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SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1485 - Cornwood Inn
DESCRIPTION:Menu:\n\n 	Chips and chicken goujons\n 	Chips and scampi\n 	Chi
 ps and sausage\n 	Chips and cheese\n\nHope you like chips. Please let Re-E
 ntry know if you want food.\nThe Words according to GAFFER\n🌟 Scroll do
 wn to the end of this email for details of upcoming SH4 events\, incl. the
  RAMBO SALCOMBE MARATHON 21st September and further details of the Pre-Chr
 istmas Hash Bash! 🌟\n👣\nHash 1485 - CORNWOOD\n\nGreat to be back in 
 the South Hams pack after spending time relaxing on holiday - well\, I did
  manage a Hash with Malvern Hash: what a lovely bunch\, even though the ha
 re took us to the top of the Malvern hills and down again. Its always been
  an enjoyable experience seeing how other hashes do it - it's worth findin
 g a hash when on your travels.\n\nWednesday’s weather had been miserable
  all day and was just starting to brighten up prior to travelling to Cornw
 ood\, when a message was sent by Winnie the Pooh about traffic problems on
  the Southbound A38 at Ivybridge...New compass required\, Winnie! 😆\n\n
 On arrival at the Cornwood Inn car park\, I was immediately pounced on by 
 Olive: "Can you do the RA-ing?"\, she asked\, before I could say 'How love
 ly it is see you'. Shock. "I don’t know...Why?" I asked\; "We have been 
 let down at the last minute\," she said. So I agreed\, on the basis that I
  had been head-hunted\, and how could I let you lovely hashers suffer any 
 other RA\, particularly Olive\, who was holding five sheets of closely-typ
 ed A4 at the time.\n\nAs we circled up\, a large\, black off-road SUV\, dr
 iven by our GM sped into the car park and claimed half a dozen spaces. We 
 gazed in amazement as she vacated the vehicle with a shrug and exclamation
 \, "What?!".\nFlower Power (ISCAH3) \,Tom his mate and Jenny\, Bo Peep's m
 ate were welcomed into the fold\, and I was pressured\, as we all are\, to
  write this c##p.\n\nA full briefing followed by the Hare\, Re-entry\, adv
 ising us torches required and on how long and dangerous the Long was 7mile
 s\; he would be guiding on route\, but not waiting for slower runners\, wh
 o should do the Short\, which was boring and 3.5 miles\, and if you're doi
 ng the Walkers\, good luck because I don’t care: 2miles\, all checks\, o
 ne and on\, marked within 80 metres [Ed. I heard 50 metres\, just to give 
 the pot a little stir...] of check - more about that later.\n\nSo off we t
 rotted\, Shorts towards Wotter and Longs and Walkers towards Harford. Long
 s at mach-1\, as ever\, across fields and overgrown\, flooded footpaths wi
 th those irritating\, hanging brambles.\n\nAs I was with the slower Longs\
 , Re-entry gave me instructions - something about a wall. I replied\, "Yes
 \, I've already reached it"\, I was hanging... The right way\, off checks\
 , saw the Longs into Dendles Waste\, woods crossing streams in steep-sided
  gorges: Lactaster decided to jump into the depths of a stream\, rather th
 an risk the possibility of slipping in. Hob Knob\, being the Italian/Roman
  that he is\, used the bridge with an X marked: I guess he thought it was 
 '10'\, not 'Don’t cross'.\n\nAfter the second river crossing\, there wer
 e mutterings from Dirty Nights and Rizzo\, of "I don’t like this\," as\n
 we scaled a 10-metere moss-covered cliff (slight exaggeration). Once again
 \, Shaggy was taken out by a sniper leaving a nasty gash (on her knee [tur
 ned out just to be a mud-caked scar\, from a previous\, slightly more seri
 ous injury])\, fortunately not as bad as Wout Van Art descending on the Vu
 elta (Tour of Spain: proper sport).\n\nOnce we had left the moors of New W
 aste\, we hit the lanes and footpaths to which FRB’s were led at least h
 alf a mile uphill off a check by Muck Spreader. Towards the end\, when we 
 were heading away from Cornwood\, a\ncheck had us confused as no dust was 
 to be seen within 80 metres of it\, much to Re-Entry’s amusement\, who p
 ointed us in the right direction to see a spot of dust at least 20 metres 
 further on.\n\nMeanwhile\, on the Short\, latecomers - those that live the
  closest\, in Plympton - were She’s Ready (we\nspent an hour looking for
  her the next day on Tits as she turned up late)\, Genital Heat Rash and C
 ome Tonight. Bo Peep had abandoned her mate\, Jenny\, which was unfortunat
 e as confusion ensued when Marty thought what was obviously an L was an S\
 , leading her co-hasherriets Windy Puff and 1st-timer\, Jenny\, onto the t
 reacherous 7-miler. Fortunately\, the hare short-cutted them to the finish
 . On the actual Short\, Gary Glitter warned those behind “Heads!” then
  smashed her nose onto a rather large branch\; those behind just stepped o
 ver it\, minding their shins. Who would have thought\, the race was on\, a
 nd a sprint finish ensued with 1st-timer\, Tom\, taking the honours.\n\nOn
  the Walkers\, enthusiasm was waning due to fighting their way up an overg
 rown\, flooded path with minimal marks. Rubbery made the command decision\
 , 'Sack it and get back to the On Down'.\n\nBack at the pub\, Lowt'arse de
 cided to return the honours of searching\, and went out searching for over
 due Walkers.\n\nHob Knob\, soon to be a father\, and Spunky McSpunk Face\,
  soon to be a Grandfather\, left after the run due to the mother-to-be at 
 home having contractions with the baby’s head showing when they left for
  the hash [Ed. murmurs of 'priorties?' from (only) some of the assembled!]
 .\n\nDown downs were awarded to:\n\nRe-Entry - hare\nJenny - Virgin\nBo Pe
 ep - abandoning Virgin to the Short-Longs\nTom - Virgin and winner of the 
 Shorts\nSpunky McSpunkface - nominated by Gary Glitter for her violent nos
 e-to-tree experience\nLactaster - enthusiasm for jumping in streams unnece
 ssarily\n\n10:20-ish\, still no sign of Olive\, Barbarella and Ching Chong
 . They did arrive a little later.\n\nThe Long was a cracking trail\, if a 
 little long\, but it was almost the exact opposite of half of an A2B hash 
 I laid last year. Great minds!\n\nYeuck and Myself have really enjoyed the
  fun we have had with hashers on and off the trail - thanks for being such
  a great bunch of people at SH4. Please keep it like that.\n\nGAFFER\n👣
 \n__________________\n\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy a choice selection of
  photos from the decidedly more autumnal\, team-laid Cornwood hash on 4 Se
 ptember 2024 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the
  SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃🍻\n\n&nbsp\;\n\nPhoto Credit: Rubbery\n____
 _____________\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣:\n\nHASH 1486 - Buckland Tout-Sain
 ts\, 11 September 2024\n\nCIRCLE UP:\nSt Peter’s Church\,\nBuckland-Tout
 -Saints\n\nWhat3Words: ///message.remembers.baking\n\nON DOWN:\nFortescue 
 Arms\n\nHares: Rizzo and WGAS\nRA: TBC\n\nFor further info\, please see th
 e Hash 1486 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group\, when it appears.\n\n
 📝 If you're the lucky Scribe at BUCKLAND-TOUT-SAINTS on 11 September\, 
 please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday e
 vening (15 Sept)\, ideally - TVM! 📝\n\nAdd your photos of how the eveni
 ng went down (Weds 4th Sept\, 2024) to the Hash 1486 photo album on SH4's 
 Facebook page \, courtesy: Rubbery.\n_________________\n\n👣\n\n🌟Our 
 very own Rusty Bottom is running the Royal Parks Half Marathon in Central 
 London on Sunday 13 October\, and is raising money in support of the misca
 rriage\, stillbirth and premature baby charity\, Tommy's. 🌟\n\nPlease\,
  if you can\, show your support for this amazing charity and the important
  work that it does (as well as willing Rusty's legs on to the finish line!
 ) by donating whatever you feel able via the following link:\n\n🌟🌟 J
 ackie's fundraiser for Tommy's\, the baby charity 🌟🌟\n\nOr\, if you'
 re smart-phone-enabled\, simply scan the QR code below using your\nphone's
  camera app:\n\nWith a big THANK YOU from Rusty!\n\n👣\n________________
 _\nHASH DIARY - Upcoming Events\n\n_________________\n\nRAMBO SALCOMBE MAR
 ATHON 2024\nSaturday 21st September\, 2024\n\n🌟🌟 EMAILS HAVE GONE OU
 T IN THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS TO THOSE WHO HAVE REGISTERED\, GIVING DETAIL
 S OF HOW TO ORDER AN EVENT T-SHIRT (if you'd like one) AND IMPORTANT INSTR
 UCTIONS FOR THE DAY OF THE MARATHON - PLEASE CONTACT FILTH IF YOU HAVE NOT
  HAD YOURS! 🌟🌟\n\n_________________\n\nDATES FOR YOUR HASH DIARY:\n\
 nPRE-CHRISTMAS Hash Social Weekend - 30th &amp\; 31st November 2024\n🎄\
 n\nPOST-CHRISTMAS Hash Social Weekend - 14th-16th February 2025\n\n&nbsp\;
 \n\n👣\n___________________\nSH4 MercHASHdise\n\nShow your love for SH4 
 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvaila
 ble exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants o
 ne...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every ve
 hicle in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee Rizzo at the next meet for yours 👣 - M
 enu:\n\n 	Chips and chicken goujons\n 	Chips and scampi\n 	Chips and sausa
 ge\n 	Chips and cheese\n\nHope you like chips. Please let Re-Entry know if
  you want food.\nThe Words according to GAFFER\n🌟 Scroll down to the en
 d of this email for details of upcoming SH4 events\, incl. the RAMBO SALCO
 MBE MARATHON 21st September and further details of the Pre-Christmas Hash 
 Bash! 🌟\n👣\nHash 1485 - CORNWOOD\n\nGreat to be back in the South Ha
 ms pack after spending time relaxing on holiday - well\, I did manage a Ha
 sh with Malvern Hash: what a lovely bunch\, even though the hare took us t
 o the top of the Malvern hills and down again. Its always been an enjoyabl
 e experience seeing how other hashes do it - it's worth finding a hash whe
 n on your travels.\n\nWednesday’s weather had been miserable all day and
  was just starting to brighten up prior to travelling to Cornwood\, when a
  message was sent by Winnie the Pooh about traffic problems on the Southbo
 und A38 at Ivybridge...New compass required\, Winnie! 😆\n\nOn arrival a
 t the Cornwood Inn car park\, I was immediately pounced on by Olive: "Can 
 you do the RA-ing?"\, she asked\, before I could say 'How lovely it is see
  you'. Shock. "I don’t know...Why?" I asked\; "We have been let down at 
 the last minute\," she said. So I agreed\, on the basis that I had been he
 ad-hunted\, and how could I let you lovely hashers suffer any other RA\, p
 articularly Olive\, who was holding five sheets of closely-typed A4 at the
  time.\n\nAs we circled up\, a large\, black off-road SUV\, driven by our 
 GM sped into the car park and claimed half a dozen spaces. We gazed in ama
 zement as she vacated the vehicle with a shrug and exclamation\, "What?!".
 \nFlower Power (ISCAH3) \,Tom his mate and Jenny\, Bo Peep's mate were wel
 comed into the fold\, and I was pressured\, as we all are\, to write this 
 c##p.\n\nA full briefing followed by the Hare\, Re-entry\, advising us tor
 ches required and on how long and dangerous the Long was 7miles\; he would
  be guiding on route\, but not waiting for slower runners\, who should do 
 the Short\, which was boring and 3.5 miles\, and if you're doing the Walke
 rs\, good luck because I don’t care: 2miles\, all checks\, one and on\, 
 marked within 80 metres [Ed. I heard 50 metres\, just to give the pot a li
 ttle stir...] of check - more about that later.\n\nSo off we trotted\, Sho
 rts towards Wotter and Longs and Walkers towards Harford. Longs at mach-1\
 , as ever\, across fields and overgrown\, flooded footpaths with those irr
 itating\, hanging brambles.\n\nAs I was with the slower Longs\, Re-entry g
 ave me instructions - something about a wall. I replied\, "Yes\, I've alre
 ady reached it"\, I was hanging... The right way\, off checks\, saw the Lo
 ngs into Dendles Waste\, woods crossing streams in steep-sided gorges: Lac
 taster decided to jump into the depths of a stream\, rather than risk the 
 possibility of slipping in. Hob Knob\, being the Italian/Roman that he is\
 , used the bridge with an X marked: I guess he thought it was '10'\, not '
 Don’t cross'.\n\nAfter the second river crossing\, there were mutterings
  from Dirty Nights and Rizzo\, of "I don’t like this\," as\nwe scaled a 
 10-metere moss-covered cliff (slight exaggeration). Once again\, Shaggy wa
 s taken out by a sniper leaving a nasty gash (on her knee [turned out just
  to be a mud-caked scar\, from a previous\, slightly more serious injury])
 \, fortunately not as bad as Wout Van Art descending on the Vuelta (Tour o
 f Spain: proper sport).\n\nOnce we had left the moors of New Waste\, we hi
 t the lanes and footpaths to which FRB’s were led at least half a mile u
 phill off a check by Muck Spreader. Towards the end\, when we were heading
  away from Cornwood\, a\ncheck had us confused as no dust was to be seen w
 ithin 80 metres of it\, much to Re-Entry’s amusement\, who pointed us in
  the right direction to see a spot of dust at least 20 metres further on.\
 n\nMeanwhile\, on the Short\, latecomers - those that live the closest\, i
 n Plympton - were She’s Ready (we\nspent an hour looking for her the nex
 t day on Tits as she turned up late)\, Genital Heat Rash and Come Tonight.
  Bo Peep had abandoned her mate\, Jenny\, which was unfortunate as confusi
 on ensued when Marty thought what was obviously an L was an S\, leading he
 r co-hasherriets Windy Puff and 1st-timer\, Jenny\, onto the treacherous 7
 -miler. Fortunately\, the hare short-cutted them to the finish. On the act
 ual Short\, Gary Glitter warned those behind “Heads!” then smashed her
  nose onto a rather large branch\; those behind just stepped over it\, min
 ding their shins. Who would have thought\, the race was on\, and a sprint 
 finish ensued with 1st-timer\, Tom\, taking the honours.\n\nOn the Walkers
 \, enthusiasm was waning due to fighting their way up an overgrown\, flood
 ed path with minimal marks. Rubbery made the command decision\, 'Sack it a
 nd get back to the On Down'.\n\nBack at the pub\, Lowt'arse decided to ret
 urn the honours of searching\, and went out searching for overdue Walkers.
 \n\nHob Knob\, soon to be a father\, and Spunky McSpunk Face\, soon to be 
 a Grandfather\, left after the run due to the mother-to-be at home having 
 contractions with the baby’s head showing when they left for the hash [E
 d. murmurs of 'priorties?' from (only) some of the assembled!].\n\nDown do
 wns were awarded to:\n\nRe-Entry - hare\nJenny - Virgin\nBo Peep - abandon
 ing Virgin to the Short-Longs\nTom - Virgin and winner of the Shorts\nSpun
 ky McSpunkface - nominated by Gary Glitter for her violent nose-to-tree ex
 perience\nLactaster - enthusiasm for jumping in streams unnecessarily\n\n1
 0:20-ish\, still no sign of Olive\, Barbarella and Ching Chong. They did a
 rrive a little later.\n\nThe Long was a cracking trail\, if a little long\
 , but it was almost the exact opposite of half of an A2B hash I laid last 
 year. Great minds!\n\nYeuck and Myself have really enjoyed the fun we have
  had with hashers on and off the trail - thanks for being such a great bun
 ch of people at SH4. Please keep it like that.\n\nGAFFER\n👣\n__________
 ________\n\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy a choice selection of photos from
  the decidedly more autumnal\, team-laid Cornwood hash on 4 September 2024
  by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Faceboo
 k page 📸 🏃🍻\n\n&nbsp\;\n\nPhoto Credit: Rubbery\n________________
 _\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣:\n\nHASH 1486 - Buckland Tout-Saints\, 11 Sept
 ember 2024\n\nCIRCLE UP:\nSt Peter’s Church\,\nBuckland-Tout-Saints\n\nW
 hat3Words: ///message.remembers.baking\n\nON DOWN:\nFortescue Arms\n\nHare
 s: Rizzo and WGAS\nRA: TBC\n\nFor further info\, please see the Hash 1486 
 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group\, when it appears.\n\n📝 If you're 
 the lucky Scribe at BUCKLAND-TOUT-SAINTS on 11 September\, please submit y
 our edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (15 Sept
 )\, ideally - TVM! 📝\n\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (W
 eds 4th Sept\, 2024) to the Hash 1486 photo album on SH4's Facebook page \
 , courtesy: Rubbery.\n_________________\n\n👣\n\n🌟Our very own Rusty 
 Bottom is running the Royal Parks Half Marathon in Central London on Sunda
 y 13 October\, and is raising money in support of the miscarriage\, stillb
 irth and premature baby charity\, Tommy's. 🌟\n\nPlease\, if you can\, s
 how your support for this amazing charity and the important work that it d
 oes (as well as willing Rusty's legs on to the finish line!) by donating w
 hatever you feel able via the following link:\n\n🌟🌟 Jackie's fundrai
 ser for Tommy's\, the baby charity 🌟🌟\n\nOr\, if you're smart-phone-
 enabled\, simply scan the QR code below using your\nphone's camera app:\n\
 nWith a big THANK YOU from Rusty!\n\n👣\n_________________\nHASH DIARY -
  Upcoming Events\n\n_________________\n\nRAMBO SALCOMBE MARATHON 2024\nSat
 urday 21st September\, 2024\n\n🌟🌟 EMAILS HAVE GONE OUT IN THE LAST C
 OUPLE OF WEEKS TO THOSE WHO HAVE REGISTERED\, GIVING DETAILS OF HOW TO ORD
 ER AN EVENT T-SHIRT (if you'd like one) AND IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE
  DAY OF THE MARATHON - PLEASE CONTACT FILTH IF YOU HAVE NOT HAD YOURS! 
 🌟🌟\n\n_________________\n\nDATES FOR YOUR HASH DIARY:\n\nPRE-CHRISTM
 AS Hash Social Weekend - 30th &amp\; 31st November 2024\n🎄\n\nPOST-CHRI
 STMAS Hash Social Weekend - 14th-16th February 2025\n\n&nbsp\;\n\n👣\n__
 _________________\nSH4 MercHASHdise\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear you
 r membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusiv
 ely to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for t
 he bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in you
 r fleet! 😊\n\nSee Rizzo at the next meet for yours 👣
CATEGORIES:Hash Trails
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