BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:486@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20240131T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20240131T230000 DTSTAMP:20240206T195547Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1450/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1450 - Pasture Coombe DESCRIPTION:The Words according to WHISPERER\nHash 1450 - EAST ALLINGTON\n\ nThis week's hash started with the sad news that Fallen Woman had recently passed away.\n\nWe will all miss Fallen Woman for being loud and vibrant and a proper\, long-term hasher: for South Hams Hash\, she was our Mother Christmas\, with Broken Man as Father Christmas for the Secret Santa\; she was great at collecting for charity\, with a donation bucket at fancy-dre ss events\; and we will especially miss her for her Fish-and-Chips nights at her house at Brixham. For me\, she always had sound advice to give\, an d helped me make a good decision when I was moving house\; she had great s uggestions about where to eat out\, and what to eat - years ago\, she reco mmended the seafood pancake at The Cricket Inn\, which happens to be our n ext hash pub. I will miss Fallen Woman :(\n(Ed.: Lovely\, heartfelt tribut e\, Whisperer: I am sure that many among SH4\, and beyond\, would echo you r sentiments - and have many of their own fond memories to add. On on\, Fa llen Woman.)\n\nI was not sure what to expect from this hash\, as Rizzo se emed to be out all day posting on (Ed. Facebook) Messenger\, hoping to be finished by the time we got there\, and posting a photo of herself next to a crashed upside-down quad. Should have been quickly laid on quads... And then Who Gives A Shit was asking what the record distance for the longest hash was... I was expecting a 'longer than a Squashed Balls hash' hash.\n \nWhat I knew would one day happen\, finally happened: the day when the RA would have to start the Down Downs without Olive and co. because they wer e too late back - it was 10:30 (Ed. pm\, for clarity...) when I left\, and they were still not back. This time\, the late girls were Flagenolay\, Ch ing Chong and Low-T-Arse: they had made the unfortunate choice to be led b y Olive. Unknown to them\, Olive was ignoring the well-laid (according to Who Gives A Shit) flour and following the sound of hooting owls. She thoug ht the owls' hoots were people shouting "on on" - easily done. I think I r emember hearing this owl-noise excuse before from Olive...\n\nSo\, for the Down Downs\, we had none of the lost girls\, no hares (as they were out s earching for the lost girls)\, and no Can't Come\, because he was waiting for Ching Chong. None of them answered their phones. It was also by Sod's Law that it happened to be the one time that Twisted Sister forgot her pho ne\, which has a special Low-T-Arse tracking app on it. Her app would have shown the hares exactly where Low-T-Arse and the others were.\n\nThe hash was perilous and boggy\, with steep bits going through farmland\; Dídac\ , a new hasher\, was not glad to be wearing shorts as there were brambles everywhere. I did the Shorts\, as I was injured\, and got caught out by a gate at the top of a steep hill: it looked as if it was tied shut\, but th ere was no knot and the gate was off the latch\, so when I climbed over it \, the gate swung out. Luckily\, I was on the hinge side\, else I would ha ve been 10 foot off the ground (Ed. and perilously close to sustaining fur ther injury...or breaking the gate). There were lots of gates\, and hasher s climbing over the gates whilst others were opening them...every man and woman for themselves\, like a Zombie movie (Ed. 👀 Yikes... 🧟‍♂ ️😆).\n\nThere were some parking shenanigans\, Rubbery's Beer Stop van got stuck in the mud\, and Goolie couldn't find the Circle Up\, so he wen t straight to the pub - and led other new hashers there\, too.\n\nI forgot to get Overshot's notes for the RA\, so am going by memory and Messenger as to who got the Down Downs:\n• 3 Virgins - Dimwit's Daughter(Ed. Freya )'s Partner (Anthony)\, and 2 women (Tan and Scarlett) that came with Filt h\n• Dirty Nights - Her Birthday\, and keeping quiet about it.\n• Blow n Off - For getting his 200th T-shirt.\n• Dídac - Wearing shorts in thi s terrain.\n• Goolie - Couldn't find the Circle Up so went straight to t he pub.\n\nOn On to The Cricket Inn at BEESANDS - The Words according to W HISPERER\nHash 1450 - EAST ALLINGTON\n\nThis week's hash started with the sad news that Fallen Woman had recently passed away.\n\nWe will all miss F allen Woman for being loud and vibrant and a proper\, long-term hasher: fo r South Hams Hash\, she was our Mother Christmas\, with Broken Man as Fath er Christmas for the Secret Santa\; she was great at collecting for charit y\, with a donation bucket at fancy-dress events\; and we will especially miss her for her Fish-and-Chips nights at her house at Brixham. For me\, s he always had sound advice to give\, and helped me make a good decision wh en I was moving house\; she had great suggestions about where to eat out\, and what to eat - years ago\, she recommended the seafood pancake at The Cricket Inn\, which happens to be our next hash pub. I will miss Fallen Wo man :(\n(Ed.: Lovely\, heartfelt tribute\, Whisperer: I am sure that many among SH4\, and beyond\, would echo your sentiments - and have many of the ir own fond memories to add. On on\, Fallen Woman.)\n\nI was not sure what to expect from this hash\, as Rizzo seemed to be out all day posting on ( Ed. Facebook) Messenger\, hoping to be finished by the time we got there\, and posting a photo of herself next to a crashed upside-down quad. Should have been quickly laid on quads... And then Who Gives A Shit was asking w hat the record distance for the longest hash was... I was expecting a 'lon ger than a Squashed Balls hash' hash.\n\nWhat I knew would one day happen\ , finally happened: the day when the RA would have to start the Down Downs without Olive and co. because they were too late back - it was 10:30 (Ed. pm\, for clarity...) when I left\, and they were still not back. This tim e\, the late girls were Flagenolay\, Ching Chong and Low-T-Arse: they had made the unfortunate choice to be led by Olive. Unknown to them\, Olive wa s ignoring the well-laid (according to Who Gives A Shit) flour and followi ng the sound of hooting owls. She thought the owls' hoots were people shou ting "on on" - easily done. I think I remember hearing this owl-noise excu se before from Olive...\n\nSo\, for the Down Downs\, we had none of the lo st girls\, no hares (as they were out searching for the lost girls)\, and no Can't Come\, because he was waiting for Ching Chong. None of them answe red their phones. It was also by Sod's Law that it happened to be the one time that Twisted Sister forgot her phone\, which has a special Low-T-Arse tracking app on it. Her app would have shown the hares exactly where Low- T-Arse and the others were.\n\nThe hash was perilous and boggy\, with stee p bits going through farmland\; Dídac\, a new hasher\, was not glad to be wearing shorts as there were brambles everywhere. I did the Shorts\, as I was injured\, and got caught out by a gate at the top of a steep hill: it looked as if it was tied shut\, but there was no knot and the gate was of f the latch\, so when I climbed over it\, the gate swung out. Luckily\, I was on the hinge side\, else I would have been 10 foot off the ground (Ed. and perilously close to sustaining further injury...or breaking the gate) . There were lots of gates\, and hashers climbing over the gates whilst ot hers were opening them...every man and woman for themselves\, like a Zombi e movie (Ed. 👀 Yikes... 🧟‍♂️😆).\n\nThere were some parking shenanigans\, Rubbery's Beer Stop van got stuck in the mud\, and Goolie co uldn't find the Circle Up\, so he went straight to the pub - and led other new hashers there\, too.\n\nI forgot to get Overshot's notes for the RA\, so am going by memory and Messenger as to who got the Down Downs:\n• 3 Virgins - Dimwit's Daughter(Ed. Freya)'s Partner (Anthony)\, and 2 women ( Tan and Scarlett) that came with Filth\n• Dirty Nights - Her Birthday\, and keeping quiet about it.\n• Blown Off - For getting his 200th T-shirt .\n• Dídac - Wearing shorts in this terrain.\n• Goolie - Couldn't fin d the Circle Up so went straight to the pub.\n\nOn On to The Cricket Inn a t BEESANDS CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Pasture Coombe Pasture Coombe\, East Allington\, TQ9 7QE GEO:50.321255;-3.748642 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Pasture Coombe\, East Allin gton\, TQ9 7QE\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Pasture Coombe: geo:50.321255,-3.748642 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20231029T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR