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SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1449 - King William IV
DESCRIPTION:The Words according to PONY SHAFTER\nHash 1449 - TOTNES\n\nAfte
 r arriving at Victoria Street car park\, and closely checking parking char
 ges/times (Ed. at time of writing\, the Battle of the Boxing Day Hash Park
 ing-Penalty Casualties vs. SHDC rumbles on...)\, it was a short walk to th
 e King William IV\, where I found Filth at the bar trying to sneak an earl
 y snort. Circle Up was outside in the building site\, which was the road. 
 Rizzo gave the normal spiel and eagerly-awaited joke about their chauffeur
  knocking over one of the seven dwarves en route\, who wasn’t Happy appa
 rently... (*sigh*) Welcome to first-timer at SH4\, Sarah\, a recently defl
 owered PH3 virgin\; Post-Xmas-at-Newquay call\, final numbers and balances
  to be paid by early February (Ed. for those still needing to settle up\, 
 please see poster below - payment details at the end)\; Lazy Git had a new
  head-torch\, which resembled a vintage car headlight\; nice to see Triple
  Top got the Circle Up time right\, unlike at the last PH3 Trail...\n\nAnd
  they are off! L 'n' S down the hill\, and a snowballing group of Walkers\
 , which grew from a miserly three to a magnificent eight\, up the hill. Gi
 ng Gang 'n' Goolie\, with non-grip non-hash shoes\, were clinging on to ea
 ch other for grim death in the grassy\, slope-y park-y area where the rest
  of the hash had obviously disturbed a coven of local youths\, judging by 
 the scattered litter.\n\nBeing Totnes\, most of the Hash were high as kite
 s by the time they got back\, due to regular inhalation - at various point
 s on the trail - of aromatic “herbs”. Ging Gang was pleased to lose th
 e Walkers' trail marks and\, with a few others\, indulged in some window-s
 hopping on the High Street\, and mooning at a number of restaurants filled
  with well-heeled punters.\n\nThe going on the Shorts was\, allegedly\, ra
 ther moist\, with a chest-deep river crossing\, but I think that was only 
 on Little Chef. Poor Oui Oui was panicking as she forgot to bring spare pa
 nts. I did a little extra walk\, as I really need to\, only to catch the L
 ongs down by the river nipping in for a pint in the Steam Packet.\n\nActio
 n Man\, Gaffer\, heard the rumour of tunnels on the trail\, and was ever s
 o excited when he got there as there was a choice of three holes. He\, of 
 course\, went through the Tunnel of Love - SAS-style with back-pack and ri
 fle - with Skidmark\, even though the trail was actually up over the bank.
  Various stories of goings on and shenanigans and falling on/groping issue
 s between Wet Spot 'n' Shaggy 'n' Boaty abounded.\n\nThe co-hares\, Lord O
 vershot and Whisperer\, actually laid the trails independently and without
  too much communication\, it seems - each blaming the other for the 7-mile
  Longs. Triple Top's gizmo said 8 [miles]\, but he has got little legs. De
 spite this\, there were compliments as to it being the best\, well-marked 
 hash this year.\n\nThe pub had laid on a good hash menu\, and also turned 
 the heating up full so we would drink more\, as most were sweating their c
 obs off. In the pub\, Pugsley didn’t like the subdued lighting\, so kept
  his head-torch on\; Nokkers was drawn to my chips\, but my meat covering 
 managed to scare her off [Ed. Well\, when you put it like that...!].\n\nRA
 \, Goolie\, congratulated Dry-January Whisperer - yes\, you heard it right
  - and presented him with his 600 runs T-shirt\, for which he [Ed. Whisper
 er\, for the avoidance of any doubt] manfully stripped off to try it on...
 think he was hot\, too! Nice Buns was seen\, gazelle-esque\, leaping over 
 bushes. Newbie\, Steve (or is it Alan?)\, decided he didn’t need a torch
  to run in the dark. Several hashers were charged with the heinous crime o
 f not calling Ons. Our poor newbie\, Park Runner [Jordan]\, was left miles
  behind while checking\, due to the lack of calls\, but soon caught up. Ju
 st saying. Dimwit was accused of pushing Boaty into the river\, but he pro
 bably deserved it\; Boaty was also first back but did short-cut: tut\, tut
 . Poor Sarah was highlighted for wearing running gear on the Walkers: Walk
 ers have feelings too\, you know\, and we are inclusive and like people to
  feel as if they belong. You all will be there one day\, even you FRBs... 
 No Nuts thought it was summer already and wore shorts. Yeuk gave a probabl
 y-deserved lambasting to Overshot about the size of things\, but was heard
  to say that Gaffer could learn a lot from Overshot…\n\nDOWN DOWNS were 
 awarded to and consumed by the Hares (Overshot and Whisperer)\, Steve\, Sa
 rah\, Shaggy\, Yeuk and the Newbie Wannabe [Dídac (Ed.: possibly some con
 fusion with Parkrun Champion Newbie\, Jordan\, mentioned above...!)].\n\nO
 n On to EAST ALLINGTON\, again. - The Words according to PONY SHAFTER\nHas
 h 1449 - TOTNES\n\nAfter arriving at Victoria Street car park\, and closel
 y checking parking charges/times (Ed. at time of writing\, the Battle of t
 he Boxing Day Hash Parking-Penalty Casualties vs. SHDC rumbles on...)\, it
  was a short walk to the King William IV\, where I found Filth at the bar 
 trying to sneak an early snort. Circle Up was outside in the building site
 \, which was the road. Rizzo gave the normal spiel and eagerly-awaited jok
 e about their chauffeur knocking over one of the seven dwarves en route\, 
 who wasn’t Happy apparently... (*sigh*) Welcome to first-timer at SH4\, 
 Sarah\, a recently deflowered PH3 virgin\; Post-Xmas-at-Newquay call\, fin
 al numbers and balances to be paid by early February (Ed. for those still 
 needing to settle up\, please see poster below - payment details at the en
 d)\; Lazy Git had a new head-torch\, which resembled a vintage car headlig
 ht\; nice to see Triple Top got the Circle Up time right\, unlike at the l
 ast PH3 Trail...\n\nAnd they are off! L 'n' S down the hill\, and a snowba
 lling group of Walkers\, which grew from a miserly three to a magnificent 
 eight\, up the hill. Ging Gang 'n' Goolie\, with non-grip non-hash shoes\,
  were clinging on to each other for grim death in the grassy\, slope-y par
 k-y area where the rest of the hash had obviously disturbed a coven of loc
 al youths\, judging by the scattered litter.\n\nBeing Totnes\, most of the
  Hash were high as kites by the time they got back\, due to regular inhala
 tion - at various points on the trail - of aromatic “herbs”. Ging Gang
  was pleased to lose the Walkers' trail marks and\, with a few others\, in
 dulged in some window-shopping on the High Street\, and mooning at a numbe
 r of restaurants filled with well-heeled punters.\n\nThe going on the Shor
 ts was\, allegedly\, rather moist\, with a chest-deep river crossing\, but
  I think that was only on Little Chef. Poor Oui Oui was panicking as she f
 orgot to bring spare pants. I did a little extra walk\, as I really need t
 o\, only to catch the Longs down by the river nipping in for a pint in the
  Steam Packet.\n\nAction Man\, Gaffer\, heard the rumour of tunnels on the
  trail\, and was ever so excited when he got there as there was a choice o
 f three holes. He\, of course\, went through the Tunnel of Love - SAS-styl
 e with back-pack and rifle - with Skidmark\, even though the trail was act
 ually up over the bank. Various stories of goings on and shenanigans and f
 alling on/groping issues between Wet Spot 'n' Shaggy 'n' Boaty abounded.\n
 \nThe co-hares\, Lord Overshot and Whisperer\, actually laid the trails in
 dependently and without too much communication\, it seems - each blaming t
 he other for the 7-mile Longs. Triple Top's gizmo said 8 [miles]\, but he 
 has got little legs. Despite this\, there were compliments as to it being 
 the best\, well-marked hash this year.\n\nThe pub had laid on a good hash 
 menu\, and also turned the heating up full so we would drink more\, as mos
 t were sweating their cobs off. In the pub\, Pugsley didn’t like the sub
 dued lighting\, so kept his head-torch on\; Nokkers was drawn to my chips\
 , but my meat covering managed to scare her off [Ed. Well\, when you put i
 t like that...!].\n\nRA\, Goolie\, congratulated Dry-January Whisperer - y
 es\, you heard it right - and presented him with his 600 runs T-shirt\, fo
 r which he [Ed. Whisperer\, for the avoidance of any doubt] manfully strip
 ped off to try it on...think he was hot\, too! Nice Buns was seen\, gazell
 e-esque\, leaping over bushes. Newbie\, Steve (or is it Alan?)\, decided h
 e didn’t need a torch to run in the dark. Several hashers were charged w
 ith the heinous crime of not calling Ons. Our poor newbie\, Park Runner [J
 ordan]\, was left miles behind while checking\, due to the lack of calls\,
  but soon caught up. Just saying. Dimwit was accused of pushing Boaty into
  the river\, but he probably deserved it\; Boaty was also first back but d
 id short-cut: tut\, tut. Poor Sarah was highlighted for wearing running ge
 ar on the Walkers: Walkers have feelings too\, you know\, and we are inclu
 sive and like people to feel as if they belong. You all will be there one 
 day\, even you FRBs... No Nuts thought it was summer already and wore shor
 ts. Yeuk gave a probably-deserved lambasting to Overshot about the size of
  things\, but was heard to say that Gaffer could learn a lot from Overshot
 …\n\nDOWN DOWNS were awarded to and consumed by the Hares (Overshot and 
 Whisperer)\, Steve\, Sarah\, Shaggy\, Yeuk and the Newbie Wannabe [Dídac 
 (Ed.: possibly some confusion with Parkrun Champion Newbie\, Jordan\, ment
 ioned above...!)].\n\nOn On to EAST ALLINGTON\, again.
CATEGORIES:Hash Trails
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