BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:482@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20240103T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20240103T230000 DTSTAMP:20240109T125215Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1445/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1446 - Hares House - Filth DESCRIPTION:The Words according to Anus Felus\nHash 1446 - HOPE COVE\n\nThe Words according to Anus Felus\n______________________\n\nArrival at Grand View Road on a windy Wednesday night saw people frantically driving and p arking in the limited few spaces\, only to get out of the car and be blown back up the road by the 30mph winds.\n\nHeaded straight for the West\, ag ainst the weather\, we set out with instruction from Filth\, the hostess w ith the moistest ham. Some more than others (Morticia &\; Gomez) were g iven detailed info\, which gave no extra help as three got lost en route. One of those being Olive! Lost on her own hash.\n\nRe-entry first caused c onfusion near the start after running down a check only to come back and f ind it was the right way. He and myself then spent a few miles catching up and having a chat over various Xmas activities.\n\nAnother check/X confus ion point at South Huish was quickly and quietly resolved by the front run ners. Coming back down the hill I heard a “petrol” shout by Rizzo\, on ly to find it was me running back down the hill at speed. Apparently\, she thought I was a motorbike. Once caught\, Dimwit was looking for some lip- action with the other sex at a kissing gate: this further steamed his glas ses up at Filth's\, later.\n\nOver to the other valley in South Milton\, w here more miles were spent chasing Re-Entry and Tor. Looking at his rear f or so long made me wonder about his name origins (Ed.: this little musing makes more sense if I reinstate Anus Felus' understanding of the hasher in question's name as Rear Entry...or perhaps I've had it wrong all along?) and if it came from seeing only his rear on a hash? Back into Galmpton\, w here two X marks pointing left\, when actually the route was straight on\, caught most people out. This also resulted in people missing the brand ne w footpath never included on a hash before - and which still remains virgi n hash territory.\n\nIt was around this point further back on the course\, that Dimwit slipped over down some gulley and was washed out by the Sawmi lls. This may have been because Shaggy's head torch number 1 (Ed. generous ly loaned by Lactaster) ran out of juice and then her head torch number 2 also ran out (Ed. did he not have his own [surely superior] head torch?).\ n\nDown the dip into Burton Farm\, where the hills have eyes - or lots of sheep\, as we got closer - and then ON ON to the ridge way.\n\nBack at HQ and the snazzy kitchen\, where Filth's pressure cooker went off when Re-En try asked for a beer. She tried charging him a tenner\, then Spotty Botty also had some issues with her PayPal and cash. Everyone was eventually rep orted as all back after a missing marker by the Sawmills???? (Ed. disputed ?) All piled into the lounge for some J Spuds and Ham\, and the down downs .\n\nA great hash route and fantastic host.\n\nAnus Felus\n\nDown Downs we re awarded to:\n• Filth &\; Olive (absent\, as already departed for t he ski slopes and a 4am flight - or else still MIA somewhere near Hope Cov e...?) - heroic 11th-hour hares\n• Rizzo - birthday for Tuesday 2nd Jan\ n• Rusty - 300 runs milestone shirt\n• Overshot - running the 'true' t rail (7 miles)/Rubik's Cube boasts\n• Gaffer - 'geographically embarrass ed' (again)\n• Gomez - [a very good reason]\n\nON ON to EAST ALLINGTON! - The Words according to Anus Felus\nHash 1446 - HOPE COVE\n\nThe Words ac cording to Anus Felus\n______________________\n\nArrival at Grand View Roa d on a windy Wednesday night saw people frantically driving and parking in the limited few spaces\, only to get out of the car and be blown back up the road by the 30mph winds.\n\nHeaded straight for the West\, against the weather\, we set out with instruction from Filth\, the hostess with the m oistest ham. Some more than others (Morticia &\; Gomez) were given deta iled info\, which gave no extra help as three got lost en route. One of th ose being Olive! Lost on her own hash.\n\nRe-entry first caused confusion near the start after running down a check only to come back and find it wa s the right way. He and myself then spent a few miles catching up and havi ng a chat over various Xmas activities.\n\nAnother check/X confusion point at South Huish was quickly and quietly resolved by the front runners. Com ing back down the hill I heard a “petrol” shout by Rizzo\, only to fin d it was me running back down the hill at speed. Apparently\, she thought I was a motorbike. Once caught\, Dimwit was looking for some lip-action wi th the other sex at a kissing gate: this further steamed his glasses up at Filth's\, later.\n\nOver to the other valley in South Milton\, where more miles were spent chasing Re-Entry and Tor. Looking at his rear for so lon g made me wonder about his name origins (Ed.: this little musing makes mor e sense if I reinstate Anus Felus' understanding of the hasher in question 's name as Rear Entry...or perhaps I've had it wrong all along?) and if it came from seeing only his rear on a hash? Back into Galmpton\, where two X marks pointing left\, when actually the route was straight on\, caught m ost people out. This also resulted in people missing the brand new footpat h never included on a hash before - and which still remains virgin hash te rritory.\n\nIt was around this point further back on the course\, that Dim wit slipped over down some gulley and was washed out by the Sawmills. This may have been because Shaggy's head torch number 1 (Ed. generously loaned by Lactaster) ran out of juice and then her head torch number 2 also ran out (Ed. did he not have his own [surely superior] head torch?).\n\nDown t he dip into Burton Farm\, where the hills have eyes - or lots of sheep\, a s we got closer - and then ON ON to the ridge way.\n\nBack at HQ and the s nazzy kitchen\, where Filth's pressure cooker went off when Re-Entry asked for a beer. She tried charging him a tenner\, then Spotty Botty also had some issues with her PayPal and cash. Everyone was eventually reported as all back after a missing marker by the Sawmills???? (Ed. disputed?) All pi led into the lounge for some J Spuds and Ham\, and the down downs.\n\nA gr eat hash route and fantastic host.\n\nAnus Felus\n\nDown Downs were awarde d to:\n• Filth &\; Olive (absent\, as already departed for the ski sl opes and a 4am flight - or else still MIA somewhere near Hope Cove...?) - heroic 11th-hour hares\n• Rizzo - birthday for Tuesday 2nd Jan\n• Rust y - 300 runs milestone shirt\n• Overshot - running the 'true' trail (7 m iles)/Rubik's Cube boasts\n• Gaffer - 'geographically embarrassed' (agai n)\n• Gomez - [a very good reason]\n\nON ON to EAST ALLINGTON! 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