even though he wasn't there.\n(Ed.: These last four\, all emi nently plausible nominations\, but - remarkably - not awarded. The actual roll of [dis]honour was comprised of: Undercovers [excellent hare-ing]\; L azy Git [Birthday Boy]\; Overshot [possibly for the planning triumph for P inky and Py\, possibly for his trademark soprano birthday-serenading?]\; T wisted Sister [a little hazy...\nproficient Hare-Razing just a few short w eeks into her new role?]\; Nice Buns [reprising her role as Social Sec. fo r one last time for Post-Xmas Hash Bash-organising]\; Come Tonight [dog-pa mpering? I remember talk of a rather high-end haircut for her canine frien d...]. Reasons for awarding of Down Downs is\, admittedly\, slightly sketc hy: corrections and contradictions welcome!)\n\nN.B. Please could whoever has the laminated Carol sheets return them to Olive or Blue Nun most urgen tly! Thank you!!\n\nIt is On On to SALCOMBE\, for Fancy Dress and Christma s Carols Hash.\n\nChristmas jumper or Christmas-themed fancy dress. PRIZE for best fancy dress!\n\nCIRCLE UP: Whitestrand Carpark\, 19 Fore Street\, Salcombe\, TQ8 8BU https://what3words.com/ponies.replenish.watch\n\n(N.B. PARKING: Hare has suggested best to use Shadycombe Car Park (as there not much room at Whitestrand)\, 1-2 Island St\, Salcombe TQ8 8QE\nhttps://wha t3words.com/shadowing.unguarded.armful )\n\nON DOWN: The Victoria Inn\, Fo re Street\, Salcombe\, TQ8 8BU\n\nPlease see Rubbery's festive Event page on Facebook: Hash 1443 Salcombe - The Words according to Tor (via her inte rpreter\, Re-Entry)\nHash 1442 - MALBOROUGH\n\n(Ed.: Apologies to Tor (and Re-Entry) for the late publishing of their fine work - the WiFi at South Mimms services Premier Inn fell rather short of advertised standards [i.e. there was none].)\n\nThe Words according to Tor (courtesy: Re-Entry)\n___ ___________________\n\nAs always\, I was super-excited when Daddy mentione d we were going hashing. We parked at Malborough Village Hall. Daddy was n aughty and went in the private section. The people got angry and told Nutc racker to stop anyone else going in.\n\nI had my flashy collar on and soon found my brother\, Fen. He and his parents\, Pinky and Py\, had received good news today: the silver-haired man\, Overshot\, had finally managed to get them permission to build their house!\n\nThe tall lady\, Rizzo\, call ed everyone to order and said something that people laughed politely at. I didn't really understand it. The lady who is afraid of the rain\, Nice Bu ns\, said she was coming out of Social Sec. retirement for the Post-Xmas B ash\, so look out for her spreadsheet!\n\nThe hash itself was just wonderf ul. The stars were out and it was a lovely clear night. We started by runn ing around the village. I was desperate for a poo but\, being such a well- behaved dog\, I knew I had to wait until I was released off my lead into t he woods. Unfortunately\, a fellow canine had been locked up all day by Ha rd On Next Week (Ed: was the heartless doggy daddy in question maybe Half Hard But Playful? [Human belonging to Scruffy?]) and just couldn't wait\, passing a well-formed faecal deposit in the middle of the road. His master was prepared though\, warning fellow hashers of the hazard and swiftly sc ooping it up.\n\nWe descended towards Salcombe. Yeuk was in full flight mo de on hearing that the orange man\, Gaffer\, was bearing down on her after just a mile. I found lots of great smells and even saw Daddy kicking out a check! (Ed.: unable to guarantee the veracity of this information.)\n\nA fter a great six miles of fun hash terrain\, we arrived back at the Pub. I settled into a corner with my brother\, Fen\, while Daddy ordered food an d drink. The poor lady serving seemed very confused by differentiating chi ps from cheesy chips\, but everyone got what they ordered eventually.\n\nT here is a new rule in place that Hash people sign themselves in each Hash to record their presence for the issuing of T-shirts. I'm sure that\, give n Hashers are such honest folk\, this system will absolutely never be abus ed. My Daddy efficiently signed himself in for the next five hashes in cas e he forgets in future.\n\nI don't actually know who was given drinks at t he end as\, by 9.50pm\, I had been tired\, hungry and staring at Daddy for at least 30 minutes. Finally a lovely lady hasher\, Winnie the Pooh\, mad e my Daddy aware of my existence and he took me back home to my dinner and lovely straw-filled kennel. The drinks still hadn't been given out. I hea rd that the hash group Plympton do their drinks at 9pm sharp\, regardless of who has come back. Maybe SH4 should do the same?\n\nMy guess is that on e drink at least went to the hard-working Hare\, Under Covers\, who had do ne a sterling job laying the hash by himself (Ed.: affirmative - and didn' t he just!). Another probably went to Shaggy\, who I'm sure fell over (Ed. : incredibly not!). A third to the old man with a very rude name\, WGAS\, as he is given a drink every week. A fourth to Pinky for being allowed to build my brother Fen's new house. A fifth to Ching Chong for getting back so late. Finally a sixth to Pugsley even though he wasn't there.\n(Ed.: Th ese last four\, all eminently plausible nominations\, but - remarkably - n ot awarded. The actual roll of [dis]honour was comprised of: Undercovers [ excellent hare-ing]\; Lazy Git [Birthday Boy]\; Overshot [possibly for the planning triumph for Pinky and Py\, possibly for his trademark soprano bi rthday-serenading?]\; Twisted Sister [a little hazy...\nproficient Hare-Ra zing just a few short weeks into her new role?]\; Nice Buns [reprising her role as Social Sec. for one last time for Post-Xmas Hash Bash-organising] \; Come Tonight [dog-pampering? I remember talk of a rather high-end hairc ut for her canine friend...]. Reasons for awarding of Down Downs is\, admi ttedly\, slightly sketchy: corrections and contradictions welcome!)\n\nN.B . Please could whoever has the laminated Carol sheets return them to Olive or Blue Nun most urgently! Thank you!!\n\nIt is On On to SALCOMBE\, for F ancy Dress and Christmas Carols Hash.\n\nChristmas jumper or Christmas-the med fancy dress. PRIZE for best fancy dress!\n\nCIRCLE UP: Whitestrand Car park\, 19 Fore Street\, Salcombe\, TQ8 8BU https://what3words.com/ponies.r eplenish.watch\n\n(N.B. PARKING: Hare has suggested best to use Shadycombe Car Park (as there not much room at Whitestrand)\, 1-2 Island St\, Salcom be TQ8 8QE\nhttps://what3words.com/shadowing.unguarded.armful )\n\nON DOWN : The Victoria Inn\, Fore Street\, Salcombe\, TQ8 8BU\n\nPlease see Rubber y's festive Event page on Facebook: Hash 1443 Salcombe CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Malborough Car Park Village Hall\, Malborough\, Devon\, TQ7 3BX GEO:50.243891;-3.810561 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Village Hall\, Malborough\, Devon\, TQ7 3BX\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Malborough Ca r Park:geo:50.243891,-3.810561 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20231029T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR