BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:535@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20241127T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20241127T230000 DTSTAMP:20241204T132016Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1497/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1497 - Modbury Long Stay Car Park DESCRIPTION:The Words according to PY\n🌟Milestone 1500 hash tomorrow nig ht! Don't forget your blindfold...🌟\n__________________________________ ______\n🌟 πŸ‘£ 🌟\n\nHASH 1497 - MODBURY\n\nAs calls for Yeuk to scri be this evening’s mis-doings fell on deaf ears\, Fen pushed me forward.. . So I duly stepped up. Hence\, you lot will have to put up with my rambli ngs for this week. Yeuk was hiding in her car...allegedly!\n\nEven before the Circle Up\, there were strange happenings afoot in Modbury. The genera lly chaotic wonderings (Ed. or wanderings? Perhaps these are interchangeab le in hashing?) of hares and harriettes were aligning to some hidden subco nscious ordering: ’Elf &\; Safety\; High-Viz jackets grouped together according to their colour...the orange crowd in one corner\, the yellow j ackets in another\, the pink people (Ed. yes\, but what colour jackets wer e they wearing?) grouped in the middle! Is this the new-style hashin' fash ion?\n\nRe-Entry arrived\, flustered and in a confused state having gone t o the wrong pub. He was clearly really out of sorts\, mumbling something a bout not trusting Olive...AND he even was seen KICKING OUT A CHECK later o n the hash\, a hitherto unheard-of event! Well done\, Re-Entry: we’ll ma ke a true hasher of you yet!\n\nGing Gang and Goolie were spotted sneaking out of the carpark\, claiming not to have found the Circle Up and said th ey were off on their own walk. In truth\, they were heading off for a snea ky early drink with a local acquaintance! Wimps!\n\nAt the Circle up\, wit h the floods from Bert and Connell clearly on her mind\, the Grand Mattres s\, Swearer (alias Doggy Style)\, decided to enlighten us all about some w ater fact or other concerning bodies and beer - but the only water facts I really needed to know was how much wading or swimming would be involved o n the trail! The lone hare\, Undercovers\, assured us that it was NOT a wa sh out. He then proceeded to instruct us to look out for marks anywhere th at was above water....left\, right or in the middle ... or just about anyw here!\n\nAnd what a great trail it was! Virgin territory: a novelty for Mo dbury! Of course\, there was the usual RunAway Hill to climb... and a fair amount of slippery shiggy to negotiate. However\, mishaps were few\, and even Shaggy managed to stay on her feet! Cow Pat had more of a hard time k eeping her balance\, however\, falling into brambles on her left and then down a hole to her right (Ed. there is a growing body of evidence to sugge st that it might be time to pass on the mantle of Most-accident-prone Hash er [it seems to me...πŸ€”]) .\n\nWet Spot was up to mischief\, hiding in t he bushes. He and Dimmers were sporting fetching tights for the evening’ s hash attire\, and looked like Del Boy and Rodney dressed as Batman and R obin running through the murky streets of Modbury/Hackney. (Only Fools - I f you know\, you know!) (Ed. what a treat of a mental image you have paint ed\, Py...😳)\n\nOvershot complained that running behind Blown Off was l ike having a steamy snog - although\, I think Overshot must share the blam e for getting too close for comfort! Traffic Jam tickled her fancy on an e lectric fence\, whilst Gentleman Gaffer held it down for other lucky harri ettes! (Ed. hash heroism at its finest).\n\nOn exiting a patch of woodland \, our trusty hare\, the gallant Undercovers\, appeared out of the\nmist t o offer hashers and harriettes a helping hand down the muddy bank (Ed. ano ther act of hash heroism - what a chivalrous bunch the SH4 menfolk are!). Most of us were very\nhappy to accept help\, but Traffic Jam was absolutel y determined to be independent this evening\nand chose to slide down the m ud on her bum!\n\nBarbarella and Olive were both back in the pub by 9pm! Y eah! Celebrations were in order\, until\nOlive revealed that they had inde ed got lost and she had chatted up a young\, hot farmer to ask\ndirections ! Should we warn Blue Nun?! It transpires that Olive explained to the youn g man that\nshe was doing a hash and could he show her the way to The Whit e Hart? He was very interested\nin joining her at the pub for a smoke!! No t sure that he understands what she meant by hash... (Ed. indeed. But it m ight have been fun to witness him finding out πŸ˜† Next time\, Gadget!).\n \nThe On Down at The White Hart was comfortable (important for for us olde r harriettes!) and the\nchips were plentiful (important for Fen!).\n\nRe-E ntry was presented with his 400 Wasted Wednesdays T shirt\; Tor thinks she deserves a\nmedal for running with him! (Ed. 'with' deployed here in its loosest sense - denotes nothing of proximity\, in this case πŸ˜†)\n\nThe h ash β€œsang” the usual tuneful β€œHappy Birthday” to Py (I thought I h ad got away with it as it\nwas really last week! [Ed. not so easily done.. .] I am not counting them anymore! Bah! Humbug!)\n\nDOWN DOWNS were awarde d to:\nUndercovers - our gallant hare!\nShaggy - for staying on her feet!\ nYeuk - for hiding in car!\nGaffer - for unlikely gentlemanly behaviour!\n Blown Off - for snogging Overshot!\nSwearer (alias Doggy Style) - for not effing delegating! πŸ˜‚\n\nON-ON to CHILLINGTON!\n\nPhoto credit: Rubbery\ n_________________\nπŸ‘£\n\nπŸƒ πŸ“Έ 🍻 You can enjoy a choice selectio n of photos from the Modbury hash on 27th November 2024 by checking out Ha sh Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page πŸ“Έ πŸƒ 🍻\n\n________________________________________\n\nNext SH4 Hash πŸ·πŸ‘£ :\n\nHASH 1500 - CHILLINGTON\, 4th December\, 2024\n\nCIRCLE UP:\n(Outside ) The Bear and Blacksmith\nChillington\nKingsbridge\nTQ7 2LD\nWhat3Words: flop.carrots.fuss\nON DOWN:\n(Inside) The Bear and Blacksmith\n\nPub Tel: 01548 721696\n\nHares: Lactaster and Dirty Nights\nRA: TBC\n\nMenu for The Bear and Blacksmith - orders were requested by Monday (2 December) but mi ght be worth asking at the bar before the hash if you have since decided y ou'd like to eat after the run/walk:\n\nFor further info\, please see the Hash 1500 event page on theSH4 Facebook Group.\n\nπŸ“ If you're the lucky Scribe at CHILLINGTON on 4th December\, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (8th December)\, ideally - TVM! πŸ“\n\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (Weds 4th Decem ber\, 2024) to the Hash 1500 photo album on SH4's Facebook page \, courtes y: Rubbery.\nπŸ‘£\n________________________________________\nπŸ‘£ - PARISH NOTICES - πŸ‘£\n\n_________________\n\n🌟 πŸŽ„β›„PRE-CHRISTMAS HASH WEE KEND β›„πŸŽ„ 🌟\n30th Nov - 1st Dec 2024\n\nBy all accounts\, an absolut ely cracking time was had by all in Brixham at the hotly-anticipated Pre-C hristmas Hash Weekend: fantastic trails\, valiantly laid by a handful of i ntrepid hares\, and traditional festive frolics at the brilliant Grenville House\, all made possible by the hard work and commitment of the Social S ec and her very able supporters.\n\nA selection box of the very finest (we ll\, actually\, all) of the weekend's gregarious goings-on have been lovin gly curated into the Hash 1498 and Hash 1499 photo albums on Facebook for your delectation - here's a little amuse bouche to whet your appetite:\n\n Photo credit: Fluffy Dice\nPhoto credit: Rubbery\n\n\nPhoto credit: Little Chef\n\nPhoto credit: Rubbery\nON ON to Christmas!\n🌟\n\n_____________ ___________________________\n\nHASH DIARY - Upcoming Events\nπŸŽ„\n\nPOST- CHRISTMAS Hash Bash Weekend - 14th-16th February 2025\n\nIf you have booke d your spot for this snazzy SH4 getaway but haven't yet paid your deposit\ , please send your Β£50 asap to the SH4 bank account\, quoting your hash n ame and ping a quick message to Hash Cash to confirm:\n\nPayment to SH4 Ba nk Account:\nAcc. no.: 00263482 Sort code: 30-94-72\n\n \;\n\nπŸ‘£\n__ _________________\n\n________________________________________\n\nSH4 'EALT H &\; SAFETY\n\nPlease make a note of the new SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n\n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n\ nUse this number to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the t rail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run .\ n\nπŸ‘£\n\n🌟 Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom or Ching Chong before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking- in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n\nDon't fo rget to also check back in with the 'On Secs you're safely back. 🌟\n\n πŸ‘£\n________________________________________\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyo ne else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of Β£0.50 ea.\, you can affo rd one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee a member of the commit tee at the next meet for yours.\n\nπŸ‘£\n\n_____________________ - The Wor ds according to PY\n🌟Milestone 1500 hash tomorrow night! Don't forget y our blindfold...🌟\n________________________________________\n🌟 πŸ‘£ 🌟\n\nHASH 1497 - MODBURY\n\nAs calls for Yeuk to scribe this evening’ s mis-doings fell on deaf ears\, Fen pushed me forward... So I duly steppe d up. Hence\, you lot will have to put up with my ramblings for this week. Yeuk was hiding in her car...allegedly!\n\nEven before the Circle Up\, th ere were strange happenings afoot in Modbury. The generally chaotic wonder ings (Ed. or wanderings? Perhaps these are interchangeable in hashing?) of hares and harriettes were aligning to some hidden subconscious ordering: ’Elf &\; Safety\; High-Viz jackets grouped together according to thei r colour...the orange crowd in one corner\, the yellow jackets in another\ , the pink people (Ed. yes\, but what colour jackets were they wearing?) g rouped in the middle! Is this the new-style hashin' fashion?\n\nRe-Entry a rrived\, flustered and in a confused state having gone to the wrong pub. H e was clearly really out of sorts\, mumbling something about not trusting Olive...AND he even was seen KICKING OUT A CHECK later on the hash\, a hit herto unheard-of event! Well done\, Re-Entry: we’ll make a true hasher o f you yet!\n\nGing Gang and Goolie were spotted sneaking out of the carpar k\, claiming not to have found the Circle Up and said they were off on the ir own walk. In truth\, they were heading off for a sneaky early drink wit h a local acquaintance! Wimps!\n\nAt the Circle up\, with the floods from Bert and Connell clearly on her mind\, the Grand Mattress\, Swearer (alias Doggy Style)\, decided to enlighten us all about some water fact or other concerning bodies and beer - but the only water facts I really needed to know was how much wading or swimming would be involved on the trail! The l one hare\, Undercovers\, assured us that it was NOT a wash out. He then pr oceeded to instruct us to look out for marks anywhere that was above water ....left\, right or in the middle ... or just about anywhere!\n\nAnd what a great trail it was! Virgin territory: a novelty for Modbury! Of course\, there was the usual RunAway Hill to climb... and a fair amount of slipper y shiggy to negotiate. However\, mishaps were few\, and even Shaggy manage d to stay on her feet! Cow Pat had more of a hard time keeping her balance \, however\, falling into brambles on her left and then down a hole to her right (Ed. there is a growing body of evidence to suggest that it might b e time to pass on the mantle of Most-accident-prone Hasher [it seems to me ...πŸ€”]) .\n\nWet Spot was up to mischief\, hiding in the bushes. He and Dimmers were sporting fetching tights for the evening’s hash attire\, an d looked like Del Boy and Rodney dressed as Batman and Robin running throu gh the murky streets of Modbury/Hackney. (Only Fools - If you know\, you k now!) (Ed. what a treat of a mental image you have painted\, Py...😳)\n\ nOvershot complained that running behind Blown Off was like having a steam y snog - although\, I think Overshot must share the blame for getting too close for comfort! Traffic Jam tickled her fancy on an electric fence\, wh ilst Gentleman Gaffer held it down for other lucky harriettes! (Ed. hash h eroism at its finest).\n\nOn exiting a patch of woodland\, our trusty hare \, the gallant Undercovers\, appeared out of the\nmist to offer hashers an d harriettes a helping hand down the muddy bank (Ed. another act of hash h eroism - what a chivalrous bunch the SH4 menfolk are!). Most of us were ve ry\nhappy to accept help\, but Traffic Jam was absolutely determined to be independent this evening\nand chose to slide down the mud on her bum!\n\n Barbarella and Olive were both back in the pub by 9pm! Yeah! Celebrations were in order\, until\nOlive revealed that they had indeed got lost and sh e had chatted up a young\, hot farmer to ask\ndirections! Should we warn B lue Nun?! It transpires that Olive explained to the young man that\nshe wa s doing a hash and could he show her the way to The White Hart? He was ver y interested\nin joining her at the pub for a smoke!! Not sure that he und erstands what she meant by hash... (Ed. indeed. But it might have been fun to witness him finding out πŸ˜† Next time\, Gadget!).\n\nThe On Down at T he White Hart was comfortable (important for for us older harriettes!) and the\nchips were plentiful (important for Fen!).\n\nRe-Entry was presented with his 400 Wasted Wednesdays T shirt\; Tor thinks she deserves a\nmedal for running with him! (Ed. 'with' deployed here in its loosest sense - de notes nothing of proximity\, in this case πŸ˜†)\n\nThe hash β€œsang” the usual tuneful β€œHappy Birthday” to Py (I thought I had got away with i t as it\nwas really last week! [Ed. not so easily done...] I am not counti ng them anymore! Bah! Humbug!)\n\nDOWN DOWNS were awarded to:\nUndercovers - our gallant hare!\nShaggy - for staying on her feet!\nYeuk - for hiding in car!\nGaffer - for unlikely gentlemanly behaviour!\nBlown Off - for sn ogging Overshot!\nSwearer (alias Doggy Style) - for not effing delegating! πŸ˜‚\n\nON-ON to CHILLINGTON!\n\nPhoto credit: Rubbery\n_________________ \nπŸ‘£\n\nπŸƒ πŸ“Έ 🍻 You can enjoy a choice selection of photos from t he Modbury hash on 27th November 2024 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose -built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page πŸ“Έ πŸƒπŸ»\n\n_____________ ___________________________\n\nNext SH4 Hash πŸ·πŸ‘£:\n\nHASH 1500 - CHIL LINGTON\, 4th December\, 2024\n\nCIRCLE UP:\n(Outside) The Bear and Blacks mith\nChillington\nKingsbridge\nTQ7 2LD\nWhat3Words: flop.carrots.fuss\nON DOWN:\n(Inside) The Bear and Blacksmith\n\nPub Tel: 01548 721696\n\nHares : Lactaster and Dirty Nights\nRA: TBC\n\nMenu for The Bear and Blacksmith - orders were requested by Monday (2 December) but might be worth asking a t the bar before the hash if you have since decided you'd like to eat afte r the run/walk:\n\nFor further info\, please see the Hash 1500 event page on theSH4 Facebook Group.\n\nπŸ“ If you're the lucky Scribe at CHILLINGTO N on 4th December\, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh 4.org.uk by Sunday evening (8th December)\, ideally - TVM! πŸ“\n\nAdd you r photos of how the evening went down (Weds 4th December\, 2024) to the Ha sh 1500 photo album on SH4's Facebook page \, courtesy: Rubbery.\nπŸ‘£\n__ ______________________________________\nπŸ‘£ - PARISH NOTICES - πŸ‘£\n\n__ _______________\n\n🌟 πŸŽ„β›„PRE-CHRISTMAS HASH WEEKEND β›„πŸŽ„ 🌟\n30 th Nov - 1st Dec 2024\n\nBy all accounts\, an absolutely cracking time was had by all in Brixham at the hotly-anticipated Pre-Christmas Hash Weekend : fantastic trails\, valiantly laid by a handful of intrepid hares\, and t raditional festive frolics at the brilliant Grenville House\, all made pos sible by the hard work and commitment of the Social Sec and her very able supporters.\n\nA selection box of the very finest (well\, actually\, all) of the weekend's gregarious goings-on have been lovingly curated into the Hash 1498 and Hash 1499 photo albums on Facebook for your delectation - he re's a little amuse bouche to whet your appetite:\n\nPhoto credit: Fluffy Dice\nPhoto credit: Rubbery\n\n\nPhoto credit: Little Chef\n\nPhoto credit : Rubbery\nON ON to Christmas!\n🌟\n\n__________________________________ ______\n\nHASH DIARY - Upcoming Events\nπŸŽ„\n\nPOST-CHRISTMAS Hash Bash W eekend - 14th-16th February 2025\n\nIf you have booked your spot for this snazzy SH4 getaway but haven't yet paid your deposit\, please send your Β£ 50 asap to the SH4 bank account\, quoting your hash name and ping a quick message to Hash Cash to confirm:\n\nPayment to SH4 Bank Account:\nAcc. no. : 00263482 Sort code: 30-94-72\n\n \;\n\nπŸ‘£\n___________________\n\n ________________________________________\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n\nPl ease make a note of the new SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone :\n\n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n\nUse this number to c all for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run .\n\nπŸ‘£\n\n🌟 Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom or Ching Chong before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n\nDon't forget to also check ba ck in with the 'On Secs you're safely back. 🌟\n\nπŸ‘£\n________________ ________________________\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one. ..) for the bargain sum of Β£0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehic le in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee a member of the committee at the next meet f or yours.\n\nπŸ‘£\n\n_____________________ CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Modbury Long Stay Car Park Modbury long stay car park\, Poundwell Meadow\, Modbury\, Ivybridge\, PL21 0XY GEO:50.347917;-3.888247 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Modbury long stay car park\ , Poundwell Meadow\, Modbury\, Ivybridge\, PL21 0XY\, United Kingdom;X-APP LE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Modbury Long Stay Car Park:geo:50.347917,-3.888247 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20241027T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR