BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:515@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20240710T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20240710T230000 DTSTAMP:20240717T063457Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1477/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1477 - South Brent Station Car Park DESCRIPTION:On down at The Packhorse\, please order food before but they wi ll keep the kitchen open later so no need to be back by 8.30\n\n \;\n\ nThe Words according to BADCOCK\n\n \;\n\nHash 1477 - SOUTH BRENT:\n\n The Circle Up saw a smaller group than usual this week\, with females outn umbering males by a ratio of 4 to 1. I wondered what might explain the low male turnout. Perhaps there was a local Shed Enthusiast convention? Or ma ybe the Watchdog special on faulty bikinis was airing on TV again? Who kno ws\; it was quite the mystery.\nI had been in a complete dilemma all day: watch the footy round the neighbours’ house\, as arranged? Or show my su pport to the local hash\, lovingly prepared by Willy Waiver? Football or H ash? Football or Hash? Football or Hash... After many hours of pondering\, self-reflection and agonising soul-searching\, I came to the obvious\, mo st-logical conclusion: I could do the Short\, get back to The Packhorse in time for kick-off and drink my own body weight in ale. Decision made!!\nA t the Circle Up\, Willy Waiver asked if I minded sweeping the Longs. And t hen - to add insult to injury - I was nominated to do The Words. Bugger! W ith the Lost Causes doing the Longs\, I’d be lucky to get back before th e final whistle of Extra Time!!! I thought of the irony of doing a runner from the hash\, but decided against it.\nWilly Waiver had prepared a fine trail\, with the Longs and the Shorts all ascending the steep slopes to th e top of Brent Hill\, where a splendid 4G signal meant I could listen to t he football commentary on my phone. [Ed. phew] After half an hour\, Englan d were 1 - 0 down\, so I decided to move on\, catch up with the Lost Cause s\, and do my duty as Sweep\, feeling a bit like a sheepdog herding a part icularly unruly flock. The deep river-crossing proved daunting for Vindalo o and Barbarella\, who turned back and opted for the Short trail instead.\ nBack in the pub the football rabble completely drowned out Squashed Balls efforts to RA: no-one could hear the poor fella over the chants of "It's coming Home\, its coming home\; football's coming home..." As if. The nois e of the pub\, and Squashed Balls illegible notes randomly scripted on an old palm leaf\, meant I've been struggling to find any snippets of hash mi sdemeanors\, social blunders or impropriety to pad out the Words.\nThe Dow n Downs possibly went to:\nWilly Waiver for an excellent Hash\nMuck Spread er? [for Hash Heroism: gallantly ensuring hashers made it across the ragin g torrent safely]\nWinnie the Pooh? [commitment to Hashing: all-day drinki ng\, but still valiantly making it to the hash\, and continuing...)\nHarry Kane - Penalty\nOlly Watkins - Late Winner\n\nPickpocket - [more Hash Her oism: generously lending a warm layer of her own to some other shivering h asher (possibly post-river traverse?}]\n\nGaffer - [general grumbling (a s low news day\, evidently...)]\n\nGary Glitter - [I forget why...but doubtl ess a very worthy reason. And always humbling to witness a master beer-chu gger practise their craft 😘]\nOn On to Berlin for the Final [Ed. Tumble weed...(too soon?)].\nOr possibly The Odd Wheel at WEMBURY.\n\nπŸ‘£\n_____ _____________\n\nπŸƒ πŸ“Έ 🍻 You can enjoy\, well\, five pictures from the steep Euros Semi-Final hash on 10 July 2024 by checking out Hash Flash 's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page πŸ“Έ πŸƒπŸ»\n\n___ ______________\n\nNext SH4 Hash πŸ·πŸ‘£:\n\nHASH 1478 - WEMBURY\, 17 July 2024\n\nCIRCLE UP:\nThe Odd Wheel\nKnighton Road\,\nWembury\nPL9 0JD\nWha t3Words: ///constants.grudging.spout\n\nON DOWN:\nAs above\n\nHare: Fluffy Dice\nRA: TBC\n\nπŸ• HASH FOOD πŸ•\nFrom the hare: The chef at The Odd Wheel goes home at 8.30pm\, so instead their pizza van will be open. No ne ed to pre-order.\n\nFor full details\, please see the Hash 1478 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n\nπŸ“ If you're the lucky Scribe at WEMBURY tonight\, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk b y Sunday evening (21 July)\, ideally - TVM! πŸ“\n\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (Weds 17 July\, 2024) to the Hash 1478 photo album\ , beautifully hand-built by Rubbery.\n\n_________________\nHASH DIARY - Up coming Events\n\n_________________\n\nRAMBO SALCOMBE MARATHON 2024\nSaturd ay 21st September\, 2024\n\nπŸ‘£\n\n🌟 🌟 🌟 Register here: https:// bit.ly/RamboSM2024 🌟 🌟 🌟\nOR scan the QR code\, below:\n\nπŸ‘£\n_ __________________\nSH4 MercHASHdise\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear yo ur membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusi vely to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of Β£0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in yo ur fleet! 😊\n\nSee Rizzo at the next meet for yours πŸ‘£ - On down at T he Packhorse\, please order food before but they will keep the kitchen ope n later so no need to be back by 8.30\n\n \;\n\nThe Words according to BADCOCK\n\n \;\n\nHash 1477 - SOUTH BRENT:\n\nThe Circle Up saw a sma ller group than usual this week\, with females outnumbering males by a rat io of 4 to 1. I wondered what might explain the low male turnout. Perhaps there was a local Shed Enthusiast convention? Or maybe the Watchdog specia l on faulty bikinis was airing on TV again? Who knows\; it was quite the m ystery.\nI had been in a complete dilemma all day: watch the footy round t he neighbours’ house\, as arranged? Or show my support to the local hash \, lovingly prepared by Willy Waiver? Football or Hash? Football or Hash? Football or Hash... After many hours of pondering\, self-reflection and ag onising soul-searching\, I came to the obvious\, most-logical conclusion: I could do the Short\, get back to The Packhorse in time for kick-off and drink my own body weight in ale. Decision made!!\nAt the Circle Up\, Willy Waiver asked if I minded sweeping the Longs. And then - to add insult to injury - I was nominated to do The Words. Bugger! With the Lost Causes doi ng the Longs\, I’d be lucky to get back before the final whistle of Extr a Time!!! I thought of the irony of doing a runner from the hash\, but dec ided against it.\nWilly Waiver had prepared a fine trail\, with the Longs and the Shorts all ascending the steep slopes to the top of Brent Hill\, w here a splendid 4G signal meant I could listen to the football commentary on my phone. [Ed. phew] After half an hour\, England were 1 - 0 down\, so I decided to move on\, catch up with the Lost Causes\, and do my duty as S weep\, feeling a bit like a sheepdog herding a particularly unruly flock. The deep river-crossing proved daunting for Vindaloo and Barbarella\, who turned back and opted for the Short trail instead.\nBack in the pub the fo otball rabble completely drowned out Squashed Balls efforts to RA: no-one could hear the poor fella over the chants of "It's coming Home\, its comin g home\; football's coming home..." As if. The noise of the pub\, and Squa shed Balls illegible notes randomly scripted on an old palm leaf\, meant I 've been struggling to find any snippets of hash misdemeanors\, social blu nders or impropriety to pad out the Words.\nThe Down Downs possibly went t o:\nWilly Waiver for an excellent Hash\nMuck Spreader? [for Hash Heroism: gallantly ensuring hashers made it across the raging torrent safely]\nWinn ie the Pooh? [commitment to Hashing: all-day drinking\, but still valiantl y making it to the hash\, and continuing...)\nHarry Kane - Penalty\nOlly W atkins - Late Winner\n\nPickpocket - [more Hash Heroism: generously lendin g a warm layer of her own to some other shivering hasher (possibly post-ri ver traverse?}]\n\nGaffer - [general grumbling (a slow news day\, evidentl y...)]\n\nGary Glitter - [I forget why...but doubtless a very worthy reaso n. And always humbling to witness a master beer-chugger practise their cra ft 😘]\nOn On to Berlin for the Final [Ed. Tumbleweed...(too soon?)].\nO r possibly The Odd Wheel at WEMBURY.\n\nπŸ‘£\n__________________\n\nπŸƒ πŸ“Έ 🍻 You can enjoy\, well\, five pictures from the steep Euros Semi-F inal hash on 10 July 2024 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page πŸ“Έ πŸƒπŸ»\n\n_________________\n\nNext SH4 Hash πŸ·πŸ‘£:\n\nHASH 1478 - WEMBURY\, 17 July 2024\n\nCIRCLE UP:\nT he Odd Wheel\nKnighton Road\,\nWembury\nPL9 0JD\nWhat3Words: ///constants. grudging.spout\n\nON DOWN:\nAs above\n\nHare: Fluffy Dice\nRA: TBC\n\nπŸ• HASH FOOD πŸ•\nFrom the hare: The chef at The Odd Wheel goes home at 8.3 0pm\, so instead their pizza van will be open. No need to pre-order.\n\nFo r full details\, please see the Hash 1478 event page on the SH4 Facebook G roup.\n\nπŸ“ If you're the lucky Scribe at WEMBURY tonight\, please submi t your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (21 J uly)\, ideally - TVM! πŸ“\n\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (Weds 17 July\, 2024) to the Hash 1478 photo album\, beautifully hand-bui lt by Rubbery.\n\n_________________\nHASH DIARY - Upcoming Events\n\n_____ ____________\n\nRAMBO SALCOMBE MARATHON 2024\nSaturday 21st September\, 20 24\n\nπŸ‘£\n\n🌟 🌟 🌟 Register here: https://bit.ly/RamboSM2024 🌟 🌟 🌟\nOR scan the QR code\, below:\n\nπŸ‘£\n___________________\ nSH4 MercHASHdise\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proud ly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of Β£0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n\nS ee Rizzo at the next meet for yours πŸ‘£ CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:South Brent Station Car Park Station Car Park\, South Brent\, TQ10 9AL GEO:50.42761;-3.83444 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Station Car Park\, South Br ent\, TQ10 9AL\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=South Brent Sta tion Car Park:geo:50.42761,-3.83444 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20240331T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR