BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:605@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260128T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260128T230000 DTSTAMP:20260212T173715Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1567/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1567 - Crooked Spire DESCRIPTION: \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to BOATY\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n 🌟 👣  🌟\n\nHash 1567 - ERMINGTON\n\nWell! After a week of torrent ial rain\, almighty gusts and generally awful weather\, it was nice to cir cle up in what felt like a nice break from the carnage of the extreme weat her we’ve been having... You will have seen Dimmers' live coverage of t he seawalls at Torcross being washed away: I showed the footage to the Me t Office and they have agreed to name the next storm after him\, in honour  of his great work in keeping us all informed\, minute-by-minute!\n\nA r eally good turnout this week at the Circle Up\; no idea if there were an y virgins or visitors due to Blown Off not caring - they could still be o ut there!\n\nMuckspreader and Nice Buns had inside information on the Has h from my local gamekeeper. Also\, Anchorman was seen spying on the hares during the laying and\, of course\, claimed it was a complete coincidence ! (Ed. he's obviously been standing too close to Overshot...)\n\nOnce the Hares had given good instructions on the flour being laid on the left\, r ight and in the middle there was some chat about there being some busy roa d crossings\, and then we were off!\n\nA few shenanigans from the Hash :\n Anchorman pretended he didn’t know where he was going by going the wrong way from a check at the beginning. (Ed. Cute. None of us were fooled\, An chorman 🙄)\n\nKeeps Tripping was seen to have a nasty slip in the mud\, which apparently was his one and only fall since he started hashing (Ed. I mean\, it's not as though the name might suggest otherwise...).\n\nCowpa t did a very impressive ninja-style roll and stood back up with not a mark on her (Ed. what wizardry is this?!) \n\nChing Chong was guided through the scary tunnel by cheeky Gomez. (Ed. Did you not read the words from Ea st Allington\, CC??) \n\nDirty Bum Bum was so startled by the llamas that she stumbled into a massive puddle (Ed. and there were a few of those to choose from...).\n\nThe beer stop was a real treat: Nutcracker and Twiste d Sister did a great job. One of the locals came out to see what on earth was going on - she thought it was a search party\, with all the sparkling lights and torches! But Winnie couldn’t even be bothered to go to it\;  she just went back and had some alcohol that was stowed in her car. (Ed. textbook hashing!).\n\nOther than that\, the Hash was plain sailing: well marked\, and marshalled at dangerous points. (Ed. Bravo\, hares!) \n\nHek kel was already back in the pub before everybody else after doing the Lon g\; Dirty bum bum accused Olive of doing the Short as she was back so qui ck!\n\nOvershot treated the assembled hash (those that hadn't scarpered e arly to avoid a down down [pure speculation\, of course...]) - including an unfortunate table of locals trapped in our midst - to another star RA-i ng turn\, awarding Down Downs to:\n\n Lowt'arse and Barbarella - for lay ing the Hash(anti-clockwise...)\n Lady Godiva - for new shoes (Ed. havin g shamelessly omitted to mention them at Circle Up)\n Cowpat - for her i mpressive ninja-roll\n Blown off - stood for Winnie’s DIY beer stop\ n Gomez - for leading Ching Chong down a dark passageway\n Dirty bum b um - for her llama-induced puddle swan-dive\n\nOn on to IVYBRIDGE next we ek\n\nPhoto credit: Beefy\n\n🏃 📸 🍻   You can enjoy a few more photos (hurrah! Beefy's back!) from the remarkably (almost) rain-free Erm ington hash on 28th January 2026 - and add any others that you may like to add to the collection - by checking out the Hash 1567 photo album on th e SH4 Facebook page. 🏃 📸 🍻\n\n👣\n\n👣\n\nNext SH4 Hash  🐷👣: \nHASH 1568 -  4th February\, 2026 \n\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\n\ nLeonard's Road car park\, PL21 0RU\nHttps://what3words.com/gloom.sweeping .rezoning\n\nON DOWN:\nThe Exchange\, PL21 9AB\nHttps://what3words.com/etc hings.chatting.movements\n\nHares: Lowt'arse and Barbarella\n\n👣\n\nFor more info\, please see the Hash 1568 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 4th Febru ary\, 2026) to the Hash 1568 photo album  on SH4's Facebook page.\n\n 📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at IVYBRIDGE on 4th February\, please s ubmit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening  (8th February\, 2026) - TVM! 📝\n\n👣\n\n \;\n\nSH4 'EALTH &a mp\; SAFETY\n\n \;\n\nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n\n \;\n\n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n\n \;\n\n \;\n\nUse this number to call for assista nce if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n\n \;\n\n👣\n\n  Don't forge t to see Rusty Bottom before the hash to log you out on trail using the  new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own di gital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n\n \;\n\nDon't forget to also check back in with Rusty once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise\n\n&n bsp\;\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a be spoke SH4 car sticker!\n\n \;\n\n \;\n\nAvailable exclusively to S H4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the barg ain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet ! 😊\n\n \;\n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n\n \;\n\n👣\n\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n \; -  \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words acco rding to BOATY\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n\nHash 1567 - ERMINGTON\n\nWell! After a week of to rrential rain\, almighty gusts and generally awful weather\, it was nice t o circle up in what felt like a nice break from the carnage of the extreme weather we’ve been having... You will have seen Dimmers' live coverage of the seawalls at Torcross being washed away: I showed the footage to t he Met Office and they have agreed to name the next storm after him\, in h onour of his great work in keeping us all informed\, minute-by-minute!\n \nA really good turnout this week at the Circle Up\; no idea if there wer e any virgins or visitors due to Blown Off not caring - they could still be out there!\n\nMuckspreader and Nice Buns had inside information on th e Hash from my local gamekeeper. Also\, Anchorman was seen spying on the hares during the laying and\, of course\, claimed it was a complete coinci dence! (Ed. he's obviously been standing too close to Overshot...)\n\nOnce the Hares had given good instructions on the flour being laid on the lef t\, right and in the middle there was some chat about there being some bus y road crossings\, and then we were off!\n\nA few shenanigans from the Has h :\nAnchorman pretended he didn’t know where he was going by going the wrong way from a check at the beginning. (Ed. Cute. None of us were fooled \, Anchorman 🙄)\n\nKeeps Tripping was seen to have a nasty slip in the mud\, which apparently was his one and only fall since he started hashing (Ed. I mean\, it's not as though the name might suggest otherwise...).\n\n Cowpat did a very impressive ninja-style roll and stood back up with not a mark on her (Ed. what wizardry is this?!) \n\nChing Chong was guided thr ough the scary tunnel by cheeky Gomez. (Ed. Did you not read the words fr om East Allington\, CC??) \n\nDirty Bum Bum was so startled by the llamas that she stumbled into a massive puddle (Ed. and there were a few of tho se to choose from...).\n\nThe beer stop was a real treat: Nutcracker and T wisted Sister did a great job. One of the locals came out to see what on e arth was going on - she thought it was a search party\, with all the spark ling lights and torches! But Winnie couldn’t even be bothered to go to i t\; she just went back and had some alcohol that was stowed in her car. (Ed. textbook hashing!).\n\nOther than that\, the Hash was plain sailing: well marked\, and marshalled at dangerous points. (Ed. Bravo\, hares!) \n \nHekkel was already back in the pub before everybody else after doing th e Long\; Dirty bum bum accused Olive of doing the Short as she was back s o quick!\n\nOvershot treated the assembled hash (those that hadn't scarpe red early to avoid a down down [pure speculation\, of course...]) - inclu ding an unfortunate table of locals trapped in our midst - to another star RA-ing turn\, awarding Down Downs to:\n\n Lowt'arse and Barbarella - fo r laying the Hash(anti-clockwise...)\n Lady Godiva - for new shoes (Ed. having shamelessly omitted to mention them at Circle Up)\n Cowpat - for her impressive ninja-roll\n Blown off - stood for Winnie’s DIY beer stop\n Gomez - for leading Ching Chong down a dark passageway\n Dirty bum bum - for her llama-induced puddle swan-dive\n\nOn on to IVYBRIDGE ne xt week\n\nPhoto credit: Beefy\n\n🏃 📸 🍻   You can enjoy a few more photos (hurrah! Beefy's back!) from the remarkably (almost) rain-fre e Ermington hash on 28th January 2026 - and add any others that you may li ke to add to the collection - by checking out the Hash 1567 photo album  on the SH4 Facebook page. 🏃 📸 🍻\n\n👣\n\n👣\n\nNext SH4  Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1568 -  4th February\, 2026 \n\nCIRCLE UP 7.25p m\n\nLeonard's Road car park\, PL21 0RU\nHttps://what3words.com/gloom.swee ping.rezoning\n\nON DOWN:\nThe Exchange\, PL21 9AB\nHttps://what3words.com /etchings.chatting.movements\n\nHares: Lowt'arse and Barbarella\n\n👣\n\ nFor more info\, please see the Hash 1568 event page on the SH4 Faceb ook Group.\n\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 4th F ebruary\, 2026) to the Hash 1568 photo album  on SH4's Facebook page. \n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at IVYBRIDGE on 4th February\, pleas e submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday eve ning (8th February\, 2026) - TVM! 📝\n\n👣\n\n \;\n\nSH4 'EALT H &\; SAFETY\n\n \;\n\nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone num ber and add it to your phone:\n\n \;\n\n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 0 7922 103701 🌟\n\n \;\n\n \;\n\nUse this number to call for ass istance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n\n \;\n\n👣\n\n  Don't f orget to see Rusty Bottom before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very ow n digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n\n \;\n\nDon't forget to also check b ack in with Rusty once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise\n \n \;\n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\n \;\n\n \;\n\nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your f leet! 😊\n\n \;\n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash m eet to get yours.\n\n \;\n\n👣\n\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n \; CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Crooked Spire The Crooked Spire Inn\, Ermington\, Devon\, PL21 9LP GEO:50.361819;-3.917028 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Crooked Spire Inn\, Erm ington\, Devon\, PL21 9LP\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Croo ked Spire:geo:50.361819,-3.917028 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20251026T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR