BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:498@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20240403T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20240403T230000 DTSTAMP:20240413T053357Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1461/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1461 - Timbers Car Park\, Aveton Gifford DESCRIPTION:On Down is The Fishermans Rest\n\nFood at pub needs to be pre-o rdered: menu choices to me by Tues night (2 April)\, please:\n\nMenu\nSoup &\; roll £6.00\nSalt &\; pepper squid £9.75\nBlazing shrimp £9.9 5\nSausages &\; chips £7.00\nBattered Sausages &\; chips £7.10\nBu rger &\; chips £7.75\nScampi &\; chips £9.25\nChicken goujons & \; chips £8.50\nBeef chilli nachos £12.50\nWhitebait £8.00\nVeggie burg er &\; chips £7.75\nChips £3.95\nChips &\; cheese £4.70\nOnion ri ngs £3.95\nThe Words according to SPOTTY BOTTY\nHash 1461 - AVETON GIFFOR D\n\nWe circled up on what started as a very confusing evening - it wasn't raining. Our fantastic GM began the evening with one of her compendium of jokes - but it was delivered so swiftly that some missed it - "What about daughters? Animals? Kittens?" Shaggy\, now a very experienced hare (Ed. Y es\, an imposing FOUR [or a tenuous five\, if you count a Post-Xmas Hare O 'The Dog stagger] previous hashes under her belt: 'The blind leading the b lind' was a phrase that surfaced more than once...)\, took out virgin hare \, Anus Felis\, to show him how it's done (good girl). Being very well pre pared\, the hares had decided on flour and sawdust - the rain held off and said prepared sawdust was excellent at disguising itself with mud (Ed. wh at we have learned: hardwood sawdust = sub-optimal visibility when wet. An d in the dark.) - that being said\, NO-ONE got lost (Ed. Well\, only tempo rarily...). We also welcomed two Virgins\, brought along by Overshot - wou ld they be as competitive\, we wondered (Competitive? Overshot? Never!).\n \nI have Olive's copious notes\, so will split The Words into two - the ha sh bit\, and the pub bit...\n\nHash bit\nRe-Entry was very rude (shocker) and covered Rizzo in mud\, thus upsetting the weekly hair-washing routine. Benji\, the Brizzolcastle virgin\, was seen sliding everywhere\, screamin g his head off - apparently - not unlike the sounds heard during an orgasm (how do you know Overshot? what kind of 'friendship' is this?). Know Nuts started his run fabulously well trying to keep up with Lord Overshot and Re-Entry\, which swiftly involved the use of the local defib. in AG. Marty and Spotty showed how clever they are with multi-tasking by winning the M edium and talking non-stop....\n\nPub bit (these notes were more comprehen sive)\nTriple Top has recovered well after a trip away with Blue Nun - he can finally sit down...from the cycling\, you understand. Blue Nun is stil l recovering from Triple Top's rather unique talent of snoring. There are 3 types of snoring: 1. Nasal Snoring 2. Mouth Snoring and 3. Tongue Snorin g (N.B. in Spotty's house. there is a fourth: snoring with a full body-twi tch\, a talent my husband may regret owning)\, all attributed to blocked n asal passages. Olive's advice to poor Lady Gaga (or Lady Gagger)? PILLOW O N THE FACE.\n\nEaster brings with it a sense of new beginnings - and\, tur ns out for some\, a change of career: our beloved Dimmers (Ed. or Dimwit\, for the purists...) is no longer an electrician but instead has turned to the monkhood and moved to Buckfast Abbey\, where the roast dinners are ex cellent and a local tonic cures all evil.\n\nA certain harriette (she know s who she is\, especially as she is writing this) would benefit from some healing tonic\, especially as she may have partaken in a few too many glas ses of fizz at Olive's and may or may not have stumbled over in a hedge on the way home - bruises for proof (not\, in fact\, found the next day as O live's slanderous storytelling would have you believe).\n\nWith Dimmers [s ic] changing his career\, it turns out another hasher has a hidden career: we have a famous actor in our midst - none other than Larry Hankin\, best known for his roles in Friends as Mr Hekkles and Breaking Bad as the salv age-yard owner. A Down Down would be the reward for the best guess as to w hich hasher this is (a photo would have supported this endeavour\, but str angely disappeared from the hash chat...only to reappear later that night. How curious...).\n\nRizzo had enjoyed a jolly to Torbados on a mission to sell her puppies - and what a fine pair they are...(N.B. Rizzo went to bu y kittens\, not sell puppies\, but that is less funny - although very exci ting!).\n\nOn to the Down Downs:\nShaggy - Hare\nAnus Felis - Hare\nVirgin Benji (from Brizzcastle)\nVirgin Ashley\nDimmers - for his conversion fro m electrician to monk\nMarty - for winning the Medium\n\nLo'Tarse proudly took ownership of a 700 t-shirt - well done Lo'Tarse.\n\nHearty thanks wer e given to the pub - ON ON to ERMINGTON!\n__________________\n\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy highlights from the drizzly\, shiggy-y Aveton Gifford h ash 1461 on 3 April 2024\, and afterwards at The Fisherman's Rest\, by che cking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook Group 📸 🏃🍻\n\n_________________\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣:\n\nHASH 146 2 - ERMINGTON - 10 April\, 2024\nCIRCLE UP: The Crooked Spire\nWhat3Words: deeply.swimsuits.magazines\n\nON DOWN: As above\n\nHares: Lo'Tarse &\; Barbarella\nRA: TBC\n\nFor full details\, please see the Hash 1462 event page (when published) on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n\nAdd your photos of the evening's shenanigans at ERMINGTON (Weds 10 April\, 2024) to the Hash 146 2 photo album (when available - link on Hash 1462 event page).\n\n📝 If you're the lucky Scribe at ERMINGTON next week\, please submit your editio n of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk - by Sunday evening (14 April)\, ide ally - thank-you-please! 📝\n_________________\n\nRAMBO SALCOMBE MARATHO N 2024\nSaturday 21st September\, 2024\n\nConfirm your place now\, if you haven't already! 👣\n\n🌟 🌟 🌟 Register here: https://bit.ly/Ramb oSM2024 🌟 🌟 🌟\nOR scan the QR code\, below:\n\n__________________ _\n\nAND watch this space for more exciting hashing events coming up in 20 24\, including (but by no means limited to) Summer Solstice\, the SH4 1500 Hash\, and Pre-Xmas!\nON ON! 👣\n___________________\nSH4 MercHASHdise (Sorry - I still can't think of anything more inventive...)\n\nShow your l ove for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticke r!\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee Rizzo at the next meet for yo urs 👣 - On Down is The Fishermans Rest\n\nFood at pub needs to be pre-o rdered: menu choices to me by Tues night (2 April)\, please:\n\nMenu\nSoup &\; roll £6.00\nSalt &\; pepper squid £9.75\nBlazing shrimp £9.9 5\nSausages &\; chips £7.00\nBattered Sausages &\; chips £7.10\nBu rger &\; chips £7.75\nScampi &\; chips £9.25\nChicken goujons & \; chips £8.50\nBeef chilli nachos £12.50\nWhitebait £8.00\nVeggie burg er &\; chips £7.75\nChips £3.95\nChips &\; cheese £4.70\nOnion ri ngs £3.95\nThe Words according to SPOTTY BOTTY\nHash 1461 - AVETON GIFFOR D\n\nWe circled up on what started as a very confusing evening - it wasn't raining. Our fantastic GM began the evening with one of her compendium of jokes - but it was delivered so swiftly that some missed it - "What about daughters? Animals? Kittens?" Shaggy\, now a very experienced hare (Ed. Y es\, an imposing FOUR [or a tenuous five\, if you count a Post-Xmas Hare O 'The Dog stagger] previous hashes under her belt: 'The blind leading the b lind' was a phrase that surfaced more than once...)\, took out virgin hare \, Anus Felis\, to show him how it's done (good girl). Being very well pre pared\, the hares had decided on flour and sawdust - the rain held off and said prepared sawdust was excellent at disguising itself with mud (Ed. wh at we have learned: hardwood sawdust = sub-optimal visibility when wet. An d in the dark.) - that being said\, NO-ONE got lost (Ed. Well\, only tempo rarily...). We also welcomed two Virgins\, brought along by Overshot - wou ld they be as competitive\, we wondered (Competitive? Overshot? Never!).\n \nI have Olive's copious notes\, so will split The Words into two - the ha sh bit\, and the pub bit...\n\nHash bit\nRe-Entry was very rude (shocker) and covered Rizzo in mud\, thus upsetting the weekly hair-washing routine. Benji\, the Brizzolcastle virgin\, was seen sliding everywhere\, screamin g his head off - apparently - not unlike the sounds heard during an orgasm (how do you know Overshot? what kind of 'friendship' is this?). Know Nuts started his run fabulously well trying to keep up with Lord Overshot and Re-Entry\, which swiftly involved the use of the local defib. in AG. Marty and Spotty showed how clever they are with multi-tasking by winning the M edium and talking non-stop....\n\nPub bit (these notes were more comprehen sive)\nTriple Top has recovered well after a trip away with Blue Nun - he can finally sit down...from the cycling\, you understand. Blue Nun is stil l recovering from Triple Top's rather unique talent of snoring. There are 3 types of snoring: 1. Nasal Snoring 2. Mouth Snoring and 3. Tongue Snorin g (N.B. in Spotty's house. there is a fourth: snoring with a full body-twi tch\, a talent my husband may regret owning)\, all attributed to blocked n asal passages. Olive's advice to poor Lady Gaga (or Lady Gagger)? PILLOW O N THE FACE.\n\nEaster brings with it a sense of new beginnings - and\, tur ns out for some\, a change of career: our beloved Dimmers (Ed. or Dimwit\, for the purists...) is no longer an electrician but instead has turned to the monkhood and moved to Buckfast Abbey\, where the roast dinners are ex cellent and a local tonic cures all evil.\n\nA certain harriette (she know s who she is\, especially as she is writing this) would benefit from some healing tonic\, especially as she may have partaken in a few too many glas ses of fizz at Olive's and may or may not have stumbled over in a hedge on the way home - bruises for proof (not\, in fact\, found the next day as O live's slanderous storytelling would have you believe).\n\nWith Dimmers [s ic] changing his career\, it turns out another hasher has a hidden career: we have a famous actor in our midst - none other than Larry Hankin\, best known for his roles in Friends as Mr Hekkles and Breaking Bad as the salv age-yard owner. A Down Down would be the reward for the best guess as to w hich hasher this is (a photo would have supported this endeavour\, but str angely disappeared from the hash chat...only to reappear later that night. How curious...).\n\nRizzo had enjoyed a jolly to Torbados on a mission to sell her puppies - and what a fine pair they are...(N.B. Rizzo went to bu y kittens\, not sell puppies\, but that is less funny - although very exci ting!).\n\nOn to the Down Downs:\nShaggy - Hare\nAnus Felis - Hare\nVirgin Benji (from Brizzcastle)\nVirgin Ashley\nDimmers - for his conversion fro m electrician to monk\nMarty - for winning the Medium\n\nLo'Tarse proudly took ownership of a 700 t-shirt - well done Lo'Tarse.\n\nHearty thanks wer e given to the pub - ON ON to ERMINGTON!\n__________________\n\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy highlights from the drizzly\, shiggy-y Aveton Gifford h ash 1461 on 3 April 2024\, and afterwards at The Fisherman's Rest\, by che cking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook Group 📸 🏃🍻\n\n_________________\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣:\n\nHASH 146 2 - ERMINGTON - 10 April\, 2024\nCIRCLE UP: The Crooked Spire\nWhat3Words: deeply.swimsuits.magazines\n\nON DOWN: As above\n\nHares: Lo'Tarse &\; Barbarella\nRA: TBC\n\nFor full details\, please see the Hash 1462 event page (when published) on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n\nAdd your photos of the evening's shenanigans at ERMINGTON (Weds 10 April\, 2024) to the Hash 146 2 photo album (when available - link on Hash 1462 event page).\n\n📝 If you're the lucky Scribe at ERMINGTON next week\, please submit your editio n of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk - by Sunday evening (14 April)\, ide ally - thank-you-please! 📝\n_________________\n\nRAMBO SALCOMBE MARATHO N 2024\nSaturday 21st September\, 2024\n\nConfirm your place now\, if you haven't already! 👣\n\n🌟 🌟 🌟 Register here: https://bit.ly/Ramb oSM2024 🌟 🌟 🌟\nOR scan the QR code\, below:\n\n__________________ _\n\nAND watch this space for more exciting hashing events coming up in 20 24\, including (but by no means limited to) Summer Solstice\, the SH4 1500 Hash\, and Pre-Xmas!\nON ON! 👣\n___________________\nSH4 MercHASHdise (Sorry - I still can't think of anything more inventive...)\n\nShow your l ove for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticke r!\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee Rizzo at the next meet for yo urs 👣 CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Timbers Car Park\, Aveton Gifford Tidal Road\, Aveton Gifford GEO:50.310529;-3.837812 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Tidal Road\, Aveton Gifford \, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Timbers Car Park\, Aveton Gif ford:geo:50.310529,-3.837812 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20240331T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR