BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:582@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20250910T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20250910T230000 DTSTAMP:20250917T051112Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1544/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1544 - The George DESCRIPTION: \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words accordin g to HALF HARD (BUT PLAYFUL)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\nEd. admirably honest admission from th e Scribe that the below words are "heavily supported by Anchorman's notes" \, Anchorman having performed a star turn as RA for the evening (for whic h occasion he had conscientiously assembled a readily-transmissible phone -ful of speaking prompts.)\nHASH 1544 - BLACKAWTON\n\nWhat a load of bul l(ocks)\nAnother week\, another hash\, and this time we found ourselves in the hills of Blackawton. For those of you who were told “all roads lead to Blackawton\,” I can confirm that this was indeed true - but not wit hout some navigational challenges\, a few near-death experiences\, and a b izarre encounter with some livestock [Ed. a very standard - nay\, baseline - set of hashing conditions\, there.]\nA huge welcome back to a few famil iar faces: Jess\, Good Head\, Debriefed and Running Late. And a big c ongratulations to Olive for completing the Great North Run. She complain ed about the 500 feet of elevation gain in that race. Ha! This hash topped that by a whopping 250 feet!\nOur hares\, Rizzo and WGAS\, really out did themselves. They delivered an epic trail\, even if it was a bit longer for some. It seems one of our Longs clocked over 7 miles\, a full mile an d a half more than advertised! Clearly\, the hares were feeling generous [ Ed. or the hasher in question was feeling a little like they should've pai d more attention to the marks\, particularly the discontinuation thereof ...].\nTales from the Trail\nWedmesday's trail was a treacherous one\, wit h two of our hashers taking a serious tumble. We saw Lactaster get taken down by a rock and hit the deck hard. Then there was Jess\, who also had a nasty fall early on. It seems Jess has a knack for falling\, having als o recently tumbled down a flight of stairs. The name suggestions were comi ng in thick and fast\, with the most voted-for suggestion being Nasty Swe lling in reference to her badly swollen leg. Other notable suggestions in cluded Algebra\, Double Entry\, Nelly the Elephant\, Twist and Shout\, and Tits Up. Plus one from Squashed Balls which wouldn't get through mos t people's spam filters! [Ed. ahhh\, there he is! All the squeaky-clean jo kes of late had us worried! 😘]\nThe trail also led to some peculiar be haviours: Overshot was seen getting into some unusual warm-up stretches\ , a move he called the “Curious Cat” which apparently looked a bit…s uggestive. Later on\, Overshot was seen meticulously checking every trail but the correct one—which\, naturally\, went up a hill.\nAnd what about those cows? The final field gave us a beautiful view of a red moon rising\ , with Boaty commenting on how beautiful the mooooooooooon was. Others s uspected WGAS of planting the cows there to add another obstacle. Appare ntly\, one cow with a creepy cough [👀 are you sure it was a cow\, ladie s...?] attacked Yeuk &\; Oui Oui\, while Fob Jockey had a whole herd chasing him home. His genius solution? He turned and woofed at them. [Ed. a shame 'Dr Doolittle' is already taken\, or there might be a case for a renaming...!]\nRA’s Remarks &\; Down-Downs\nThe RA was in full flow. We even had Running Late &\; Low T'arse make it back just moments b efore the down-downs began\, with Twisted Sister confident they were on the right path all along.\nDown-downs went to:\n\n\n Rizzo &\; WGAS  - for setting the trail\n Overshot - for his questionable stretching a nd trail-finding abilities\n Jess now Nasty Swelling - for her big fal l and new name\n Olive - for her overblown complaints about the Great No rth Run's elevation\n Lactaster - for being the other casualty of tonigh t’s treacherous hash\n\nA big shout-out to Squashed Balls for his joke s at the bar (!?)—he's been invited back for an open mic night at the Ge orge Inn on September 26th. Circle up!\nAND Livewire popped his hash-layin g cherry on Sunday for Plympton Hash\, laying what was - by numerous accou nts - a brilliantly-gnarly\, true -Plympton' trail with PH3 hare extraordi naire\, Sh*tname\, at South Brent. A route which may or may not look vagu ely familiar tomorrow when we are back at....\n\n[ON ON to] SOUTH BRENT!\n \n \;\nPhoto credit: Doggy Style\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy many more photos from the bovine bedecked hash on 10th September 2025 by check ing out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page  📸 🏃🍻\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1545  -  17th September\, 2025\n \nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nStation Car Park\nSouth Brent\nTQ10 9BG\nWhat3words: alike.poem.examples\n\nON DOWN:\nThe Statio n House Cafe\nStation Road\nSouth Brent\nTQ10 9BE\nWhat3words: departure.r ungs.renders\nHares: Vindaloo and Gomez\nFor further info\, please see th e Hash 1545 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 17th September\, 2025) to the Hash 15 45 photo album on SH4's Facebook page.\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at SOUTH BRENT on 17th September\, please submit your edition of The Word s to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (21st September\, 2025) - TV M! 📝\n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nUPCOMNG SH4 EVENTS\n⛄🌟🎅🏻🌟🎄 NOW SOLD OUT!!! 🎄🌟🎅🏻🌟⛄\n\nWe can't wait to see you all a t the Start Bay Centre\, Slapton on Saturday 29th November (and Friday 28t h November\, if you've signed up for the bonus extra FREE night!) for what promises to be a spectacular edition of the beloved SH4 Pre-Christmas Has h Bash. Don't forget your tinsel (or other\, more sustainable festive ador nments)!\n🌟\nIf you've booked to attend this super-value weekend of ent ertainment\, please pay the full amount (£50) to the SH4 account asap to secure your place (account details below and also on the poster):\n\nAccou nt name: SH4\nA/c no. 00263482     Sort code: 30-94-72\n\n \;\n\n 🌟\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the S H4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone n umber: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call for assistance  if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'ba se camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom / Doggy Style before the hash to log you out on trail usin g the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very o wn digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also check back in w ith the 'On Secs once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercH ASHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly w ith a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n \;\n \n\nAvailable exclusively to SH 4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the barga in sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet!  😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get y ours.\n \n👣\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n -   \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to HALF HARD ( BUT PLAYFUL)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n🌟 👣  🌟\nEd. admirably honest admission from the Scribe that th e below words are "heavily supported by Anchorman's notes"\, Anchorman hav ing performed a star turn as RA for the evening (for which occasion he ha d conscientiously assembled a readily-transmissible phone-ful of speakin g prompts.)\nHASH 1544 - BLACKAWTON\n\nWhat a load of bull(ocks)\nAnother week\, another hash\, and this time we found ourselves in the hills of Bl ackawton. For those of you who were told “all roads lead to Blackawton\, ” I can confirm that this was indeed true - but not without some naviga tional challenges\, a few near-death experiences\, and a bizarre encounter with some livestock [Ed. a very standard - nay\, baseline - set of hashin g conditions\, there.]\nA huge welcome back to a few familiar faces: Jess \, Good Head\, Debriefed and Running Late. And a big congratulations t o Olive for completing the Great North Run. She complained about the 500 feet of elevation gain in that race. Ha! This hash topped that by a whopp ing 250 feet!\nOur hares\, Rizzo and WGAS\, really outdid themselves. They delivered an epic trail\, even if it was a bit longer for some. It se ems one of our Longs clocked over 7 miles\, a full mile and a half more th an advertised! Clearly\, the hares were feeling generous [Ed. or the hashe r in question was feeling a little like they should've paid more attention  to the marks\, particularly the discontinuation thereof...].\nTales fro m the Trail\nWedmesday's trail was a treacherous one\, with two of our has hers taking a serious tumble. We saw Lactaster get taken down by a rock and hit the deck hard. Then there was Jess\, who also had a nasty fall ea rly on. It seems Jess has a knack for falling\, having also recently tumbl ed down a flight of stairs. The name suggestions were coming in thick and fast\, with the most voted-for suggestion being Nasty Swelling in refere nce to her badly swollen leg. Other notable suggestions included Algebra\ , Double Entry\, Nelly the Elephant\, Twist and Shout\, and Tits Up. P lus one from Squashed Balls which wouldn't get through most people's spam filters! [Ed. ahhh\, there he is! All the squeaky-clean jokes of late had us worried! 😘]\nThe trail also led to some peculiar behaviours: Overs hot was seen getting into some unusual warm-up stretches\, a move he call ed the “Curious Cat” which apparently looked a bit…suggestive. Later on\, Overshot was seen meticulously checking every trail but the correct one—which\, naturally\, went up a hill.\nAnd what about those cows? The final field gave us a beautiful view of a red moon rising\, with Boaty c ommenting on how beautiful the mooooooooooon was. Others suspected WGAS  of planting the cows there to add another obstacle. Apparently\, one cow w ith a creepy cough [👀 are you sure it was a cow\, ladies...?] attacked  Yeuk &\; Oui Oui\, while Fob Jockey had a whole herd chasing him ho me. His genius solution? He turned and woofed at them. [Ed. a shame 'Dr Do olittle' is already taken\, or there might be a case for a renaming...!]\n RA’s Remarks &\; Down-Downs\nThe RA was in full flow. We even had Ru nning Late &\; Low T'arse make it back just moments before the down- downs began\, with Twisted Sister confident they were on the right path all along.\nDown-downs went to:\n\n\n Rizzo &\; WGAS - for setting the trail\n Overshot - for his questionable stretching and trail-finding abilities\n Jess now Nasty Swelling - for her big fall and new name\n Olive - for her overblown complaints about the Great North Run's elevat ion\n Lactaster - for being the other casualty of tonight’s treacherou s hash\n\nA big shout-out to Squashed Balls for his jokes at the bar (!? )—he's been invited back for an open mic night at the George Inn on Sept ember 26th. Circle up!\nAND Livewire popped his hash-laying cherry on Sund ay for Plympton Hash\, laying what was - by numerous accounts - a brillian tly-gnarly\, true -Plympton' trail with PH3 hare extraordinaire\, Sh*tname \, at South Brent. A route which may or may not look vaguely familiar tom orrow when we are back at....\n\n[ON ON to] SOUTH BRENT!\n\n \;\nPhoto credit: Doggy Style\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy many more photos fro m the bovine bedecked hash on 10th September 2025 by checking out Hash Fla sh's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃🍻\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1545 -  17th Septe mber\, 2025\n \nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nStation Car Park\nSouth Brent\nTQ10 9BG \nWhat3words: alike.poem.examples\n\nON DOWN:\nThe Station House Cafe\nSt ation Road\nSouth Brent\nTQ10 9BE\nWhat3words: departure.rungs.renders\nHa res: Vindaloo and Gomez\nFor further info\, please see the Hash 1545 eve nt page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 17th September\, 2025) to the Hash 1545 photo album  on SH4's Facebook page.\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at SOUTH BRENT on 17th September\, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@s h4.org.uk by Sunday evening (21st September\, 2025) - TVM! 📝\n\n👣 \n\n\n\n\n\n\nUPCOMNG SH4 EVENTS\n⛄🌟🎅🏻🌟🎄 NOW SOLD OUT!!!  🎄🌟🎅🏻🌟⛄\n\nWe can't wait to see you all at the Start Bay Centre\, Slapton on Saturday 29th November (and Friday 28th November\, if you've signed up for the bonus extra FREE night!) for what promises to be a spectacular edition of the beloved SH4 Pre-Christmas Hash Bash. Don't f orget your tinsel (or other\, more sustainable festive adornments)!\n🌟\ nIf you've booked to attend this super-value weekend of entertainment\, pl ease pay the full amount (£50) to the SH4 account asap to secure your pla ce (account details below and also on the poster):\n\nAccount name: SH4\nA /c no. 00263482     Sort code: 30-94-72\n\n \;\n\n🌟\n\n\n\n\n\nSH 4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone numb er and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 10370 1 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call for assistance if you come 'unst uck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom / Dog gy Style before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled  checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\ , Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also check back in with the 'On Secs o nce you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nS how your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n \;\n \n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, t o be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 e a.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n_ ____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:The George The George Inn\, Blackawton\, TQ9 7BG GEO:50.346316;-3.680313 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The George Inn\, Blackawton \, TQ9 7BG \, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=The George:geo:50. 346316,-3.680313 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20250330T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR