BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:496@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20240320T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20240320T230000 DTSTAMP:20240413T052950Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1459/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1459 - Ridge Road Junction DESCRIPTION:Parking is along the side of Ridge Road.  On Down is at the El burton Inn (click for address)\nThe Words according to CHING CHONG\nHash 1 459 - PLYMPTON\n\nSo...\nCan’t Come and I were the last to arrive at Gaf fer’s favourite dogging zone\, somewhere off the A38 near Plympton. He c learly knows the woods like the back of his hands (or the back of somethin g)\, and Triple Top (bravely) went for a pee during circle up - and (perha ps dangerously)\, at some point in the woods\, his torch ran out of batter y. Talk about not the time or the place.\n\nI’m not exactly sure where w e were as Can’t Come and I were having our usual pre-hash argument in th e car about me not being ready to leave on time\, and him seemingly wantin g to hit the pot holes. It was a Plympton start with Plympton marks\, whic h caused a bit of confusion for the lazy SH4’s at times (Ed. outrageous slur!). It was also the first day of spring\, allegedly - not that we hear d bleating lambs\, just traffic - but Gardener was so excited he wet his p lants\, and NEWS FLASH! She’s Ready’s hen decided not to get in the sp irit of the occasion and suddenly stopped laying eggs! Clearly not a sprin g chicken. That was her Sunday lunch sorted.\n\nI’m not too familiar wit h the Plympton hashers as yet\, but not long after we’d set off\, a char ming\, young and ambitious chap called Fluffy Dice tried to overtake the W alkers on the narrow path\, but failed dismally and got stung and scratche d to bits trying to rejoin the end. Then\, just as he thought everything w as going swell\, Dimwit and Wetspot wound him up by telling him he was on the long. Wetspot continued his malicious campaign by scaring Vindaloo wit h ghost stories. Thank god she didn’t know that Lady Gagger's todger was on the loose - that would’ve finished her off in those creepy old woods .\n\nMeanwhile\, having never been to that area hashing\, I was quite enth ralled by the lights of Plymouth on the other side of the estuary\, and ru nning through the Saltram Estate with my hashing Mum\, Little Chef - well she did name me! Love that lady… (Mum\, if you’re reading this\, sorry I don’t talk too much when we’re running\, I still find myself on the brink of death when I run for more than a minute.)\n\nThe route was rathe r precarious at times\, and although I don’t have the details\, apparent ly Virgin Jade almost died and Overshot was spotted sliding down a slipper y slope like 'Bambi on ice'. And where was the Walkers trail? Poor buggers went round and round in circles like teddy bears.\n\nWell done to Know Nu ts for completing the Grizzly\, and also to Pony Shafter who’s retired ( from shafting ponies?) and wants to grow old disgracefully (well if the vi deo I saw of him at the Post-Christmas bash is anything to go by\, he’s got nothing to worry about).\n\nDogger (apologies: Gaffer) and Yeuk chose the Elburton pub for drinkies\, but GHR drove the wrong way there. A kind and thirsty hasher let him change lanes and GHR then got to the pub carpar k first and got the last parking spot. Just super.\n\nCongratulations go t o Nice Buns for her 300 runs vest\, and to Filth and Shaggy for their birt hdays.\n\nOn on to the safety of The Globe Inn at Frogmore.\n\nxx\n\nDOWN DOWNS were awarded to:\n• Gaffer &\; Yeuk – Hares\n• Nice Buns - 300 T-Shirt\n• Filth – Birthday\n• Shaggy - Birthday\n• Jade - for surviving (Virgin - guest of Grumpy Arse)\n\nON ON to FROGMORE [see below ].\n__________________\n\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy (unedited) highligh ts from the Plympton (Saltram) hash 1459 on 20 March 2024\, and afterwards at The Elburton Inn\, by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo al bum on the SH4 Facebook Group 📸 🏃🍻\n\n_________________\n\nNext S H4 Hash 🐷👣:\n\nHASH 1460 - FROGMORE - 27 March\, 2024\nCIRCLE UP: Th e Globe Inn\nFrogmore\, TQ7 2NR\nWhat3Words: whispers.drfitwood.forced\n\n ON DOWN:\nAs above.\n\nHares: Morticia &\; Gomez\nRA: Squashed Balls\n\ n🍟 Please order food before the run! 🍟\n\nPlease see the Hash 1460 e vent page on the SH4 Facebook Group for further details.\n\nAdd your photo s of the evening's happenings at FROGMORE (Weds 27 March\, 2024) to the Ha sh 1460 photo album.\n\n📝 If you're the lucky Scribe at FROGMORE this w eek\, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk - by Sunday evening\, ideally - thank-you-please! 📝\n_________________\n\nRA MBO SALCOMBE MARATHON 2024\nSaturday 21st September\, 2024\n\nRegistration is now OPEN!!\n\n \;\n\n🌟 🌟 🌟 Register here: https://bit.ly/ RamboSM2024 🌟 🌟 🌟\nOR scan the QR code\, below:\n\n______________ _____\n\nAND watch this space for more exciting hashing events coming up i n 2024\, including (but by no means limited to) Summer Solstice\, the SH4 1500 Hash\, and Pre-Xmas!\nON ON! 👣\n___________________\nSH4 MercHASHd ise (OK\, OK\, I know: needs work...)\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear y our membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclus ively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in y our fleet! 😊\n\nSee Rizzo at the next meet for yours 👣 - Parking is along the side of Ridge Road.  On Down is at the Elburton Inn (click for address)\nThe Words according to CHING CHONG\nHash 1459 - PLYMPTON\n\nSo.. .\nCan’t Come and I were the last to arrive at Gaffer’s favourite dogg ing zone\, somewhere off the A38 near Plympton. He clearly knows the woods like the back of his hands (or the back of something)\, and Triple Top (b ravely) went for a pee during circle up - and (perhaps dangerously)\, at s ome point in the woods\, his torch ran out of battery. Talk about not the time or the place.\n\nI’m not exactly sure where we were as Can’t Come and I were having our usual pre-hash argument in the car about me not bei ng ready to leave on time\, and him seemingly wanting to hit the pot holes . It was a Plympton start with Plympton marks\, which caused a bit of conf usion for the lazy SH4’s at times (Ed. outrageous slur!). It was also th e first day of spring\, allegedly - not that we heard bleating lambs\, jus t traffic - but Gardener was so excited he wet his plants\, and NEWS FLASH ! She’s Ready’s hen decided not to get in the spirit of the occasion a nd suddenly stopped laying eggs! Clearly not a spring chicken. That was he r Sunday lunch sorted.\n\nI’m not too familiar with the Plympton hashers as yet\, but not long after we’d set off\, a charming\, young and ambit ious chap called Fluffy Dice tried to overtake the Walkers on the narrow p ath\, but failed dismally and got stung and scratched to bits trying to re join the end. Then\, just as he thought everything was going swell\, Dimwi t and Wetspot wound him up by telling him he was on the long. Wetspot cont inued his malicious campaign by scaring Vindaloo with ghost stories. Thank god she didn’t know that Lady Gagger's todger was on the loose - that w ould’ve finished her off in those creepy old woods.\n\nMeanwhile\, havin g never been to that area hashing\, I was quite enthralled by the lights o f Plymouth on the other side of the estuary\, and running through the Salt ram Estate with my hashing Mum\, Little Chef - well she did name me! Love that lady… (Mum\, if you’re reading this\, sorry I don’t talk too mu ch when we’re running\, I still find myself on the brink of death when I run for more than a minute.)\n\nThe route was rather precarious at times\ , and although I don’t have the details\, apparently Virgin Jade almost died and Overshot was spotted sliding down a slippery slope like 'Bambi on ice'. And where was the Walkers trail? Poor buggers went round and round in circles like teddy bears.\n\nWell done to Know Nuts for completing the Grizzly\, and also to Pony Shafter who’s retired (from shafting ponies?) and wants to grow old disgracefully (well if the video I saw of him at th e Post-Christmas bash is anything to go by\, he’s got nothing to worry a bout).\n\nDogger (apologies: Gaffer) and Yeuk chose the Elburton pub for d rinkies\, but GHR drove the wrong way there. A kind and thirsty hasher let him change lanes and GHR then got to the pub carpark first and got the la st parking spot. Just super.\n\nCongratulations go to Nice Buns for her 30 0 runs vest\, and to Filth and Shaggy for their birthdays.\n\nOn on to the safety of The Globe Inn at Frogmore.\n\nxx\n\nDOWN DOWNS were awarded to: \n• Gaffer &\; Yeuk – Hares\n• Nice Buns - 300 T-Shirt\n• Filth – Birthday\n• Shaggy - Birthday\n• Jade - for surviving (Virgin - g uest of Grumpy Arse)\n\nON ON to FROGMORE [see below].\n__________________ \n\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy (unedited) highlights from the Plympton ( Saltram) hash 1459 on 20 March 2024\, and afterwards at The Elburton Inn\, by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Faceboo k Group 📸 🏃🍻\n\n_________________\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣:\n\nH ASH 1460 - FROGMORE - 27 March\, 2024\nCIRCLE UP: The Globe Inn\nFrogmore\ , TQ7 2NR\nWhat3Words: whispers.drfitwood.forced\n\nON DOWN:\nAs above.\n\ nHares: Morticia &\; Gomez\nRA: Squashed Balls\n\n🍟 Please order foo d before the run! 🍟\n\nPlease see the Hash 1460 event page on the SH4 F acebook Group for further details.\n\nAdd your photos of the evening's hap penings at FROGMORE (Weds 27 March\, 2024) to the Hash 1460 photo album.\n \n📝 If you're the lucky Scribe at FROGMORE this week\, please submit yo ur edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk - by Sunday evening\, ideal ly - thank-you-please! 📝\n_________________\n\nRAMBO SALCOMBE MARATHON 2024\nSaturday 21st September\, 2024\n\nRegistration is now OPEN!!\n\n&nbs p\;\n\n🌟 🌟 🌟 Register here: https://bit.ly/RamboSM2024 🌟 🌟 🌟\nOR scan the QR code\, below:\n\n___________________\n\nAND watch thi s space for more exciting hashing events coming up in 2024\, including (bu t by no means limited to) Summer Solstice\, the SH4 1500 Hash\, and Pre-Xm as!\nON ON! 👣\n___________________\nSH4 MercHASHdise (OK\, OK\, I know: needs work...)\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members ( and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £ 0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee Rizzo at the next meet for yours 👣 CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Ridge Road Junction Junction at merafield Road to Ridge Rd\, Plymo uth \, PL7 1UF GEO:50.379732;-4.068756 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Junction at merafield Road to Ridge Rd\, Plymouth \, PL7 1UF\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TI TLE=Ridge Road Junction:geo:50.379732,-4.068756 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20231029T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR