BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:543@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20250108T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20250108T230000 DTSTAMP:20250114T140224Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1505/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1505 - Dartmouth Visitor Centre DESCRIPTION:On Down is at the Royal Castle Hotel\nFood orders to Can't Come by Sunday 5th January.Β  Pay on the day direct with Pub. Food timings: Ki tchen closes at 8:45pm\nClick here for food Menu\nParking: On-street and s mall parking areas locally e.g Flavel Place or large carpark opposite Geor ge and Dragon at ///stressed.poppy.slung\nCircle up: at Dartmouth Visitor Centre at ///website.dummy.nerve\nThe Words according to BOATY\n🌟 πŸ‘£ 🌟\n\nHASH 1505 - DARTMOUTH\nJust outside of The Dartmouth Visitor Centr e\, a brave few hashers huddled together for our first evening hash of the year - and it was a bit nippy\, to say the least! Doggy Style blew the wh istle bang on time\, and went on to educate us with great (Ed. some might contest this descriptor...) facts - the main one being that dolphins have a high intellect...which I can confirm\, as there weren’t any daft enoug h to be Circled Up with us! (Ed. unequivocal proof\, that!) Because of thi s fact\, Doggy Style would like to rename the group to South Hams Hash Dol phins! I’m sure there will be a fair\, democratic vote for this major ch ange... πŸ˜… (Ed. I can see the potential for a few cetaceans to be offend ed by the association)\nThen over to Can’t Come\, who was the Hare for t his evening's hash\, which he had - incredibly - laid on his own\, after w ork. (Ed. Hash hero). After he had given us all of the fine detail of the hash ahead\, like 'laid on the left\, right or middle'\, and 'it might be a bit slippy in places' (!)\, we set off around the park in circles\, with Overshot desperately trying to find his way out. Before we knew it\, we w ere all running along the harbourside towards Little Dartmouth\, with the FRB’s Overshot\, Shaggy\, Blown-Off and Muckspreader (not necessarily in that order...) off in the distance\, leading the way.\nAll was plain-sail ing\, until we got to the castle where we started to go off-road and the s o-called 'little bit slippy' bit began! The tracks were all muddy as can b e\, and I liken the downhills to more of ski slopes (Ed: confirmed: a set of poles would have been helpful. And brakes): on the first slope\, I coul d see Who Gives A Shit and Undercovers at the bottom\, and I thought it wa s very thoughtful of them to help out at the most slippery spots...but it turns out they were just there for their own amusement\, to watch us all f all on our arses! (Ed. but of course: classic WGAS. Disappointing conduct from you\, Undercovers... 🧐)\nA bit further on\, Nice Buns and Rizzo go t their own back by not calling him (Ed. assuming WGAS...?) back when he w ent the wrong way. It seemed like karma was at its best that night as\, ju st after that\, Rizzo was savaged by a twig! (Ed. twigs\, in fact all exte nsions of trees: known for their savagery!)\nApparently\, Squashed Balls h ad been spotted perving at the underwear shop. Luckily\, Filth was there t o reprimand him and read him his rights. (Ed. spot of role play...? 😘)\ nOvershot was caught out short-cutting and only doing the Medium\, but he blamed this on the amount of slips and falls he had.\nIt was alleged that TB was blown away by the beauty of a lady in a white jacket (????) (Ed. cu riouser and curiouser...).\nOlive was shocked to see that Gary Glitter's u ndergarments were of a style that Squashed Balls would’ve appreciated.\n Thankfully\, everybody made it back safely to the pub\, where we had our o wn private function area. However\, due to Dry January\, the bar was close d so we had to go all the way across the hallway to the other bar πŸ˜…\nIt wasn’t long before Olive piped up and started story-time\, so we all ma de sure we were comfortable... We started off by raising our glasses to th e much-loved Morticia\, and noting the strong hash turnout to her send-off in South Milton earlier in the day πŸ’–\n\nThis was followed by a good ol d traditional birthday shout-out to Rizzo\, as it was her 30th birthday πŸŽ‚. (Ed. such a youthful thing!)\n\nOlive then went on to inform us of s ome more facts: on this day\, it was David Bowie's and Elvis' birthday\, a nd that the date was also known as Earth Rotation Day - when\, apparently\ , in 1851\, a French physicist\, Leon f*ck Holt (good old predictive text! [Ed. ahahahahahaha!])\, proved that the Earth rotates on its axis. Also\, in January 1963\, today was the day that the Mona Lisa was exhibited in t he United States for the first time.\n\nDown Downs awarded to :\n- Can’t Come for the best-ever evening hash layer of the year\;\n- Ching Chong fo r Fairweather Recce at the weekend\;\n\n- Rizzo for her birthday\;\n- Filt h for her incredible help with all that is hashing (awarded a miniature of gin\, which she gamely downed in perfect synchrony with the others and th eir half-pints of something far less potent!)\;\n- Squashed Balls for perv ing\;\n- TB for inappropriate comment towards lady in white jacket??? (Ed. we may never know...)\n\nOn on to TOTNES.\n\nPhoto credit: Doggy Style\n πŸ‘£\n\nπŸƒ πŸ“Έ 🍻 You can enjoy a smattering of photographic evidence from the Dartmouth Hash on 8th January 2025 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page πŸ“Έ πŸƒπŸ»\nπŸ‘£\n__ ______________________________________\nNext SH4 Hash πŸ·πŸ‘£:\n\nHASH 15 06 - TOTNES\, 15th January 2025\n\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nPavilions Carpark\nTo tnes\nTQ9 5XW\nWhat3Words: essay.profiled.player\n\nON DOWN:\nKing William IV Pub\n45 Fore Street\nTotnes\nTQ9 5HN\nWhat3Words: prospers.bucked.slan t\n\nHares: Whisperer\nRA: TBC\n\nHash Menu: No need to pre-order\n\nScamp i &\; chips: Β£7.95\nHam\, egg &\; chips: Β£7.95\nChips topped with beef/vegan chilli: Β£7.95\nCheesy chips: Β£4.95\nChips: Β£3.75\n\nFor furt her info\, please see the Hash 1506 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\ n\nAdd your photos of how the day went down (Weds 15th January\, 2025) to the Hash 1506 photo album on SH4's Facebook page \, courtesy: Rubbery.\n\n πŸ“ If you are the lucky Scribe at Totnes on 15th January\, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (19th January\, 2025) - TVM! πŸ“\nπŸ‘£\n_______________________________________ _\nHASH DIARY - Upcoming Events\nπŸŽ„\n\n🌟🌟 POST-CHRISTMAS Hash Bash Weekend - 14th-16th February 2025 🌟🌟\n\nIf you have booked your spo t for this snazzy SH4 getaway but haven't yet paid up\, please send your £££ asap to the SH4 bank account\, quoting your hash name and ping a qu ick message to Hash Cash (Blown Off) to confirm.\n\nIf you're not sure how much you owe\, please speak to Filth/Blown Off.\n\n🌟 Balances are (ove r)due - please settle up asap! 🌟\n\nPayment to SH4 Bank Account:\nAcc. no.: 00263482 Sort code: 30-94-72\n\n \;\n\nπŸ‘£\n___________________\ n\n________________________________________\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n\ nPlease make a note of the new SH4 hash phone number and add it to your ph one:\n\n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n\nUse this number t o call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run .\n\nπŸ‘£\n\n🌟 Do n't forget to see Rusty Bottom or Ching Chong before the hash to log you o ut on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n\nDon't forget to also check back in with the 'On Secs you're safely back. 🌟\n\nπŸ‘£\n_____________ ___________________________\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvaila ble exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants o ne...) for the bargain sum of Β£0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every ve hicle in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee a member of the committee at the next mee t for yours.\n\nπŸ‘£ - On Down is at the Royal Castle Hotel\nFood orders t o Can't Come by Sunday 5th January.Β  Pay on the day direct with Pub. Food timings: Kitchen closes at 8:45pm\nClick here for food Menu\nParking: On- street and small parking areas locally e.g Flavel Place or large carpark o pposite George and Dragon at ///stressed.poppy.slung\nCircle up: at Dartmo uth Visitor Centre at ///website.dummy.nerve\nThe Words according to BOATY \n🌟 πŸ‘£ 🌟\n\nHASH 1505 - DARTMOUTH\nJust outside of The Dartmouth V isitor Centre\, a brave few hashers huddled together for our first evening hash of the year - and it was a bit nippy\, to say the least! Doggy Style blew the whistle bang on time\, and went on to educate us with great (Ed. some might contest this descriptor...) facts - the main one being that do lphins have a high intellect...which I can confirm\, as there weren’t an y daft enough to be Circled Up with us! (Ed. unequivocal proof\, that!) Be cause of this fact\, Doggy Style would like to rename the group to South H ams Hash Dolphins! I’m sure there will be a fair\, democratic vote for t his major change... πŸ˜… (Ed. I can see the potential for a few cetaceans to be offended by the association)\nThen over to Can’t Come\, who was th e Hare for this evening's hash\, which he had - incredibly - laid on his o wn\, after work. (Ed. Hash hero). After he had given us all of the fine de tail of the hash ahead\, like 'laid on the left\, right or middle'\, and ' it might be a bit slippy in places' (!)\, we set off around the park in ci rcles\, with Overshot desperately trying to find his way out. Before we kn ew it\, we were all running along the harbourside towards Little Dartmouth \, with the FRB’s Overshot\, Shaggy\, Blown-Off and Muckspreader (not ne cessarily in that order...) off in the distance\, leading the way.\nAll wa s plain-sailing\, until we got to the castle where we started to go off-ro ad and the so-called 'little bit slippy' bit began! The tracks were all mu ddy as can be\, and I liken the downhills to more of ski slopes (Ed: confi rmed: a set of poles would have been helpful. And brakes): on the first sl ope\, I could see Who Gives A Shit and Undercovers at the bottom\, and I t hought it was very thoughtful of them to help out at the most slippery spo ts...but it turns out they were just there for their own amusement\, to wa tch us all fall on our arses! (Ed. but of course: classic WGAS. Disappoint ing conduct from you\, Undercovers... 🧐)\nA bit further on\, Nice Buns and Rizzo got their own back by not calling him (Ed. assuming WGAS...?) ba ck when he went the wrong way. It seemed like karma was at its best that n ight as\, just after that\, Rizzo was savaged by a twig! (Ed. twigs\, in f act all extensions of trees: known for their savagery!)\nApparently\, Squa shed Balls had been spotted perving at the underwear shop. Luckily\, Filth was there to reprimand him and read him his rights. (Ed. spot of role pla y...? 😘)\nOvershot was caught out short-cutting and only doing the Medi um\, but he blamed this on the amount of slips and falls he had.\nIt was a lleged that TB was blown away by the beauty of a lady in a white jacket (? ???) (Ed. curiouser and curiouser...).\nOlive was shocked to see that Gary Glitter's undergarments were of a style that Squashed Balls would’ve ap preciated.\nThankfully\, everybody made it back safely to the pub\, where we had our own private function area. However\, due to Dry January\, the b ar was closed so we had to go all the way across the hallway to the other bar πŸ˜…\nIt wasn’t long before Olive piped up and started story-time\, so we all made sure we were comfortable... We started off by raising our g lasses to the much-loved Morticia\, and noting the strong hash turnout to her send-off in South Milton earlier in the day πŸ’–\n\nThis was followed by a good old traditional birthday shout-out to Rizzo\, as it was her 30th birthday πŸŽ‚. (Ed. such a youthful thing!)\n\nOlive then went on to info rm us of some more facts: on this day\, it was David Bowie's and Elvis' bi rthday\, and that the date was also known as Earth Rotation Day - when\, a pparently\, in 1851\, a French physicist\, Leon f*ck Holt (good old predic tive text! [Ed. ahahahahahaha!])\, proved that the Earth rotates on its ax is. Also\, in January 1963\, today was the day that the Mona Lisa was exhi bited in the United States for the first time.\n\nDown Downs awarded to :\ n- Can’t Come for the best-ever evening hash layer of the year\;\n- Chin g Chong for Fairweather Recce at the weekend\;\n\n- Rizzo for her birthday \;\n- Filth for her incredible help with all that is hashing (awarded a mi niature of gin\, which she gamely downed in perfect synchrony with the oth ers and their half-pints of something far less potent!)\;\n- Squashed Ball s for perving\;\n- TB for inappropriate comment towards lady in white jack et??? (Ed. we may never know...)\n\nOn on to TOTNES.\n\nPhoto credit: Dogg y Style\nπŸ‘£\n\nπŸƒ πŸ“Έ 🍻 You can enjoy a smattering of photographic evidence from the Dartmouth Hash on 8th January 2025 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page πŸ“Έ πŸƒπŸ»\ nπŸ‘£\n________________________________________\nNext SH4 Hash πŸ·πŸ‘£:\n \nHASH 1506 - TOTNES\, 15th January 2025\n\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nPavilions Ca rpark\nTotnes\nTQ9 5XW\nWhat3Words: essay.profiled.player\n\nON DOWN:\nKin g William IV Pub\n45 Fore Street\nTotnes\nTQ9 5HN\nWhat3Words: prospers.bu cked.slant\n\nHares: Whisperer\nRA: TBC\n\nHash Menu: No need to pre-order \n\nScampi &\; chips: Β£7.95\nHam\, egg &\; chips: Β£7.95\nChips top ped with beef/vegan chilli: Β£7.95\nCheesy chips: Β£4.95\nChips: Β£3.75\n\ nFor further info\, please see the Hash 1506 event page on the SH4 Faceboo k Group.\n\nAdd your photos of how the day went down (Weds 15th January\, 2025) to the Hash 1506 photo album on SH4's Facebook page \, courtesy: Rub bery.\n\nπŸ“ If you are the lucky Scribe at Totnes on 15th January\, plea se submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday eveni ng (19th January\, 2025) - TVM! πŸ“\nπŸ‘£\n______________________________ __________\nHASH DIARY - Upcoming Events\nπŸŽ„\n\n🌟🌟 POST-CHRISTMAS Hash Bash Weekend - 14th-16th February 2025 🌟🌟\n\nIf you have booked your spot for this snazzy SH4 getaway but haven't yet paid up\, please se nd your £££ asap to the SH4 bank account\, quoting your hash name and p ing a quick message to Hash Cash (Blown Off) to confirm.\n\nIf you're not sure how much you owe\, please speak to Filth/Blown Off.\n\n🌟 Balances are (over)due - please settle up asap! 🌟\n\nPayment to SH4 Bank Account :\nAcc. no.: 00263482 Sort code: 30-94-72\n\n \;\n\nπŸ‘£\n____________ _______\n\n________________________________________\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; S AFETY\n\nPlease make a note of the new SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n\n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n\nUse this number to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run .\n\nπŸ‘£\n\ n🌟 Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom or Ching Chong before the hash to l og you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (de veloped by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n\nDon't forget to al so check back in with the 'On Secs you're safely back. 🌟\n\nπŸ‘£\n_____ ___________________________________\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n \nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of Β£0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee a member of the committee at the next meet for yours.\n\nπŸ‘£ CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Dartmouth Visitor Centre Engine House\, Mayers Avenue\, Dartmouth GEO:50.352262;-3.578501 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Engine House\, Mayers Avenu e\, Dartmouth\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Dartmouth Visito r Centre:geo:50.352262,-3.578501 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20241027T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR