BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:559@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20250416T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20250416T230000 DTSTAMP:20250422T102826Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1521/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1521 - Cadover Bridge DESCRIPTION:On Down is at the Moorland Hotel\nPlease order food before the hash\nCheesy Chips - £5\, Burger &\; Chips - £15\n \;\n\n \;\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to TRIPLE TOP\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\nHASH 1521 - CADOVER BRIDGE\n[Ed. Just remarkable coincidence that t he software auto-corrects this to 'Cadaver Bridge'...? You decide!]\n\nNam es have not been changed to protect the innocent and all accounts are comp letely true! [Ed. as per tradition\, of course. Anyone who might think to question the veracity of The Words...simply needs another drink in order to accurately recall this version.]\n\nAs the hashers cars gathered at Cad over Bridge carpark\, it was noted that they were surrounding a few other vehicles with strangely steamed-up windows...rocking around... The occupa nts must have been looking for something they had dropped in the footwell. .. [Ed. the only explanation I could think of\, too...] Dimmers could be proudly heard stating he had an oddly sore throat…as he appeared from La zy Git's car with Wetspot\, grinning [👀]. Wetspot was then seen skulki ng off with a brown paper bag behind a bush to secretly eat a Gregg's stea k slice - knew it!\n\nThe Circle Up began with hashers appearing from var ious bushes and vehicles\, and Doggy Style racing into the carpark in a ga ngster-esque blacked-out Land Rover Defender. DS delivered the Health and Safety spiel\, something about dogging\, and 'seagull-ing'\, whatever tha t is... Must ask Doggy Style as am too afraid to Google-search it [Ed. som e might be content to never know...] !\n\nOver to the Hares…. The newly- formed Nice Entry\, previously Nice Tackle and Re-Entry\, denied all respo nsibility for any safety in respect of the impending hash\, including a s pecific danger element\, as per article 12 subsection 6 of the South Hams guidebook. There was some discussion\, then\, on whether the trail was a ctually in the South Hams\, and the fact the Plympton Hash marks were bein g used\, much to the disgust of most! Lies about distance\, the trail bein g flat\, no water or any hills were briefed by both hares [Ed. reassuring to hear all other hash criteria were duly observed]\, and then the hashers were off: Longs to the left and Shorts to the right.\n\nBlown Off was le ading\, as Re-Entry was haring (but was itching to get involved)\; a smal l loop\, culminating in both Longs and Shorts arriving at the previously-d iscussed danger element: a river crossing. While not usually an issue\, t his river looked more like a Canadian white-water rafting run! Rusty sei zed the opportunity to lead the way\, taking two steps in...to then be se en leaning to one side before suddenly disappearing into the swirling rapi ds! Blown Off seized the opportunity\, bounding past her [Ed. ever the ge nt 😆] to then also be consumed by Poseidon's younger\, more-butch cous in as well [Ed. while the South Hams/Dartmoor is arguably one of the less er-known\, furthest-flung outposts of Ancient Greece\, he should really  have expected nothing less...]. Rusty\, all but submerged at this point\, apart from one boob pointing out - which was luckily where her phone was s tashed [Ed. not this hasherette's first rodeo/river-crossing...!] - was lo oking back hoping to see her fellow hasherettes coming to the rescue\, but instead saw Wetspot leading the majority to short-cut like the Pied Pipe r of South Hams [Ed. Unbeliev-...oh\, wait. Good to see your essential Wet spot-ness is not at all diminished since your injury\, Wetspot: welcome ba ck! 😘]. Beef Curtains was heard to state that he would be swept away \, looking at the others\, so also retreated. Five brave souls managed the crossing\, including Triple Top\, Anchorman and Can’t Come forming a hu man chain to bridge the torrents\, with Olive and Low-t'arse bringing up the rear like true Longs! 👏\n\nThe hash was on\, Longs chasing the Sho rts down\, in\, around\, up and down\, through gorse bushes and stony trai ls. GHR was hailed a hero for leading the Shorts over the bridge to avoid wet tootsies\, though rumour has it Doggy Style was the actual hero. Reac hing the second Long/Short split\, the Longs stretched into two groups\, w ith the Shorts diving right\, happy to be heading back around. The Longs s tarted up the road\, darting onto the roadside bank\, following the dust. A small group leading not sure if they were the only longs arriving at a f ish hook\, tracking back to back of the small group then continuing back u p the road. Reaching the upper carpark overlooking the quarry\, Blown sat on the HA-HA as the rest of the group reached it\, with the glorious suns et filling the sky to the right. [Ed. pure poetry\, TT] While the small gr oup surveyed the beauty\, Can’t Come was heard mumbling something about being a character out of the Blue Oyster Bar! [Ed. I did Google that... I am just ever so slightly concerned that\, now mid-April\, leather-clad ha shing may present a very real risk of dangerous overheating\, Can't Come?] \n\nOn that note\, the group turned back to get back to the Short split\,  Blown and Muckspreader talking Swedish...house design and bungalows. Can t Come's interest was piqued by the Swedish part [Ed. naturligtvis]. Tr iple Top was just behind\, with Anchorman\, only for Wetspot to overtake Triple Top - who then stated he would have to retire if this carries on! Must be his [Wetspot's] dust-like Vegan bones and the rabbit food he is al ways eating making him lighter [Ed. be careful not to pay him too many com pliments\, now...😉]! The group then passed the rest of the Longs - Riz zo\, WGAS\, Lactaster\, Olive and Low-t'arse - guess the fish hook didn ’t quite work! Olive and Low-t'arse pushed on to the HA-HA like true L ongs: good work. Rumour has it that\, as they were coming back down to th e Short split\, Olive proudly started to push the pace\, saying to Low-t' arse that Re Entry was watching them from the split - only to realise it was an orange life-buoy on a post when they got closer! [Ed. easily done.. . 😆 Not known for standing still for any length of time\, though\, Re -Entry.]\n\nBack to the Shorts\, where there was also some excitement occu rring: Lady Godiva realised she had lost her phone\, and Doggy Style too k charge\, directing the shorts in a military-style search and rescue miss ion\, combing the trail in a five-person grid until the pink cased phone w as located! [Ed. a master at work... That's why DS is GM!] The third Long/ Short split saw the Shorts heading back toward the carpark\, Longs off on the last loop\, Wetspot fading (fortunately) as the pace picked up and the sun was setting. (Beef Curtains will have some awesome photos [Ed. He do es. Added a couple extra to the usual one on account of just how stunning  they are!]). There were reports of WetSpot flashing his Vegan-ness [Ed. yikes. The Words were submitted via an email address which badged them 'Un classified'\, but with no warning that they might be X-rated. Hope everyon e has a cold flannel to hand...]\, not realising he was right by the road back to the carpark.\n\nJust like that\, the Longs and Shorts rush into the carpark as the sun set: perfect timing!\n\nIn the pub\nBack to the Moo rland Hotel\, where we were welcomed in. The bar filled up quickly with ha shers eager to get a drink. Points of interest included: Beef Curtains pu lling the entire stand of snacks over\, fighting to get a packet of peanut s for Blown Off [Ed. must be love... 😆] \, and Nice Tackle drinking too much river water and asking if anyone else could hear the Cuckoo whilst o ut on the moors. Doggy Style ushered everyone into the reception room so a s not to disturb the other guests\, pulling out a five-page document detai ling all the global national days but settling on ex-spouses and gardeners \, and some gumph about meteor showers and it only being eight months un til Xmas! [Ed. how faultlessly logical... 👀]\n\nDown Downs\nHares - Re Entry had to leave early\, fearing the backlash from the river crossing\, so only Nice Tackle braved it\, like a true Plympton Hasher!\nBirthday do wn downs - Olive and Can’t Come\nDimmers - for his questionable sore t hroat\nLady Godiva - for causing the military-style combing of the moor t o find her pink-cased phone.\n\nOn On till next time (Ed. MALBOROUGH)\, TT \n\n\nPhoto credit: Beefy\n\n\nPhoto credit: Beefy\n\nPhoto credit: Beefy\ n👣\n\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy some more fantastic sunset-bath ed photos from the (thankfully cadaver-free) Cadover Bridge Hash on 16th April 2025 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃🍻\n\n\n\n\n\n\n  \n👣\n\nHOT CROSS BUN HASH 1522\n🐰🍫🐣🌸🌦\n\nBy all accounts\, a fantastic\, seasona l day out - courtesy Olive\, Blue Nun\, Imelda and Filth - with April-ap propriate weather\, fun trail\, and some excellent Easter (well\, root ve g-based) costumery and\, of course\, abundant chocolate. The beginning of a brilliant new SH4 tradition?! here's hoping.\n\nThis soggy but definitel y super Spring hash also saw Filth present a cheque in the sum of an impre ssive £825.00 for the South West Coastpath - just a part of the charitab le funds raised through last year's Salcombe Coastal Marathon event.\n\n \n \nPhoto credit: Doggy Style [Ed. Haunting... 🤣]\n\nPhoto credit: Doggy Style\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1523  - ST GEORGE'S DAY HASH - MALBOROUGH - 23 April\, 2025\n \nCIRCLE UP 7.2 5pm\nMalborough Carpark\nWhat3Words: https://what3words.com/increases.solu tion.tequila\n \nON DOWN:\nThe Royal Oak\nHigher Town\nMarlborough\nTQ7 3 RL\nWhat3Words: https://what3words.com/awaiting.golden.unveils\nHares: Fil th\n\nFor further info\, please see the Hash 1523 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n\nAdd your photos of how the day went down (Weds 23rd A pril\, 2025) to the Hash 1523 photo album on SH4's Facebook page \, co urtesy: Rubbery.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at Malborough on 2 3 April\, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk  by Sunday evening (27 April\, 2025) - TVM! 📝\n\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\ n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On D own) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom o r Ching Chong before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fang led checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wiza rd\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also check back in with the 'On Sec s once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n \nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke S H4 car sticker!\n\n\n \n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea. \, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n___ __________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \;\n\n - On Down is at the Moorland Hotel\nPlease order food before the hash\nCheesy Chips - £5\ , Burger &\; Chips - £15\n \;\n\n \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to TRIPLE TOP\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\nHASH 1521 - CADOVER B RIDGE\n[Ed. Just remarkable coincidence that the software auto-corrects t his to 'Cadaver Bridge'...? You decide!]\n\nNames have not been changed to protect the innocent and all accounts are completely true! [Ed. as per t radition\, of course. Anyone who might think to question the veracity of T he Words...simply needs another drink in order to accurately recall this v ersion.]\n\nAs the hashers cars gathered at Cadover Bridge carpark\, it wa s noted that they were surrounding a few other vehicles with strangely st eamed-up windows...rocking around... The occupants must have been looking for something they had dropped in the footwell... [Ed. the only explanatio n I could think of\, too...] Dimmers could be proudly heard stating he ha d an oddly sore throat…as he appeared from Lazy Git's car with Wetspot\, grinning [👀]. Wetspot was then seen skulking off with a brown paper b ag behind a bush to secretly eat a Gregg's steak slice - knew it!\n\nThe Circle Up began with hashers appearing from various bushes and vehicles\, and Doggy Style racing into the carpark in a gangster-esque blacked-out La nd Rover Defender. DS delivered the Health and Safety spiel\, something a bout dogging\, and 'seagull-ing'\, whatever that is... Must ask Doggy Styl e as am too afraid to Google-search it [Ed. some might be content to never know...] !\n\nOver to the Hares…. The newly-formed Nice Entry\, previou sly Nice Tackle and Re-Entry\, denied all responsibility for any safety in respect of the impending hash\, including a specific danger element\, as per article 12 subsection 6 of the South Hams guidebook. There was some discussion\, then\, on whether the trail was actually in the South Hams\, and the fact the Plympton Hash marks were being used\, much to the disgus t of most! Lies about distance\, the trail being flat\, no water or any hi lls were briefed by both hares [Ed. reassuring to hear all other hash crit eria were duly observed]\, and then the hashers were off: Longs to the lef t and Shorts to the right.\n\nBlown Off was leading\, as Re-Entry was har ing (but was itching to get involved)\; a small loop\, culminating in bot h Longs and Shorts arriving at the previously-discussed danger element: a river crossing. While not usually an issue\, this river looked more like a Canadian white-water rafting run! Rusty seized the opportunity to lead the way\, taking two steps in...to then be seen leaning to one side befo re suddenly disappearing into the swirling rapids! Blown Off seized the o pportunity\, bounding past her [Ed. ever the gent 😆] to then also be co nsumed by Poseidon's younger\, more-butch cousin as well [Ed. while the South Hams/Dartmoor is arguably one of the lesser-known\, furthest-flung o utposts of Ancient Greece\, he should really have expected nothing less. ..]. Rusty\, all but submerged at this point\, apart from one boob pointin g out - which was luckily where her phone was stashed [Ed. not this hasher ette's first rodeo/river-crossing...!] - was looking back hoping to see he r fellow hasherettes coming to the rescue\, but instead saw Wetspot leadi ng the majority to short-cut like the Pied Piper of South Hams [Ed. Unbeli ev-...oh\, wait. Good to see your essential Wetspot-ness is not at all dim inished since your injury\, Wetspot: welcome back! 😘]. Beef Curtains was heard to state that he would be swept away\, looking at the others\, so also retreated. Five brave souls managed the crossing\, including Tripl e Top\, Anchorman and Can’t Come forming a human chain to bridge the tor rents\, with Olive and Low-t'arse bringing up the rear like true Longs!  👏\n\nThe hash was on\, Longs chasing the Shorts down\, in\, around\, up and down\, through gorse bushes and stony trails. GHR was hailed a hero for leading the Shorts over the bridge to avoid wet tootsies\, though rumo ur has it Doggy Style was the actual hero. Reaching the second Long/Short split\, the Longs stretched into two groups\, with the Shorts diving right \, happy to be heading back around. The Longs started up the road\, dartin g onto the roadside bank\, following the dust. A small group leading not s ure if they were the only longs arriving at a fish hook\, tracking back to back of the small group then continuing back up the road. Reaching the up per carpark overlooking the quarry\, Blown sat on the HA-HA as the rest o f the group reached it\, with the glorious sunset filling the sky to the r ight. [Ed. pure poetry\, TT] While the small group surveyed the beauty\, C an’t Come was heard mumbling something about being a character out of t he Blue Oyster Bar! [Ed. I did Google that... I am just ever so slightly c oncerned that\, now mid-April\, leather-clad hashing may present a very re al risk of dangerous overheating\, Can't Come?]\n\nOn that note\, the grou p turned back to get back to the Short split\, Blown and Muckspreader tal king Swedish...house design and bungalows. Cant Come's interest was pique d by the Swedish part [Ed. naturligtvis]. Triple Top was just behind\, with Anchorman\, only for Wetspot to overtake Triple Top - who then state d he would have to retire if this carries on! Must be his [Wetspot's] dust -like Vegan bones and the rabbit food he is always eating making him light er [Ed. be careful not to pay him too many compliments\, now...😉]! The group then passed the rest of the Longs - Rizzo\, WGAS\, Lactaster\, Oliv e and Low-t'arse - guess the fish hook didn’t quite work! Olive and Lo w-t'arse pushed on to the HA-HA like true Longs: good work. Rumour has i t that\, as they were coming back down to the Short split\, Olive proudly started to push the pace\, saying to Low-t'arse that Re Entry was watchin g them from the split - only to realise it was an orange life-buoy on a p ost when they got closer! [Ed. easily done... 😆 Not known for standing still for any length of time\, though\, Re-Entry.]\n\nBack to the Shorts \, where there was also some excitement occurring: Lady Godiva realised s he had lost her phone\, and Doggy Style took charge\, directing the short s in a military-style search and rescue mission\, combing the trail in a f ive-person grid until the pink cased phone was located! [Ed. a master at w ork... That's why DS is GM!] The third Long/Short split saw the Shorts hea ding back toward the carpark\, Longs off on the last loop\, Wetspot fading (fortunately) as the pace picked up and the sun was setting. (Beef Curta ins will have some awesome photos [Ed. He does. Added a couple extra to th e usual one on account of just how stunning they are!]). There were repor ts of WetSpot flashing his Vegan-ness [Ed. yikes. The Words were submitted via an email address which badged them 'Unclassified'\, but with no warni ng that they might be X-rated. Hope everyone has a cold flannel to hand... ]\, not realising he was right by the road back to the carpark.\n\nJust like that\, the Longs and Shorts rush into the carpark as the sun set: per fect timing!\n\nIn the pub\nBack to the Moorland Hotel\, where we were wel comed in. The bar filled up quickly with hashers eager to get a drink. Poi nts of interest included: Beef Curtains pulling the entire stand of snack s over\, fighting to get a packet of peanuts for Blown Off [Ed. must be lo ve... 😆] \, and Nice Tackle drinking too much river water and asking if anyone else could hear the Cuckoo whilst out on the moors. Doggy Style us hered everyone into the reception room so as not to disturb the other gues ts\, pulling out a five-page document detailing all the global national da ys but settling on ex-spouses and gardeners\, and some gumph about meteor showers and it only being eight months until Xmas! [Ed. how faultlessly logical... 👀]\n\nDown Downs\nHares - Re Entry had to leave early\, fear ing the backlash from the river crossing\, so only Nice Tackle braved it\ , like a true Plympton Hasher!\nBirthday down downs - Olive and Can’t C ome\nDimmers - for his questionable sore throat\nLady Godiva - for causi ng the military-style combing of the moor to find her pink-cased phone.\n\ nOn On till next time (Ed. MALBOROUGH)\, TT\n\n\nPhoto credit: Beefy\n\n\n Photo credit: Beefy\n\nPhoto credit: Beefy\n👣\n\n🏃 📸 🍻 You  can enjoy some more fantastic sunset-bathed photos from the (thankfully cadaver-free) Cadover Bridge Hash on 16th April 2025 by checking out Ha sh Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃 🍻\n\n\n\n\n\n\n  \n👣\n\nHOT CROSS BUN HASH 1522\n🐰🍫🐣🌸 🌦\n\nBy all accounts\, a fantastic\, seasonal day out - courtesy Olive\ , Blue Nun\, Imelda and Filth - with April-appropriate weather\, fun tra il\, and some excellent Easter (well\, root veg-based) costumery and\, of course\, abundant chocolate. The beginning of a brilliant new SH4 traditi on?! here's hoping.\n\nThis soggy but definitely super Spring hash also sa w Filth present a cheque in the sum of an impressive £825.00 for the Sou th West Coastpath - just a part of the charitable funds raised through la st year's Salcombe Coastal Marathon event.\n\n\n \nPhoto credit: Doggy S tyle [Ed. Haunting... 🤣]\n\nPhoto credit: Doggy Style\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n 👣\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1523 - ST GEORGE'S DAY HASH - MALBOROUGH - 23 April\, 2025\n \nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nMalborough Carpark\nWh at3Words: https://what3words.com/increases.solution.tequila\n \nON DOWN:\ nThe Royal Oak\nHigher Town\nMarlborough\nTQ7 3RL\nWhat3Words: https://wha t3words.com/awaiting.golden.unveils\nHares: Filth\n\nFor further info\, pl ease see the Hash 1523 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n\nAdd you r photos of how the day went down (Weds 23rd April\, 2025) to the Hash 1523 photo album on SH4's Facebook page \, courtesy: Rubbery.\n\n📝  If you are the lucky Scribe at Malborough on 23 April\, please submit you r edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (27 Apr il\, 2025) - TVM! 📝\n\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY \n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your p hone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse th is number to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n 👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom or Ching Chong before the h ash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking -in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon 't forget to also check back in with the 'On Secs once you're safely back.  \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 a nd wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\n\n \n\ nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n_____________________\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \;\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Cadover Bridge Near Shaugh Prior\, Plymouth\, PL7 5EH GEO:50.462437;-4.0381 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Near Shaugh Prior\, Plymout h\, PL7 5EH\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Cadover Bridge:geo :50.462437,-4.0381 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20250330T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR