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SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1516 - Cann Woods Car Park\, Sparkwell
DESCRIPTION:On Down:The Stannery CourtRidgewayPlymptonPL7 2AA\n\n\nWhat3wor
 ds:https://what3words.com/common.landed.glass\nSee less\n\n\n\nThe Words a
 ccording to BEEF CURTAINS\n🌟 👣 🌟\n\nHASH 1516 - CANN WOODS\n\nEd.
  This email comes with sincere apologies to Beefy for not having any oppor
 tunity to send his superlative words out any earlier\, or for embellishing
  in the usual idiotic and utterly unnecessary manner (which I am sure the 
 majority will consider a blessed relief!). And also to everyone else. Sack
  the Editor!!\n\nThe South Hams Hashers had no trouble finding Cann Woods\
 , especially with Pony Shafter stationed at the car park gate\, enthusiast
 ically guiding cars in with the flickering glow of his lightsaber that he 
 just so happened to have in the boot of his car. Darth Pony\, accompanied 
 by his Padawan Beef Curtains\, anxiously scanned the horizon\, helping GHR
  and She's Ready who\, having laid the trail\, had made a quick getaway fr
 om the car park\, swapping Toby the Dog for ComeTonight before taking the 
 scenic route back to the trail and almost ending up in Plymbridge after so
 me dodgy navigation!\n\nAs Hashers trickled into the car park\, expertly g
 uided by the professional Pony Shafter\, Dimwit\, Livewire\, Doggy Style a
 nd others had no trouble navigating the lot before pulling up to savour a 
 brief moment of tranquillity before the trail. As more and more arrivals j
 oined the gathering\, Vindaloo parked up and glanced over\, assuming they 
 were watching fellow Hashers limber up - only to realise\, with mild embar
 rassment\, that it was actually a young couple preparing for their own kin
 d of workout. Just in time\, GHR returned to rally the circle\, while thos
 e still adjusting to the brisk chill of Cann Woods - Gaffer\, Boaty McBoat
 face\, and a few others\, attempted to fend off the cold with an impromptu
  jig.\n\nA safety briefing was given\, though it notably omitted a crucial
  warning about low-hanging trees - a particular hazard in these woods. Aft
 er all\, it was here that Wetspot met his untimely fate\, ascending to the
  great Hash in the sky after an unfortunate encounter with a fallen tree d
 uring a Plympton Hash.\n\nSoon\, they were off\, with She'sReady barking o
 rders at the Longs before a check sent confusion rippling through the rank
 s. Luckily\, Dimwit was on hand to spot a mark in the distance\, only for 
 the eager pack to charge toward it\, discovering too late that it was mere
 ly a broken log gleaming white in the headtorch beam. Just as chaos threat
 ened to take hold\, Shaggy bolted off in the right direction\, and the rac
 e was back on. At the next check\, Boaty McBoatface took an optimistic app
 roach\; sure\, they were lost in the woods\, but at least the freezing tem
 peratures kept things... refreshing. Meanwhile\, She's Ready was feeling t
 he cold more than most\, having already spent time laying trail\, but the 
 stampede of South Hams Hashers ensured no one had the chance to slow down.
  More checks meant more confusion\, with Overshot and Re-Entry turning the
  game tactical\; both deliberately stopping their calls to throw the other
  off course. It worked a little too well\, as Woggle\, blissfully unaware\
 , found himself halfway up the Shorts before realising no-one had mentione
 d they were actually on the Longs. Further back\, Bad Knees Beef Curtains\
 , Rizzo\, and Who Gives a Shit were making steady progress when Whisperer 
 suddenly materialised out of nowhere\, accompanied by a flustered Woggle\,
  who may or may not have gone completely the wrong way but at least got in
  some extra mileage in.\nBattling through a dense patch of Christmas trees
 \, Nice Tackle refused to be slowed down\, ploughing ahead with such deter
 mination that he nearly took out (W)Anchorman\, who just happened to be in
  his path at the wrong time. Racing around\, there was a fleeting moment o
 f glory as Gaffer found himself leading the pack\, a swarm of Hashers trai
 ling in his wake. He was in his element\, effortlessly showing them how it
  was done\, his years of Hashing experience finally paying off. That is\, 
 until Re-Entry came charging through\, somehow guessing four checks in a r
 ow and blasting past.\nPony Shafter and the walkers were enjoying a leisur
 ely\, civilised stroll through the woods\, at least until a stampede of Lo
 ngs came crashing through\, shattering the peace. Unbothered by the urgenc
 y\, Doggy Style and Yeuck took their time\, savouring the crisp evening ai
 r before eventually arriving back at the car park\, conveniently at the sa
 me time as everyone else.\n\nMeanwhile\, some curious local dog walkers\, 
 drawn in by the commotion\, had Catflap enthusiastically pitching the wond
 ers of Hashing until Madam Cyn swiftly dragged him away\, prioritising get
 ting changed and getting warm over his recruitment efforts!\nIn the Pub\nT
 he Stannary Court welcomed the Hashers with open arms - or at least as ope
 n as the understaffed bar allowed. A queue quickly formed\, not because th
 ese seasoned drinkers were unfamiliar with pub etiquette\, but simply due 
 to a lack of hands pulling pints. Yeuck\, ever the problem solver\, opted 
 to bypass the wait by using the app\, only to end up fighting the app to t
 ry to get her drinks order in. Woggle found himself surrounded by a deluge
  of Hashers wishing him happy birthday.\n\nThe Hashers staked out their ow
 n section of the pub as Gaffer prepared to take on RA duties. Glancing at 
 his audience\, he quickly realised that nearly half the crowd consisted of
  Plympton Hashers. Unfazed\, he saw the humour in it\; much like Plymouth 
 City Council’s plans to absorb parts of South Hams\, it seemed the Hashe
 rs were experiencing their own quiet takeover!\n\nFor Nominations\, Doggy 
 Style’s parking was called into question\, Pony Shafter’s Punch Up wit
 h a Hedge was a highlight and Gaffer did his best to shout over the noise 
 of a lively Spoons on a Wednesday night!\n\nDown Downs went to:\nThe above
 -named and...others!\n\nOn On to PLYMSTOCK\n\nPhoto credit: Beefy (PH3...a
 nd now\, The Dark Side!! Oh no\, sorry - SH4.)\n👣\n\n🏃 📸 🍻 You
  can enjoy some further tree-strewn photo evidence from the Avonwick Hash 
 on 12th March 2025 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album 
 on the SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃🍻\n\n👣\n__________________________
 ______________\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣:\nHASH 1517 - PLYMSTOCK\, 19th Marc
 h 2025\n\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nOutside the Elburton Hotel\, Plymstock\, PL9 8
 HX\nWhat3Words: twin.grades.noises\n\nON DOWN:\nInside the Elburton Hotel\
 , Plymstock\, PL9 8HX\n\nHares: Fluffy Dice and Silly Shunt\n\nFor further
  info\, please see the Hash 1517 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n\n
 Add your photos of how the day went down (Weds19th March\, 2025) to the Ha
 sh 1517 photo album on SH4's Facebook page \, courtesy: Rubbery.\n\n📝 I
 f you are the lucky Scribe at Plymstock on 19th March\, please submit your
  edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (23rd March
 \, 2025) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n\n________________________________________\n\n
 SH4 'EALTH &amp\; SAFETY\n\nPlease make a note of the new SH4 hash phone n
 umber and add it to your phone:\n\n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 10370
 1 🌟\n\nUse this number to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out
  on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during t
 he run .\n\n👣\n\n🌟 Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom or Ching Chong b
 efore the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/
 checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n\
 nDon't forget to also check back in with the 'On Secs you're safely back. 
 🌟\n\n👣\n________________________________________\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise
 \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke
  SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fai
 r\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you 
 can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee a member of th
 e committee at the next meet for yours.\n\n👣\n\n_____________________\n
 \n - On Down:The Stannery CourtRidgewayPlymptonPL7 2AA\n\n\nWhat3words:htt
 ps://what3words.com/common.landed.glass\nSee less\n\n\n\nThe Words accordi
 ng to BEEF CURTAINS\n🌟 👣 🌟\n\nHASH 1516 - CANN WOODS\n\nEd. This 
 email comes with sincere apologies to Beefy for not having any opportunity
  to send his superlative words out any earlier\, or for embellishing in th
 e usual idiotic and utterly unnecessary manner (which I am sure the majori
 ty will consider a blessed relief!). And also to everyone else. Sack the E
 ditor!!\n\nThe South Hams Hashers had no trouble finding Cann Woods\, espe
 cially with Pony Shafter stationed at the car park gate\, enthusiastically
  guiding cars in with the flickering glow of his lightsaber that he just s
 o happened to have in the boot of his car. Darth Pony\, accompanied by his
  Padawan Beef Curtains\, anxiously scanned the horizon\, helping GHR and S
 he's Ready who\, having laid the trail\, had made a quick getaway from the
  car park\, swapping Toby the Dog for ComeTonight before taking the scenic
  route back to the trail and almost ending up in Plymbridge after some dod
 gy navigation!\n\nAs Hashers trickled into the car park\, expertly guided 
 by the professional Pony Shafter\, Dimwit\, Livewire\, Doggy Style and oth
 ers had no trouble navigating the lot before pulling up to savour a brief 
 moment of tranquillity before the trail. As more and more arrivals joined 
 the gathering\, Vindaloo parked up and glanced over\, assuming they were w
 atching fellow Hashers limber up - only to realise\, with mild embarrassme
 nt\, that it was actually a young couple preparing for their own kind of w
 orkout. Just in time\, GHR returned to rally the circle\, while those stil
 l adjusting to the brisk chill of Cann Woods - Gaffer\, Boaty McBoatface\,
  and a few others\, attempted to fend off the cold with an impromptu jig.\
 n\nA safety briefing was given\, though it notably omitted a crucial warni
 ng about low-hanging trees - a particular hazard in these woods. After all
 \, it was here that Wetspot met his untimely fate\, ascending to the great
  Hash in the sky after an unfortunate encounter with a fallen tree during 
 a Plympton Hash.\n\nSoon\, they were off\, with She'sReady barking orders 
 at the Longs before a check sent confusion rippling through the ranks. Luc
 kily\, Dimwit was on hand to spot a mark in the distance\, only for the ea
 ger pack to charge toward it\, discovering too late that it was merely a b
 roken log gleaming white in the headtorch beam. Just as chaos threatened t
 o take hold\, Shaggy bolted off in the right direction\, and the race was 
 back on. At the next check\, Boaty McBoatface took an optimistic approach\
 ; sure\, they were lost in the woods\, but at least the freezing temperatu
 res kept things... refreshing. Meanwhile\, She's Ready was feeling the col
 d more than most\, having already spent time laying trail\, but the stampe
 de of South Hams Hashers ensured no one had the chance to slow down. More 
 checks meant more confusion\, with Overshot and Re-Entry turning the game 
 tactical\; both deliberately stopping their calls to throw the other off c
 ourse. It worked a little too well\, as Woggle\, blissfully unaware\, foun
 d himself halfway up the Shorts before realising no-one had mentioned they
  were actually on the Longs. Further back\, Bad Knees Beef Curtains\, Rizz
 o\, and Who Gives a Shit were making steady progress when Whisperer sudden
 ly materialised out of nowhere\, accompanied by a flustered Woggle\, who m
 ay or may not have gone completely the wrong way but at least got in some 
 extra mileage in.\nBattling through a dense patch of Christmas trees\, Nic
 e Tackle refused to be slowed down\, ploughing ahead with such determinati
 on that he nearly took out (W)Anchorman\, who just happened to be in his p
 ath at the wrong time. Racing around\, there was a fleeting moment of glor
 y as Gaffer found himself leading the pack\, a swarm of Hashers trailing i
 n his wake. He was in his element\, effortlessly showing them how it was d
 one\, his years of Hashing experience finally paying off. That is\, until 
 Re-Entry came charging through\, somehow guessing four checks in a row and
  blasting past.\nPony Shafter and the walkers were enjoying a leisurely\, 
 civilised stroll through the woods\, at least until a stampede of Longs ca
 me crashing through\, shattering the peace. Unbothered by the urgency\, Do
 ggy Style and Yeuck took their time\, savouring the crisp evening air befo
 re eventually arriving back at the car park\, conveniently at the same tim
 e as everyone else.\n\nMeanwhile\, some curious local dog walkers\, drawn 
 in by the commotion\, had Catflap enthusiastically pitching the wonders of
  Hashing until Madam Cyn swiftly dragged him away\, prioritising getting c
 hanged and getting warm over his recruitment efforts!\nIn the Pub\nThe Sta
 nnary Court welcomed the Hashers with open arms - or at least as open as t
 he understaffed bar allowed. A queue quickly formed\, not because these se
 asoned drinkers were unfamiliar with pub etiquette\, but simply due to a l
 ack of hands pulling pints. Yeuck\, ever the problem solver\, opted to byp
 ass the wait by using the app\, only to end up fighting the app to try to 
 get her drinks order in. Woggle found himself surrounded by a deluge of Ha
 shers wishing him happy birthday.\n\nThe Hashers staked out their own sect
 ion of the pub as Gaffer prepared to take on RA duties. Glancing at his au
 dience\, he quickly realised that nearly half the crowd consisted of Plymp
 ton Hashers. Unfazed\, he saw the humour in it\; much like Plymouth City C
 ouncil’s plans to absorb parts of South Hams\, it seemed the Hashers wer
 e experiencing their own quiet takeover!\n\nFor Nominations\, Doggy Style
 ’s parking was called into question\, Pony Shafter’s Punch Up with a H
 edge was a highlight and Gaffer did his best to shout over the noise of a 
 lively Spoons on a Wednesday night!\n\nDown Downs went to:\nThe above-name
 d and...others!\n\nOn On to PLYMSTOCK\n\nPhoto credit: Beefy (PH3...and no
 w\, The Dark Side!! Oh no\, sorry - SH4.)\n👣\n\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can 
 enjoy some further tree-strewn photo evidence from the Avonwick Hash on 12
 th March 2025 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on th
 e SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃🍻\n\n👣\n_______________________________
 _________\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣:\nHASH 1517 - PLYMSTOCK\, 19th March 202
 5\n\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nOutside the Elburton Hotel\, Plymstock\, PL9 8HX\nW
 hat3Words: twin.grades.noises\n\nON DOWN:\nInside the Elburton Hotel\, Ply
 mstock\, PL9 8HX\n\nHares: Fluffy Dice and Silly Shunt\n\nFor further info
 \, please see the Hash 1517 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n\nAdd y
 our photos of how the day went down (Weds19th March\, 2025) to the Hash 15
 17 photo album on SH4's Facebook page \, courtesy: Rubbery.\n\n📝 If you
  are the lucky Scribe at Plymstock on 19th March\, please submit your edit
 ion of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (23rd March\, 20
 25) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n\n________________________________________\n\nSH4 '
 EALTH &amp\; SAFETY\n\nPlease make a note of the new SH4 hash phone number
  and add it to your phone:\n\n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 
 🌟\n\nUse this number to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out o
 n the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the
  run .\n\n👣\n\n🌟 Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom or Ching Chong bef
 ore the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/ch
 ecking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n\nD
 on't forget to also check back in with the 'On Secs you're safely back. 
 🌟\n\n👣\n________________________________________\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise
 \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke
  SH4 car sticker!\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fai
 r\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you 
 can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n\nSee a member of th
 e committee at the next meet for yours.\n\n👣\n\n_____________________\n
 \n
CATEGORIES:Hash Trails
LOCATION:Cann Woods Car Park\, Sparkwell Sparkwell\, Plymouth \, PL7 5ED
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