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SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1540 - Avon Mill Garden Centre
DESCRIPTION:On Down is at the Church House inn at Churchstow\n&nbsp\;\n\n\n
 \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe 
 Times and Etceteras\nof the\nSouth Hams Hash House Harriers\nwho welcome a
 ll at 7.30 pm on Wednesday Evenings\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\
 n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to GOOD SHAG\n\n\n\n\n\n\
 n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n\nHAS
 H 1540 - LODDISWELL\nCircle up began with some drama when Doggy Style had
  to break up a budding romance between two hashing dogs\, one being her ow
 n.  She later explained that she wanted to avoid paternity payments. [Ed.
  Sheesh. So cold\, DS!] \n\nWe all set off enthusiastically towards the r
 iver\, only to realise that in fact\, only five minutes into the run\, we 
 were about to get our feet wet [Ed. but of course...]. Having spotted some
 one slip and tumble into the water\, Yeuck and Nokkers proceeded to form a
  human chain to usher people safely across. On looking backwards\, there w
 as a heavenly vision of St Christopher... Oh no\, wait\, it was just [pe
 ople] carrying Harry No Name across as he didn't want to get his feet wet.
   A more sensible option was chosen by Pocahontas\, who wisely removed he
 r shoes before crossing [Ed. although later abandoned this careful approac
 h when it became obvious how many times she'd have to re-tie her laces].\
 nSome people seemed to have a rather easy time of it on this run: Fob Joc
 key and Coming Soon\, ignoring Overshot’s directions [Ed. highly advised
 ly\, on this occasion...]\, decided to take their own gentle trot up and
  down the river\, avoiding all hills and arriving back 20 minutes before e
 veryone else. Others were not so lucky: at one point\, Gomez was directin
 g hashers to cross back over the river\, but had chosen a rather wet and s
 lippery place which left him flailing like a windmill as his shoes failed 
 to grip [Ed. but what a gentlemanly windmill!]. Pugsley\, who - like all o
 thers - got wet trainers\, had forgotten to bring spare shoes and arrived
  in the pub later in bare feet. Lucky for him\, they did not look like hob
 bits' [Ed. I thought all runners' feet looked like mine...😬] \nWhisper
 er decided that he would treat everyone to a view of his physique by runn
 ing topless through the woods. However\, after being stung one too many ti
 mes by nettles [Ed. I don't remember any chest-high stingers...perhaps Whi
 sperer had been channelling Gaffer and adopted a commando-style crawl for 
 navigating the nettle-y woods?]\, he decided that he would deprive us all
  of this vision and put his top back on [Ed. spoil sport 😘]. In the opp
 osite vein\, It was noticed by several members that Cow Pat had in fact ir
 oned her t-shirt\, which was commented on by Rizzo\, for which she was s
 wiftly rebuked by Yeuck.\nThere seem to be a number of short-cutters this 
 evening\, but one notable fella\, namely Gaffer [Ed. shocker] - shame - go
 t stuck on the wrong side of a fence. Realizing that there was no other wa
 y to rejoin the trail\, the vandal tried to climb it and succeeded in brea
 king the rotten fence posts. He still ended up behind everyone - proving\
 , yet again\, that cheating never pays. [Ed. ah\, schadenfreude. And a par
 ticularly beautiful example at that!]\nIt appears many hashers got lost ag
 ain\, which seems to be a weekly occurrence\, although it was pointed out 
 by Lactaster that this only started happening since Coming Soon and myself
  rejoined the Hash... Have we jinxed it? [Ed. let's go with yes. Otherwise
  it's almost certainly my fault! 😆]\nTonight was also Pony Shafter's 
 birthday but did Woof Woof care about this? No\, she celebrated by jumping
  into a great big puddle to give him a soaking [Ed. Not once\, but the mag
 ic three times for a birthday! 🤣]. \nAnother glorious scenic hash than
 ks to Shaggy\, and down downs were awarded to:\n\n\n 	Shaggy as hare\;\n 	
 Pony Shafter for his birthday\;\n 	Overshot for receiving his 800 runs t-s
 hirt (impressive)\;\n 	Pugsley for having no shoes\;\n 	Pocahontas for car
 rying hers. \n\nOn On to EAST ALLINGTON\n \nPhoto credit: Doggy Style\n
 🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy a few more pictures from the looping\, lib
 eral-river-crossings hash of 13th August 2025 at Loddiswell woods by chec
 king out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page
  📸 🏃🍻\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 15
 41 -  20th August\, 2025\n \nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nOutside The Fortescue A
 rms\nEast Allington\nTotnes\nTQ9 7RA\nWhat3Words: waltzes.snapping.shipyar
 ds\n\nON DOWN:\nInside The Fortescue Arms\n\nHares: Nice Buns\, Rizzo &amp
 \; Pimples\n\nFor further info\, please see the Hash 1541 event page on
  the SH4 Facebook Group.\n\n🌭 🌭 Home of the Jumbo Sausage. Other b
 ar food is available\, but when in East Allington... 🌭🌭\n\nAdd your
  photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 20th August\, 2025) to th
 e Hash 1541 photo album on SH4's Facebook page (when created!).\n\n📝
  If you are the lucky Scribe at LODDISWELL on 20th August\, please submit
  your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (24
 th August\, 2025) - TVM! 📝\n\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &amp\;
  SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to
  your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \
 nUse this number to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the 
 trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\
 n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom / Doggy Style before
  the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/ch
 ecking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n
  \nDon't forget to also check back in with the 'On Secs once you're safel
 y back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love fo
 r SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\n
 \n \n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone e
 lse who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford o
 ne for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the commi
 ttee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n_____________________\
 n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 M
 ismanagement Committee\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
 \n\n\n\n\n\nGrand Mattress (GM) - Doggy Style\nHare Razers (Organises the 
 hash Trail calendar) - Pinky\nHash Web Master (Tries to keep the website o
 rganised) - Whisperer\n'On Sec (Keeps records of Hash Counts and Meetings)
  - Olive\nSign Out/In register (Makes sure no hasher left behind. Quite l
 iterally): Rusty Bottom &amp\; Doggy Style\nHash Cash (Extorts membership 
 money from Hashers) -  Blown Off\nHash Haberdashery (SH4 Running Gear) -
  Doggy Style standing in.\nHash Words Editor (Co-ordinates collection an
 d distribution of The Words) - Shaggy\nHash Flash (Takes photos of Hashers
  on the Hash) - Rubbery\, Live Wire\, Pony Shafter\nSocial Sec (Attempt c
 elebrations in a brewery) - Filth\nHash Haz (Keeps an eye on risks for Has
 hers) - Barbarella\nRAs (Stand up in Pub after Hash and tell lies to the t
 hrong) - By rotation.\nHash Scribes (Write their account of the Hash in T
 he words) - All Hashers in (roughly) alphabetical order - please submit by
  end of weekend.\nFull list of the Mis-management Committee \n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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 \n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - On Down is at the Chu
 rch House inn at Churchstow\n&nbsp\;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
 \n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Times and Etceteras\nof the\nSou
 th Hams Hash House Harriers\nwho welcome all at 7.30 pm on Wednesday Eveni
 ngs\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe
  Words according to GOOD SHAG\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\
 n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n\nHASH 1540 - LODDISWELL\nCircle up 
 began with some drama when Doggy Style had to break up a budding romance b
 etween two hashing dogs\, one being her own.  She later explained that sh
 e wanted to avoid paternity payments. [Ed. Sheesh. So cold\, DS!] \n\nWe 
 all set off enthusiastically towards the river\, only to realise that in f
 act\, only five minutes into the run\, we were about to get our feet wet [
 Ed. but of course...]. Having spotted someone slip and tumble into the wat
 er\, Yeuck and Nokkers proceeded to form a human chain to usher people saf
 ely across. On looking backwards\, there was a heavenly vision of St Chri
 stopher... Oh no\, wait\, it was just [people] carrying Harry No Name acr
 oss as he didn't want to get his feet wet.  A more sensible option was ch
 osen by Pocahontas\, who wisely removed her shoes before crossing [Ed. alt
 hough later abandoned this careful approach when it became obvious how man
 y times she'd have to re-tie her laces].\nSome people seemed to have a ra
 ther easy time of it on this run: Fob Jockey and Coming Soon\, ignoring O
 vershot’s directions [Ed. highly advisedly\, on this occasion...]\, dec
 ided to take their own gentle trot up and down the river\, avoiding all h
 ills and arriving back 20 minutes before everyone else. Others were not so
  lucky: at one point\, Gomez was directing hashers to cross back over the
  river\, but had chosen a rather wet and slippery place which left him fla
 iling like a windmill as his shoes failed to grip [Ed. but what a gentlema
 nly windmill!]. Pugsley\, who - like all others - got wet trainers\, had 
 forgotten to bring spare shoes and arrived in the pub later in bare feet. 
 Lucky for him\, they did not look like hobbits' [Ed. I thought all runners
 ' feet looked like mine...😬] \nWhisperer decided that he would treat e
 veryone to a view of his physique by running topless through the woods. H
 owever\, after being stung one too many times by nettles [Ed. I don't reme
 mber any chest-high stingers...perhaps Whisperer had been channelling Gaff
 er and adopted a commando-style crawl for navigating the nettle-y woods?]
 \, he decided that he would deprive us all of this vision and put his top 
 back on [Ed. spoil sport 😘]. In the opposite vein\, It was noticed by s
 everal members that Cow Pat had in fact ironed her t-shirt\, which was com
 mented on by Rizzo\, for which she was swiftly rebuked by Yeuck.\nThere 
 seem to be a number of short-cutters this evening\, but one notable fella\
 , namely Gaffer [Ed. shocker] - shame - got stuck on the wrong side of a f
 ence. Realizing that there was no other way to rejoin the trail\, the vand
 al tried to climb it and succeeded in breaking the rotten fence posts. He 
 still ended up behind everyone - proving\, yet again\, that cheating neve
 r pays. [Ed. ah\, schadenfreude. And a particularly beautiful example at t
 hat!]\nIt appears many hashers got lost again\, which seems to be a weekly
  occurrence\, although it was pointed out by Lactaster that this only star
 ted happening since Coming Soon and myself rejoined the Hash... Have we ji
 nxed it? [Ed. let's go with yes. Otherwise it's almost certainly my fault
 ! 😆]\nTonight was also Pony Shafter's birthday but did Woof Woof care 
 about this? No\, she celebrated by jumping into a great big puddle to give
  him a soaking [Ed. Not once\, but the magic three times for a birthday! 
 🤣]. \nAnother glorious scenic hash thanks to Shaggy\, and down downs w
 ere awarded to:\n\n\n 	Shaggy as hare\;\n 	Pony Shafter for his birthday\;
 \n 	Overshot for receiving his 800 runs t-shirt (impressive)\;\n 	Pugsley 
 for having no shoes\;\n 	Pocahontas for carrying hers. \n\nOn On to EAST 
 ALLINGTON\n \nPhoto credit: Doggy Style\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy 
 a few more pictures from the looping\, liberal-river-crossings hash of 13
 th August 2025 at Loddiswell woods by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-bu
 ilt photo album on the SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃🍻\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
 👣\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1541 -  20th August\, 2025\n 
 \nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nOutside The Fortescue Arms\nEast Allington\nTotnes\nTQ
 9 7RA\nWhat3Words: waltzes.snapping.shipyards\n\nON DOWN:\nInside The Fort
 escue Arms\n\nHares: Nice Buns\, Rizzo &amp\; Pimples\n\nFor further info\
 , please see the Hash 1541 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n\n
 🌭 🌭 Home of the Jumbo Sausage. Other bar food is available\, but wh
 en in East Allington... 🌭🌭\n\nAdd your photos of how the evening w
 ent down (on Weds 20th August\, 2025) to the Hash 1541 photo album on S
 H4's Facebook page (when created!).\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe 
 at LODDISWELL on 20th August\, please submit your edition of The Words to
  thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (24th August\, 2025) - TVM! 
 📝\n\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &amp\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a
  note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH
 4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call f
 or assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a m
 essage to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't fo
 rget to see Rusty Bottom / Doggy Style before the hash to log you out 
 on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed 
 by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also ch
 eck back in with the 'On Secs once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n
 \n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your members
 hip proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\n\n \n\nAvailable exclusive
 ly to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for t
 he bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in you
 r fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet 
 to get yours.\n \n👣\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
  \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 Mismanagement Committee\n\n\
 n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nGrand Mattress 
 (GM) - Doggy Style\nHare Razers (Organises the hash Trail calendar) - Pink
 y\nHash Web Master (Tries to keep the website organised) - Whisperer\n'On 
 Sec (Keeps records of Hash Counts and Meetings) - Olive\nSign Out/In regis
 ter (Makes sure no hasher left behind. Quite literally): Rusty Bottom &am
 p\; Doggy Style\nHash Cash (Extorts membership money from Hashers) -  Blo
 wn Off\nHash Haberdashery (SH4 Running Gear) - Doggy Style standing in.\n
 Hash Words Editor (Co-ordinates collection and distribution of The Words
 ) - Shaggy\nHash Flash (Takes photos of Hashers on the Hash) - Rubbery\, L
 ive Wire\, Pony Shafter\nSocial Sec (Attempt celebrations in a brewery) -
  Filth\nHash Haz (Keeps an eye on risks for Hashers) - Barbarella\nRAs (St
 and up in Pub after Hash and tell lies to the throng) - By rotation.\nHas
 h Scribes (Write their account of the Hash in The words) - All Hashers in 
 (roughly) alphabetical order - please submit by end of weekend.\nFull list
  of the Mis-management Committee \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\
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CATEGORIES:Hash Trails
LOCATION:Avon Mill Garden Centre Avon Mill Garden Centre\, Loddiswell\, TQ7
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