BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:564@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20250514T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20250514T203000 DTSTAMP:20250520T101800Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1526/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1526 - Tradesman's Arms - Stokenham DESCRIPTION: \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words accordin g to PUGSLEY\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n(Ed. Pure\, unadulterated Pugsley - nothing to add\, you'll be pleased t o hear [and absolutely nothing to do with being flat out of time this wee k...😬])\n🌟 👣  🌟\nHASH 1526 - STOKENHAM\nI arrived at the cir cle up\, outside The Tradesman’s Arms to be greeted with ‘you’re doi ng the words’. Realising Doggy Style wasn’t pulling the Tradesman’s Leg\, I thought I’d better pay more attention than usual. Then promptly forgot.\nHaving arrived fashionably just in time\, I’d missed Can’t Co me’s parking exploits but there was mention of the Hokey Cokey and a dru nk resident of Stokenham… That’s got the makings of an interesting ane cdote.\n\nWe were sent on our way\, through the churchyard and across a ve ry beautiful clover field confirming my opinion that this really is the lo veliest time of year to hash. A fab trail ensued\, across lots of private land which for the Strava-users among us will add some new territory to ou r heat maps.\n\nPredictably\, the Lost Causes lived up to their name. Not to worry though\, Twisted Sister puts a tracker on Lowt'arse\, so no worri es there. The only downfall to this most cunning of plans is that\, on inv estigation\, Lowt'arse appeared to be at home. The tracker only works if y ou bring it with you\, Lowt'arse. Olive managed to be the ‘lostest’ of the Lost Causes\, eventually making it back to the pub after completing d ouble the distance of everyone else\, losing a fight with a barbed wire fe nce and losing her phone\, just as everyone else was getting ready to leav e.\n\nThe hash was ‘won’ by Ice Ice Baby\, who apparently had done a r ecce of the hash that afternoon. His dad\, Mr Softy\, had spurned his wife ’s offer of a trip to the beach in favour of coming hashing. He managed about 50 yards before pulling his calf muscle and retreating to the bar. H e’s really getting the hang of this hashing lark.\n\nDimwit was seen sho rtcutting with Livewire across a field of wheat. Very naughty. Maybe we sh ould start a petition to rename them Theresa May and Theresa May Not…?\n \nGary Glitter was showing off her t-shirt. When asked\, she stated it was ‘good to get the old girls out’. Whatever that means.\n\nTyred Bunny upset the knitting circle by saying he’d rather be a slow coach than a m ember of this most exclusive of clubs.\n\nSquashed Balls was reported to h ave accidentally been funny and ‘not rude’.\n\nI am thrilled to be the one who gets to report that beer stop season is back! Thank you\, Mr Lact aster and children\, for the drinks and any sweets you didn’t eat before we got there. I wonder if the sugar rush has worn off yet?!\n\nRizzo\, wh o I’m thrilled to report had managed to find a matching pair of shoes th is week\, nearly broke Fob Jockey. As usual\, she was accompanying her eve ning chat with a bit of running. Something about holiday plans. It was all a bit one-sided\, though\, as it transpired that Fob Jockey can’t run\ , breathe and talk at the same time.\n\nAnchorman thought he was more lost than Olive and had ended up in t’north after\, hearing a very ernest an d in depth discussion about pies.\n\nGaffer managed to make it round the t rail unscathed\, only to scream like a girl when he tripped and fell throu gh the door of the pub. It took him a minute to get over it\, but he was s oon heard moaning about fast hashes and the South Hams Athletic Club\, so he was judged to have made a full recovery.\n\nIn a highly unusual turn of events\, Shaggy managed not to fall over this week! She did however\, in the middle of the driest spring since Gaffer was born (or since records be gan - basically the same thing) manage to find herself stuck in a boggy co rner with Wetspot and Boaty.\n\nNice Tackle was reported to have been figh ting again. Following last week’s black eye\, he was sporting one on the other side. He was heard to say ‘you should see the other guy’…\n\n Ching Chong and Can’t Come had very different hash experiences this week . Can’t Come\, fresh from the revelation that he has a heart condition a nd shouldn’t be running\, had run the trail following his half=marathon the weekend before. Ching Chong preferred to be chauffeured around on Lact aster’s quad bike.\n\nFinally\, Wetspot was reported to have been though tful and considerate. He had picked a lovely flower for Olive and waited f or her to arrive. He waited and waited and waited and waited…. Rumours h as it he’s still waiting now. It transpired that the flower was a red cl over\, that is good for menopausal women\, apparently. He’s a brave man. \n\nDown Downs:\n\n The hares\, Dirty Nights and Lactaster (eventually an d separately once everyone was safely located).\n Squash Balls for accid entally being funny. \n Fob Jockey for still being alive.\n\n\nOn on to WEMBURY.\nPugsley\n\n Photo credit: Little Chef\n👣\n\n🏃 📸 🍻  You can enjoy more red clover fields\, as well as sun-bathed hill-top vi ews of beautiful Slapton Ley and general nonsense from the Tradesman's Arm s on 14th May 2025 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo albu m on the SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃🍻\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\nNext  SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1527 - WEMBURY - 21st May\, 2025\n \nCI RCLE UP 7.25pm\nWembury park car park\nEnd of Barton Close\nWembury\nWhat3 Words: https://what3words.com/fruity.segmented.insert\n \nON DOWN:\nThe O dd Wheel\nKnighton Road\nWembury\nPL9 0JD\nWhat3Words: https://what3words .com/insiders.upon.handsets\n\nHares: Blown Off &\; Winnie\nHash Food - check with Winnie/Blown Off if still available to order for Weds night:\ nBURGERS - £15\n1. Odd Wheel Burger (8oz steak burger\, bacon\, cheddar c heese\, relish\, gerkhin\, onion ring &\; chips.)\n2. Vegan burger (veg an cheese\, onion ring\, chips)\n3. Peri peri chicken burger (grilled chic ken\, halloumi\, peri sauce &\; chunky chips)\nPortion of chips £5\nCh eesy chips £6\n\nFor further info\, please see the Hash 1527 event page  on the SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your photos of how the day went down ( Weds 21st May\, 2025) to the Hash 1527 photo album on SH4's Facebook pa ge \, courtesy: Rubbery.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at Wembury on 21st May\, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.or g.uk by Sunday evening (25th May\, 2025) - TVM! 📝\n\n👣\n \n\n\n\ n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash p hone number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07 922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call for assistance if you c ome 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' ( On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bott om or Ching Chong before the hash to log you out on trail using the new- fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital- wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also check back in with the 'On Secs once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n  \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespo ke SH4 car sticker!\n \;\n \n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members ( and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n  \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \ n👣\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \; -  \;\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to PUGSLEY\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Ed. Pure\, unadu lterated Pugsley - nothing to add\, you'll be pleased to hear [and absolu tely nothing to do with being flat out of time this week...😬])\n🌟 👣  🌟\nHASH 1526 - STOKENHAM\nI arrived at the circle up\, outside The Tradesman’s Arms to be greeted with ‘you’re doing the words’. Realising Doggy Style wasn’t pulling the Tradesman’s Leg\, I thought I ’d better pay more attention than usual. Then promptly forgot.\nHaving a rrived fashionably just in time\, I’d missed Can’t Come’s parking ex ploits but there was mention of the Hokey Cokey and a drunk resident of St okenham… That’s got the makings of an interesting anecdote.\n\nWe were sent on our way\, through the churchyard and across a very beautiful clov er field confirming my opinion that this really is the loveliest time of y ear to hash. A fab trail ensued\, across lots of private land which for th e Strava-users among us will add some new territory to our heat maps.\n\nP redictably\, the Lost Causes lived up to their name. Not to worry though\, Twisted Sister puts a tracker on Lowt'arse\, so no worries there. The onl y downfall to this most cunning of plans is that\, on investigation\, Lowt 'arse appeared to be at home. The tracker only works if you bring it with you\, Lowt'arse. Olive managed to be the ‘lostest’ of the Lost Causes\ , eventually making it back to the pub after completing double the distanc e of everyone else\, losing a fight with a barbed wire fence and losing he r phone\, just as everyone else was getting ready to leave.\n\nThe hash wa s ‘won’ by Ice Ice Baby\, who apparently had done a recce of the hash that afternoon. His dad\, Mr Softy\, had spurned his wife’s offer of a t rip to the beach in favour of coming hashing. He managed about 50 yards be fore pulling his calf muscle and retreating to the bar. He’s really gett ing the hang of this hashing lark.\n\nDimwit was seen shortcutting with Li vewire across a field of wheat. Very naughty. Maybe we should start a peti tion to rename them Theresa May and Theresa May Not…?\n\nGary Glitter wa s showing off her t-shirt. When asked\, she stated it was ‘good to get t he old girls out’. Whatever that means.\n\nTyred Bunny upset the knittin g circle by saying he’d rather be a slow coach than a member of this mos t exclusive of clubs.\n\nSquashed Balls was reported to have accidentally been funny and ‘not rude’.\n\nI am thrilled to be the one who gets to report that beer stop season is back! Thank you\, Mr Lactaster and childre n\, for the drinks and any sweets you didn’t eat before we got there. I wonder if the sugar rush has worn off yet?!\n\nRizzo\, who I’m thrilled to report had managed to find a matching pair of shoes this week\, nearly broke Fob Jockey. As usual\, she was accompanying her evening chat with a bit of running. Something about holiday plans. It was all a bit one-sided\ , though\, as it transpired that Fob Jockey can’t run\, breathe and tal k at the same time.\n\nAnchorman thought he was more lost than Olive and h ad ended up in t’north after\, hearing a very ernest and in depth discus sion about pies.\n\nGaffer managed to make it round the trail unscathed\, only to scream like a girl when he tripped and fell through the door of th e pub. It took him a minute to get over it\, but he was soon heard moaning about fast hashes and the South Hams Athletic Club\, so he was judged to have made a full recovery.\n\nIn a highly unusual turn of events\, Shaggy managed not to fall over this week! She did however\, in the middle of the driest spring since Gaffer was born (or since records began - basically t he same thing) manage to find herself stuck in a boggy corner with Wetspot and Boaty.\n\nNice Tackle was reported to have been fighting again. Follo wing last week’s black eye\, he was sporting one on the other side. He w as heard to say ‘you should see the other guy’…\n\nChing Chong and C an’t Come had very different hash experiences this week. Can’t Come\, fresh from the revelation that he has a heart condition and shouldn’t be running\, had run the trail following his half=marathon the weekend befor e. Ching Chong preferred to be chauffeured around on Lactaster’s quad bi ke.\n\nFinally\, Wetspot was reported to have been thoughtful and consider ate. He had picked a lovely flower for Olive and waited for her to arrive. He waited and waited and waited and waited…. Rumours has it he’s stil l waiting now. It transpired that the flower was a red clover\, that is go od for menopausal women\, apparently. He’s a brave man.\n\nDown Downs:\n \n The hares\, Dirty Nights and Lactaster (eventually and separately once everyone was safely located).\n Squash Balls for accidentally being fun ny. \n Fob Jockey for still being alive.\n\n\nOn on to WEMBURY.\nPugsley \n\n Photo credit: Little Chef\n👣\n\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy mo re red clover fields\, as well as sun-bathed hill-top views of beautiful S lapton Ley and general nonsense from the Tradesman's Arms on 14th May 202 5 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Face book page 📸 🏃🍻\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷 👣: \nHASH 1527 - WEMBURY - 21st May\, 2025\n \nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nW embury park car park\nEnd of Barton Close\nWembury\nWhat3Words: https://wh at3words.com/fruity.segmented.insert\n \nON DOWN:\nThe Odd Wheel\nKnighto n Road\nWembury\nPL9 0JD\nWhat3Words: https://what3words.com/insiders.upo n.handsets\n\nHares: Blown Off &\; Winnie\nHash Food - check with Winni e/Blown Off if still available to order for Weds night:\nBURGERS - £15\n 1. Odd Wheel Burger (8oz steak burger\, bacon\, cheddar cheese\, relish\, gerkhin\, onion ring &\; chips.)\n2. Vegan burger (vegan cheese\, onion ring\, chips)\n3. Peri peri chicken burger (grilled chicken\, halloumi\, peri sauce &\; chunky chips)\nPortion of chips £5\nCheesy chips £6\n\ nFor further info\, please see the Hash 1527 event page on the SH4 Face book Group.\nAdd your photos of how the day went down (Weds 21st May\, 2 025) to the Hash 1527 photo album on SH4's Facebook page \, courtesy:  Rubbery.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at Wembury on 21st May\, ple ase submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday ev ening (25th May\, 2025) - TVM! 📝\n\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and ad d it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n  \n \nUse this number to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during th e run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom or Ching Chong before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking- out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whispere r).\n \nDon't forget to also check back in with the 'On Secs once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your lo ve for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker !\n \;\n \n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\,  anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you ca n afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n____________ _________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \; CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Tradesman's Arms - Stokenham The Tradesman's Arms\, Stokenham\, De von\, TQ7 2SZ GEO:50.274284;-3.674603 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Tradesman's Arms\, Stok enham\, Devon\, TQ7 2SZ \, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Trade sman's Arms - Stokenham:geo:50.274284,-3.674603 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20250330T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR