BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:556@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20250326T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20250326T230000 DTSTAMP:20250401T134250Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1518/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1518 - White Hart (Modbury) DESCRIPTION:Nokkers needs to give pub an idea of orders by Tuesday morning. Please either respond on this chat or message Nokkers. Chips only £3 - b argain\n\n\n\n \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words accor ding to TIGHT NUTS\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\nHASH 1518 - MODBURY\nFEELING HOT\, HOT\, HOT!\n Nokkers and Py had a lovely day to lay the hash around Modbury\, with the sun shining and the heat turning up at long last. The GM circled everyone up in the usual way - with her whistle - in the Modbury car park\, said h er fun fact of the night [Ed. another little chestnut of wisdom\, no doubt \, but...🤷‍♀️ (Sorry\, DS!)] \, then handed over to Nokkers\, wh o advised the hash of the mileage - and off they went.\n\nAs we left the c ar park\, we clambered over the style and up and up we went until we were above Modbury\; the shouting of 'OnOn' was slightly lacking\, as most were gasping for breath at this point! You know that after an up there is alwa ys a down\, and down we went - down towards the large stream. This is when we had a L/S split and a well-earned sweetie stop. At this point\, Shagg y hadn't fallen over or hurt herself - this was up in London this week [E d. I've got nothing... Either as to why being in London might be relevan t\, or an explanation as to how\, so early in the evening\, natural clumsi ness had not already prevailed]. It was a lovely\, well-laid hash and glo rious weather. [Ed. Wow. Succinct!]\n\nOn downs was back in the White Har t\, with the pub being taken over by hashers: what a lovely venue to be a ble to spread out and yap to all.\n\nOlive started her RA. I'm not sure if she was feeling hot or she thought SH4 were all hot\, but she talked a lo t about hot. Wetspot\, Dimmers and Whisperer [Ed. the first three hashers that spring to mind in close juxtaposition to a discussion on  the subje ct of 'hot'\, of course 😘] were seen posted on social media in dresses : I think they were trying to get into the Victoria's Secret catalogue\;  Olive thought it was a hideous example of modelling causing the earth to shake and making the UK sun come out [Ed. one of the lesser known of Kipl ing's 'Just So' stories...] I'm happy for them to model every week if it brings the sun out!\n\nIn the same post on social media\, the terrible th ree some were on a blind date - I think this is when Olive got hot talkin g about The Blind Spot [Ed. if only...] and not The Hot Spot. Olive then told us what we shouldn't do on a first date: re-reading her notes\, I  needed a bucket again - I'm glad I'm not first-dating these days!\n\nAls o feeling hot\, we had a male stripper: yep\, you got it - the one and o nly Gaffer was topless\, spraying himself in water thinking he is a model from an Athena poster (I had to Google Athena posters\, and I can safely say Olive needs glasses!) [Ed. besides\, that famous cinnamon complexion would be completely wasted in Athena's classic B&\;W format...]. Ging Gang was also feeling hot and was overheard saying to Nut Cracker she h ad found a ball and had to pump it up so it wasn't limp. Filth was also fe eling hot when she found a frog\, kissed it but no Prince Charming appear ed [Ed. *sigh*...you just can't get the enchanted amphibians these days]. Re-Entry got lost (no surprise there) and none of the Longs wanted to call him back\, so he ended up in a ditch [Ed. just exactly as he intended\, I think you'll find\, if you were to ask him...]. Allegedly\, GM told R E not to kick out a check and to leave it for the Longs: GM is booking RE in for a hearing check. At one point Olive was at the front of the Longs : she must have got a lift there [Ed. Bold talk: better hope she doesn't catch you!]. Dimmers and Fobjockey were overheard talking about memory lo ss and forgetfulness: is this age-related\, dementia or just MENopause? (E d. very good...but no talk of hot flushes? 'Shame: that would have doveta iled so neatly...)\n\nBlown Off and Anchorman enjoyed going down down for ages - another two that became hot. Nice Tackle was struggling with hotn ess this week\, as he's been stripping (Ed. just wallpaper\, disappointing ly) all week. GHR was running well as he was ahead of Gaffer: this must b e due to GHR's new hot\, slim physique. Then GHR was heard to say that Com e Tonight looks as stunning now as the day he married her: oh\, GHR - you hot softy!\n\nWritten by TightNuts' ghost writer [Ed. no prizes...].\n\nD own Downs:\n\n\n Nokkers &\; Py - hares\n\n[And the below\, for an ass ortment of entirely spurious - and clearly not memorable - reasons]\n\n\n Rizzo\n Doggy Style \n Fob Jockey\n Nice Tackle\n Ging Gang [some debate as to whether this may have been delegated to Goolie (it was ale\ , after all) - recollections are hazy]\n Jyde\n Shaggy\n\nONON to LUTTO N Near Cornwood \n\nPhoto credit: Doggy Style\n👣\n\n🏃 📸 🍻  You can enjoy some more remarkably mud-(and\, indeed\, running)free ph otos from the Modbury Hash on 26th March 2025 by checking out Hash Flash 's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃🍻\n\n 👣\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1519 - LUTTON\, 1st April 2025\ n \nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nThe Mountain Inn\nOld Chapel Road\nLutton\nPL21 9SA \nWhat3Words: eternally.dividing.variation \n \nON DOWN:\nInside The Mo untain Inn\n \nHares: Dulux &\; Jelly Baby\n\nHash Food:\n🌟 Orders in advance to DULUX please - ALL pizzas a bargainous £10.00. Chips wi ll be available\, too.🌟\n\n\n\n\n\nFor further info\, please see the H ash 1519 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n\nAdd your photos of ho w the day went down (Weds 26th March\, 2025) to the Hash 1519 photo albu m on SH4's Facebook page \, courtesy: Rubbery.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at Lutton on 1st April\, please submit your edition of The W ords to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (6th April\, 2025) - TVM!  📝\n👣\n \n  \nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note o f the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call for assi stance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run .\n \n👣\n \n🌟 \n).Whispere r (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, checking-out/checking-in ap p to log you out on trail using the new-fangled see Rusty Bottom or Ching Chong before the hashDon't forget to \n\n🌟\n\n👣\nDon't forget to a lso check back in with the 'On Secs you're safely back. \n \nSH4 MercHA SHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly wi th a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\n\n \n\nto SH4 members (and\, to be fair\ , anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you c an afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊 exclusivelyAvailable \n \n\nat the next meet for yours.a member of the committee See \n \n 👣\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - Nokkers needs to give pub an idea of orders by Tuesday morning. Please either respond on t his chat or message Nokkers. Chips only £3 - bargain\n\n\n\n \;\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to TIGHT NUTS\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\nH ASH 1518 - MODBURY\nFEELING HOT\, HOT\, HOT!\nNokkers and Py had a lovel y day to lay the hash around Modbury\, with the sun shining and the heat t urning up at long last. The GM circled everyone up in the usual way - with her whistle - in the Modbury car park\, said her fun fact of the night [E d. another little chestnut of wisdom\, no doubt\, but...🤷‍♀️ (Sor ry\, DS!)] \, then handed over to Nokkers\, who advised the hash of the m ileage - and off they went.\n\nAs we left the car park\, we clambered over the style and up and up we went until we were above Modbury\; the shoutin g of 'OnOn' was slightly lacking\, as most were gasping for breath at this point! You know that after an up there is always a down\, and down we wen t - down towards the large stream. This is when we had a L/S split and a w ell-earned sweetie stop. At this point\, Shaggy hadn't fallen over or hur t herself - this was up in London this week [Ed. I've got nothing... Eith er as to why being in London might be relevant\, or an explanation as to how\, so early in the evening\, natural clumsiness had not already prevai led]. It was a lovely\, well-laid hash and glorious weather. [Ed. Wow. S uccinct!]\n\nOn downs was back in the White Hart\, with the pub being tak en over by hashers: what a lovely venue to be able to spread out and yap t o all.\n\nOlive started her RA. I'm not sure if she was feeling hot or she thought SH4 were all hot\, but she talked a lot about hot. Wetspot\, Dim mers and Whisperer [Ed. the first three hashers that spring to mind in clo se juxtaposition to a discussion on  the subject of 'hot'\, of course 😘] were seen posted on social media in dresses: I think they were try ing to get into the Victoria's Secret catalogue\; Olive thought it was a hideous example of modelling causing the earth to shake and making the UK sun come out [Ed. one of the lesser known of Kipling's 'Just So' stories.. .] I'm happy for them to model every week if it brings the sun out!\n\nIn the same post on social media\, the terrible three some were on a blind date - I think this is when Olive got hot talking about The Blind Spot [E d. if only...] and not The Hot Spot. Olive then told us what we shouldn' t do on a first date: re-reading her notes\, I needed a bucket again - I'm glad I'm not first-dating these days!\n\nAlso feeling hot\, we had a m ale stripper: yep\, you got it - the one and only Gaffer was topless\, s praying himself in water thinking he is a model from an Athena poster (I h ad to Google Athena posters\, and I can safely say Olive needs glasses!) [Ed. besides\, that famous cinnamon complexion would be completely wasted in Athena's classic B&\;W format...]. Ging Gang was also feeling hot and was overheard saying to Nut Cracker she had found a ball and had to pump it up so it wasn't limp. Filth was also feeling hot when she found a frog\, kissed it but no Prince Charming appeared [Ed. *sigh*...you just can't get the enchanted amphibians these days]. Re-Entry got lost (no surp rise there) and none of the Longs wanted to call him back\, so he ended up in a ditch [Ed. just exactly as he intended\, I think you'll find\, if you were to ask him...]. Allegedly\, GM told RE not to kick out a check and to leave it for the Longs: GM is booking RE in for a hearing check.  At one point Olive was at the front of the Longs: she must have got a lif t there [Ed. Bold talk: better hope she doesn't catch you!]. Dimmers and F objockey were overheard talking about memory loss and forgetfulness: is t his age-related\, dementia or just MENopause? (Ed. very good...but no talk of hot flushes? 'Shame: that would have dovetailed so neatly...)\n\nBlow n Off and Anchorman enjoyed going down down for ages - another two that b ecame hot. Nice Tackle was struggling with hotness this week\, as he's be en stripping (Ed. just wallpaper\, disappointingly) all week. GHR was runn ing well as he was ahead of Gaffer: this must be due to GHR's new hot\, s lim physique. Then GHR was heard to say that Come Tonight looks as stunnin g now as the day he married her: oh\, GHR - you hot softy!\n\nWritten by TightNuts' ghost writer [Ed. no prizes...].\n\nDown Downs:\n\n\n Nokkers &\; Py - hares\n\n[And the below\, for an assortment of entirely spurio us - and clearly not memorable - reasons]\n\n\n Rizzo\n Doggy Style \ n Fob Jockey\n Nice Tackle\n Ging Gang [some debate as to whether this may have been delegated to Goolie (it was ale\, after all) - recollectio ns are hazy]\n Jyde\n Shaggy\n\nONON to LUTTON Near Cornwood \n\nPhot o credit: Doggy Style\n👣\n\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy some mor e remarkably mud-(and\, indeed\, running)free photos from the Modbury Hash  on 26th March 2025 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo alb um on the SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃🍻\n\n👣\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷 👣: \nHASH 1519 - LUTTON\, 1st April 2025\n \nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nThe Mountain Inn\nOld Chapel Road\nLutton\nPL21 9SA\nWhat3Words: eternally.div iding.variation \n \nON DOWN:\nInside The Mountain Inn\n \nHares: Dulu x &\; Jelly Baby\n\nHash Food:\n🌟 Orders in advance to DULUX plea se - ALL pizzas a bargainous £10.00. Chips will be available\, too.🌟\ n\n\n\n\n\nFor further info\, please see the Hash 1519 event page on the  SH4 Facebook Group.\n\nAdd your photos of how the day went down (Weds 2 6th March\, 2025) to the Hash 1519 photo album on SH4's Facebook page  \, courtesy: Rubbery.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at Lutton on 1st April\, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.u k by Sunday evening (6th April\, 2025) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n \n  \nSH4  'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone numbe r and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701  🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call for assistance if you come 'unstu ck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) d uring the run .\n \n👣\n \n🌟 \n).Whisperer (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, checking-out/checking-in app to log you out on trail using the new-fangled see Rusty Bottom or Ching Chong before the hashDon' t forget to \n\n🌟\n\n👣\nDon't forget to also check back in with the 'On Secs you're safely back. \n \nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car stick er!\n\n\n \n\nto SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants o ne...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every ve hicle in your fleet! 😊 exclusivelyAvailable \n \n\nat the next meet for yours.a member of the committee See \n \n👣\n____________________ _\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:White Hart (Modbury) 2 Church St\, Modbury\, PL21 0QW GEO:50.349021;-3.887205 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=2 Church St\, Modbury\, PL2 1 0QW\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=White Hart (Modbury):geo :50.349021,-3.887205 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20241027T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR