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SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1514 - Ye Olde Smokey House
DESCRIPTION:Please order food before the run\, menu is on pub website here\
 nThe Words according to WHISPERER\nBefore blundering on with the usual Wor
 ds buffoonery\, an important note:\n\nSquashed Balls has shared the follow
 ing arrangements for the wonderful Twin Buffers' (Audrey Rendle's) send-of
 f:\n\nThe funeral will be held on Tuesday 11th March at 3.30pm at St Mary 
 Magdalene Church\, Torquay\, TQ1 4BX.\nFollowing the service\, there will 
 be a wake at The Anchorage Hotel\, Aveland Quay\, Torquay\, TQ1 3PT\, wher
 e refreshments will be served.\n\nN.B. It is requested that no black be wo
 rn\, but plenty of colour.\n\n&nbsp\;\n\n🌟 👣 🌟\n\nHASH 1514 - MAR
 LDON\nJust got a message from Shaggy asking if I had done the words: total
 ly forgot I was doing them\, so time to start. [Ed. So honest\, Whisperer]
 \n\nMy battery charger decided to stop working today\, so I couldn’t cha
 rge my headtorch. I took a back-up torch\, but it was so bright I kept it 
 turned off to avoid a down down. [Ed. Absolutely the logical decision.]\n\
 nIt was Squashed Balls’ and Boaty’s hash\, so I was not sure what to e
 xpect: SB said 5 miles and mentioned Hangman’s Oak - I knew that if we d
 id a 10 mile loop we could include it… After a health and safety briefin
 g\, warnings of adders and what to do if somebody gets bitten\, we set off
  - in the direction of Hangman’s Oak…\n\nAt the first big check\, or c
 onfusion point\, everyone went wrong together\, following an arrow that co
 uld have pointed in two different directions: first\, we went up onto a fo
 otpath and followed it a long way - no flour - so we went back onto a long
  road\, and followed it for half a mile. Still no flour. So\, back to the 
 footpath\, and no flour again. Luckily the hare\, Boaty\, was there to not
  help us\, and we eventually found some flour three-quarters of a mile alo
 ng the road.\n\nI’m using Overshot’s notes… There’s something writ
 ten here about ‘bad handwriting’\, but I can’t make it all out… (E
 d. Neatly done 😂) Think it says the Shorts couldn’t decipher the firs
 t L/S split because of bad handwriting…\n\nWe were all warned during the
  health and safety briefing about the chance of tripping on a pothole\, I 
 think for Dimwit’s benefit. But Dimwit was already injured and was walki
 ng\, so not much chance of that. I did trip on one myself\, despite the wa
 rnings. [Ed. Well\, someone’s got to… Honest AND selfless\, Whisperer 
 🙏]\n\nWho Gives a Shit was wearing a headtorch around his chest\, and t
 he torch was at chest height [Ed. unexpectedly…😆]. Rizzo saw the heig
 ht of the torch and assumed it was Gary Glitter: she asked how she was\, a
 nd started chatting to an imaginary Gary Glitter - and wondered why she di
 dn’t give a shit. [👌🏻]\n\nThe planets had all aligned tonight\; th
 is brought luck to some and not to others. Not to Muckspreader\, who was t
 ricked into doing some overshooting for Overshot whilst Overshot ran back 
 onto the correct trail and got to the front of the Longs. But things did g
 o well for somebody in this Shaggy dog story: she got nearly all the check
 s right [Ed. Well\, I’m not going to shatter the illusion with something
  so pedestrian as the truth…👀] and did not run into the low-hanging t
 ree that we were warned about\, even though she forgot her headtorch [Ed. 
 Well\, obviously\, that’s because I took careful heed of the H&amp\;S br
 iefing. Oh\, and Marty leant me her - far superior - headtorch.]\n\nAfter 
 all the health and safety talks\, Nokkers was still not educated and neede
 d more information: Doggy Style explained further\, demonstrating what not
  to do as she stood in the road and nearly got hit by a scooter. The scoot
 er driver got a good telling off. [Ed. And 50 press-ups? No? What sort of 
 P.E. teacher are you\, DS?!]\n\nThe planets aligned for Rusty because it w
 as her birthday and she was given some chocolates\, which she used to torm
 ent us by putting on the table. Unopened. Overshot also thought they were 
 aligned for him as the RA because he was named at the same pub\, or so it 
 was debated: he claimed to be some kind of superman [Ed. a paragon of mode
 sty\, as ever].\n\nMan Pig came along to this hash\, as it was local for h
 im\, in an old-fashioned Rolls Royce - or\, at least\, something with a ma
 ssive bonnet…[Ed. Elizabeth Bennett was there? I totally missed the bit 
 where we strayed into a 19th period drama 😳] - didn’t see it\, but th
 ey said it was big. [Ed. Form an orderly queue\, ‘wits’ of the hash…
 ]\n\nSnoop Dogg might have been on the hash tonight because somebody was t
 alking about the Chronic - or it was Lowt’arse warning people of cars co
 ming and getting her words confused? Easily done. It really confused Olive
 : she didn’t know what was going on\, with the planets lining up and Low
 t’arse shouting that.\n\nBoaty was either a speedy hare or had been drop
 ped off [Ed. Presuming from a car. Precious few hints of bikes/helicopters
 /hovercraft/hot air balloons by the scribe] all over the hash - he was all
  over it. It was thought that he was definitely all over steering and chan
 ging gear with one hand\, and throwing out flour with the other… [Ed. Su
 rely not!] And flour had been thrown over from the motorway onto the cycle
  path [Ed. Now\, that takes some skill 👏]\n\nDown Downs went to:\n• S
 quashed Balls – Laying the trail for 5 miles and the hash being 5 miles 
 and OH being the On Home\, not Hangman’s Oak upside down.\n• Boaty –
  being all over the hash and appearing everywhere on the hash.\n• Dimwit
  – for doing the Short (that’s whats written here but don’t remember
  it)\n• Nutcracker – Something to do with a dog bowl - I missed it…I
 t also says Twitch [Ed. Twisted’s - sorry\, Lowt’arse’s - faithful h
 ound. But also\, don’t look at me…no idea 😬!]\n• Rusty – Birthd
 ay girl\, but couldn’t drink because of driving\, so not so lucky with t
 he planets after all.\n• Lowt’arse – mixing up the word ‘Petrol’
  with ‘Chronic’ [Ed. Understandable. They sound so alike…😂]\n• 
 Know Nuts – Offering to be chief sucker if anybody should be bitten by a
 n adder.\n[Ed. Ever the gentleman 😁]\n\nOn On to AVONWICK\, and two inj
 ured hares.\n\nPhoto credit: Squashed Balls\n👣\n\n🏃 📸 🍻 You ca
 n enjoy three (...) pics from the Marldon Hash on 26th February 2025 by ch
 ecking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page
  📸 🏃🍻\n\n👣\n________________________________________\nNext SH4
  Hash 🐷👣:\nHASH 1515 - AVONWICK\, 5th March 2025\n\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm
 \nOutside The Avon Inn\nAvonwick\nSouth Brent\nTQ10 9NB\n\nWhat3Words: inv
 oices.rumbles.loser\n\nON DOWN:\nInside The Avon Inn\n\nHares: Dimwit and 
 WetSpot\n\n🍕 FOOD 🍕\nBasket meals available - no need to pre-order.\
 n\nFor further info\, please see the Hash 1515 event page on the SH4 Faceb
 ook Group.\n\nAdd your photos of how the day went down (Weds 5th March\, 2
 025) to the Hash 1515 photo album on SH4's Facebook page \, courtesy: Rubb
 ery.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at Avonwick on 5th March\, please
  submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening
  (9th March\, 2025) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n\n_________________________________
 _______\n\nSH4 'EALTH &amp\; SAFETY\n\nPlease make a note of the new SH4 h
 ash phone number and add it to your phone:\n\n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 
 07922 103701 🌟\n\nUse this number to call for assistance if you come 'u
 nstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Dow
 n) during the run .\n\n👣\n\n🌟 Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom or Ch
 ing Chong before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled ch
 ecking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whi
 sperer).\n\nDon't forget to also check back in with the 'On Secs you're sa
 fely back. 🌟\n\n👣\n________________________________________\n\nSH4 M
 ercHASHdise\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly wit
 h a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\
 , to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50
  ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee a m
 ember of the committee at the next meet for yours.\n\n👣 - Please order 
 food before the run\, menu is on pub website here\nThe Words according to 
 WHISPERER\nBefore blundering on with the usual Words buffoonery\, an impor
 tant note:\n\nSquashed Balls has shared the following arrangements for the
  wonderful Twin Buffers' (Audrey Rendle's) send-off:\n\nThe funeral will b
 e held on Tuesday 11th March at 3.30pm at St Mary Magdalene Church\, Torqu
 ay\, TQ1 4BX.\nFollowing the service\, there will be a wake at The Anchora
 ge Hotel\, Aveland Quay\, Torquay\, TQ1 3PT\, where refreshments will be s
 erved.\n\nN.B. It is requested that no black be worn\, but plenty of colou
 r.\n\n&nbsp\;\n\n🌟 👣 🌟\n\nHASH 1514 - MARLDON\nJust got a message
  from Shaggy asking if I had done the words: totally forgot I was doing th
 em\, so time to start. [Ed. So honest\, Whisperer]\n\nMy battery charger d
 ecided to stop working today\, so I couldn’t charge my headtorch. I took
  a back-up torch\, but it was so bright I kept it turned off to avoid a do
 wn down. [Ed. Absolutely the logical decision.]\n\nIt was Squashed Balls
 ’ and Boaty’s hash\, so I was not sure what to expect: SB said 5 miles
  and mentioned Hangman’s Oak - I knew that if we did a 10 mile loop we c
 ould include it… After a health and safety briefing\, warnings of adders
  and what to do if somebody gets bitten\, we set off - in the direction of
  Hangman’s Oak…\n\nAt the first big check\, or confusion point\, every
 one went wrong together\, following an arrow that could have pointed in tw
 o different directions: first\, we went up onto a footpath and followed it
  a long way - no flour - so we went back onto a long road\, and followed i
 t for half a mile. Still no flour. So\, back to the footpath\, and no flou
 r again. Luckily the hare\, Boaty\, was there to not help us\, and we even
 tually found some flour three-quarters of a mile along the road.\n\nI’m 
 using Overshot’s notes… There’s something written here about ‘bad 
 handwriting’\, but I can’t make it all out… (Ed. Neatly done 😂) T
 hink it says the Shorts couldn’t decipher the first L/S split because of
  bad handwriting…\n\nWe were all warned during the health and safety bri
 efing about the chance of tripping on a pothole\, I think for Dimwit’s b
 enefit. But Dimwit was already injured and was walking\, so not much chanc
 e of that. I did trip on one myself\, despite the warnings. [Ed. Well\, so
 meone’s got to… Honest AND selfless\, Whisperer 🙏]\n\nWho Gives a S
 hit was wearing a headtorch around his chest\, and the torch was at chest 
 height [Ed. unexpectedly…😆]. Rizzo saw the height of the torch and as
 sumed it was Gary Glitter: she asked how she was\, and started chatting to
  an imaginary Gary Glitter - and wondered why she didn’t give a shit. [
 👌🏻]\n\nThe planets had all aligned tonight\; this brought luck to so
 me and not to others. Not to Muckspreader\, who was tricked into doing som
 e overshooting for Overshot whilst Overshot ran back onto the correct trai
 l and got to the front of the Longs. But things did go well for somebody i
 n this Shaggy dog story: she got nearly all the checks right [Ed. Well\, I
 ’m not going to shatter the illusion with something so pedestrian as the
  truth…👀] and did not run into the low-hanging tree that we were warn
 ed about\, even though she forgot her headtorch [Ed. Well\, obviously\, th
 at’s because I took careful heed of the H&amp\;S briefing. Oh\, and Mart
 y leant me her - far superior - headtorch.]\n\nAfter all the health and sa
 fety talks\, Nokkers was still not educated and needed more information: D
 oggy Style explained further\, demonstrating what not to do as she stood i
 n the road and nearly got hit by a scooter. The scooter driver got a good 
 telling off. [Ed. And 50 press-ups? No? What sort of P.E. teacher are you\
 , DS?!]\n\nThe planets aligned for Rusty because it was her birthday and s
 he was given some chocolates\, which she used to torment us by putting on 
 the table. Unopened. Overshot also thought they were aligned for him as th
 e RA because he was named at the same pub\, or so it was debated: he claim
 ed to be some kind of superman [Ed. a paragon of modesty\, as ever].\n\nMa
 n Pig came along to this hash\, as it was local for him\, in an old-fashio
 ned Rolls Royce - or\, at least\, something with a massive bonnet…[Ed. E
 lizabeth Bennett was there? I totally missed the bit where we strayed into
  a 19th period drama 😳] - didn’t see it\, but they said it was big. [
 Ed. Form an orderly queue\, ‘wits’ of the hash…]\n\nSnoop Dogg might
  have been on the hash tonight because somebody was talking about the Chro
 nic - or it was Lowt’arse warning people of cars coming and getting her 
 words confused? Easily done. It really confused Olive: she didn’t know w
 hat was going on\, with the planets lining up and Lowt’arse shouting tha
 t.\n\nBoaty was either a speedy hare or had been dropped off [Ed. Presumin
 g from a car. Precious few hints of bikes/helicopters/hovercraft/hot air b
 alloons by the scribe] all over the hash - he was all over it. It was thou
 ght that he was definitely all over steering and changing gear with one ha
 nd\, and throwing out flour with the other… [Ed. Surely not!] And flour 
 had been thrown over from the motorway onto the cycle path [Ed. Now\, that
  takes some skill 👏]\n\nDown Downs went to:\n• Squashed Balls – Lay
 ing the trail for 5 miles and the hash being 5 miles and OH being the On H
 ome\, not Hangman’s Oak upside down.\n• Boaty – being all over the h
 ash and appearing everywhere on the hash.\n• Dimwit – for doing the Sh
 ort (that’s whats written here but don’t remember it)\n• Nutcracker 
 – Something to do with a dog bowl - I missed it…It also says Twitch [E
 d. Twisted’s - sorry\, Lowt’arse’s - faithful hound. But also\, don
 ’t look at me…no idea 😬!]\n• Rusty – Birthday girl\, but couldn
 ’t drink because of driving\, so not so lucky with the planets after all
 .\n• Lowt’arse – mixing up the word ‘Petrol’ with ‘Chronic’ 
 [Ed. Understandable. They sound so alike…😂]\n• Know Nuts – Offeri
 ng to be chief sucker if anybody should be bitten by an adder.\n[Ed. Ever 
 the gentleman 😁]\n\nOn On to AVONWICK\, and two injured hares.\n\nPhoto
  credit: Squashed Balls\n👣\n\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy three (...) 
 pics from the Marldon Hash on 26th February 2025 by checking out Hash Flas
 h's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃🍻\n\n
 👣\n________________________________________\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣:\nH
 ASH 1515 - AVONWICK\, 5th March 2025\n\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nOutside The Avon
  Inn\nAvonwick\nSouth Brent\nTQ10 9NB\n\nWhat3Words: invoices.rumbles.lose
 r\n\nON DOWN:\nInside The Avon Inn\n\nHares: Dimwit and WetSpot\n\n🍕 FO
 OD 🍕\nBasket meals available - no need to pre-order.\n\nFor further inf
 o\, please see the Hash 1515 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n\nAdd 
 your photos of how the day went down (Weds 5th March\, 2025) to the Hash 1
 515 photo album on SH4's Facebook page \, courtesy: Rubbery.\n\n📝 If yo
 u are the lucky Scribe at Avonwick on 5th March\, please submit your editi
 on of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (9th March\, 2025
 ) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n\n________________________________________\n\nSH4 'EA
 LTH &amp\; SAFETY\n\nPlease make a note of the new SH4 hash phone number a
 nd add it to your phone:\n\n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\
 n\nUse this number to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the
  trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run 
 .\n\n👣\n\n🌟 Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom or Ching Chong before t
 he hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checkin
 g-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n\nDon't 
 forget to also check back in with the 'On Secs you're safely back. 🌟\n\
 n👣\n________________________________________\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise\n\nSho
 w your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 ca
 r sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, any
 one else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can aff
 ord one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee a member of the commi
 ttee at the next meet for yours.\n\n👣
CATEGORIES:Hash Trails
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