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SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1488 - Pickwick Inn
DESCRIPTION:The Words according to NOKKERS\n🌟 Scroll down to the end of 
 this email for details of upcoming SH4 events\, incl. the fantastic Pre-Ch
 ristmas Lube Weekend AND 1500th Hash Celebration and Post-Christmas Hash B
 ash 🌟\n👣\n\n🌟 Don't forget to order your amazing 1500 hashes t-sh
 irt - exclusively created for us by SH4's resident graphic-designer\, the 
 talented Overshot - see below for further details! 🌟\n_________________
 _______________________\nHash 1488 - ST. ANN'S CHAPEL\n\nCircle up\nA good
  number of hashers turned up on a damp\, dark evening at St Ann’s Chapel
 \, including the marathoners from Rambo’s Salcombe Marathon\, which was 
 held on Saturday (more later). Some visitors and Virgins were also welcome
 d.\n\nWetspot was compared to a pencil by GM Rizzo in the weekly joke (can
 ’t remember the punchline\, but many options were viciously shouted out 
 by the assembled group. However\, in these politically correct times\, it 
 should be remembered that even Wetspot might have feelings). (Ed. generous
 ...😘)\n\nOlive was seen to be doing a striptease in the car park. (Ed. 
 what's new...? 😆)\n\nHares\, Nutcracker and Know Nuts\, gave instructio
 ns and distances on what must have been a very wet lay earlier that day.\n
 ________________________________________\nCaution!\nJust as eager hashers 
 were about to set off\, dogs chomping at the bit\, Hash Flash Rubbery step
 ped forward and called for everyone’s attention\, demanding to see their
  faces. Was this a photo opportunity? No\, it was to remind hashers to mak
 e sure they had a phone\, torch\, buddy and even a tracker device (dog?) w
 hen they set out on the hash. Know Nuts stepped forward to say that there 
 are no rules in hashing\, but he was quickly pulled back in line by Nutcra
 cker. (Make your own conclusions who wears the trousers in that relationsh
 ip!)\n________________________________________\nOut on the Hash\nPencil-sh
 arp Wetspot and Dimmers apparently talked their way around the hash\, stil
 l claiming that they were ‘athletes coming through’ each time they app
 roached a group of hashers (Ed. if you say it enough\, one day it might co
 me true\, right...?) Wetspot also cruelly told Gary Glitter she was going 
 the wrong way. Gaffer was reported to be doing yoga moves and belly-dancin
 g whilst hashing (Ed. show-off) - maybe some form of hash foreplay for lat
 er with Yeuck\, who was apparently lost in a field looking for a gate.\n\n
 Second Coming went commando (👀). He was seen to be hashing with bare fe
 et\, and later claimed he’d forgotten his t-shirt and pants. His dog app
 arently peed all the way around the hash\, probably to cover the smell of 
 his owner’s feet.\n\nCan’t Come choked on a moth (Ed. Tsk. Rookie erro
 r. Moths are not to be ingested without an accompanying pint - you just ne
 ed to be patient and wait until the pub. Also\, FYI\, they won't help you 
 see in the dark). Lots of flying insects were reported to have tormented u
 nsuspecting hashers.\n________________________________________\nDrugs\nSom
 e hashers on Rambo’s Salcombe Marathon were reported to have been taking
  pain-killers in order to finish the course. Undercovers claims he smeared
  himself in pain-relief gel to complete the Marathon. He obviously overdos
 ed\, though\, as he later suffered from delusions\, claiming a small child
  was offering him Crystal Meth (Ed. oddly\, Undercovers' review of the Mar
 athon wasn't requested for next year's event publicity...). Must have been
  reliving his days as a London cop. Marty was also known to have been ‘t
 ripping’ around the hash\, blaming it on the dog.\n_____________________
 ___________________\nGary Glitter RA\nBalancing precariously on a stool\, 
 Gary Glitter gave a round-up of the above events. The pub was thanked\, an
 d the weather - for not raining on the hash. Gary Glitter was still recove
 ring from having Kevin the dog’s willy in her face when she bent down to
  tie her shoelace. No lewd comments here! Oui Oui was mentioned for using 
 the men’s toilet\, and Goolie was prevented from causing embarrassment b
 y a diligent Sex Wax who was guarding the door. Whether or not Goolie used
  the Ladies' in retaliation is his secret.\n\nChing Chong was pointed out 
 for wearing a Christmas jumper three months early in keeping with the Come
  Early (Ed. nice one\, Nokkers) trend in their house! Youngster Pick Pocke
 t also completed the Marathon on Saturday at the age of fifteen (👏).\n\
 nFinally\, Know Nuts was awarded a 400 t-shirt. (Ed. Woohoo! Congratulatio
 ns\, KN!)\n________________________________________\nDown Downs\nNutcracke
 r - Hare - nominated Lactaster for completing Rambo Marathon.\nKnow Nuts -
  Hare\nWetspot - for being a pencil\nCan’t Come - for eating moths\nSeco
 nd Coming - for no shoes or clothes\nGaffer - for belly-dancing\nUndercove
 rs - for drug over-dosing\nOui Oui - for weeing\n\n_______________________
 _________________\n\nHash Hounds Quiz\nSo you know your fellow hashers\, b
 ut can you pair the pooch with the owner?\n\nFen -------------------\nToby
  -----------------\nZoe -------------------\nMable ---------------\nTor --
 -----------------\nKevin __________\nPasco __________\n\nMarty\, Doggy Sty
 le\, Pi\, Re-entry\, Second Coming\, Gomez &amp\; Morticia\, GHR\n(Apologi
 es to any dogs left out.)\n\n- NOKKERS Newshound Extraordinaire\n👣\n___
 _______________\n\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy a choice selection of phot
 os from the St. Ann's Chapel hash on 25 September 2024 by checking out Has
 h Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃🍻
 \n\n&nbsp\;\n\nPhoto Credit: Rubbery\n_________________\n\nNext SH4 Hash 
 🐷👣:\n\nHASH 1489 - Barberton\, 2 October 2024\n\nCIRCLE UP:\nThe Chu
 rch House Inn\nHarberton\nTotnes\nTQ9 7SF\n\nTel: 01803 840231\nWhat3Words
 :ozone.latest.bibs\n\nON DOWN:\nAs above\n\nHares: Fob Jockey and Whispere
 r\nRA: TBC\n\n🍟 🧀 🍟 Hash Food 🍟 🧀 🍟\n\nWatch this space.
 ..Or\, rather\, the Facebook Messenger group and Event page for updates.\n
 \nFor further info\, please see the Hash 1489 event page on the SH4 Facebo
 ok Group.\n\n📝 If you're the lucky Scribe at HARBERTON on 2 October\, p
 lease submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday ev
 ening (6 October)\, ideally - TVM! 📝\n\nAdd your photos of how the even
 ing went down (Weds 2nd Oct\, 2024) to the Hash 1489 photo album on SH4's 
 Facebook page \, courtesy: Rubbery.\n👣\n_______________________________
 _________\n\n👣 - PARISH NOTICES - 👣\n\nSH4 1500 T-shirts\n\nFor anyo
 ne who's not yet been introduced to these exciting SH4-milestone T-shirts\
 , please see Front (L) and Back (R) designs below.\n\nPrices will be aroun
 d the £17 mark (TBC)\, depending on the number of orders secured\, and ar
 e available with or without the go-faster red flash on the sleeve (deluxe 
 version!) in the usual sizes...\n\nSee Overshot or the GM for further deta
 ils and to order yours!\n\n_________________\n\n👣\n\n🌟Our very own R
 usty Bottom is running the Royal Parks Half Marathon in Central London on 
 Sunday 13 October\, and is raising money in support of the miscarriage\, s
 tillbirth and premature baby charity\, Tommy's. 🌟\n\nPlease\, if you ca
 n\, show your support for this amazing charity and the important work that
  it does (as well as willing Rusty's legs on to the finish line!) by donat
 ing whatever you feel able via the following link:\n\n🌟🌟 Jackie's fu
 ndraiser for Tommy's\, the baby charity 🌟🌟\n\nOr\, if you're smart-p
 hone-enabled\, simply scan the QR code below using your\nphone's camera ap
 p:\n\nWith a big THANK YOU from Rusty!\n\n👣\n_________________\nHASH DI
 ARY - Upcoming Events\n\n_________________\n\nDATES FOR YOUR HASH DIARY:\n
 \nPRE-CHRISTMAS Hash Social Weekend AND 1500th Hash - 30th Nov - 1st Dec 2
 024\n\n🌟 BOOK YOUR PLACE NOW FOR THE BEST-VALUE WEEKEND\nOF HASHING AND
  FESTIVE FUN IN THE SOUTH HAMS! 🌟\n\nWatch this space for details of an
  Olympics-inspired Games Agenda - coming soon!\n\n🎄\n\nPOST-CHRISTMAS H
 ash Bash Weekend - 14th-16th February 2025\n\n&nbsp\;\n\n👣\n___________
 ________\nSH4 MercHASHdise\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your members
 hip proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH
 4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargai
 n sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 
 😊\n\nSee Rizzo at the next meet for yours 👣\n\n_____________________
  - The Words according to NOKKERS\n🌟 Scroll down to the end of this ema
 il for details of upcoming SH4 events\, incl. the fantastic Pre-Christmas 
 Lube Weekend AND 1500th Hash Celebration and Post-Christmas Hash Bash 🌟
 \n👣\n\n🌟 Don't forget to order your amazing 1500 hashes t-shirt - ex
 clusively created for us by SH4's resident graphic-designer\, the talented
  Overshot - see below for further details! 🌟\n_________________________
 _______________\nHash 1488 - ST. ANN'S CHAPEL\n\nCircle up\nA good number 
 of hashers turned up on a damp\, dark evening at St Ann’s Chapel\, inclu
 ding the marathoners from Rambo’s Salcombe Marathon\, which was held on 
 Saturday (more later). Some visitors and Virgins were also welcomed.\n\nWe
 tspot was compared to a pencil by GM Rizzo in the weekly joke (can’t rem
 ember the punchline\, but many options were viciously shouted out by the a
 ssembled group. However\, in these politically correct times\, it should b
 e remembered that even Wetspot might have feelings). (Ed. generous...😘)
 \n\nOlive was seen to be doing a striptease in the car park. (Ed. what's n
 ew...? 😆)\n\nHares\, Nutcracker and Know Nuts\, gave instructions and d
 istances on what must have been a very wet lay earlier that day.\n________
 ________________________________\nCaution!\nJust as eager hashers were abo
 ut to set off\, dogs chomping at the bit\, Hash Flash Rubbery stepped forw
 ard and called for everyone’s attention\, demanding to see their faces. 
 Was this a photo opportunity? No\, it was to remind hashers to make sure t
 hey had a phone\, torch\, buddy and even a tracker device (dog?) when they
  set out on the hash. Know Nuts stepped forward to say that there are no r
 ules in hashing\, but he was quickly pulled back in line by Nutcracker. (M
 ake your own conclusions who wears the trousers in that relationship!)\n__
 ______________________________________\nOut on the Hash\nPencil-sharp Wets
 pot and Dimmers apparently talked their way around the hash\, still claimi
 ng that they were ‘athletes coming through’ each time they approached 
 a group of hashers (Ed. if you say it enough\, one day it might come true\
 , right...?) Wetspot also cruelly told Gary Glitter she was going the wron
 g way. Gaffer was reported to be doing yoga moves and belly-dancing whilst
  hashing (Ed. show-off) - maybe some form of hash foreplay for later with 
 Yeuck\, who was apparently lost in a field looking for a gate.\n\nSecond C
 oming went commando (👀). He was seen to be hashing with bare feet\, and
  later claimed he’d forgotten his t-shirt and pants. His dog apparently 
 peed all the way around the hash\, probably to cover the smell of his owne
 r’s feet.\n\nCan’t Come choked on a moth (Ed. Tsk. Rookie error. Moths
  are not to be ingested without an accompanying pint - you just need to be
  patient and wait until the pub. Also\, FYI\, they won't help you see in t
 he dark). Lots of flying insects were reported to have tormented unsuspect
 ing hashers.\n________________________________________\nDrugs\nSome hasher
 s on Rambo’s Salcombe Marathon were reported to have been taking pain-ki
 llers in order to finish the course. Undercovers claims he smeared himself
  in pain-relief gel to complete the Marathon. He obviously overdosed\, tho
 ugh\, as he later suffered from delusions\, claiming a small child was off
 ering him Crystal Meth (Ed. oddly\, Undercovers' review of the Marathon wa
 sn't requested for next year's event publicity...). Must have been relivin
 g his days as a London cop. Marty was also known to have been ‘tripping
 ’ around the hash\, blaming it on the dog.\n____________________________
 ____________\nGary Glitter RA\nBalancing precariously on a stool\, Gary Gl
 itter gave a round-up of the above events. The pub was thanked\, and the w
 eather - for not raining on the hash. Gary Glitter was still recovering fr
 om having Kevin the dog’s willy in her face when she bent down to tie he
 r shoelace. No lewd comments here! Oui Oui was mentioned for using the men
 ’s toilet\, and Goolie was prevented from causing embarrassment by a dil
 igent Sex Wax who was guarding the door. Whether or not Goolie used the La
 dies' in retaliation is his secret.\n\nChing Chong was pointed out for wea
 ring a Christmas jumper three months early in keeping with the Come Early 
 (Ed. nice one\, Nokkers) trend in their house! Youngster Pick Pocket also 
 completed the Marathon on Saturday at the age of fifteen (👏).\n\nFinall
 y\, Know Nuts was awarded a 400 t-shirt. (Ed. Woohoo! Congratulations\, KN
 !)\n________________________________________\nDown Downs\nNutcracker - Har
 e - nominated Lactaster for completing Rambo Marathon.\nKnow Nuts - Hare\n
 Wetspot - for being a pencil\nCan’t Come - for eating moths\nSecond Comi
 ng - for no shoes or clothes\nGaffer - for belly-dancing\nUndercovers - fo
 r drug over-dosing\nOui Oui - for weeing\n\n______________________________
 __________\n\nHash Hounds Quiz\nSo you know your fellow hashers\, but can 
 you pair the pooch with the owner?\n\nFen -------------------\nToby ------
 -----------\nZoe -------------------\nMable ---------------\nTor ---------
 ----------\nKevin __________\nPasco __________\n\nMarty\, Doggy Style\, Pi
 \, Re-entry\, Second Coming\, Gomez &amp\; Morticia\, GHR\n(Apologies to a
 ny dogs left out.)\n\n- NOKKERS Newshound Extraordinaire\n👣\n__________
 ________\n\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy a choice selection of photos from
  the St. Ann's Chapel hash on 25 September 2024 by checking out Hash Flash
 's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃🍻\n\n&nb
 sp\;\n\nPhoto Credit: Rubbery\n_________________\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣
 :\n\nHASH 1489 - Barberton\, 2 October 2024\n\nCIRCLE UP:\nThe Church Hous
 e Inn\nHarberton\nTotnes\nTQ9 7SF\n\nTel: 01803 840231\nWhat3Words:ozone.l
 atest.bibs\n\nON DOWN:\nAs above\n\nHares: Fob Jockey and Whisperer\nRA: T
 BC\n\n🍟 🧀 🍟 Hash Food 🍟 🧀 🍟\n\nWatch this space...Or\, r
 ather\, the Facebook Messenger group and Event page for updates.\n\nFor fu
 rther info\, please see the Hash 1489 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group
 .\n\n📝 If you're the lucky Scribe at HARBERTON on 2 October\, please su
 bmit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (6
  October)\, ideally - TVM! 📝\n\nAdd your photos of how the evening went
  down (Weds 2nd Oct\, 2024) to the Hash 1489 photo album on SH4's Facebook
  page \, courtesy: Rubbery.\n👣\n_______________________________________
 _\n\n👣 - PARISH NOTICES - 👣\n\nSH4 1500 T-shirts\n\nFor anyone who's
  not yet been introduced to these exciting SH4-milestone T-shirts\, please
  see Front (L) and Back (R) designs below.\n\nPrices will be around the £
 17 mark (TBC)\, depending on the number of orders secured\, and are availa
 ble with or without the go-faster red flash on the sleeve (deluxe version!
 ) in the usual sizes...\n\nSee Overshot or the GM for further details and 
 to order yours!\n\n_________________\n\n👣\n\n🌟Our very own Rusty Bot
 tom is running the Royal Parks Half Marathon in Central London on Sunday 1
 3 October\, and is raising money in support of the miscarriage\, stillbirt
 h and premature baby charity\, Tommy's. 🌟\n\nPlease\, if you can\, show
  your support for this amazing charity and the important work that it does
  (as well as willing Rusty's legs on to the finish line!) by donating what
 ever you feel able via the following link:\n\n🌟🌟 Jackie's fundraiser
  for Tommy's\, the baby charity 🌟🌟\n\nOr\, if you're smart-phone-ena
 bled\, simply scan the QR code below using your\nphone's camera app:\n\nWi
 th a big THANK YOU from Rusty!\n\n👣\n_________________\nHASH DIARY - Up
 coming Events\n\n_________________\n\nDATES FOR YOUR HASH DIARY:\n\nPRE-CH
 RISTMAS Hash Social Weekend AND 1500th Hash - 30th Nov - 1st Dec 2024\n\n
 🌟 BOOK YOUR PLACE NOW FOR THE BEST-VALUE WEEKEND\nOF HASHING AND FESTIV
 E FUN IN THE SOUTH HAMS! 🌟\n\nWatch this space for details of an Olympi
 cs-inspired Games Agenda - coming soon!\n\n🎄\n\nPOST-CHRISTMAS Hash Bas
 h Weekend - 14th-16th February 2025\n\n&nbsp\;\n\n👣\n__________________
 _\nSH4 MercHASHdise\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership pro
 udly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 membe
 rs (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum o
 f £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n\
 nSee Rizzo at the next meet for yours 👣\n\n_____________________
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