BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:588@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20251022T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20251022T230000 DTSTAMP:20251029T092225Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1550/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1550 - The Odd Wheel DESCRIPTION: \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words accordin g to CHING CHONG\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n[Ed. Set the shower to cold\, kids: this one's X-r ated! 😂]\n\nHASH 1550 - WEMBURY\nAlrighty then!\n\nI met RIZZO\, WGAS and OVERSHOT behind a hedge in East Allington\, at WGAS’s dark and formi dable barn [Ed. a foreshadowing of the 'excitements' to come...?!]. For so me reason\, it always feels like I am doing something naughty - like goin g behind the bike shed for a fag\, or about to do a robbery [Ed. sheesh\, CC - that took a dark turn...! 👀].\n\nRIZZO drove calmly (completely ou t of character for her) to Wembury\, and when we got there something even stranger happened: there I was\, innocently standing there with my hood up in the rain\, when I felt a presence…and then a hand moving up and down my body…followed by a sexy voice suggesting we could ‘run together’ ??? With CAN'T COME being some 350 miles away\, I was somewhat intrigued ( and maybe a little hopeful? [Ed. it's alright\, we won't say a word\, CC 😆]) but it was only WGAS who had mistaken me for UNDERCOVERS [Ed. easi ly done...😆]. He apologised by way of a Guinness and peanuts - the way to my heart - so all was forgiven [Ed. not a thought for poor\, neglected Undercovers though\, eh\, Ching Chong? Cold. So cold.]\n\nAt circle-up\, o ur fab new GM\, BLOWN ORF [sic]\, asked ‘who wants to do The Words?’ I looked around and thought ‘easy\, there’s hardly anyone here!’ so I volunteered. Little did I know that\, due to LACTASTER's nonchalance in her new role as Hare Razer\, half the hashers were at the pub\, as it wa s not clear which car park we were meant to be in. Four times I heard BLOW N OFF calling ‘Hash Hush!’ while we were waiting for all to congregate . After the third time\, I heard him mutter ‘f*** this’ and start to walk off\, but WINNIE death-glared him\, which meant he had to give it lo nger than a week [Ed. presumably the GM role(?) He probably felt he'd alre ady given it longer than a week for hashers to realise their mistake and h ead ho-...find true Circle Up!].\n\nNICE TACKLE presented us with a ‘mo stly’ well laid trail\, until I got confused at one point towards the en d\, where there were dots and arrows all over the place [Ed. excellent\, t horoughly-instructive hash directions\, by the sound of it!]. I took my ch ances up a footpath\, running away from the comforting streetlights\; I s tarted to think that I was possibly on the start of the Shorts\, so turned around and came across OLIVE and LOWT'ARSE\, who had slowed up\, all the better to partake in a spot of voyeurism at a dogging car park by the sea . I had enjoyed the church bells…they had enjoyed the dogging. [Ed. diff erent strokes... 👀]. \n\nGAFFER witnessed BLOWN OFF not kicking out a check (still in a strop) - naughty\, naughty - and the trail eventual ly meandered along the coastal path.\n\nBack in the pub whilst RA’ing\, GAFFER told us of when\, back in the 80’s (when he was 60 according to O LIVE)\, pre-SH4\, he had laid a trail at Wembury where many hashers had n early lost their lives...naturally\, GAFFER. In his own way\, it was a H& amp\;S talk…another one. He also publically argued with the barman about the pub’s former name: the Jubilee versus Old Inn [Ed. we all know who was (always) right... 😘].\n\nANCHORMAN had 'returned from Sweden' – yeah\, right! This was clearly a lie said to get out of going to the AGPU last week…You offered [Ed. for a starring/committee role]! Toughen up\, lad - you are going to need to if the last 2 years are anything to go by! \n\nIt was dark\, it was raining\, it was muddy\, it got a bit sexy [  👀]…it was a laugh! Thank you\, lovely people.\n\nDown downs:\n\n NIC E TACKLE - naughty Hare\n GM (BLOWN OFF) - impatience\n WGAS - fondle\n ANCHORMAN - porky pie\n GOMEZ - impeccable sense of direction\n WET SPOT - wonky fingers\n\nOn on to HOLBETON!\n\nERRATA\nEd. With sincere ap ologies to WHISPERER for my omission in doing a (too) brief round-up of t he committee and non-committee roles from 15th October's AGPU\, please not e that he (Whisperer) will continue in his non-committee 'helper' role\, a longside Rusty and Shaggy\, as hash Webmaster and general all-round web wi zard. Rubbery will also continue to expertly curate hash photo albums as  needed\, with the hash at large providing the photos to fill them while he is unable to attend quite so regularly.\n \;\nPhoto credit: Beefy\n 🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy a few more photos from the Wembury hash of two Circle-Ups on 22nd October 2025 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose- built photo album on the SH4 Facebook page 📸 🏃🍻\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n 👣\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \n\n HASH 1550 -  29th October\, 2025  \n\n🎃 HOLBETON - Halloween Hash! 🎃\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nOutside th e Mildmay Colours\nFore Street\nHolbeton\nPL8 1NA\nWhat3words: https://w3 w.co/acute.cabbies.minute\n\nON DOWN:\nInside the Mildmay Colours\nHares: DOGGY STYLE &\; LADY GODIVA\n\nHalloween costumes optional... 👻\n\n 👣\nFor further info\, please see the Hash 1551 event page on the SH 4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 29th October\, 2025) to the Hash 1551 photo album on SH4's Facebook pa ge.\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at HOLBETON on 29th October\, plea se submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday eve ning (2nd November\, 2025) - TVM! 📝\n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\nUPCOMNG SH4 EV ENTS\n⛄🌟🎅🏻🌟🎄🌟🎅🏻🌟⛄\n\nWe can't wait to see y ou all at the Start Bay Centre\, Slapton on Saturday 29th November (and Fr iday 28th November\, if you've signed up for the bonus extra FREE night!) for what promises to be a spectacular edition of the beloved SH4 Pre-Chris tmas Hash Bash. Don't forget your tinsel (or other\, more sustainable fest ive adornments)!\n🌟\nIf you've booked to attend this super-value weeken d of entertainment\, please pay the full amount (£50) to the SH4 account asap to secure your place (account details below and also on the poster):\ n\nAccount name: SH4\nA/c no. 00263482     Sort code: 30-94-72\n \n\n 🌟\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the S H4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone n umber: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call for assistance  if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'ba se camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fang led checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wiza rd\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also check back in with Rusty once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n \;\n \n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a me mber of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n_____ ________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n -  \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to CHING CHONG\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n[Ed. Set the s hower to cold\, kids: this one's X-rated! 😂]\n\nHASH 1550 - WEMBURY\nA lrighty then!\n\nI met RIZZO\, WGAS and OVERSHOT behind a hedge in East Al lington\, at WGAS’s dark and formidable barn [Ed. a foreshadowing of the 'excitements' to come...?!]. For some reason\, it always feels like I am doing something naughty - like going behind the bike shed for a fag\, or about to do a robbery [Ed. sheesh\, CC - that took a dark turn...! 👀].\ n\nRIZZO drove calmly (completely out of character for her) to Wembury\, a nd when we got there something even stranger happened: there I was\, innoc ently standing there with my hood up in the rain\, when I felt a presence …and then a hand moving up and down my body…followed by a sexy voice s uggesting we could ‘run together’??? With CAN'T COME being some 350 mi les away\, I was somewhat intrigued (and maybe a little hopeful? [Ed. it's alright\, we won't say a word\, CC 😆]) but it was only WGAS who had mi staken me for UNDERCOVERS [Ed. easily done...😆]. He apologised by way of a Guinness and peanuts - the way to my heart - so all was forgiven [Ed. not a thought for poor\, neglected Undercovers though\, eh\, Ching Chong? Cold. So cold.]\n\nAt circle-up\, our fab new GM\, BLOWN ORF [sic]\, as ked ‘who wants to do The Words?’ I looked around and thought ‘easy\, there’s hardly anyone here!’ so I volunteered. Little did I know that \, due to LACTASTER's nonchalance in her new role as Hare Razer\, half th e hashers were at the pub\, as it was not clear which car park we were mea nt to be in. Four times I heard BLOWN OFF calling ‘Hash Hush!’ while w e were waiting for all to congregate. After the third time\, I heard him mutter ‘f*** this’ and start to walk off\, but WINNIE death-glared hi m\, which meant he had to give it longer than a week [Ed. presumably the G M role(?) He probably felt he'd already given it longer than a week for ha shers to realise their mistake and head ho-...find true Circle Up!].\n\nN ICE TACKLE presented us with a ‘mostly’ well laid trail\, until I got confused at one point towards the end\, where there were dots and arrows a ll over the place [Ed. excellent\, thoroughly-instructive hash directions\ , by the sound of it!]. I took my chances up a footpath\, running away fro m the comforting streetlights\; I started to think that I was possibly on the start of the Shorts\, so turned around and came across OLIVE and LOWT 'ARSE\, who had slowed up\, all the better to partake in a spot of voyeur ism at a dogging car park by the sea. I had enjoyed the church bells…the y had enjoyed the dogging. [Ed. different strokes... 👀]. \n\nGAFFER  witnessed BLOWN OFF not kicking out a check (still in a strop) - naughty \, naughty - and the trail eventually meandered along the coastal path.\ n\nBack in the pub whilst RA’ing\, GAFFER told us of when\, back in the 80’s (when he was 60 according to OLIVE)\, pre-SH4\, he had laid a trail at Wembury where many hashers had nearly lost their lives...naturally\,  GAFFER. In his own way\, it was a H&\;S talk…another one. He also p ublically argued with the barman about the pub’s former name: the Jubile e versus Old Inn [Ed. we all know who was (always) right... 😘].\n\nANCH ORMAN had 'returned from Sweden' – yeah\, right! This was clearly a lie said to get out of going to the AGPU last week…You offered [Ed. for a s tarring/committee role]! Toughen up\, lad - you are going to need to if t he last 2 years are anything to go by!\n\nIt was dark\, it was raining\, i t was muddy\, it got a bit sexy [ 👀]…it was a laugh! Thank you\, lov ely people.\n\nDown downs:\n\n NICE TACKLE - naughty Hare\n GM (BLOWN OF F) - impatience\n WGAS - fondle\n ANCHORMAN - porky pie\n GOMEZ - im peccable sense of direction\n WET SPOT - wonky fingers\n\nOn on to HOLBE TON!\n\nERRATA\nEd. With sincere apologies to WHISPERER for my omission in doing a (too) brief round-up of the committee and non-committee roles fr om 15th October's AGPU\, please note that he (Whisperer) will continue in his non-committee 'helper' role\, alongside Rusty and Shaggy\, as hash Web master and general all-round web wizard. Rubbery will also continue to exp ertly curate hash photo albums as needed\, with the hash at large providi ng the photos to fill them while he is unable to attend quite so regularl y.\n \;\nPhoto credit: Beefy\n🏃 📸 🍻 You can enjoy a few mo re photos from the Wembury hash of two Circle-Ups on 22nd October 2025 by checking out Hash Flash's purpose-built photo album on the SH4 Facebook p age 📸 🏃🍻\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \n\n  HASH 1550 -  29th October\, 2025 \n\n🎃 HOLBETON - Halloween Hash!  🎃\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nOutside the Mildmay Colours\nFore Street\nHolbeton \nPL8 1NA\nWhat3words: https://w3w.co/acute.cabbies.minute\n\nON DOWN:\nI nside the Mildmay Colours\nHares: DOGGY STYLE &\; LADY GODIVA\n\nHallow een costumes optional... 👻\n\n👣\nFor further info\, please see the Hash 1551 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your photos of h ow the evening went down (on Weds 29th October\, 2025) to the Hash 1551  photo album on SH4's Facebook page.\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at HOLBETON on 29th October\, please submit your edition of The Words to  thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (2nd November\, 2025) - TVM!  📝\n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\nUPCOMNG SH4 EVENTS\n⛄🌟🎅🏻🌟🎄🌟 🎅🏻🌟⛄\n\nWe can't wait to see you all at the Start Bay Centre\, Slapton on Saturday 29th November (and Friday 28th November\, if you've si gned up for the bonus extra FREE night!) for what promises to be a spectac ular edition of the beloved SH4 Pre-Christmas Hash Bash. Don't forget your tinsel (or other\, more sustainable festive adornments)!\n🌟\nIf you've booked to attend this super-value weekend of entertainment\, please pay t he full amount (£50) to the SH4 account asap to secure your place (accoun t details below and also on the poster):\n\nAccount name: SH4\nA/c no. 002 63482     Sort code: 30-94-72\n \n\n🌟\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \n Use this number to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the t rail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n  \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom before the hash to lo g you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app ( developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also check back in with Rusty once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\ n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your memb ership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n \;\n \n\nAvailable e xclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one.. .) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicl e in your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next ha sh meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:The Odd Wheel The Odd Wheel\, Wembury\, Devon\, PL9 0JD GEO:50.328217;-4.070266 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Odd Wheel\, Wembury\, D evon\, PL9 0JD\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=The Odd Wheel:g eo:50.328217,-4.070266 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20250330T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR