BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:531@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20241030T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20241030T230000 DTSTAMP:20241106T182822Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1493/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1493 - Fortescue Arms DESCRIPTION:The Words according to LAZY GIT\n🌟 If you are signed up for the Post-Xmas Hash Bash weekend in Torquay and have not yet paid your Β£50 .00 deposit\, please get in touch with Filth ASAP. It is really important that payment is received now in order to ensure that we don't lose the ven ue booking. Thank you! 🌟\n\n________________________________________\n 🌟 πŸ‘£ 🌟\nHASH 1493 - EAST ALLINGTON\n\n[Before anyone flexes their fingers to tap out a triumphant litany of corrections to perceived typos/o ther errors in the below\, just a note that these 'anomalies' have been pr eserved as a deliberate feature of this week's Scribe's authorial artistry . (If you don't like it\, I believe role of Scribe is up for grabs on Wedn esday...πŸ˜‰) Love\, Ed.]\n\nWe circled up East of Allington [Ed. accordin g to Google maps\, we were very much West of Allington...but since when ha ve we let a trifling matter like geography interfere with hash proceedings ?]. Rhino [Rizzo] regaled us with another side-splitting joke from her old Christmas cracker selection\, and we welcomed back some migrants from Fra nce.\n\nPing Pong [Ching Chong] and Busty Rotten [Rusty Bottom] called the register and off we went.\n\nFluffy Lice [Fluffy Dice] got a chilly willy at the Chilley farm\; Knackered Rabbit [Tyred Bunny] was trying to look a fter a Virgin (in E. Allington???)\; Over Come [Overshot's super-stressed- out cousin?] had time for some outdoor housework on the way round\; Willy Wafer [Willy Waiver's less well-nourished twin?] couldn't figure out how g ates open so climbed over - must have missed that lecture at architect col lege\; there was some horsing around a field\, and Weak Spot [Wet Spot\, d uring a national lentil shortage?] hiding in a horse box to frighten hashe rs\, but they didn't go his way [Ed. they seldom do...].\n\nBack at the pu b [The Fortecue Inn]\, a support group had formed for Can't Come\, Know Nu ts and Half Hard\, with Just Horny\, Second Coming\, Come Tonight\, Shaggy and Nice Tackle all giving their support. (Ed. amazing that some of these hashers were able to be so solicitous so remotely. And so unwittingly... πŸ˜‚ )\n\nAnother rather smelly group led by Who's Had a Shit [WGAS] and M uck Spreader being counselled by Winnie Who's Poo [Winnie the Pooh]. [Ed. Lost the RA's notes by any chance\, LG...? πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ ]\n\nCan't Come was o ur RA for the evening\, and we sang the usual melodious happy birthday to Iced Buns [Nice Buns].\n\nGaffer Tape [Gaffer] was awarded a 300 T-shirt i n yellow\, which clashed horribly with his cinnamon tan! [Ed. all those ex otic holidays come at a price...😘] This means\, under new rules\, that he has done no less than 300 hashes\, and maybe more. Never knowingly over -stated! [Ed. Nice little nod to upcoming festive-advert-season\, too - we ll done\, LG!]\n\nDown Downs went to:\nMuck Spreader and Nice Buns for a g reat trail [Ed. hear\, hear! Although still recovering from the fact that blood makes a surprisingly fizzy cocktail ingredient πŸ‘€]\;\nFrenchy for returning to the homeland\;\nGaffer for his 300 [&\; etc.] runs\;\nWill y Waiver for failing to work out how gates work [Ed. although WW not alone in being so challenged...] \;\nImelda for not realising head torches need re-charging.\n\nOn-on to The Mountain Inn at Lutton. Not much parking!\n\ nLAZY GIT [Ed. Indolent Miscreant]\n\nPhoto credit: Nice Buns\n___________ ______\nπŸ‘£\n\nπŸƒ πŸ“Έ 🍻 You can enjoy a choice selection of photos from the eery East Allington hash on 30th October 2024 by checking out Has h Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page πŸ“Έ πŸƒπŸ» \n\n________________________________________\n\nNext SH4 Hash πŸ·πŸ‘£:\n\ nHASH 1494 - LUTTON\, 6th November 2024\n\nCIRCLE UP:\nThe Mountain Inn\nO ld Chapel Road\,\nLutton\,\nIvybridge\nPL21 9SA\nPub Tel: 01548 844686\nWh at3Words: slipping.remission.protester\nON DOWN:\nAs above.\n\nHares: Dulu x and Jelly Baby\nRA: TBC\n\nHASH FOOD:\nANY PIZZA for the bargain special price of Β£10.00\; the pub is also doing chips for Β£4.50.\nPre-orders to Dulux before the hash\, please!\n\nFor further info\, please see the Hash 1493 event page on theSH4 Facebook Group.\n\nπŸ“ If you're the lucky Scr ibe at LUTTON on 6th November\, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (11th November)\, ideally - TVM! πŸ“\n\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (Weds 6th November\, 2024) to the Hash 1494 photo album on SH4's Facebook page \, courtesy: Rub bery.\nπŸ‘£\n________________________________________\n\nπŸ‘£ - PARISH NOT ICES - πŸ‘£\n\n_________________\n\nHASH DIARY - Upcoming Events\n\n🌟 πŸŽ„β›„PRE-CHRISTMAS HASH WEEKEND β›„πŸŽ„ 🌟\nAND\n1500th Hash - 30th No v - 1st Dec 2024\n\nπŸŽ„\n\nPOST-CHRISTMAS Hash Bash Weekend - 14th-16th F ebruary 2025\n\nIf you have booked your spot for this snazzy SH4 getaway b ut haven't yet paid your deposit\, please send your Β£50 asap to the SH4 b ank account\, quoting your hash name and ping a quick message to Hash Cash to confirm:\n\nPayment to SH4 Bank Account:\nAcc. no.: 00263482 Sort code : 30-94-72\n\nπŸ‘£\n___________________\n_________________________________ _______\n\nπŸ»πŸŽ‰πŸ“£ AGPU πŸ“£πŸŽ‰πŸ»\n\nThis year's Annual General P* ss Up (AGPU) is planned for 13th November\, at the Station House Hotel and Cafe Bar\, South Brent - more details to follow.\n\nAs per a conventional AGM\, the entire Mis-management committee will stand down and nominations will be made for new committee members\, any re-appointments and the GM r ole.\n\nThere will be sign-up sheets circulating in the pub at each SH4 ha sh from this week until the AGPU for you to jot your name down if you fanc y taking on any of the committee roles.\n\nPlease do give some thought to stepping up to the committee\, and feel free to chat to any members of the current committee (and/or past Mis-management) to find out a bit more abo ut what each of the roles entails. This is your chance! 😊πŸ’ͺπŸƒ\n\n__ ______________________________________\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n\nPlea se make a note of the new SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\ n\n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n\nUse this number to cal l for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run .\n\nπŸ‘£\n\n🌟 Don't f orget to see Rusty Bottom or Ching Chong before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by ou r very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n\nDon't forget to also check back in with the 'On Secs you're safely back. 🌟\n\nπŸ‘£\n\nThere is now pre tty hefty Health &\; Safety portion of the SH4 website: Stayin' Alive - this has been created in response to calls for more robust health and saf ety considerations - and mechanisms - from the hash.\n\nThe committee acce pts that to some these may seem excessive\, while others may think they do n't go far enough. They are very much a work in progress\, and (constructi ve 😘) feedback from the hash is very much welcomed.\n\nOther areas that have been updated on the website are the home page ('On Home') - to inclu de a 'pocket guide' to H&\;S\; minor updates to the Hash Orders Rules a nd Expectations page ('Hores [rules]')\; and the 'How to Lay a Trail' page ('Hide and Sweep' section and incl. new 'Hare Ye Well' section at the end of the page).\n\nPlease do have a read and feel free to share your though ts about how they might be further improved/clarified/(shortened!). Answer s on a postcard...or\, more effectively\, submit via the website: gm@sh4.o rg.uk or speak directly to a member of the committee.\n\nπŸ‘£\n___________ _____________________________\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise\n\nShow your love for SH 4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvai lable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of Β£0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee Rizzo at the next meet for yours.\n\n πŸ‘£\n\n_____________________ - The Words according to LAZY GIT\n🌟 If y ou are signed up for the Post-Xmas Hash Bash weekend in Torquay and have n ot yet paid your Β£50.00 deposit\, please get in touch with Filth ASAP. It is really important that payment is received now in order to ensure that we don't lose the venue booking. Thank you! 🌟\n\n______________________ __________________\n🌟 πŸ‘£ 🌟\nHASH 1493 - EAST ALLINGTON\n\n[Before anyone flexes their fingers to tap out a triumphant litany of corrections to perceived typos/other errors in the below\, just a note that these 'ano malies' have been preserved as a deliberate feature of this week's Scribe' s authorial artistry. (If you don't like it\, I believe role of Scribe is up for grabs on Wednesday...πŸ˜‰) Love\, Ed.]\n\nWe circled up East of All ington [Ed. according to Google maps\, we were very much West of Allington ...but since when have we let a trifling matter like geography interfere w ith hash proceedings?]. Rhino [Rizzo] regaled us with another side-splitti ng joke from her old Christmas cracker selection\, and we welcomed back so me migrants from France.\n\nPing Pong [Ching Chong] and Busty Rotten [Rust y Bottom] called the register and off we went.\n\nFluffy Lice [Fluffy Dice ] got a chilly willy at the Chilley farm\; Knackered Rabbit [Tyred Bunny] was trying to look after a Virgin (in E. Allington???)\; Over Come [Oversh ot's super-stressed-out cousin?] had time for some outdoor housework on th e way round\; Willy Wafer [Willy Waiver's less well-nourished twin?] could n't figure out how gates open so climbed over - must have missed that lect ure at architect college\; there was some horsing around a field\, and Wea k Spot [Wet Spot\, during a national lentil shortage?] hiding in a horse b ox to frighten hashers\, but they didn't go his way [Ed. they seldom do... ].\n\nBack at the pub [The Fortecue Inn]\, a support group had formed for Can't Come\, Know Nuts and Half Hard\, with Just Horny\, Second Coming\, C ome Tonight\, Shaggy and Nice Tackle all giving their support. (Ed. amazin g that some of these hashers were able to be so solicitous so remotely. An d so unwittingly...πŸ˜‚ )\n\nAnother rather smelly group led by Who's Had a Shit [WGAS] and Muck Spreader being counselled by Winnie Who's Poo [Winn ie the Pooh]. [Ed. Lost the RA's notes by any chance\, LG...? πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ ]\ n\nCan't Come was our RA for the evening\, and we sang the usual melodious happy birthday to Iced Buns [Nice Buns].\n\nGaffer Tape [Gaffer] was awar ded a 300 T-shirt in yellow\, which clashed horribly with his cinnamon tan ! [Ed. all those exotic holidays come at a price...😘] This means\, unde r new rules\, that he has done no less than 300 hashes\, and maybe more. N ever knowingly over-stated! [Ed. Nice little nod to upcoming festive-adver t-season\, too - well done\, LG!]\n\nDown Downs went to:\nMuck Spreader an d Nice Buns for a great trail [Ed. hear\, hear! Although still recovering from the fact that blood makes a surprisingly fizzy cocktail ingredient πŸ‘€]\;\nFrenchy for returning to the homeland\;\nGaffer for his 300 [& \; etc.] runs\;\nWilly Waiver for failing to work out how gates work [Ed. although WW not alone in being so challenged...] \;\nImelda for not realis ing head torches need re-charging.\n\nOn-on to The Mountain Inn at Lutton. Not much parking!\n\nLAZY GIT [Ed. Indolent Miscreant]\n\nPhoto credit: N ice Buns\n_________________\nπŸ‘£\n\nπŸƒ πŸ“Έ 🍻 You can enjoy a choice selection of photos from the eery East Allington hash on 30th October 202 4 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebo ok page πŸ“Έ πŸƒπŸ»\n\n________________________________________\n\nNext SH4 Hash πŸ·πŸ‘£:\n\nHASH 1494 - LUTTON\, 6th November 2024\n\nCIRCLE UP: \nThe Mountain Inn\nOld Chapel Road\,\nLutton\,\nIvybridge\nPL21 9SA\nPub Tel: 01548 844686\nWhat3Words: slipping.remission.protester\nON DOWN:\nAs above.\n\nHares: Dulux and Jelly Baby\nRA: TBC\n\nHASH FOOD:\nANY PIZZA fo r the bargain special price of Β£10.00\; the pub is also doing chips for Β£4.50.\nPre-orders to Dulux before the hash\, please!\n\nFor further info \, please see the Hash 1493 event page on theSH4 Facebook Group.\n\nπŸ“ I f you're the lucky Scribe at LUTTON on 6th November\, please submit your e dition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (11th Novembe r)\, ideally - TVM! πŸ“\n\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down ( Weds 6th November\, 2024) to the Hash 1494 photo album on SH4's Facebook p age \, courtesy: Rubbery.\nπŸ‘£\n________________________________________\ n\nπŸ‘£ - PARISH NOTICES - πŸ‘£\n\n_________________\n\nHASH DIARY - Upcom ing Events\n\n🌟 πŸŽ„β›„PRE-CHRISTMAS HASH WEEKEND β›„πŸŽ„ 🌟\nAND\n15 00th Hash - 30th Nov - 1st Dec 2024\n\nπŸŽ„\n\nPOST-CHRISTMAS Hash Bash We ekend - 14th-16th February 2025\n\nIf you have booked your spot for this s nazzy SH4 getaway but haven't yet paid your deposit\, please send your Β£5 0 asap to the SH4 bank account\, quoting your hash name and ping a quick m essage to Hash Cash to confirm:\n\nPayment to SH4 Bank Account:\nAcc. no.: 00263482 Sort code: 30-94-72\n\nπŸ‘£\n___________________\n______________ __________________________\n\nπŸ»πŸŽ‰πŸ“£ AGPU πŸ“£πŸŽ‰πŸ»\n\nThis year' s Annual General P*ss Up (AGPU) is planned for 13th November\, at the Stat ion House Hotel and Cafe Bar\, South Brent - more details to follow.\n\nAs per a conventional AGM\, the entire Mis-management committee will stand d own and nominations will be made for new committee members\, any re-appoin tments and the GM role.\n\nThere will be sign-up sheets circulating in the pub at each SH4 hash from this week until the AGPU for you to jot your na me down if you fancy taking on any of the committee roles.\n\nPlease do gi ve some thought to stepping up to the committee\, and feel free to chat to any members of the current committee (and/or past Mis-management) to find out a bit more about what each of the roles entails. This is your chance! 😊πŸ’ͺπŸƒ\n\n________________________________________\n\nSH4 'EALTH &a mp\; SAFETY\n\nPlease make a note of the new SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n\n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n\nUse this number to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail \, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run .\n\n πŸ‘£\n\n🌟 Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom or Ching Chong before the ha sh to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n\nDon't forge t to also check back in with the 'On Secs you're safely back. 🌟\n\nπŸ‘£ \n\nThere is now pretty hefty Health &\; Safety portion of the SH4 webs ite: Stayin' Alive - this has been created in response to calls for more r obust health and safety considerations - and mechanisms - from the hash.\n \nThe committee accepts that to some these may seem excessive\, while othe rs may think they don't go far enough. They are very much a work in progre ss\, and (constructive 😘) feedback from the hash is very much welcomed. \n\nOther areas that have been updated on the website are the home page (' On Home') - to include a 'pocket guide' to H&\;S\; minor updates to the Hash Orders Rules and Expectations page ('Hores [rules]')\; and the 'How to Lay a Trail' page ('Hide and Sweep' section and incl. new 'Hare Ye Well ' section at the end of the page).\n\nPlease do have a read and feel free to share your thoughts about how they might be further improved/clarified/ (shortened!). Answers on a postcard...or\, more effectively\, submit via t he website: gm@sh4.org.uk or speak directly to a member of the committee.\ n\nπŸ‘£\n________________________________________\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise\n\nS how your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, a nyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of Β£0.50 ea.\, you can a fford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee Rizzo at the next m eet for yours.\n\nπŸ‘£\n\n_____________________ CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Fortescue Arms Green Hill\, East Allington\, Devon\, TQ9 7RA\, Dev on GEO:50.323264;-3.731448 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Green Hill\, East Allington \, Devon\, TQ9 7RA\, Devon\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=For tescue Arms:geo:50.323264,-3.731448 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20241027T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR