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SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1509 - Watermark Car Park
DESCRIPTION:On Down is at the Exchange\nThe Words according to MARTY\n\n
 🌟 👣 🌟\n\nHASH 1509 - IVYBRIDGE\n(Or as we like to call it: "The D
 ay of Doggy Drama and Puddle Panic")\n[Ed. Special thanks\, here\, to Mart
 y for submitting The Words so soon after the weekend's distractions (somet
 hing about a Cup and a Green Army?) - it can't have been an easy writing e
 nvironment! 😂]\n\nAh\, the South Hams Hash House Harriers\, where every
  run is an adventure and every adventure is a comedy of errors! This time\
 , we gathered at The Watermark in Ivybridge\, led by our fearless (and pos
 sibly directionally-challenged) hare\, Boaty.\n\nBefore we even hit the tr
 ail\, Kevin\, Doggy Style's pooch\, decided to make his move on Mabel - cl
 early someone skipped the 'Hash House Etiquette for Dogs' class! Mabel's r
 esponse? A gust of wind so powerful it nearly knocked out our circle of ea
 ger runners. Talk about toxic relationships! 🌪 [Ed. Ha! Potent\, those 
 'feminine wiles'...!]\n\nAs we set off into the wild\, the woods became a 
 popular pit-stop for many hashers to\, let's say\, "commune with nature." 
 True to her name\, Doggy Style was right in her element. We're still not s
 ure if she was marking territory or just getting lost with style.\n\nThe t
 rail was a slippery one\, with Rizzo\, Muckspreader\, and Shaggy leading t
 he charge in the wet knickers and tumble department. It seems gravity had 
 a personal vendetta against them that day! [Ed. "That day..."? Generous of
  you\, Marty. For some of us\, gravity is a familiar - and constant - foe]
 \n\nMeanwhile\, Muckspreader\, Nice Buns\, and Who Gives a Shit were all n
 ursing bad backs. What could have possibly happened to the trio? A ménage
  à trois gone wrong? East Allington is known as a close-knit community. 
 😉 (What happens in East Allington\, stays in East Allington... mostly b
 ecause nobody can find their way out!) [Ed. ask no questions...]\n\nBarbar
 ella was lost during her haring duties and chased a mountain rescue group 
 off the moor! We're still not sure if they were more scared of her or her 
 navigation skills.\n\nFob Jockey regaled a few hashers with stories of his
  trip to St Lucia and missed the marks\, ending up doing an extra mile - p
 roving that you can take the hasher out of the country\, but you can't tak
 e the getting-lost out of the hasher. Meanwhile\, Dimmers provided the day
 's entertainment by treating a puddle like the set of Jaws. Turns out our 
 brave warrior was facing down a terrifying one inch of water! [Ed. hash he
 ro!] Maybe we should get him some armbands for next time? 😂\n\nBack at 
 The Exchange\, Jyde was deafened by our singing of Happy Birthday - althou
 gh\, to be fair\, our singing would make even the tone-deaf cringe. [Ed. T
 rue dat.] Vindaloo received a well-earned 800 run t-shirt (we suspect she'
 s been running in circles to rack up those numbers)\, while Live Wire rece
 ived his 100 run t-shirt (only 700 more to catch up!).\n\nDown Downs were 
 awarded to:\n• - Vindaloo for her impressive 800 run milestone (either d
 edication or getting repeatedly lost)\n• - Live Wire celebrating his 100
 th run (finally figured out what ON ON means)\n• - Boaty for being Best 
 Hare (or best at confusing everyone)\n• - Jyde for his Birthday (another
  year wiser\, still getting lost)\n• - Barbarella for getting lost on he
 r own trail (impressive feat! Even GPS would be proud)\n• - Fob Jockey f
 or playing the pied piper and leading hashers astray (some leaders lead to
  victory\, others... well...)\n\nON ON to EAST ALLINGTON.\n\nPhoto credit:
  Beefy\n👣\n\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy more a few more pics from the
  Ivybridge Hash on 5th February 2025 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-
 built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃🍻\n👣\n__________
 ______________________________\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣:\n\nHASH 1510 - EAS
 T ALLINGTON February 2025\n\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nOutside the Forstecue Arms\
 nEast Allington\nTotnes\nTQ10 7RA\nWhat3Words: waltzes.snapping.shipyards\
 n\nON DOWN:\nInside the Fortescue Arms\n\nHare: Lord Overshot &amp\; Rusty
  Bottom\n\nFood:\nForm an orderly queue for your Massive Sausage... (Other
  [wrong] options also available.) No need to pre-order.\n\nFor further inf
 o\, please see the Hash 1510 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n\nAdd 
 your photos of how the day went down (Weds 12th February\, 2025) to the Ha
 sh 1510 photo album on SH4's Facebook page \, courtesy: Rubbery.\n\n📝 I
 f you are the lucky Scribe at East Allington on 12th February\, please sub
 mit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (16
 th February\, 2025) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n___________________________________
 _____\nHASH DIARY - Upcoming Events\n🎄\n\n🌟 POST-CHRISTMAS Hash Bash
  Weekend - 14th-16th February 2025 🌟\n\nThe SH4 event of the year so fa
 r is just days away - can't wait to see you all for what promises to be a 
 very memorable weekend in the English Riviera's premier resort (or somethi
 ng...) of Torbados!!!! 🥳\n\n🥳 SEE YOU THERE! 🥳\n\n👣\n_________
 __________\n\n________________________________________\n\nSH4 'EALTH &amp\
 ; SAFETY\n\nPlease make a note of the new SH4 hash phone number and add it
  to your phone:\n\n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n\nUse th
 is number to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, 
 or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run .\n\n👣
 \n\n🌟 Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom or Ching Chong before the hash t
 o log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app 
 (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n\nDon't forget to
  also check back in with the 'On Secs you're safely back. 🌟\n\n👣\n__
 ______________________________________\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise\n\nShow your lo
 ve for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker
 !\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else 
 who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one f
 or every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee a member of the committee at t
 he next meet for yours.\n\n👣\n\n_____________________ - On Down is at t
 he Exchange\nThe Words according to MARTY\n\n🌟 👣 🌟\n\nHASH 1509 -
  IVYBRIDGE\n(Or as we like to call it: "The Day of Doggy Drama and Puddle 
 Panic")\n[Ed. Special thanks\, here\, to Marty for submitting The Words so
  soon after the weekend's distractions (something about a Cup and a Green 
 Army?) - it can't have been an easy writing environment! 😂]\n\nAh\, the
  South Hams Hash House Harriers\, where every run is an adventure and ever
 y adventure is a comedy of errors! This time\, we gathered at The Watermar
 k in Ivybridge\, led by our fearless (and possibly directionally-challenge
 d) hare\, Boaty.\n\nBefore we even hit the trail\, Kevin\, Doggy Style's p
 ooch\, decided to make his move on Mabel - clearly someone skipped the 'Ha
 sh House Etiquette for Dogs' class! Mabel's response? A gust of wind so po
 werful it nearly knocked out our circle of eager runners. Talk about toxic
  relationships! 🌪 [Ed. Ha! Potent\, those 'feminine wiles'...!]\n\nAs w
 e set off into the wild\, the woods became a popular pit-stop for many has
 hers to\, let's say\, "commune with nature." True to her name\, Doggy Styl
 e was right in her element. We're still not sure if she was marking territ
 ory or just getting lost with style.\n\nThe trail was a slippery one\, wit
 h Rizzo\, Muckspreader\, and Shaggy leading the charge in the wet knickers
  and tumble department. It seems gravity had a personal vendetta against t
 hem that day! [Ed. "That day..."? Generous of you\, Marty. For some of us\
 , gravity is a familiar - and constant - foe]\n\nMeanwhile\, Muckspreader\
 , Nice Buns\, and Who Gives a Shit were all nursing bad backs. What could 
 have possibly happened to the trio? A ménage à trois gone wrong? East Al
 lington is known as a close-knit community. 😉 (What happens in East All
 ington\, stays in East Allington... mostly because nobody can find their w
 ay out!) [Ed. ask no questions...]\n\nBarbarella was lost during her harin
 g duties and chased a mountain rescue group off the moor! We're still not 
 sure if they were more scared of her or her navigation skills.\n\nFob Jock
 ey regaled a few hashers with stories of his trip to St Lucia and missed t
 he marks\, ending up doing an extra mile - proving that you can take the h
 asher out of the country\, but you can't take the getting-lost out of the 
 hasher. Meanwhile\, Dimmers provided the day's entertainment by treating a
  puddle like the set of Jaws. Turns out our brave warrior was facing down 
 a terrifying one inch of water! [Ed. hash hero!] Maybe we should get him s
 ome armbands for next time? 😂\n\nBack at The Exchange\, Jyde was deafen
 ed by our singing of Happy Birthday - although\, to be fair\, our singing 
 would make even the tone-deaf cringe. [Ed. True dat.] Vindaloo received a 
 well-earned 800 run t-shirt (we suspect she's been running in circles to r
 ack up those numbers)\, while Live Wire received his 100 run t-shirt (only
  700 more to catch up!).\n\nDown Downs were awarded to:\n• - Vindaloo fo
 r her impressive 800 run milestone (either dedication or getting repeatedl
 y lost)\n• - Live Wire celebrating his 100th run (finally figured out wh
 at ON ON means)\n• - Boaty for being Best Hare (or best at confusing eve
 ryone)\n• - Jyde for his Birthday (another year wiser\, still getting lo
 st)\n• - Barbarella for getting lost on her own trail (impressive feat! 
 Even GPS would be proud)\n• - Fob Jockey for playing the pied piper and 
 leading hashers astray (some leaders lead to victory\, others... well...)\
 n\nON ON to EAST ALLINGTON.\n\nPhoto credit: Beefy\n👣\n\n🏃 📸 🍻
  You can enjoy more a few more pics from the Ivybridge Hash on 5th Februar
 y 2025 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 F
 acebook page 📸 🏃🍻\n👣\n________________________________________
 \nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣:\n\nHASH 1510 - EAST ALLINGTON February 2025\n\nC
 IRCLE UP 7.25pm\nOutside the Forstecue Arms\nEast Allington\nTotnes\nTQ10 
 7RA\nWhat3Words: waltzes.snapping.shipyards\n\nON DOWN:\nInside the Fortes
 cue Arms\n\nHare: Lord Overshot &amp\; Rusty Bottom\n\nFood:\nForm an orde
 rly queue for your Massive Sausage... (Other [wrong] options also availabl
 e.) No need to pre-order.\n\nFor further info\, please see the Hash 1510 e
 vent page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n\nAdd your photos of how the day wen
 t down (Weds 12th February\, 2025) to the Hash 1510 photo album on SH4's F
 acebook page \, courtesy: Rubbery.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at 
 East Allington on 12th February\, please submit your edition of The Words 
 to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (16th February\, 2025) - TVM! 
 📝\n👣\n________________________________________\nHASH DIARY - Upcomin
 g Events\n🎄\n\n🌟 POST-CHRISTMAS Hash Bash Weekend - 14th-16th Februa
 ry 2025 🌟\n\nThe SH4 event of the year so far is just days away - can't
  wait to see you all for what promises to be a very memorable weekend in t
 he English Riviera's premier resort (or something...) of Torbados!!!! 🥳
 \n\n🥳 SEE YOU THERE! 🥳\n\n👣\n___________________\n\n_____________
 ___________________________\n\nSH4 'EALTH &amp\; SAFETY\n\nPlease make a n
 ote of the new SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n\n🌟 SH4
  hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n\nUse this number to call for assis
 tance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to
  'base camp' (On Down) during the run .\n\n👣\n\n🌟 Don't forget to se
 e Rusty Bottom or Ching Chong before the hash to log you out on trail usin
 g the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own 
 digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n\nDon't forget to also check back in with th
 e 'On Secs you're safely back. 🌟\n\n👣\n_____________________________
 ___________\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your me
 mbership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusively 
 to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the b
 argain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fl
 eet! 😊\n\nSee a member of the committee at the next meet for yours.\n\n
 👣\n\n_____________________
CATEGORIES:Hash Trails
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