BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:565@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20250521T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20250521T230000 DTSTAMP:20250527T104432Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1527/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1527 - Wembury Car Park DESCRIPTION:On Down is at the Odd Wheel\nFood Choices to Winnie the Poo:\nB URGERS £15\n\n1. Odd Wheel Burger (8oz steak burger\, bacon\, cheddar che ese\, relish\, gerkhin\, onion ring &\; chips.) 2. Vegan burger (vegan cheese\, onion ring\, chips) 3. Peri peri chicken burger (grilled chicken\ , halloumi\, peri sauce &\; chunky chips) Portion of chips £5 Cheesey chips £6\n\n \;\n\n \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe W ords according to PONY SHAFTER\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\nHASH 1527 - WEMBURY\nWell\, the H ares had sorted some decent weather for the Wembury experience. Intrepid hashers gathered in a quiet and peaceful Wembury Park car park - quiet and peaceful\, that is\, until shattered by the shrill peeeeepage of Doggie S tyle's whistle. A history lesson followed on the 'uninhibited' Mewstone (a ka Alcatraz\, but don’t tell Donald) which no doubt we would see later [ Ed. brazen exhibitionist that it is...]. Various heads were scratched at B lown Off's explanation of a Titty Check.\nL/S/W all set off in different d irections. A new record was set for the Walkers getting lost……150m! We ll\, more Winnie forgetting which way the trail went and spending 10 minu tes on various devices/platforms trying to find out [Ed. sounds to me like an elaborate ruse to build a little sun-bathing opportunity into the eve ning...].\n\nBoaty was seen to run through several 3-dot check backs as o bviously had totally forgotten what they are. WGAS was seen hiding a chec k from Beef Curtains and making him run miles the wrong way [Ed. WGAS seem s to have got a little too enamoured with the role of Chief Mischief-maker during Wet Spot's recent absence... Brace yourselves\, hashers\, for th e inevitable battle for rascally supremacy... 😬]. Overshot has obviousl y been auditioning for the local AmDram society as\, after stumbling over an oversized pebble\, he squealed like a stuffed pig and threw his arms a round like Mr Tickle. Dragon was overdoing the PH3 tradition of actually k issing at the many kissing gates en route… Who said Lazy Git could not s print anymore! [Ed. Clearly\, he's just been waiting for the 'right' condi tions'..] But was it to\, or away from\, the gates? Name confusion ensued\ , maybe due to the sea air: new names = Beef Flaps not Beef Curtains\, cou rtesy of WGAS\; Everhard not Rear Entry\, courtesy of Fluffy Dice.\n\nWet Spot was in some dense bush shouting 'on two' [Ed. second base\, eh\,Wet S pot? A bit indelicate to boast about it\, though...] with Can`t Come...  at which stage\, the rest of the Longs ran off and left them there. Brucey Bonus for menopausal [Ed. allegedly...] Olive who also received an admis sion from Red Clover[-proffering] Wet Spot that he was her secret admirer /stalker….He is only human\; he is not made of wood. Olive said she was totally underwhelmed and [Ed. 'but'?]  even though he had a Crimewatch f ace she would give him the best 8 seconds of his life. I did question whet her WS could manage it twice. [Ed. although...perhaps the cry of 'on two' meant something else?]\n\nSome of the longs called Hare Blown Off “a vil lain”\, and a few other adjectives\, for making them run up a big hill t hen back down again and cackling rather loudly. Fluffy\, with a little loc al knowledge\, however\, sneakily avoided the hill\, shortcut and was firs t back the pub. [Ed. Another scholar of the Gaffer school of hashing.]\n\n Filth decided Olive needed an extra loop\, so went to the pub with the car key. Luckily\, and for a change\, it was still light when Slimline Olive got back. Think it was [a deliberate trick by Filth] to get Olive back for the number of emergency stops on the way to the hash\, and Olive suggesti ng that there should be driving re-tests for the over 70`s.\n\nAt the pub\ , RA Nice Tackle started the proceedings with a joke using some big 'G' wo rds which I had no idea how to spell. The pub was thanked. (Top pub...it h ad huge container on the bar selling hot pork scratchings.) Returning Hash er bus-driving Flowery Twat was welcomed back. There was a suggestion tha t the Hash has been/should be renamed SHSW4 [South Hams Hash House Harrier s Slimming World]... Filth was latest to succumb [Ed. subscribe?]\, and h ad received her Slimming World 2-stone weight loss certificate. GHR was n early at target and now running with\, and annoying\, the Longs and affect ing the status quo of the FRBs. It was rumoured Overshot short cut on the beach section to shouts of 'foul!' by Everhard Rear Entry.\n\nBlown Off wa s also stressed about the numbers of hashers not following the trail. Oliv e and Lowt'arse were accused of being FRBs for first time ever to howls of 'must have shortcut' and 'not kicking out the checks or shouting out On On''... Heinous crimes\, along with Rear Entry - so that’s why he alway s wins!! Yours faithfully was dobbed in it by passenger Beefy for thinking Red was Green [Ed. a bit awkward\, actually\, that there red/green colour -blindness...]. Lactaster lost her earring in somebody’s bush [Ed. 😳] .\n\nSTOP-PRESS: The lovely Shaggy remained vertical\, and not horizontal\ , despite trying to shoulder-charge a tree out of the way. Nice Tackle sug gested wrapping Shaggy in bubble-wrap. Sounds decidedly dodgy…but fun. [ Ed. The bubblewrap innovation is so last-week 🙃 (and also not terrib ly practical on a warm evening\, it transpires...)]\n\nSeems yet another s limmer\, Come Tonight\, used Toby the dog as an excuse not to do the Longs as he was poorly - and 'shittin 4 Britain'\, added GHR [Ed. Not clear whe ther it was the dog or GHR so afflicted....and if this\, perhaps\, was th e secret to GHR's new super-streamlined physique...?] .\n\nOlive raced ( I can hear Gaffer's voice now... 'It`s not a race!') Whisperer up a hill\, which she won - mainly due to the fact Whisperer didn’t want to spill h is Stella.\n\nCan`t Come was heard panting like a steam engine on the way up from the beach... Some recognised it from anonymous phone calls they ha d received. WGAS and Rizzo were last to arrive back - must have got waylai d\, alfresco.\n\nDoggy Style was handing out ICE forms to fill in\, stretc hing the academic ability of some. TA\, Oui Oui\, described Beefy as holdi ng the pen with 'caki fingers'…[Ed. sounds a little more dubious than t he traditional turn of phrase 👀 ('cack-handed' )...] Youth of today: not used to holding such items.\n\nOlive was desperately trying to fill th e RA schedule\, and even agreed to providing fluffing services if I did i t on 30th July. She then admitted she didn’t actually know what that wa s and asked mine-of-information\, Whisperer. Looking forward to the 30th.. . [Ed.and this is why it is so important to read the small-print... 😳]  Nice Tackle announced to the assembled masses that he now lives in Wemb ury. He was later seen to be accosted by two locals at the end of the bar who were giving him details of the Coven gatherings and sacrificing of Vi rgins. A rare species in Wembury\, I would say.\n\nDown Downs were awarded \, belatedly\, to:\n\n Hares\, Blown Off and Winnie\n Boaty….hash mark ignorance\n Stalker Wet Spot (nominated Beefy)\n And 2-stone-lighter Fi lth\n\n\nOn On to Creeks End Inn at KINGSBRIDGE\nMuch Love\n\nPony Pony P ony 🐴\n\n\nPhoto credit: Beefy &\; Doggy Style\n👣\n\n🏃 📸  🍻 You can enjoy more footage of the photogenic Wembury and environs on 21st May 2025 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album  on the SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃🍻\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\nNext  SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1528 - KINGSBRIDGE - 28th May\, 2025\n \ nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nOutside the Creeks End Inn\nSquares Quay\nKingsbridge\n TQ7 1HN\nWhat3Words: https://w3w.co/flames.craziest.costly\n \nON DOWN:\n inside and outside (it's summer\, after all) the Creek's End Inn\n\nHares: Muckspreader &\; Nice Buns\nHASH FOOD - Orders need to be in by today \, so if you haven't already ordered/seen the below menu and would like to order\, please contact Nice Buns/Muckspreader asap!\n\nBASKET MEALS:\n\n Hot pork\, stuffing and apple bap - £9.50\n Hot beef bap - £8.50\n Ju mbo Sausage &\; chips - £9.50\n BBQ pulled pork dirty fries\, topped with cheese - £10.50\n Beefburger with bacon &\; cheese - £10.95\n Southern-friend chicken burger with lettuce &\; mayo - £10.50\n Three chicken strips &\; chips - £6.90\n Chips/Skinny fried - £3.95\n Ch eesy chips/cheesy fries - £4.50\n\n\n\nFor further info\, please see the Hash 1528 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your photos of ho w the day went down (Weds 28th May\, 2025) to the Hash 1528 photo album  on SH4's Facebook page \, courtesy: Rubbery.\n\n📝 If you are the l ucky Scribe at Kingsbridge on 28th May\, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (1 June\, 2025) - TVM!  📝\n\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟  SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom or Ching Chong before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also c heck back in with the 'On Secs once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\ n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your member ship proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n \;\n \n\nAvailable exc lusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n - On Down is at the Odd Wheel\nFood Choices to Winnie the Poo:\nBUR GERS £15\n\n1. Odd Wheel Burger (8oz steak burger\, bacon\, cheddar chees e\, relish\, gerkhin\, onion ring &\; chips.) 2. Vegan burger (vegan ch eese\, onion ring\, chips) 3. Peri peri chicken burger (grilled chicken\, halloumi\, peri sauce &\; chunky chips) Portion of chips £5 Cheesey ch ips £6\n\n \;\n\n \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Wor ds according to PONY SHAFTER\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\nHASH 1527 - WEMBURY\nWell\, the Har es had sorted some decent weather for the Wembury experience. Intrepid ha shers gathered in a quiet and peaceful Wembury Park car park - quiet and p eaceful\, that is\, until shattered by the shrill peeeeepage of Doggie Sty le's whistle. A history lesson followed on the 'uninhibited' Mewstone (aka Alcatraz\, but don’t tell Donald) which no doubt we would see later [Ed . brazen exhibitionist that it is...]. Various heads were scratched at Blo wn Off's explanation of a Titty Check.\nL/S/W all set off in different dir ections. A new record was set for the Walkers getting lost……150m! Well \, more Winnie forgetting which way the trail went and spending 10 minute s on various devices/platforms trying to find out [Ed. sounds to me like a n elaborate ruse to build a little sun-bathing opportunity into the eveni ng...].\n\nBoaty was seen to run through several 3-dot check backs as obv iously had totally forgotten what they are. WGAS was seen hiding a check from Beef Curtains and making him run miles the wrong way [Ed. WGAS seems to have got a little too enamoured with the role of Chief Mischief-maker d uring Wet Spot's recent absence... Brace yourselves\, hashers\, for the inevitable battle for rascally supremacy... 😬]. Overshot has obviously been auditioning for the local AmDram society as\, after stumbling over a n oversized pebble\, he squealed like a stuffed pig and threw his arms aro und like Mr Tickle. Dragon was overdoing the PH3 tradition of actually kis sing at the many kissing gates en route… Who said Lazy Git could not spr int anymore! [Ed. Clearly\, he's just been waiting for the 'right' conditi ons'..] But was it to\, or away from\, the gates? Name confusion ensued\, maybe due to the sea air: new names = Beef Flaps not Beef Curtains\, court esy of WGAS\; Everhard not Rear Entry\, courtesy of Fluffy Dice.\n\nWet Sp ot was in some dense bush shouting 'on two' [Ed. second base\, eh\,Wet Spo t? A bit indelicate to boast about it\, though...] with Can`t Come... at which stage\, the rest of the Longs ran off and left them there. Brucey B onus for menopausal [Ed. allegedly...] Olive who also received an admissi on from Red Clover[-proffering] Wet Spot that he was her secret admirer/s talker….He is only human\; he is not made of wood. Olive said she was t otally underwhelmed and [Ed. 'but'?]  even though he had a Crimewatch fac e she would give him the best 8 seconds of his life. I did question whethe r WS could manage it twice. [Ed. although...perhaps the cry of 'on two' me ant something else?]\n\nSome of the longs called Hare Blown Off “a villa in”\, and a few other adjectives\, for making them run up a big hill the n back down again and cackling rather loudly. Fluffy\, with a little local knowledge\, however\, sneakily avoided the hill\, shortcut and was first back the pub. [Ed. Another scholar of the Gaffer school of hashing.]\n\nFi lth decided Olive needed an extra loop\, so went to the pub with the car k ey. Luckily\, and for a change\, it was still light when Slimline Olive go t back. Think it was [a deliberate trick by Filth] to get Olive back for t he number of emergency stops on the way to the hash\, and Olive suggesting that there should be driving re-tests for the over 70`s.\n\nAt the pub\, RA Nice Tackle started the proceedings with a joke using some big 'G' word s which I had no idea how to spell. The pub was thanked. (Top pub...it had huge container on the bar selling hot pork scratchings.) Returning Hasher bus-driving Flowery Twat was welcomed back. There was a suggestion that the Hash has been/should be renamed SHSW4 [South Hams Hash House Harriers Slimming World]... Filth was latest to succumb [Ed. subscribe?]\, and had received her Slimming World 2-stone weight loss certificate. GHR was nea rly at target and now running with\, and annoying\, the Longs and affectin g the status quo of the FRBs. It was rumoured Overshot short cut on the be ach section to shouts of 'foul!' by Everhard Rear Entry.\n\nBlown Off was also stressed about the numbers of hashers not following the trail. Olive and Lowt'arse were accused of being FRBs for first time ever to howls of ' must have shortcut' and 'not kicking out the checks or shouting out On On ''... Heinous crimes\, along with Rear Entry - so that’s why he always wins!! Yours faithfully was dobbed in it by passenger Beefy for thinking R ed was Green [Ed. a bit awkward\, actually\, that there red/green colour-b lindness...]. Lactaster lost her earring in somebody’s bush [Ed. 😳].\ n\nSTOP-PRESS: The lovely Shaggy remained vertical\, and not horizontal\, despite trying to shoulder-charge a tree out of the way. Nice Tackle sugge sted wrapping Shaggy in bubble-wrap. Sounds decidedly dodgy…but fun. [Ed . The bubblewrap innovation is so last-week 🙃 (and also not terribly practical on a warm evening\, it transpires...)]\n\nSeems yet another sli mmer\, Come Tonight\, used Toby the dog as an excuse not to do the Longs a s he was poorly - and 'shittin 4 Britain'\, added GHR [Ed. Not clear wheth er it was the dog or GHR so afflicted....and if this\, perhaps\, was the secret to GHR's new super-streamlined physique...?] .\n\nOlive raced (I can hear Gaffer's voice now... 'It`s not a race!') Whisperer up a hill\, w hich she won - mainly due to the fact Whisperer didn’t want to spill his Stella.\n\nCan`t Come was heard panting like a steam engine on the way up from the beach... Some recognised it from anonymous phone calls they had received. WGAS and Rizzo were last to arrive back - must have got waylaid\ , alfresco.\n\nDoggy Style was handing out ICE forms to fill in\, stretchi ng the academic ability of some. TA\, Oui Oui\, described Beefy as holding the pen with 'caki fingers'…[Ed. sounds a little more dubious than the traditional turn of phrase 👀 ('cack-handed' )...] Youth of today: no t used to holding such items.\n\nOlive was desperately trying to fill the RA schedule\, and even agreed to providing fluffing services if I did it on 30th July. She then admitted she didn’t actually know what that was and asked mine-of-information\, Whisperer. Looking forward to the 30th... [Ed.and this is why it is so important to read the small-print... 😳]  Nice Tackle announced to the assembled masses that he now lives in Wembur y. He was later seen to be accosted by two locals at the end of the bar w ho were giving him details of the Coven gatherings and sacrificing of Virg ins. A rare species in Wembury\, I would say.\n\nDown Downs were awarded\, belatedly\, to:\n\n Hares\, Blown Off and Winnie\n Boaty….hash mark i gnorance\n Stalker Wet Spot (nominated Beefy)\n And 2-stone-lighter Filt h\n\n\nOn On to Creeks End Inn at KINGSBRIDGE\nMuch Love\n\nPony Pony Pon y 🐴\n\n\nPhoto credit: Beefy &\; Doggy Style\n👣\n\n🏃 📸  🍻 You can enjoy more footage of the photogenic Wembury and environs on 21st May 2025 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album o n the SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃🍻\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\nNext SH 4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1528 - KINGSBRIDGE - 28th May\, 2025\n \nCIR CLE UP 7.25pm\nOutside the Creeks End Inn\nSquares Quay\nKingsbridge\nTQ7 1HN\nWhat3Words: https://w3w.co/flames.craziest.costly\n \nON DOWN:\ninsi de and outside (it's summer\, after all) the Creek's End Inn\n\nHares: Muc kspreader &\; Nice Buns\nHASH FOOD - Orders need to be in by today\, s o if you haven't already ordered/seen the below menu and would like to ord er\, please contact Nice Buns/Muckspreader asap!\n\nBASKET MEALS:\n\n Hot pork\, stuffing and apple bap - £9.50\n Hot beef bap - £8.50\n Jumbo Sausage &\; chips - £9.50\n BBQ pulled pork dirty fries\, topped with cheese - £10.50\n Beefburger with bacon &\; cheese - £10.95\n Sout hern-friend chicken burger with lettuce &\; mayo - £10.50\n Three chi cken strips &\; chips - £6.90\n Chips/Skinny fried - £3.95\n Cheesy chips/cheesy fries - £4.50\n\n\n\nFor further info\, please see the Has h 1528 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your photos of how th e day went down (Weds 28th May\, 2025) to the Hash 1528 photo album on SH4's Facebook page \, courtesy: Rubbery.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at Kingsbridge on 28th May\, please submit your edition of The Word s to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (1 June\, 2025) - TVM! 📝 \n\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a not e of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 ha sh phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call for a ssistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a messa ge to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom or Ching Chong before the hash to log you out on tr ail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by ou r very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also check b ack in with the 'On Secs once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nS H4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership p roudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n \;\n \n\nAvailable exclusive ly to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for t he bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in you r fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Wembury Car Park Knighton Rd\, Wembury\, PL9 0LF GEO:50.326382;-4.069555 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Knighton Rd\, Wembury\, PL9 0LF\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Wembury Car Park:geo:50.3 26382,-4.069555 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20250330T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR