BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:583@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20250917T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20250917T230000 DTSTAMP:20250924T074126Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1545/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1545 - South Brent Station Car Park DESCRIPTION:On Down at the Station House Hotel\n\n \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to FEN (as ably translated by PY)\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n\nHASH 1545 - SOUTH BRENT\nMy ears pricked up at the Circle Up as I heard Py volunteer me for The Words\, and I was non-plussed that my th oughts on the matter were not even considered! This was my first hash in t hree weeks\, and I had been enjoying catching up with my mates\, Gomez\, Boaty\, Jyde\, and now I had to stop playing and pay attention! My reven ge was swift\, however - if not sweet - once we started running: a large dump right in the middle of the path\, which necessitated a good 500-metre detour to a poo bin and a faster-than-usual jog to catch up the back of t he Shorts - woof\, woof! [Ed. a poo-wer play if ever I saw one!]\n\nWhat a lovely\, rainy evening for a hash - and perfectly normal for South Brent : I love it! But if Vinders &\; Gomez are vying for the Wettest Hash of the Year award\, they will have to do better than that to beat Gaffer ’s stair-rods rain and flooded-river hash at Cornwood a couple of months ago! [Ed. that set a high bar...characterised by some very low (iso)bars. (Sorry... 😬)] Don’t you just love Dartmoor hashes?!\n\nBy the time we caught up with the pack in the slippery\, murky drizzle\, there were al ready some hashers falling by the wayside\, with Doggy Style\, Winnie &am p\; Dragon making their own super-Short trail to the pub\, claiming to ha ve lost the marks! Know Nuts\, however\, was determinedly sticking to th e trail\, despite suffering the double trauma of being knocked into by Ov ershot and having Boaty shout in his ear [Ed. no-one deserves that sort of ordeal - a miracle he was able to maintain his equilibrium at all after that\, much less follow the marks!].\n\nI then caught a whiff of that y oung bitch Twitch ahead (no insult\, she is a canine after all!). She was straining at her leash with her harriette\, Lowt'arse\, so I showed her h ow to behave properly when running through the field of baa-ing sheep. We ’ll make a collie of her yet! Sadly\, I had to say goodbye to Twitch at the Long/Short split because my harriette\, Py\, claims to be too unfit to do the Long - or too lazy!\n\nI heard that the Longs had lots of watery fun\, with Blown Off excelling at splashing and soaking everyone [Ed. h ow completely out of character...]\, and Fob Jockey running into the riv er with the shock of finding himself as a FRB! Overshot did apparently w hisper an “On back” [Ed. so thoughtful]\, but not until Fob Jockey w as disappearing rapidly downriver…\n\nAnchorman confidently took a wron g [Ed. "wrong"\, eh?] turn and gained a swift return to the pub\, leaving the rest of the Longs to battle on with the trail\, while Lactaster gal lantly completed all of the Long trail\, in spite of last week’s injury - brave harriette!\n\nWetspot was heard loudly bragging about his local k nowledge...but managed to get himself lost. Meanwhile\, the gentleman\, L ord Overshot\, showed his true colours this week by gleefully redirectin g Good Head and Debrief\, so that they started running the trail a sec ond time round…naughty! [Ed. Un. Believable. Oh\, wait...]\n\nHalf Hard But Playful has definitely had a memorable hash this week: firstly he tho ught he was running through thick\, rolling mist - until one of the ‘cl ouds’ started baaing…well\, it was raining hard at that point! [Ed. sh eep: notoriously diaphanous\, aren't they...? 😂] And secondly\, his fo ot succumbed to one of South Brent’s many lethal potholes\, with his ank le swelling visibly as he hobbled into the pub! The SH4 first response tea m of Twisted Sister &\; Nut Cracker did a stirling job of recovery an d first aid. [Ed. Hash Heroines!] Thankfully\, we understand that a trip t o A&\;E has since confirmed that it is ‘only a bad sprain’ and we w ish him a speedy recovery. There is a suggestion that a change of name may be appropriate: Half Hard to Half Limp [Ed. and Rather Less Playful?]? !\n\nBack at the pub\, No Comment had provided great food as usual\, and I was able to scrounge scrapings of pork as well as the odd chip!\n\nThe R.A.\, Doggy Style\, introduced Wetspot to the game of Apple Dumping… or maybe apple dumpling?! [Ed. you can't just leave that there...or\, actu ally\, maybe you should?!] One of our new hashers\, Martin\, was ceremonio usly named KEEPSTRIPPING which could be “keeps tripping” or “keep stripping”\, dependant on his mood! [Ed. how very versatile: well played  👌]\n\nSome milestone T shirts awards this evening:\nVindaloo - a lov ely\, turquoise 800 runs!\nNokkers -  a sky blue 400 runs!\nGHR - a pur ple 200 runs!\n\nDown-downs were awarded:\nVINDALOO &\; GOMEZ - our so ggy and gallant hares!\nNOKKERS - soggy\, wet hash trainers worn in pub!\ nGHR - T shirt award\nKEEPSTRIPPING - his naming ceremony!\nOVERSHOT - for darstardly deeds on the hash!\n\nThere may have been more but my doggy brain was a little distracted by this point…!\n\nON ON to HARBERTON\n\n Fen 🐾\n\n \;\nPhoto credit: 'Beefy' [Just like that iconic scene f rom Reservoir Dogs\, I'm sure you'll agree. Only wetter. And with more l ycra and head torches.]\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy a few more photo s from the decidedly damp South Brent hash on 17th September 2025 by check ing out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page  📸 🏃🍻\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1545  -  24th September\, 2025\nHARBERTON\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nOutside the Chur ch House Inn\nHarberton\nTotnes\nTQ9 7SF\nWhat3words: match.ooze.join\n\n ON DOWN:\nInside the Church House Inn\nHares: Fob Jockey\n🚜🚗🚕🚘 🚗 ⛔️ PLEASE PARK RESPONSIBLY... ⛔️ 🚘🚗🚕🚜🚗\nPar king can be a little tricky in Harberton. The Parish Hall carpark on Tris tford Road is a short walk from the pub and may be worth a try if you're s truggling to find a spot: ///promotes.depths.processor \n\nFor further i nfo\, please see the Hash 1546 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n Add your photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 24th September\, 2 025) to the Hash 1546 photo album on SH4's Facebook page.\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at HARBERTON on 24th September\, please submit your e dition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (28th Sept ember\, 2025) - TVM! 📝\n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\n🍻🐷👣🌟  SH4 AGPU 🌟👣🐷🍻\n \;\n\nDear all\,\n\nIt's that time of y ear again\, hashers...\n\nWe are excited to announce that the AGPU will ta ke place on 15th October at The Station House Cafe in South Brent.\n\nThis is a wonderful opportunity to get together\, vote for your new committee\ , and celebrate with an awards night. Who will receive the prestigious mag ic trainer award...? *Drum roll...*\n\nTo make the evening even more enjoy able\, supper will be provided courtesy of the Hash. We'll share the menu soon\, so be sure to save the date!\n\nIf you are interested in taking on a role\, please let the GM know. We're looking forward to welcoming new id eas and enthusiasm to the new committee.\n\nSee you very soon!\n\nLove\, O live and The Committee XX\n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\nUPCOMNG SH4 EVENTS\n⛄🌟 🎅🏻🌟🎄 NOW SOLD OUT!!! 🎄🌟🎅🏻🌟⛄\n\nWe can't wait to see you all at the Start Bay Centre\, Slapton on Saturday 29th Novembe r (and Friday 28th November\, if you've signed up for the bonus extra FREE night!) for what promises to be a spectacular edition of the beloved SH4 Pre-Christmas Hash Bash. Don't forget your tinsel (or other\, more sustain able festive adornments)!\n🌟\nIf you've booked to attend this super-val ue weekend of entertainment\, please pay the full amount (£50) to the SH4 account asap to secure your place (account details below and also on the poster):\n\nAccount name: SH4\nA/c no. 00263482     Sort code: 30-94-72\ n\n \;\n\n🌟\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH 4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call f or assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a m essage to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't fo rget to see Rusty Bottom / Doggy Style before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also ch eck back in with the 'On Secs once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n \n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your members hip proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n \;\n \n\nAvailable excl usively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle i n your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n - On Down at the Station House Hotel\n\n \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to FEN (as ably translated by PY)\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n\nHASH 1545 - SOUTH BRENT\nMy ears pricked up at the Circle Up as I heard Py volunteer me for The Words\, and I was non-plussed that my tho ughts on the matter were not even considered! This was my first hash in th ree weeks\, and I had been enjoying catching up with my mates\, Gomez\, Boaty\, Jyde\, and now I had to stop playing and pay attention! My reveng e was swift\, however - if not sweet - once we started running: a large d ump right in the middle of the path\, which necessitated a good 500-metre detour to a poo bin and a faster-than-usual jog to catch up the back of th e Shorts - woof\, woof! [Ed. a poo-wer play if ever I saw one!]\n\nWhat a lovely\, rainy evening for a hash - and perfectly normal for South Brent: I love it! But if Vinders &\; Gomez are vying for the Wettest Hash o f the Year award\, they will have to do better than that to beat Gaffer ’s stair-rods rain and flooded-river hash at Cornwood a couple of months ago! [Ed. that set a high bar...characterised by some very low (iso)bars. (Sorry... 😬)] Don’t you just love Dartmoor hashes?!\n\nBy the time we caught up with the pack in the slippery\, murky drizzle\, there were al ready some hashers falling by the wayside\, with Doggy Style\, Winnie &am p\; Dragon making their own super-Short trail to the pub\, claiming to ha ve lost the marks! Know Nuts\, however\, was determinedly sticking to th e trail\, despite suffering the double trauma of being knocked into by Ov ershot and having Boaty shout in his ear [Ed. no-one deserves that sort of ordeal - a miracle he was able to maintain his equilibrium at all after that\, much less follow the marks!].\n\nI then caught a whiff of that y oung bitch Twitch ahead (no insult\, she is a canine after all!). She was straining at her leash with her harriette\, Lowt'arse\, so I showed her h ow to behave properly when running through the field of baa-ing sheep. We ’ll make a collie of her yet! Sadly\, I had to say goodbye to Twitch at the Long/Short split because my harriette\, Py\, claims to be too unfit to do the Long - or too lazy!\n\nI heard that the Longs had lots of watery fun\, with Blown Off excelling at splashing and soaking everyone [Ed. h ow completely out of character...]\, and Fob Jockey running into the riv er with the shock of finding himself as a FRB! Overshot did apparently w hisper an “On back” [Ed. so thoughtful]\, but not until Fob Jockey w as disappearing rapidly downriver…\n\nAnchorman confidently took a wron g [Ed. "wrong"\, eh?] turn and gained a swift return to the pub\, leaving the rest of the Longs to battle on with the trail\, while Lactaster gal lantly completed all of the Long trail\, in spite of last week’s injury - brave harriette!\n\nWetspot was heard loudly bragging about his local k nowledge...but managed to get himself lost. Meanwhile\, the gentleman\, L ord Overshot\, showed his true colours this week by gleefully redirectin g Good Head and Debrief\, so that they started running the trail a sec ond time round…naughty! [Ed. Un. Believable. Oh\, wait...]\n\nHalf Hard But Playful has definitely had a memorable hash this week: firstly he tho ught he was running through thick\, rolling mist - until one of the ‘cl ouds’ started baaing…well\, it was raining hard at that point! [Ed. sh eep: notoriously diaphanous\, aren't they...? 😂] And secondly\, his fo ot succumbed to one of South Brent’s many lethal potholes\, with his ank le swelling visibly as he hobbled into the pub! The SH4 first response tea m of Twisted Sister &\; Nut Cracker did a stirling job of recovery an d first aid. [Ed. Hash Heroines!] Thankfully\, we understand that a trip t o A&\;E has since confirmed that it is ‘only a bad sprain’ and we w ish him a speedy recovery. There is a suggestion that a change of name may be appropriate: Half Hard to Half Limp [Ed. and Rather Less Playful?]? !\n\nBack at the pub\, No Comment had provided great food as usual\, and I was able to scrounge scrapings of pork as well as the odd chip!\n\nThe R.A.\, Doggy Style\, introduced Wetspot to the game of Apple Dumping… or maybe apple dumpling?! [Ed. you can't just leave that there...or\, actu ally\, maybe you should?!] One of our new hashers\, Martin\, was ceremonio usly named KEEPSTRIPPING which could be “keeps tripping” or “keep stripping”\, dependant on his mood! [Ed. how very versatile: well played  👌]\n\nSome milestone T shirts awards this evening:\nVindaloo - a lov ely\, turquoise 800 runs!\nNokkers -  a sky blue 400 runs!\nGHR - a pur ple 200 runs!\n\nDown-downs were awarded:\nVINDALOO &\; GOMEZ - our so ggy and gallant hares!\nNOKKERS - soggy\, wet hash trainers worn in pub!\ nGHR - T shirt award\nKEEPSTRIPPING - his naming ceremony!\nOVERSHOT - for darstardly deeds on the hash!\n\nThere may have been more but my doggy brain was a little distracted by this point…!\n\nON ON to HARBERTON\n\n Fen 🐾\n\n \;\nPhoto credit: 'Beefy' [Just like that iconic scene f rom Reservoir Dogs\, I'm sure you'll agree. Only wetter. And with more l ycra and head torches.]\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy a few more photo s from the decidedly damp South Brent hash on 17th September 2025 by check ing out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page  📸 🏃🍻\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1545  -  24th September\, 2025\nHARBERTON\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nOutside the Chur ch House Inn\nHarberton\nTotnes\nTQ9 7SF\nWhat3words: match.ooze.join\n\n ON DOWN:\nInside the Church House Inn\nHares: Fob Jockey\n🚜🚗🚕🚘 🚗 ⛔️ PLEASE PARK RESPONSIBLY... ⛔️ 🚘🚗🚕🚜🚗\nPar king can be a little tricky in Harberton. The Parish Hall carpark on Tris tford Road is a short walk from the pub and may be worth a try if you're s truggling to find a spot: ///promotes.depths.processor \n\nFor further i nfo\, please see the Hash 1546 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n Add your photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 24th September\, 2 025) to the Hash 1546 photo album on SH4's Facebook page.\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at HARBERTON on 24th September\, please submit your e dition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (28th Sept ember\, 2025) - TVM! 📝\n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\n🍻🐷👣🌟  SH4 AGPU 🌟👣🐷🍻\n \;\n\nDear all\,\n\nIt's that time of y ear again\, hashers...\n\nWe are excited to announce that the AGPU will ta ke place on 15th October at The Station House Cafe in South Brent.\n\nThis is a wonderful opportunity to get together\, vote for your new committee\ , and celebrate with an awards night. Who will receive the prestigious mag ic trainer award...? *Drum roll...*\n\nTo make the evening even more enjoy able\, supper will be provided courtesy of the Hash. We'll share the menu soon\, so be sure to save the date!\n\nIf you are interested in taking on a role\, please let the GM know. We're looking forward to welcoming new id eas and enthusiasm to the new committee.\n\nSee you very soon!\n\nLove\, O live and The Committee XX\n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\nUPCOMNG SH4 EVENTS\n⛄🌟 🎅🏻🌟🎄 NOW SOLD OUT!!! 🎄🌟🎅🏻🌟⛄\n\nWe can't wait to see you all at the Start Bay Centre\, Slapton on Saturday 29th Novembe r (and Friday 28th November\, if you've signed up for the bonus extra FREE night!) for what promises to be a spectacular edition of the beloved SH4 Pre-Christmas Hash Bash. Don't forget your tinsel (or other\, more sustain able festive adornments)!\n🌟\nIf you've booked to attend this super-val ue weekend of entertainment\, please pay the full amount (£50) to the SH4 account asap to secure your place (account details below and also on the poster):\n\nAccount name: SH4\nA/c no. 00263482     Sort code: 30-94-72\ n\n \;\n\n🌟\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH 4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call f or assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a m essage to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't fo rget to see Rusty Bottom / Doggy Style before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also ch eck back in with the 'On Secs once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n \n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your members hip proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n \;\n \n\nAvailable excl usively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle i n your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:South Brent Station Car Park Station Car Park\, South Brent\, TQ10 9AL GEO:50.42761;-3.83444 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Station Car Park\, South Br ent\, TQ10 9AL\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=South Brent Sta tion Car Park:geo:50.42761,-3.83444 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20250330T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR