BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:497@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20240327T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20240327T230000 DTSTAMP:20240413T053224Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1460/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1460 - The Globe Inn\, Frogmore DESCRIPTION:The Words according to RE-ENTRY\nHash 1460 - FROGMORE šŸø\n\nW ow\, what a Hash.\n\nSo\, the clocks going forwards means one hour less ra in\, apparently. If this is the case then the big guy upstairs decided to cram that missed hour between 7.30pm and 8.30pm. Nice Buns clearly forecas t this as she was nowhere to be seen\, probably blaming lambing.\n\nIt was without doubt\, the wettest and shiggiest hash I have ever done. Astoundi ngly\, there was actually some flour left to follow\, although it had very much reduced to speckles on poo for the majority. Fortunately\, Pugsley h ad laid a similar (ish) Hash a few months back (when it also rained)\, so some educated guesses could be made.\n\nThere is now a new look FRB crew i n SH4 with myself and Anus Felis being joined by Pocket Rocket and Ice Ice Baby\, who have both grown about 2ft and now leave their poor father\, Mr Softy\, trailing in their wake.\n\nRelegated from the rank of FRB are: Tr iple Top and Blown Off. They have joined the likes of Shaggy\, Bit of Roug h and Overshot (who was spotted making an outrageous shortcut early on) at Championship level. (Ed. Fighting talk...šŸ‘€ šŸ˜†).\n\nWet Spot joined t he Shorts\, but still managed about 6 miles\, so he may as well have done the Long. There was online debate about whether Gaffer was on the slippery slope to the Walkers' route: well\, he made the first slide by only compl eting the Short (and even then he chose to walk around the pool instead of wading through). I'm sure he will be back on the Long at Aveton Gifford ( unless the tide is in).\n\nThere were howls of laughter at the start of th e Hash when an unknown plonker went on his arse - possibly Dickass - and w hose fluorescent yellow shorts turned rather brown. However\, little did t he laughers know what lay ahead\, as I think everyone went over at least o nce - some into double figures. I turned around at one point to see Anus F elis' head torch (presumably with him attached to it) disappearing sideway s towards the ditch\, only to find myself doing an identically spectacular splat about 10m further on.\n\nSpotty Botty was awarded a T-Shirt from Po st Xmas. It was the 'Long Suffering' award\, which was given in recognitio n of what the rest of us have to put up with.\n\nChing Chong fell and got a mouthful of mud. She was kindly offered some water by Olive - and then u pset her by spitting it out. There was enough water in the sky to refill t he bottle\, I'm sure.\n\nOlive reportedly swam through a flood\, but left her underwear floating behind. Maybe this is why Gaffer avoided it?\n\nDir ty Nights became hypothermic and exposed\, she slipped into a semi-comatos e state and dreamt of her forthcoming honeymoon in the Maldives\, whilst p utting her hands on Squash Balls .\n\nLittle Chef managed to lock Bit of R ough out of their car\, resulting in an urgent SH4 taxi to retrieve the sp are keys.\n\nSquash Balls regaled us with multiple jokes\, none of which G ing Gang got (as per normal)\, the least bad punchline of which revolved a round God\, Noah and the Carp Ark.\n\nUnfortunately\, at this point\, Squa sh Balls clearly hadn't looked outside\, as the Ark was no longer required . Instead\, hashers had to battle their way home through a heavy blizzard. The council\, in true fashion\, were spending our taxes on a pointless ro ad-widening scheme near 'Sign of the Owl' rather than gritting the roads\, which resulted in Mountain Rescue having to assist bemused second-home ow ners making their way to Salcombe in their slick-tyred\, shiny vehicles. W hen Dimwit stopped an oncoming vehicle to ask what the hold-up was ahead\, the response he got was "The Weather". Talk about stating the bleedin' ob vious.\n\nDOWN DOWNS were awarded to:\nSterling Hare-ing: Morticia and Gom ez\nCrazy Virgin: Rob\nGoing Commando: Olive\nHow not to use a car key: Li ttle Chef\nTurning 18: Pocket Rocket\n\nOn On to AVETON GIFFORD. Don't put your coats away yet\, the Met Office is cheerily forecasting continued do wnpours throughout April.\n__________________\n\nšŸƒ šŸ“ø šŸ» You can en joy highlights (if anyone happens to upload any...) from the flooded Frogm ore hash 1460 on 27 March 2024\, and afterwards at The Globe\, by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook Group šŸ“ø šŸƒšŸ»\n\n_________________\n\nNext SH4 Hash šŸ·šŸ‘£:\n\nHASH 1461 - A VETON GIFFORD - 3 April\, 2024\nCIRCLE UP: Timbers Car Park\,\nTidal Road\ , Aveton Gifford\nWhat3Words: huddle.complain.shepherdess\n\nON DOWN: The Fisherman's Rest\nFore Street\, Aveton Gifford\, Kingsbridge\, TQ7 4JL\nWh at3Words: enthused.spillage.parsnip\n\nHares: Shaggy &\; Anus Felis\nRA : Olive\n\nšŸŸ If you would like food\, please order with Shaggy* by TUES DAY NIGHT (2 April) šŸŸ\n\nHASH MENU:\nSoup &\; roll Ā£6.00\nSalt & \; pepper squid Ā£9.75\nBlazing shrimp Ā£9.95\nSausages &\; chips Ā£7.0 0\nBattered Sausages &\; chips Ā£7.10\nBurger &\; chips Ā£7.75\nScam pi &\; chips Ā£9.25\nChicken goujons &\; chips Ā£8.50\nBeef chilli n achos Ā£12.50\nWhitebait Ā£8.00\nVeggie burger &\; chips Ā£7.75\nChips Ā£3.95\nChips &\; cheese Ā£4.70\nOnion rings Ā£3.95\n\n*You can submit your order as a comment on the SH4 Facebook Messenger group chat (or get s omeone to do it for you\, if you're not on it!): https://www.facebook.com/ messages/t/2797329210374208/\n\nPlease see the Hash 1461 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group for full details.\n\nAdd your photos of the evening's shenanigans at AVETON GIFFORD (Weds 3 April\, 2024) to the Hash 1461 photo album.\n\nšŸ“ If you're the lucky Scribe at AVETON GIFFORD this week\, p lease submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk - by Sunday evening\, ideally - thank-you-please! šŸ“\n_________________\n\nRAMBO SAL COMBE MARATHON 2024\nSaturday 21st September\, 2024\n\nRegistration is now OPEN!!\n\n \;\n\nšŸŒŸ šŸŒŸ šŸŒŸ Register here: https://bit.ly/RamboSM 2024 šŸŒŸ šŸŒŸ šŸŒŸ\nOR scan the QR code\, below:\n\n___________________\n \nAND watch this space for more exciting hashing events coming up in 2024\ , including (but by no means limited to) Summer Solstice\, the SH4 1500 Ha sh\, and Pre-Xmas!\nON ON! šŸ‘£\n___________________\nSH4 MercHASHdise (OK \, OK\, I know: needs work...)\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your mem bership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusively t o SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the ba rgain sum of Ā£0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fle et! šŸ˜Š\n\nSee Rizzo at the next meet for yours šŸ‘£ - The Words accordin g to RE-ENTRY\nHash 1460 - FROGMORE šŸø\n\nWow\, what a Hash.\n\nSo\, the clocks going forwards means one hour less rain\, apparently. If this is t he case then the big guy upstairs decided to cram that missed hour between 7.30pm and 8.30pm. Nice Buns clearly forecast this as she was nowhere to be seen\, probably blaming lambing.\n\nIt was without doubt\, the wettest and shiggiest hash I have ever done. Astoundingly\, there was actually som e flour left to follow\, although it had very much reduced to speckles on poo for the majority. Fortunately\, Pugsley had laid a similar (ish) Hash a few months back (when it also rained)\, so some educated guesses could b e made.\n\nThere is now a new look FRB crew in SH4 with myself and Anus Fe lis being joined by Pocket Rocket and Ice Ice Baby\, who have both grown a bout 2ft and now leave their poor father\, Mr Softy\, trailing in their wa ke.\n\nRelegated from the rank of FRB are: Triple Top and Blown Off. They have joined the likes of Shaggy\, Bit of Rough and Overshot (who was spott ed making an outrageous shortcut early on) at Championship level. (Ed. Fig hting talk...šŸ‘€ šŸ˜†).\n\nWet Spot joined the Shorts\, but still managed about 6 miles\, so he may as well have done the Long. There was online de bate about whether Gaffer was on the slippery slope to the Walkers' route: well\, he made the first slide by only completing the Short (and even the n he chose to walk around the pool instead of wading through). I'm sure he will be back on the Long at Aveton Gifford (unless the tide is in).\n\nTh ere were howls of laughter at the start of the Hash when an unknown plonke r went on his arse - possibly Dickass - and whose fluorescent yellow short s turned rather brown. However\, little did the laughers know what lay ahe ad\, as I think everyone went over at least once - some into double figure s. I turned around at one point to see Anus Felis' head torch (presumably with him attached to it) disappearing sideways towards the ditch\, only to find myself doing an identically spectacular splat about 10m further on.\ n\nSpotty Botty was awarded a T-Shirt from Post Xmas. It was the 'Long Suf fering' award\, which was given in recognition of what the rest of us have to put up with.\n\nChing Chong fell and got a mouthful of mud. She was ki ndly offered some water by Olive - and then upset her by spitting it out. There was enough water in the sky to refill the bottle\, I'm sure.\n\nOliv e reportedly swam through a flood\, but left her underwear floating behind . Maybe this is why Gaffer avoided it?\n\nDirty Nights became hypothermic and exposed\, she slipped into a semi-comatose state and dreamt of her for thcoming honeymoon in the Maldives\, whilst putting her hands on Squash Ba lls .\n\nLittle Chef managed to lock Bit of Rough out of their car\, resul ting in an urgent SH4 taxi to retrieve the spare keys.\n\nSquash Balls reg aled us with multiple jokes\, none of which Ging Gang got (as per normal)\ , the least bad punchline of which revolved around God\, Noah and the Carp Ark.\n\nUnfortunately\, at this point\, Squash Balls clearly hadn't looke d outside\, as the Ark was no longer required. Instead\, hashers had to ba ttle their way home through a heavy blizzard. The council\, in true fashio n\, were spending our taxes on a pointless road-widening scheme near 'Sign of the Owl' rather than gritting the roads\, which resulted in Mountain R escue having to assist bemused second-home owners making their way to Salc ombe in their slick-tyred\, shiny vehicles. When Dimwit stopped an oncomin g vehicle to ask what the hold-up was ahead\, the response he got was "The Weather". Talk about stating the bleedin' obvious.\n\nDOWN DOWNS were awa rded to:\nSterling Hare-ing: Morticia and Gomez\nCrazy Virgin: Rob\nGoing Commando: Olive\nHow not to use a car key: Little Chef\nTurning 18: Pocket Rocket\n\nOn On to AVETON GIFFORD. Don't put your coats away yet\, the Me t Office is cheerily forecasting continued downpours throughout April.\n__ ________________\n\nšŸƒ šŸ“ø šŸ» You can enjoy highlights (if anyone hap pens to upload any...) from the flooded Frogmore hash 1460 on 27 March 202 4\, and afterwards at The Globe\, by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-bui lt photo album on the SH4 Facebook Group šŸ“ø šŸƒšŸ»\n\n________________ _\n\nNext SH4 Hash šŸ·šŸ‘£:\n\nHASH 1461 - AVETON GIFFORD - 3 April\, 202 4\nCIRCLE UP: Timbers Car Park\,\nTidal Road\, Aveton Gifford\nWhat3Words: huddle.complain.shepherdess\n\nON DOWN: The Fisherman's Rest\nFore Street \, Aveton Gifford\, Kingsbridge\, TQ7 4JL\nWhat3Words: enthused.spillage.p arsnip\n\nHares: Shaggy &\; Anus Felis\nRA: Olive\n\nšŸŸ If you would like food\, please order with Shaggy* by TUESDAY NIGHT (2 April) šŸŸ\n\nH ASH MENU:\nSoup &\; roll Ā£6.00\nSalt &\; pepper squid Ā£9.75\nBlazi ng shrimp Ā£9.95\nSausages &\; chips Ā£7.00\nBattered Sausages &\; c hips Ā£7.10\nBurger &\; chips Ā£7.75\nScampi &\; chips Ā£9.25\nChick en goujons &\; chips Ā£8.50\nBeef chilli nachos Ā£12.50\nWhitebait Ā£8. 00\nVeggie burger &\; chips Ā£7.75\nChips Ā£3.95\nChips &\; cheese Ā£4.70\nOnion rings Ā£3.95\n\n*You can submit your order as a comment on t he SH4 Facebook Messenger group chat (or get someone to do it for you\, if you're not on it!): https://www.facebook.com/messages/t/2797329210374208/ \n\nPlease see the Hash 1461 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group for full details.\n\nAdd your photos of the evening's shenanigans at AVETON GIFFOR D (Weds 3 April\, 2024) to the Hash 1461 photo album.\n\nšŸ“ If you're th e lucky Scribe at AVETON GIFFORD this week\, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk - by Sunday evening\, ideally - thank-yo u-please! šŸ“\n_________________\n\nRAMBO SALCOMBE MARATHON 2024\nSaturda y 21st September\, 2024\n\nRegistration is now OPEN!!\n\n \;\n\nšŸŒŸ šŸŒŸ šŸŒŸ Register here: https://bit.ly/RamboSM2024 šŸŒŸ šŸŒŸ šŸŒŸ\nOR sca n the QR code\, below:\n\n___________________\n\nAND watch this space for more exciting hashing events coming up in 2024\, including (but by no mean s limited to) Summer Solstice\, the SH4 1500 Hash\, and Pre-Xmas!\nON ON! šŸ‘£\n___________________\nSH4 MercHASHdise (OK\, OK\, I know: needs work. ..)\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a besp oke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of Ā£0.50 ea.\, y ou can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! šŸ˜Š\n\nSee Rizzo at th e next meet for yours šŸ‘£ CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:The Globe Inn\, Frogmore The Globe Inn\, Frogmore\, Kingsbridge\, TQ7 2NR GEO:50.271066;-3.722303 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Globe Inn\, Frogmore\, Kingsbridge\, TQ7 2NR\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=The Glob e Inn\, Frogmore:geo:50.271066,-3.722303 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20231029T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR