BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:509@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20240612T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20240612T230000 DTSTAMP:20240619T070404Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1471/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1471 - Sloop Inn DESCRIPTION:The Words according to BIT OF RUFF\nHash 1471 - BANTHAM:\n\nThe hash summed up in a Haiku:\n\nWarm dry night in June\,\nHashers gather\, hills await\nLaughter fills the air.\n[Ed. sounds suspiciously like a drea m...]\n\nThe rest of it:\n\nWe circled up outside The Sloop in Bantham vil lage. There was a good turn out\, with a virgin or two and a couple of ret urning hashers competing for the longest gap between hashes at 19 and 20 y ears (20 turned out to be 18)\, respectively - sorry\, I can't remember th e names...apart from Harvey\, as he was written down in the RA notes.\n\nI guess there was a ["]joke["] from the GM\, but I might have switched off for a minute... The Hares then\, very quietly\, explained the route: we co uldn't hear it at the back\, but something to do with the Mediums (who are they?) following the Walkers at the start\, and then the Shorts... There may have been some distances given out\, but we were all too excited to he ar\, and headed off up the path and the hill on the Long - ah\, what a hil l it was\, too! [Ed. Filth was overheard muttering something about not rea lising how close together the contour lines were on the map when she was d evising the route with this near-vertical ascent...]\n\nThe hash was very pleasant\, even with the hills - occasionally there were a few checks to d o\, too\, but we had to get back to the pub to find out the real crimes th at had been committed en route.\n\nSpotty Botty was supposed to RA for the night but couldn't make it - luckily Nice Buns stepped up to do the task\ , only to find out that she was not the first choice (possibly Overshot).. . Or the second choice (possibly Olive)\, but the third! [Ed. and not a hi nt of bitterness about it from NB. Well\, maybe just the merest whisper... 😁]\n\nWe gave a[n extra] big thank you to the pub\, as initially they thought we were a table of two for the evening - a table of two who eat a lot of cheesy chips!\n\nAnyway\, the things we found out:\n\nPre-Hash:\n\n * Filth took Dulux's car back to her house in Hope Cove\, only to find tha t she had left her door key back in Bantham.\n* Filth and Dulux were havin g a well-earned pint after laying the hash. Dulux put her pint down - and then sat on it. [Ed. unusual imbibing technique...]\n* Lots of people were following an "old lady driver" down the lane to Bantham\, only to find ou t that it was Shaggy - not in her normal car (more on that later).\n\nOn t he Hash:\n\n* Pony Shafter was "on it" at the kissing gate - first Twin Bu ffers and then Squashed Balls [Ed. such brazenly flirtatious behaviour! So unlike Pony...😘]\n* Gaffer was doing the twist - anything to get the s heep poo off his shoes.\n* New lady was a FRB - sorry can't remember name. ..\n* Dirty Nights is scared of cows.\n* Ching Chong had a spectacular fal l and jumped up as if nothing had happened [Ed. nothing to see here!].\n* Rizzo ate a fly\, but Can't Come topped it by eating three - don't think a ny spiders\, birds or cats were eaten after\, though [πŸ˜…].\n* There was a film crew out with a drone filming scenery for a new show with A-list st ars in the area. GingGang and Doggy Style got in on the action and are wai ting for the royalties / fame\, darling .\n\nIn the Pub:\n\n* When asked i f anything interesting had happened recently\, Shaggy said that she had be en for a swim before [Ed. after. And less a swim\, more a controlled fall into water. But who cares?] the hash\, failing to mention the death of her normal car by a delivery lorry and that the insurance company had valued it at Β£20 [Ed. roughly. Probably. Next offer pending...]!\n* There were s ome interesting things in bags - a few beer samples for the Summer Solstic e hash\, and - in another bag -Twitch the baby dog.\n* Dimmers really enjo yed the hash and WetSpot needs a public apology - not sure what for though .\n* Harvey hadn't been hashing with us for 18 years but not sure how freq uently he can come as has three kids and can't get a pass.\n* Overshot is now a house-husband and trying to learn how to multi-task: he can now make a tea while doing the washing.\n\nBits I couldn't decipher from Nice Buns ' notes:\n\n* Georgie - coastal flood engineer.\n* Man with black dog - wi fe called Kate Polytunnel\n* Ugborough sails and fashured wanda baji [Ed. answers on a postcard...]\n\nDown Downs went to:\n\nFilth - Hare\nDulux - Hare\nHarvey - Turned out he hadn't been hashing with us for 18 years not 20\nShaggy - Β£20 Car story\nOvershot - Home alone / house-husband\nWetspo t - public apology\nGaffer - Donald Trumpalike [Ed. Gaffer also enjoyed/su ffered the dubious honour of a 'homemade' Down Down\, provenance (and base ingredients...) unknown 😳 It was somewhat shorter than a half-pint\, t hough\, so basically cheating...πŸ˜‰]\n\nIt is On On to ERMINGTON for Hekk el and Jyde's Summer BBQ Hash.\n__________________\n\nπŸƒ πŸ“Έ 🍻 You c an enjoy highlights from the ambient\, ascent-tastic\, Bantham hash 1471 o n 12 June 2024\, and afterwards at The Sloop\, by checking out Hash Flash' s purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook Group πŸ“Έ πŸƒπŸ»\n\n___ ______________\n\nNext SH4 Hash πŸ·πŸ‘£:\n\nHASH 1472 - ERMINGTON - 19 Ju ne\, 2024\n\nπŸ₯³ HEKKYL &\; JYDE'S SUMMER BBQ HASH! πŸ₯³\n\nCIRCLE UP: \nThe Square\nErmington\nPL21 9LP\nWhat3Words: ///blush.lonely.barstool\n\ nON DOWN:\nHekkyl &\; Jyde's\nBarngates House\nChapel Street\nErmington \nPL21 9NE\nWhat3Words: ///originals.servers.intervals\n\nHares: Twisted S ister &\; Nice Tackle\nRA: TBC\n\nBBQ Briefing:\nβ€’ Salad\, bread buns \, jacket potatoes and sauces all provided! πŸ₯³\nβ€’ Please BYO meat/vegg ie alternative for the BBQ.\nβ€’ Bar with a keg of beer ('Thirsty Blonde' from Teignworthy Brewery\, ABV 4.2%)\; wine &\; soft drinks. Please bri ng CASH for the bar.\nβ€’ Waterproof attire: optional. Rain deterrents: ac tively encouraged.\nFor full details\, please see the Hash 1472 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n\nπŸ“ If you're the lucky Scribe at ERMINGTO N tomorrow\, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.u k by Sunday evening (23 June)\, ideally - TVM! πŸ“\n\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (Weds 19 June\, 2024) to the Hash 1472 photo alb um\, when it has been conjured into being.\n\n_________________\nHASH DIAR Y - Upcoming Events\n\n_________________\n\nπŸ‘£\n\nπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘£β›ΊπŸ»πŸŒ… JU ST 3 DAYS TO GO!!! πŸŒ…πŸ»β›ΊπŸ‘£πŸ˜Ž\n\n \;\n\nπŸ‘£\n_______________ __\n\nRAMBO SALCOMBE MARATHON 2024\nSaturday 21st September\, 2024\n\nπŸ‘£ \n\n🌟 🌟 🌟 Register here: https://bit.ly/RamboSM2024 🌟 🌟 🌟\nOR scan the QR code\, below:\n\nπŸ‘£\n___________________\nSH4 MercH ASHdise\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of Β£0.50 ea. \, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee Rizzo a t the next meet for yours πŸ‘£ - The Words according to BIT OF RUFF\nHash 1471 - BANTHAM:\n\nThe hash summed up in a Haiku:\n\nWarm dry night in Jun e\,\nHashers gather\, hills await\nLaughter fills the air.\n[Ed. sounds su spiciously like a dream...]\n\nThe rest of it:\n\nWe circled up outside Th e Sloop in Bantham village. There was a good turn out\, with a virgin or t wo and a couple of returning hashers competing for the longest gap between hashes at 19 and 20 years (20 turned out to be 18)\, respectively - sorry \, I can't remember the names...apart from Harvey\, as he was written down in the RA notes.\n\nI guess there was a ["]joke["] from the GM\, but I mi ght have switched off for a minute... The Hares then\, very quietly\, expl ained the route: we couldn't hear it at the back\, but something to do wit h the Mediums (who are they?) following the Walkers at the start\, and the n the Shorts... There may have been some distances given out\, but we were all too excited to hear\, and headed off up the path and the hill on the Long - ah\, what a hill it was\, too! [Ed. Filth was overheard muttering s omething about not realising how close together the contour lines were on the map when she was devising the route with this near-vertical ascent...] \n\nThe hash was very pleasant\, even with the hills - occasionally there were a few checks to do\, too\, but we had to get back to the pub to find out the real crimes that had been committed en route.\n\nSpotty Botty was supposed to RA for the night but couldn't make it - luckily Nice Buns step ped up to do the task\, only to find out that she was not the first choice (possibly Overshot)... Or the second choice (possibly Olive)\, but the th ird! [Ed. and not a hint of bitterness about it from NB. Well\, maybe just the merest whisper... 😁]\n\nWe gave a[n extra] big thank you to the pu b\, as initially they thought we were a table of two for the evening - a t able of two who eat a lot of cheesy chips!\n\nAnyway\, the things we found out:\n\nPre-Hash:\n\n* Filth took Dulux's car back to her house in Hope C ove\, only to find that she had left her door key back in Bantham.\n* Filt h and Dulux were having a well-earned pint after laying the hash. Dulux pu t her pint down - and then sat on it. [Ed. unusual imbibing technique...]\ n* Lots of people were following an "old lady driver" down the lane to Ban tham\, only to find out that it was Shaggy - not in her normal car (more o n that later).\n\nOn the Hash:\n\n* Pony Shafter was "on it" at the kissin g gate - first Twin Buffers and then Squashed Balls [Ed. such brazenly fli rtatious behaviour! So unlike Pony...😘]\n* Gaffer was doing the twist - anything to get the sheep poo off his shoes.\n* New lady was a FRB - sorr y can't remember name...\n* Dirty Nights is scared of cows.\n* Ching Chong had a spectacular fall and jumped up as if nothing had happened [Ed. noth ing to see here!].\n* Rizzo ate a fly\, but Can't Come topped it by eating three - don't think any spiders\, birds or cats were eaten after\, though [πŸ˜…].\n* There was a film crew out with a drone filming scenery for a n ew show with A-list stars in the area. GingGang and Doggy Style got in on the action and are waiting for the royalties / fame\, darling .\n\nIn the Pub:\n\n* When asked if anything interesting had happened recently\, Shagg y said that she had been for a swim before [Ed. after. And less a swim\, m ore a controlled fall into water. But who cares?] the hash\, failing to me ntion the death of her normal car by a delivery lorry and that the insuran ce company had valued it at Β£20 [Ed. roughly. Probably. Next offer pendin g...]!\n* There were some interesting things in bags - a few beer samples for the Summer Solstice hash\, and - in another bag -Twitch the baby dog.\ n* Dimmers really enjoyed the hash and WetSpot needs a public apology - no t sure what for though.\n* Harvey hadn't been hashing with us for 18 years but not sure how frequently he can come as has three kids and can't get a pass.\n* Overshot is now a house-husband and trying to learn how to multi -task: he can now make a tea while doing the washing.\n\nBits I couldn't d ecipher from Nice Buns' notes:\n\n* Georgie - coastal flood engineer.\n* M an with black dog - wife called Kate Polytunnel\n* Ugborough sails and fas hured wanda baji [Ed. answers on a postcard...]\n\nDown Downs went to:\n\n Filth - Hare\nDulux - Hare\nHarvey - Turned out he hadn't been hashing wit h us for 18 years not 20\nShaggy - Β£20 Car story\nOvershot - Home alone / house-husband\nWetspot - public apology\nGaffer - Donald Trumpalike [Ed. Gaffer also enjoyed/suffered the dubious honour of a 'homemade' Down Down\ , provenance (and base ingredients...) unknown 😳 It was somewhat shorte r than a half-pint\, though\, so basically cheating...πŸ˜‰]\n\nIt is On On to ERMINGTON for Hekkel and Jyde's Summer BBQ Hash.\n__________________\n \nπŸƒ πŸ“Έ 🍻 You can enjoy highlights from the ambient\, ascent-tastic \, Bantham hash 1471 on 12 June 2024\, and afterwards at The Sloop\, by ch ecking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook Grou p πŸ“Έ πŸƒπŸ»\n\n_________________\n\nNext SH4 Hash πŸ·πŸ‘£:\n\nHASH 14 72 - ERMINGTON - 19 June\, 2024\n\nπŸ₯³ HEKKYL &\; JYDE'S SUMMER BBQ HA SH! πŸ₯³\n\nCIRCLE UP:\nThe Square\nErmington\nPL21 9LP\nWhat3Words: ///bl ush.lonely.barstool\n\nON DOWN:\nHekkyl &\; Jyde's\nBarngates House\nCh apel Street\nErmington\nPL21 9NE\nWhat3Words: ///originals.servers.interva ls\n\nHares: Twisted Sister &\; Nice Tackle\nRA: TBC\n\nBBQ Briefing:\n β€’ Salad\, bread buns\, jacket potatoes and sauces all provided! πŸ₯³\n β€’ Please BYO meat/veggie alternative for the BBQ.\nβ€’ Bar with a keg of beer ('Thirsty Blonde' from Teignworthy Brewery\, ABV 4.2%)\; wine &\; soft drinks. Please bring CASH for the bar.\nβ€’ Waterproof attire: optio nal. Rain deterrents: actively encouraged.\nFor full details\, please see the Hash 1472 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n\nπŸ“ If you're the lucky Scribe at ERMINGTON tomorrow\, please submit your edition of The Wor ds to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (23 June)\, ideally - TVM! πŸ“\n\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (Weds 19 June\, 2024) to the Hash 1472 photo album\, when it has been conjured into being.\n\n_ ________________\nHASH DIARY - Upcoming Events\n\n_________________\n\n πŸ‘£\n\nπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘£β›ΊπŸ»πŸŒ… JUST 3 DAYS TO GO!!! πŸŒ…πŸ»β›ΊπŸ‘£πŸ˜Ž\n\n&n bsp\;\n\nπŸ‘£\n_________________\n\nRAMBO SALCOMBE MARATHON 2024\nSaturday 21st September\, 2024\n\nπŸ‘£\n\n🌟 🌟 🌟 Register here: https://bi t.ly/RamboSM2024 🌟 🌟 🌟\nOR scan the QR code\, below:\n\nπŸ‘£\n___ ________________\nSH4 MercHASHdise\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusive ly to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for th e bargain sum of Β£0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee Rizzo at the next meet for yours πŸ‘£ CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Sloop Inn The Sloop Inn\, Bantham\, TQ7 3AJ GEO:50.278343;-3.868833 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Sloop Inn\, Bantham\, T Q7 3AJ\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Sloop Inn:geo:50.278343 ,-3.868833 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20240331T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR