BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:522@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20240828T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20240828T230000 DTSTAMP:20240902T023454Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1484/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1484 - The Creek's End - Kingsbridge DESCRIPTION:If you would like to order food\, please do so before the circl e up. Orders need to be placed by 8pm\nThe Words according to GOMEZ\n🌟 Scroll down to the end of this email for details of upcoming SH4 events\, incl. the RAMBO SALCOMBE MARATHON on 21st September 🌟\n👣\nHash 1484 - KINGSBRIDGE\n\nHmm... Been dodging the hash for the last few weeks\, sus pecting that I would get 'volunteered' for the Words (Ed. selfless of the assembled to deliver on that suspicion for you). Thing is\, what excuse to give? Previous weeks included bad weather\, too far to go\, same location s etc. None seemed to apply this week: lovely weather\, not been there for a while\, and virtually on my doorstep. Decided to go\; strategy of layin g low and hiding has worked before\, why not again?\n\nWell\, it appears t hat all things catch up with you eventually\, and I was espied by the tall lady who is Rizzo. No escape\, despite my protests that I wasn't really t here (or all there). I could have been a hologram! Still\, I thought\, it won't be too bad - and I will always have the RA's notes (more on that dis aster later).\n\nAnyway\, back to the Circle Up: A very good turnout\, inc luding some that I hadn't seen for a long while\, most noticeably Good Hea d and Debriefed. Welcome back\, you two - or was that your bi-annual visit ? Two back\, two gone: Going Down and Piddler have now left these shores f or sunnier climes in Spain\, and we wish them every success and happiness in their golden years.\n\nIt transpired that there were many Hares\, chief (s) among them being Nice Buns\, Rizzo and Pimples. They were aided and ab etted by Muckspreader and many progeny\, their names escaping my ageing me mory! There were a lot of children (school holidays) and a good assortment of dogs\, too\, with GHR and Come Tonight bringing their lovely Goldie\, and even a spare! Didn't see Ging Gang and Goolie\, but they arrived late as usual - apparently got lost on the way\, but still found their way to t he pub afterwards. Rubbery took some hash pics of the motley assembly\, an d we were off.\n\nMorticia and I are walking wounded at the moment\, and s et off at a comfortable pace\, along with Cowpat and Nokkers - much to the disapproval of Zoë. We must have been slow because\, ahead of us\, I cou ld see Dulux\, Filth\, Nutcracker\, Know Nuts and Twisted Sister. Only Laz y Git and Squashed Balls were behind us\, but that's nothing new.\n\nUp th rough the houses we went\, across the old railway bridge and into the coun tryside. This is where it went wrong for Muckspreader. He got lost\, appar ently\, despite being one of the Hares! Up to the main road\, where we fou nd Nice Buns and Rizzo retraining as Lollipop Ladies\, seeing the old folk safely across the road. Being at the back\, and also walking the Short\, I didn't see any of the 'Longs'\, but without an appearance by Re-Entry it left the way clear for Overshot to make a bid for victory. Stiff competit ion though\, with Blown Off\, Undercovers\, Over Exposed and Bit O' Ruff i n the mix. (No\, you don't count Wet Spot!) Shaggy\, Winnie-the-Pooh and F lage do\, but they are Ladies (Ed. Scribe's capitalisation - just saying.. .) who don't partake in common competition (Ed. such flattery! Or else [en dearing] delusion... 😘) .\n\nBack in Kingsbridge\, there was an upmarke t beer stop by the Fire Station. A bevy of young beauties (also Hares\, I believe) welcomed us and lured us in with exotic drinks. It was a shame to leave\, but needs must\, and we got back to base.\n\nThere at the On Down \, I learnt - to my horror - that the RA was Olive. Bugger\, I thought: th ere goes my early night! And so it proved. To be honest\, she lost me for a while in her pre-hash ramblings. National days for this and that\, or so mething. I found myself looking around at some bemused and glassy-eyed fac es: Lactaster\, Dirty Nights and She's Ready to name a few. Even WGAS was quiet. (Ed. if only there was some other [maybe speedier...?] way of harne ssing this super-power...) Dragging myself back to reality\, I found Olive had moved on to actually mentioning the Hash. Roars of approval all round !\n\nNice Tackle was mentioned\, although I can't recall why. So was the I talian Stallion (several times!)\, so perhaps she just likes the names (Ed . yes\, I mean I can't imagine any other explanation...😆) . Apparently\ , Spotty Botty was seen rearranging her bra and contents in the car park\, but I'm inclined to think that this was a hasher's fantasy\, as she had F latface with her\, and would (surely) act unusually demurely (?). Can't Co me had no belt and couldn't keep his trousers up\, but this could have bee n another of Olive's fantasies.\n\nOvershot had booked an appointment in K ingsbridge in the afternoon\, specifically designed so that he could recce the trail and get a head start. This news was greeted with universal crie s of 'Shame' (Ed. entirely appropriately). We proceeded to sing a rapturou s rendition of 'Happy Birthday' to Barbarella. No virgins or T-shirts this week\, and it was on to the Down Downs.\n\nThere appeared to be many\, ma ny drinks (Ed. a fair number were half-pints of water\, though\, so I'm pr etty sure Pre- and Post-Christmas budgets are safe... 😅)\, so when Oliv e decided to give none to the Hares I got confused and tried to remember w ho got them. I got Olive's notes afterwards\, but they may as well have be en in hieroglyphics: they come a close second to Squashed Balls' apple or banana!\n\nI think Down Downs went to :\n\nSome Hares? (Pimples\, Nice Bun s\, Rizzo and assorted offspring)\nGing Gang - something about Sheila's Is land (who knows!)\nFilth - drinking too much red wine (is there such a thi ng?) (Ed. No)\nMarty - for running with her dog\, Mabel (who is quicker th an many hashers!)\nBarbarella - for her Birthday\nOvershot - for not being an Italian Stallion (Ed. no mention of clandestine pre-hash trail-recce-i ng\, then?)\nShaggy - (for not being an FBI\, actually ['First Bitch In' - questionable hash-related provenance...]. Or some other reason.)\nItalian Stallion - for being Olive's principal fantasy (He's been renamed HobNob) \nWet Spot - for being Wet Spot (Ed. Awww!)\n\nAt last\, it was finished. Thanks to the Hares for a great hash. The pub was thanked and\, for those who hadn't jumped into the estuary to escape\, it was ON ON to sunny (or n ot) Cornwood.\n\nGOMEZ\n\nP.S. Most of you reading this will find it hard to believe but\, 25 years ago\, Morticia and I wrote the words every week\ , printed 50 copies and handed them out at the next Hash. Times change eh? (Ed. Cripes. Although it almost sounds as though you miss the role... Alm ost as though you might be volunteering to be re-appointed to the position of Permanent SH4 Scribe...? Say no more\, G: I'll draft the petition...)\ n👣\n__________________\n\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy a choice selecti on of photos from the balmy\, team-laid Kingsbridge hash on 28 August 2024 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Faceboo k page 📸 🏃🍻\n\n \;\n\nPhoto Credit: Doggy Style\n____________ _____\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣:\n\nHASH 1485 - Cornwood\, 4 September 202 4\n\nCIRCLE UP:\nThe Cornwood Inn\nThe Square\nCornwood\nPL21 9PU\nWhat3Wo rds:\n\nON DOWN:\nAs above\n\nHares: Re-Entry\nRA: TBC\n\n🍟🍟🍟 HAS H FOOD 🍟🍟🍟:\n\nMenu:\n• Chips and chicken goujons\n• Chips an d scampi\n• Chips and sausage\n• Chips and cheese\nHope you like chips . Please let Re-Entry know if you want food.\n\nFor further info\, please see the Hash 1485 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group\, when it appears.\ n\n📝 If you're the lucky Scribe at CORNWOOD on 4 September\, please sub mit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (8 Sept)\, ideally - TVM! 📝\n\nAdd your photos of how the evening went dow n (Weds 4th Sept\, 2024) to the Hash 1485 photo album on SH4's Facebook pa ge \, courtesy: Rubbery.\n_________________\n\n👣\n\n🌟Our very own Ru sty Bottom is running the Royal Parks Half Marathon in Central London on S unday 13 October\, and is raising money in support of the miscarriage\, st illbirth and premature baby charity\, Tommy's. 🌟\n\nPlease\, if you can \, show your support for this amazing charity and the important work that it does (as well as willing Rusty's legs on to the finish line!) by donati ng whatever you feel able via the following link:\n\n🌟🌟 Jackie's fun draise for Tommy's\, the baby charity 🌟🌟\n\nOr\, if you're smart-pho ne-enabled\, simply scan the QR code below using your\nphone's camera app: \n\nWith a big THANK YOU from Rusty!\n\n👣\n_________________\nHASH DIAR Y - Upcoming Events\n\n_________________\n\nDEVON A2B\nSaturday 7th Septem ber\, 2024 (yes\, that's next weekend)\n\nA: Ellerhayes Bridge\, on the Ki llerton Estate\, EXETER EX5 4 - What3Words: assure.tent.apes\nHares: Paper work &\; Sorepoint\n_________________\n\nRAMBO SALCOMBE MARATHON 2024\n Saturday 21st September\, 2024\n\n🌟🌟 EMAILS HAVE GONE OUT IN THE LAS T COUPLE OF WEEKS TO THOSE WHO HAVE REGISTERED\, GIVING DETAILS OF HOW TO ORDER AN EVENT T-SHIRT (if you'd like one) AND IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE DAY OF THE MARATHON - PLEASE CONTACT FILTH IF YOU HAVE NOT HAD YOURS! 🌟🌟\n\n_________________\n\nDATES FOR YOUR HASH DIARY:\n\nPRE-CHRISTM AS Hash Social Weekend - 30th November 2024\n🎄\n\nPOST-CHRISTMAS Hash S ocial Weekend - 14th/15th February 2025\n\n👣\n___________________\nSH4 MercHASHdise\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly wi th a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and \, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.5 0 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee Ri zzo at the next meet for yours 👣 - If you would like to order food\, pl ease do so before the circle up. Orders need to be placed by 8pm\nThe Word s according to GOMEZ\n🌟 Scroll down to the end of this email for detail s of upcoming SH4 events\, incl. the RAMBO SALCOMBE MARATHON on 21st Septe mber 🌟\n👣\nHash 1484 - KINGSBRIDGE\n\nHmm... Been dodging the hash f or the last few weeks\, suspecting that I would get 'volunteered' for the Words (Ed. selfless of the assembled to deliver on that suspicion for you) . Thing is\, what excuse to give? Previous weeks included bad weather\, to o far to go\, same locations etc. None seemed to apply this week: lovely w eather\, not been there for a while\, and virtually on my doorstep. Decide d to go\; strategy of laying low and hiding has worked before\, why not ag ain?\n\nWell\, it appears that all things catch up with you eventually\, a nd I was espied by the tall lady who is Rizzo. No escape\, despite my prot ests that I wasn't really there (or all there). I could have been a hologr am! Still\, I thought\, it won't be too bad - and I will always have the R A's notes (more on that disaster later).\n\nAnyway\, back to the Circle Up : A very good turnout\, including some that I hadn't seen for a long while \, most noticeably Good Head and Debriefed. Welcome back\, you two - or wa s that your bi-annual visit? Two back\, two gone: Going Down and Piddler h ave now left these shores for sunnier climes in Spain\, and we wish them e very success and happiness in their golden years.\n\nIt transpired that th ere were many Hares\, chief(s) among them being Nice Buns\, Rizzo and Pimp les. They were aided and abetted by Muckspreader and many progeny\, their names escaping my ageing memory! There were a lot of children (school holi days) and a good assortment of dogs\, too\, with GHR and Come Tonight brin ging their lovely Goldie\, and even a spare! Didn't see Ging Gang and Gool ie\, but they arrived late as usual - apparently got lost on the way\, but still found their way to the pub afterwards. Rubbery took some hash pics of the motley assembly\, and we were off.\n\nMorticia and I are walking wo unded at the moment\, and set off at a comfortable pace\, along with Cowpa t and Nokkers - much to the disapproval of Zoë. We must have been slow be cause\, ahead of us\, I could see Dulux\, Filth\, Nutcracker\, Know Nuts a nd Twisted Sister. Only Lazy Git and Squashed Balls were behind us\, but t hat's nothing new.\n\nUp through the houses we went\, across the old railw ay bridge and into the countryside. This is where it went wrong for Mucksp reader. He got lost\, apparently\, despite being one of the Hares! Up to t he main road\, where we found Nice Buns and Rizzo retraining as Lollipop L adies\, seeing the old folk safely across the road. Being at the back\, an d also walking the Short\, I didn't see any of the 'Longs'\, but without a n appearance by Re-Entry it left the way clear for Overshot to make a bid for victory. Stiff competition though\, with Blown Off\, Undercovers\, Ove r Exposed and Bit O' Ruff in the mix. (No\, you don't count Wet Spot!) Sha ggy\, Winnie-the-Pooh and Flage do\, but they are Ladies (Ed. Scribe's cap italisation - just saying...) who don't partake in common competition (Ed. such flattery! Or else [endearing] delusion... 😘) .\n\nBack in Kingsbr idge\, there was an upmarket beer stop by the Fire Station. A bevy of youn g beauties (also Hares\, I believe) welcomed us and lured us in with exoti c drinks. It was a shame to leave\, but needs must\, and we got back to ba se.\n\nThere at the On Down\, I learnt - to my horror - that the RA was Ol ive. Bugger\, I thought: there goes my early night! And so it proved. To b e honest\, she lost me for a while in her pre-hash ramblings. National day s for this and that\, or something. I found myself looking around at some bemused and glassy-eyed faces: Lactaster\, Dirty Nights and She's Ready to name a few. Even WGAS was quiet. (Ed. if only there was some other [maybe speedier...?] way of harnessing this super-power...) Dragging myself back to reality\, I found Olive had moved on to actually mentioning the Hash. Roars of approval all round!\n\nNice Tackle was mentioned\, although I can 't recall why. So was the Italian Stallion (several times!)\, so perhaps s he just likes the names (Ed. yes\, I mean I can't imagine any other explan ation...😆) . Apparently\, Spotty Botty was seen rearranging her bra and contents in the car park\, but I'm inclined to think that this was a hash er's fantasy\, as she had Flatface with her\, and would (surely) act unusu ally demurely (?). Can't Come had no belt and couldn't keep his trousers u p\, but this could have been another of Olive's fantasies.\n\nOvershot had booked an appointment in Kingsbridge in the afternoon\, specifically desi gned so that he could recce the trail and get a head start. This news was greeted with universal cries of 'Shame' (Ed. entirely appropriately). We p roceeded to sing a rapturous rendition of 'Happy Birthday' to Barbarella. No virgins or T-shirts this week\, and it was on to the Down Downs.\n\nThe re appeared to be many\, many drinks (Ed. a fair number were half-pints of water\, though\, so I'm pretty sure Pre- and Post-Christmas budgets are s afe... 😅)\, so when Olive decided to give none to the Hares I got confu sed and tried to remember who got them. I got Olive's notes afterwards\, b ut they may as well have been in hieroglyphics: they come a close second t o Squashed Balls' apple or banana!\n\nI think Down Downs went to :\n\nSome Hares? (Pimples\, Nice Buns\, Rizzo and assorted offspring)\nGing Gang - something about Sheila's Island (who knows!)\nFilth - drinking too much re d wine (is there such a thing?) (Ed. No)\nMarty - for running with her dog \, Mabel (who is quicker than many hashers!)\nBarbarella - for her Birthda y\nOvershot - for not being an Italian Stallion (Ed. no mention of clandes tine pre-hash trail-recce-ing\, then?)\nShaggy - (for not being an FBI\, a ctually ['First Bitch In' - questionable hash-related provenance...]. Or s ome other reason.)\nItalian Stallion - for being Olive's principal fantasy (He's been renamed HobNob)\nWet Spot - for being Wet Spot (Ed. Awww!)\n\n At last\, it was finished. Thanks to the Hares for a great hash. The pub w as thanked and\, for those who hadn't jumped into the estuary to escape\, it was ON ON to sunny (or not) Cornwood.\n\nGOMEZ\n\nP.S. Most of you read ing this will find it hard to believe but\, 25 years ago\, Morticia and I wrote the words every week\, printed 50 copies and handed them out at the next Hash. Times change eh? (Ed. Cripes. Although it almost sounds as thou gh you miss the role... Almost as though you might be volunteering to be r e-appointed to the position of Permanent SH4 Scribe...? Say no more\, G: I 'll draft the petition...)\n👣\n__________________\n\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy a choice selection of photos from the balmy\, team-laid Kingsbr idge hash on 28 August 2024 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built pho to album on the SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃🍻\n\n \;\n\nPhoto Credit : Doggy Style\n_________________\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣:\n\nHASH 1485 - Cornwood\, 4 September 2024\n\nCIRCLE UP:\nThe Cornwood Inn\nThe Square\n Cornwood\nPL21 9PU\nWhat3Words:\n\nON DOWN:\nAs above\n\nHares: Re-Entry\n RA: TBC\n\n🍟🍟🍟 HASH FOOD 🍟🍟🍟:\n\nMenu:\n• Chips and ch icken goujons\n• Chips and scampi\n• Chips and sausage\n• Chips and cheese\nHope you like chips. Please let Re-Entry know if you want food.\n\ nFor further info\, please see the Hash 1485 event page on the SH4 Faceboo k Group\, when it appears.\n\n📝 If you're the lucky Scribe at CORNWOOD on 4 September\, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.o rg.uk by Sunday evening (8 Sept)\, ideally - TVM! 📝\n\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (Weds 4th Sept\, 2024) to the Hash 1485 photo album on SH4's Facebook page \, courtesy: Rubbery.\n_________________\n\n 👣\n\n🌟Our very own Rusty Bottom is running the Royal Parks Half Mara thon in Central London on Sunday 13 October\, and is raising money in supp ort of the miscarriage\, stillbirth and premature baby charity\, Tommy's. 🌟\n\nPlease\, if you can\, show your support for this amazing charity a nd the important work that it does (as well as willing Rusty's legs on to the finish line!) by donating whatever you feel able via the following lin k:\n\n🌟🌟 Jackie's fundraise for Tommy's\, the baby charity 🌟🌟\ n\nOr\, if you're smart-phone-enabled\, simply scan the QR code below usin g your\nphone's camera app:\n\nWith a big THANK YOU from Rusty!\n\n👣\n_ ________________\nHASH DIARY - Upcoming Events\n\n_________________\n\nDEV ON A2B\nSaturday 7th September\, 2024 (yes\, that's next weekend)\n\nA: El lerhayes Bridge\, on the Killerton Estate\, EXETER EX5 4 - What3Words: ass ure.tent.apes\nHares: Paperwork &\; Sorepoint\n_________________\n\nRAM BO SALCOMBE MARATHON 2024\nSaturday 21st September\, 2024\n\n🌟🌟 EMAI LS HAVE GONE OUT IN THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS TO THOSE WHO HAVE REGISTERED\ , GIVING DETAILS OF HOW TO ORDER AN EVENT T-SHIRT (if you'd like one) AND IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE DAY OF THE MARATHON - PLEASE CONTACT FILTH IF YOU HAVE NOT HAD YOURS! 🌟🌟\n\n_________________\n\nDATES FOR YOUR HASH DIARY:\n\nPRE-CHRISTMAS Hash Social Weekend - 30th November 2024\n 🎄\n\nPOST-CHRISTMAS Hash Social Weekend - 14th/15th February 2025\n\n 👣\n___________________\nSH4 MercHASHdise\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one.. .) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicl e in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee Rizzo at the next meet for yours 👣 CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:The Creek's End - Kingsbridge The Creek's End \,Square's Quay\, Ki ngsbridge \, TQ7 1HN GEO:50.282525;-3.776761 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Creek's End \,Square's Quay\, Kingsbridge \, TQ7 1HN\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE= The Creek's End - Kingsbridge:geo:50.282525,-3.776761 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20240331T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR