BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:581@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20250903T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20250903T230000 DTSTAMP:20250909T090255Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1543/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1543 - The Ham Car Park DESCRIPTION:On Down is at the Ferry Boat Inn\n \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to LACTASTER\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\nA poem! It rhymes (sometimes convincingly\; sometimes ever-so-slightly less so... 😘)! Exc ept the weighty last line\, which really does deserve to stand on its ow n... 🤣🤣🤣\n\nHASH 1543 - DITTISHAM\nCan’t Come and Ching Chong forgot they were laying the hash\,\nWhich they agreed to do some 9 months past! \nCan’t Come awoke in Oxford after one hell of a bash\, \nAnd h ad to race back fast. \nChing Chong told Muckspreader that it is the same route as last time - but in reverse. \n"But I didn't go last time” Muc kspreader did curse.\n\n“The Long is 5 miles” Can’t Come told\, \nB ut was in fact more like 6.5 miles\, which we should've known from times o f old. \nBlown Off kept befriending All Night Pepys' dog with a stick\,  \nUntil he got so fed up\, he gave it the flick. \nThe weather was damp \, the route was hilly\, \nAnd Livewire set off surprisingly nimbly\, \n Around Ditisham\, East Cornworthy and Capton\, \nOnly to finish with a lo t less action.\n\nWetspot was struggling to open a gate\, \nAnd needed Un dercovers to show him how\, \nWho then later went on to meet his fate\,  \nAs he fell over his own feet somehow. \nBadcock and Martin also had str uggles with a gate\, \nUntil Rusty Bottom set them straight.\n\nGomez dec ided to run the Long after Olive’s persuasion\, which was strong\, \nSq uashed Balls was concerned about the length of the Long.  [Ed. rich... 🤣]\nSeveral hashers went astray: \nGood Shag could not hear Pull The U dder’s correction\, \nMuch to Pull The Udder’s dismay -\nAnd Good Sha g went the wrong direction. \nOvershot made Shaggy run around someone’s lawn\, \nJyde got lost\, but was back before dawn. \nWetspot got lost a nd couldn’t find his keys\, \nAnd stormed into the pub and told Dimmers that he was not very pleased [Ed. the most delicate of understatements.. .]. \nThis left Dimmers\, Livewire and Lazy Git with a long walk home.\n  \nDown Downs were awarded to: \n\n\n Ching Chong &\; Can’t Come - hares \n All Night Pepys - for her dog annoying Blown Off \n Boaty - birthday \n Incider - returning to the hash\, in disguise\, after 10 yea rs away \n Dimwit - upsetting Wetspot\n\n\nON on to BLACKAWTON.\n \; \nPhoto credit: Doggy Style\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy many more pho tos from the 30% extra-free hash on 3rd September 2025 by checking out Has h Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃 🍻\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1544 -  10t h September\, 2025\n \nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nCircle Up:\n(Outside) The George Inn\nMain Street\nBlackawton\nTQ9 7BG\nWhat3words: ///placidly.winks.hus ky\n\nON DOWN:\n(Inside) The George Inn\nHares: Rizzo and WGAS\n\n⭐⭐  HASH FOOD ⭐⭐\nPlease let the hares know if you would like food after the hash by 6.01pm (a touch particular\, but best not to argue with a hare before a hash...) on Tuesday 9th September - menu below:\n\nFor further i nfo\, please see the Hash 1544 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n Add your photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 10th September\, 2 025) to the Hash 1544 photo album on SH4's Facebook page when created(! ).\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at BLACKAWTON on 10th September\, pl ease submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday e vening (14th September\, 2025) - TVM! 📝\n\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4  'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone numbe r and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701  🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call for assistance if you come 'unstu ck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) d uring the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom / Dogg y Style before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled  checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\,  Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also check back in with the 'On Secs on ce you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nSh ow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 c ar sticker!\n \;\n \n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea .\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n__ ___________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - On Down is at the Ferry Boat Inn\n \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to LACTASTER\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n🌟 👣  🌟\nA poem! It rhymes (sometimes convincingly\; sometimes ever-so-slightly less so... 😘)! Except the weighty last line\, which really does deserve to stand on its own... 🤣🤣🤣\n\nHASH 1543 - DITTISHAM\nCan’t Come and Ching Chong forgot they were laying the hash\, \nWhich they agreed to do some 9 months past! \nCan’t Come awoke in Oxf ord after one hell of a bash\, \nAnd had to race back fast. \nChing Chon g told Muckspreader that it is the same route as last time - but in revers e. \n"But I didn't go last time” Muckspreader did curse.\n\n“The Long is 5 miles” Can’t Come told\, \nBut was in fact more like 6.5 miles\ , which we should've known from times of old. \nBlown Off kept befriendin g All Night Pepys' dog with a stick\, \nUntil he got so fed up\, he gave it the flick. \nThe weather was damp\, the route was hilly\, \nAnd Live wire set off surprisingly nimbly\, \nAround Ditisham\, East Cornworthy an d Capton\, \nOnly to finish with a lot less action.\n\nWetspot was strugg ling to open a gate\, \nAnd needed Undercovers to show him how\, \nWho t hen later went on to meet his fate\, \nAs he fell over his own feet someh ow. \nBadcock and Martin also had struggles with a gate\, \nUntil Rusty Bottom set them straight.\n\nGomez decided to run the Long after Olive’s persuasion\, which was strong\, \nSquashed Balls was concerned about the length of the Long.  [Ed. rich...🤣]\nSeveral hashers went astray: \n Good Shag could not hear Pull The Udder’s correction\, \nMuch to Pull T he Udder’s dismay -\nAnd Good Shag went the wrong direction. \nOvershot made Shaggy run around someone’s lawn\, \nJyde got lost\, but was back before dawn. \nWetspot got lost and couldn’t find his keys\, \nAnd st ormed into the pub and told Dimmers that he was not very pleased [Ed. the most delicate of understatements...]. \nThis left Dimmers\, Livewire and Lazy Git with a long walk home.\n \nDown Downs were awarded to: \n\n\n Ching Chong &\; Can’t Come - hares \n All Night Pepys - for her do g annoying Blown Off \n Boaty - birthday \n Incider - returning to the hash\, in disguise\, after 10 years away \n Dimwit - upsetting Wetspot\ n\n\nON on to BLACKAWTON.\n \;\nPhoto credit: Doggy Style\n🏃 📸  🍻 You can enjoy many more photos from the 30% extra-free hash on 3rd September 2025 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃🍻\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\nNext SH4 Hash  🐷👣: \nHASH 1544 -  10th September\, 2025\n \nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\ nCircle Up:\n(Outside) The George Inn\nMain Street\nBlackawton\nTQ9 7BG\nW hat3words: ///placidly.winks.husky\n\nON DOWN:\n(Inside) The George Inn\n Hares: Rizzo and WGAS\n\n⭐⭐ HASH FOOD ⭐⭐\nPlease let the hares k now if you would like food after the hash by 6.01pm (a touch particular\, but best not to argue with a hare before a hash...) on Tuesday 9th Septemb er - menu below:\n\nFor further info\, please see the Hash 1544 event pa ge on the SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 10th September\, 2025) to the Hash 1544 photo album on SH 4's Facebook page when created(!).\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at BLACKAWTON on 10th September\, please submit your edition of The Words to  thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (14th September\, 2025) - TVM!  📝\n\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH 4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call f or assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a m essage to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't fo rget to see Rusty Bottom / Doggy Style before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also ch eck back in with the 'On Secs once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n \n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your members hip proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n \;\n \n\nAvailable excl usively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle i n your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:The Ham Car Park The Ham\, \, Dittisham\, TQ6 0HB GEO:50.384573;-3.597904 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Ham\, \, Dittisham\, TQ 6 0HB\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=The Ham Car Park:geo:50. 384573,-3.597904 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20250330T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR