BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:501@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20240424T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20240424T230000 DTSTAMP:20240430T093904Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1464/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1464 - Shipley Bridge DESCRIPTION:On Down is at the Station House\, Menu likely to be meat or veg gie curry Β£5\nThe Words according to BARBARELLA\nHash 1464 - SHIPLEY BRID GE\n\nBefore the Hash even started\, there was consternation in the East A llington team bus when newbie\, Ash\, announced that he had to be home by 10 to "relieve the babysitter". Mmm\, maybe...clearly no-one had told him about the Lost Causes! Boaty received a big cheer for his achievement in f inishing the London Marathon on Sunday (it's not too late to donate to the NSPCC if he didn’t manage to catch up with you whilst you had your wall et open [Ed. keep scrolling down for donation link])\, and Twisted Sister received a commendation for her commitment to Hashing by turning up just h ours after landing home from somewhere hot!\n\nSo\, after the customary la me joke\, we were off on a light Spring-ish evening\, on on up the road to wards the Avon Dam. The trail was generally well laid but Triple Top manag ed to get lost as he followed the silhouette of Re-entry up the hill.\n\nO vershot complained that Triple Top wanted to hold his hand but he followed him off-piste anyway. Does he protest too much...? Gaffer and Who Gives a Shit had a fight over a stile. Come on\, children: you need to take turns nicely!\n\nThere were three stream crossings\, but most hashers managed t o keep their feet dry\; except for Lowtarse and Yeuk - who managed to slip on a stone and soak herself - Oui Oui (or Wee Wee\, if you prefer the pos t-Brexit iteration) and Know Nuts. Rizzo spurned the marked crossing point s and found her own way across the stream\, which involved a lot of scream ing.\n\nDickass\, Wetspot and Ashley decided to go for a sprint finish (IT S NOT A RACE!!) and\, in doing so\, missed the last river crossing. This m eant that Wetspot missed out on the opportunity to do his usual river-cros sing prank of kneeling in the water with just his head protruding.\n\nIt b eing Spring\, there were sheep with lambs on the moor\, and one lamb had m anaged to get itself on the opposite side of a fence from its mum. Lactast er attempted to reunite them but was unsuccessful\, so just left them to i t.\n\nThe hares were diligent in their duties up on the moor. Too conscien tious for Shaggy and Gaffer\, who claimed that they were marking out the c hecks the wrong way [Ed. not wrong\, exactly\, just several critical degre es off-target...πŸ˜‚ It was a very well laid trail...(and no-one else seem ed to have the same struggles with the 'helpful' directional marks through the checks\, actually...)] . However\, it was good enough to keep the Los t Causes on track\, and they eventually met up with Willy Waver on the top of the hill.\n\nRunning back\, Barbarella explained to him that she was b eing extra careful as the last time she hashed on the moor she had wrenche d her shoulder and\, as she was running the Plymouth Half Marathon on Sund ay [Ed. Good luck\, Barbarella!]\, she didn’t want any injuries this tim e. So careful was she that she ignored the view and the magnificent full m oon (yes\, the Lost Causes were still valiantly plodding on when the moon rose). However\, a stray piece of granite popped up in front of her and in the gloom she tripped over it and fell headlong onto the path. Strong wor ds were uttered - fortunately\, mostly in Barbarella’s head! However\, W illy Waver to the rescue! He announced that he could provide prophylactic Nurofen. Obviously a Boy Scout\, he started rummaging in his bag and produ ced a blister pack of...Viagra [Ed. aphrodisiac Nurofen?!]!\n\nThe Lost Ca uses got back to the almost empty carpark to be greeted by flashing lights and music. Was it a rave? No\, it was the RAC van changing Pinky’s whee l!\n\nDown Downs went to:\nThe Hares\, Willy Waver and Badcock for a lovel y hash (Ed. and a last-minute recruitment as hares\, to boot: hash heroes! )\nBoaty MacBoatface for 26.2 miles (in London\, the previous weekend)\nLa ctaster for animal husbandry\nYeuk for wet knickers\nShey – visitor who thinks SH4 is better than Teign Valley. Which of course it is.\n\nON ON to ERMINGTON!\n__________________\n\nπŸƒ πŸ“Έ 🍻 You can enjoy highlights from the daylight Shipley Bridge hash 1464 on 24 April 2024\, and afterwa rds at The Station House\, South Brent\, by checking out Hash Flash's purp ose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook Group πŸ“Έ πŸƒπŸ»\n\n_________ ________\n\nNext SH4 Hash πŸ·πŸ‘£:\n\nHASH 1465 ERMINGTON - 1 May\, 2024\ n\nCIRCLE UP:\nOutside The Crooked Spire\nVillage Square\, Ermington\nWhat 3Words: recorders.foggy.passion\n\nON DOWN:\n(Inside) The Crooked Spire\n\ nHares: Doggy Style\nRA: TBC\n\nπŸ₯§ HASH MENU πŸ₯§\n- Steak Pasty Β£4.20\ n- Cheese Pasty Β£3.60\n\nπŸ“£ PLEASE PRE-ORDER YOUR PASTY WITH DOGGY STYL E\, BEFORE WEDNESDAY - THANK YOU! πŸ“£\n\nFor full details\, please see th e Hash 1465 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n\nAdd your photos of th e evening's shenanigans at ERMINGTON (Weds 1 May\, 2024) to the Hash 1465 photo album.\n\nπŸ“ If you're the lucky Scribe at ERMINGTON next week\, p lease submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk - by Sunday evening (5 May)\, ideally - thank-you-please! πŸ“\n_________________\n πŸπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸ‘£πŸπŸΊ\nBOATY did LONDON!\n\nMassive congratulat ions\, again\, to Boaty for completing the London Marathon on Sunday 21 Ap ril.\n\nIf you would like to add to Boaty's fundraising total - in aid of the NSPCC - for his Marathon efforts\, his JustGiving page for the event i s still open - please just click on the link below. All donations very gra tefully received!\n\nDonation link: https://rb.gy/yotah7\n\nπŸ™\n________ _________\n\n \;\n\nπŸ‘£\n_________________\n\n \;\n\nπŸ‘£\n______ ___________\n\nRAMBO SALCOMBE MARATHON 2024\nSaturday 21st September\, 202 4\n\nπŸ‘£\n\n🌟 🌟 🌟 Register here: https://bit.ly/RamboSM2024 🌟 🌟 🌟\nOR scan the QR code\, below:\n\nπŸ‘£\n___________________\nSH4 MercHASHdise (Sorry - I still can't think of anything more inventive...)\ n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair \, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of Β£0.50 ea.\, you c an afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee Rizzo at the ne xt meet for yours πŸ‘£ - On Down is at the Station House\, Menu likely to be meat or veggie curry Β£5\nThe Words according to BARBARELLA\nHash 1464 - SHIPLEY BRIDGE\n\nBefore the Hash even started\, there was consternation in the East Allington team bus when newbie\, Ash\, announced that he had to be home by 10 to "relieve the babysitter". Mmm\, maybe...clearly no-one had told him about the Lost Causes! Boaty received a big cheer for his ac hievement in finishing the London Marathon on Sunday (it's not too late to donate to the NSPCC if he didn’t manage to catch up with you whilst you had your wallet open [Ed. keep scrolling down for donation link])\, and T wisted Sister received a commendation for her commitment to Hashing by tur ning up just hours after landing home from somewhere hot!\n\nSo\, after th e customary lame joke\, we were off on a light Spring-ish evening\, on on up the road towards the Avon Dam. The trail was generally well laid but Tr iple Top managed to get lost as he followed the silhouette of Re-entry up the hill.\n\nOvershot complained that Triple Top wanted to hold his hand b ut he followed him off-piste anyway. Does he protest too much...? Gaffer a nd Who Gives a Shit had a fight over a stile. Come on\, children: you need to take turns nicely!\n\nThere were three stream crossings\, but most has hers managed to keep their feet dry\; except for Lowtarse and Yeuk - who m anaged to slip on a stone and soak herself - Oui Oui (or Wee Wee\, if you prefer the post-Brexit iteration) and Know Nuts. Rizzo spurned the marked crossing points and found her own way across the stream\, which involved a lot of screaming.\n\nDickass\, Wetspot and Ashley decided to go for a spr int finish (ITS NOT A RACE!!) and\, in doing so\, missed the last river cr ossing. This meant that Wetspot missed out on the opportunity to do his us ual river-crossing prank of kneeling in the water with just his head protr uding.\n\nIt being Spring\, there were sheep with lambs on the moor\, and one lamb had managed to get itself on the opposite side of a fence from it s mum. Lactaster attempted to reunite them but was unsuccessful\, so just left them to it.\n\nThe hares were diligent in their duties up on the moor . Too conscientious for Shaggy and Gaffer\, who claimed that they were mar king out the checks the wrong way [Ed. not wrong\, exactly\, just several critical degrees off-target...πŸ˜‚ It was a very well laid trail...(and no -one else seemed to have the same struggles with the 'helpful' directional marks through the checks\, actually...)] . However\, it was good enough t o keep the Lost Causes on track\, and they eventually met up with Willy Wa ver on the top of the hill.\n\nRunning back\, Barbarella explained to him that she was being extra careful as the last time she hashed on the moor s he had wrenched her shoulder and\, as she was running the Plymouth Half Ma rathon on Sunday [Ed. Good luck\, Barbarella!]\, she didn’t want any inj uries this time. So careful was she that she ignored the view and the magn ificent full moon (yes\, the Lost Causes were still valiantly plodding on when the moon rose). However\, a stray piece of granite popped up in front of her and in the gloom she tripped over it and fell headlong onto the pa th. Strong words were uttered - fortunately\, mostly in Barbarella’s hea d! However\, Willy Waver to the rescue! He announced that he could provide prophylactic Nurofen. Obviously a Boy Scout\, he started rummaging in his bag and produced a blister pack of...Viagra [Ed. aphrodisiac Nurofen?!]!\ n\nThe Lost Causes got back to the almost empty carpark to be greeted by f lashing lights and music. Was it a rave? No\, it was the RAC van changing Pinky’s wheel!\n\nDown Downs went to:\nThe Hares\, Willy Waver and Badco ck for a lovely hash (Ed. and a last-minute recruitment as hares\, to boot : hash heroes!)\nBoaty MacBoatface for 26.2 miles (in London\, the previou s weekend)\nLactaster for animal husbandry\nYeuk for wet knickers\nShey – visitor who thinks SH4 is better than Teign Valley. Which of course it is.\n\nON ON to ERMINGTON!\n__________________\n\nπŸƒ πŸ“Έ 🍻 You can enjoy highlights from the daylight Shipley Bridge hash 1464 on 24 April 20 24\, and afterwards at The Station House\, South Brent\, by checking out H ash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook Group πŸ“Έ πŸƒ 🍻\n\n_________________\n\nNext SH4 Hash πŸ·πŸ‘£:\n\nHASH 1465 ERMINGTO N - 1 May\, 2024\n\nCIRCLE UP:\nOutside The Crooked Spire\nVillage Square\ , Ermington\nWhat3Words: recorders.foggy.passion\n\nON DOWN:\n(Inside) The Crooked Spire\n\nHares: Doggy Style\nRA: TBC\n\nπŸ₯§ HASH MENU πŸ₯§\n- St eak Pasty Β£4.20\n- Cheese Pasty Β£3.60\n\nπŸ“£ PLEASE PRE-ORDER YOUR PAST Y WITH DOGGY STYLE\, BEFORE WEDNESDAY - THANK YOU! πŸ“£\n\nFor full detail s\, please see the Hash 1465 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n\nAdd your photos of the evening's shenanigans at ERMINGTON (Weds 1 May\, 2024) to the Hash 1465 photo album.\n\nπŸ“ If you're the lucky Scribe at ERMING TON next week\, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.or g.uk - by Sunday evening (5 May)\, ideally - thank-you-please! πŸ“\n_____ ____________\nπŸπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸ‘£πŸπŸΊ\nBOATY did LONDON!\n\nMassi ve congratulations\, again\, to Boaty for completing the London Marathon o n Sunday 21 April.\n\nIf you would like to add to Boaty's fundraising tota l - in aid of the NSPCC - for his Marathon efforts\, his JustGiving page f or the event is still open - please just click on the link below. All dona tions very gratefully received!\n\nDonation link: https://rb.gy/yotah7\n\n πŸ™\n_________________\n\n \;\n\nπŸ‘£\n_________________\n\n \;\n \nπŸ‘£\n_________________\n\nRAMBO SALCOMBE MARATHON 2024\nSaturday 21st S eptember\, 2024\n\nπŸ‘£\n\n🌟 🌟 🌟 Register here: https://bit.ly/Ra mboSM2024 🌟 🌟 🌟\nOR scan the QR code\, below:\n\nπŸ‘£\n__________ _________\nSH4 MercHASHdise (Sorry - I still can't think of anything more inventive...)\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly w ith a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (an d\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of Β£0. 50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee R izzo at the next meet for yours πŸ‘£ CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Shipley Bridge Shipley Bridge\, South Brent\, TQ10 9EL GEO:50.450891;-3.859462 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Shipley Bridge\, South Bren t\, TQ10 9EL\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Shipley Bridge:ge o:50.450891,-3.859462 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20240331T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR