BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:608@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260218T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260218T223000 DTSTAMP:20260224T110720Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1570/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1570 - Sea Trout Inn DESCRIPTION: \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words accordin g to HIGH OVERLORD OVERSHOT*\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n\n*Before I start\, as there has been talk amongst the pack of my downgrade\, I would like to go on record and s ay I have never called myself Lord Overshot and this has been a title be stowed on me by others. Maybe I am not worthy anymore: that’s ok - I am perfectly happy with being known plain and simply as Overshot. However\, f or the purposes of these words\, and the first and last jokes\, I have upg raded my title.\nHash 1570 - STAVERTON\nAnother week and another 7 days an d nights of rain couldn’t deter the brave (or foolish)\, and Nice Buns* \, from circling up outside the aptly-named Sea Trout. We all knew we wou ldn’t get washed away as we had a Boaty with us\, despite the river be ing in spate (word [Ed. I'm going to go out on a limb here and argue that two words is a phrase...] of the night\, apparently\, according to the RA ). \n* Nice Buns  is determined to banish the name for herself that sh e only comes when dry. [Ed. I'm not going anywhere near that one!]\nAfter slagging off Undercovers for poor parking\, our now-downgraded GM\, Pri vate Blown Off\, called us together for a quick pep talk and instructions from the consultant hare**\,  Squaddie Squashed Balls\, and then we we re sent off into the Wetlands of Staverton.\n** We never knew who the real hare was. Perhaps a scapegoat in waiting if the hash was true to nature a nd went wrong? \nCredit to the consultant hare\, Squaddie\, as it had b een awful weather and he had to suffer an exploding rucksack incident and had to ditch the bag in the Station bin*** but laid lots of marks to guid e us around.\n*** I saw on the late news when I got home that the bomb squ ad had now declared the Station safe and lifted all cordons after a contro lled explosion. Good job it wasn’t left in a cheese shop as you would ha ve seen da brie everywhere. [Ed. have you been standing next to WGAS again \, Overshot?]\nOff the pack went\, turning right and slip-sliding up a hil ly field. It was too much for Jamie\, (Blown Off’s cousin) who went ear ly\, falling over and getting plastered in shiggy. He was so embarrassed (or feared that he would get named [Ed. one day very soon\, on that basi s...!]) that he missed the On Down and went home.  Shaggy didn’t fall  over\, despite my attempts to push her over (I needed content for the wo rds\, you know [Ed. so resourceful...]). Surprisingly\, there weren't any other fallers [Ed. or so they'd have you believe...].\nWe were treated to an abundance of checks\, compared to the previous hash\, which kept Gaffe r happy **** (3 in total on the Longs) and there were even more arrows f or us to enjoy. \n**** [Insert definition of 'happy' here.] \nBoaty\, t hough\, overshot one of said arrows and ran an extra half mile before bei ng called back by Nice Buns. Nice Buns was particularly chatty on the ha sh\, making sure everyone knew she was there in the rain\, and was overhea rd boasting about her impressive bullocks [Ed. well\, as 'they' say'\, if you've got it...!].  \nThe consultant hare had promised there would be various marks for the Shorts\, in particular a VSS\, a SS\,  a SSS and a SAS. Good Shag\, baffled by them all\, opted for the SOS and ended up only running 3 miles. The hare may have also got a bit of water in his b rain and got distances all mixed up. The Long was 4.6 miles\, Lowt'arse  running in her birthday suit [Ed. save your scandalised expression\; read to the end...]\, managed 5.94 (didn’t specify miles or km). The Shorts were 4.5 miles and the Walkers didn’t get back until 9.30pm\, so God kn ows where they went.\nYeuck and Nokkers did the Super Short and\, confu sed by a V sign\, were halfway to Berry Pomeroy before Squaddie\, haring in his car\, turned them back. \nBadcock also got in late\, claiming th at he was just taking it easy [Ed. totally plausible. I mean\, who wouldn' t want to take their time to luxuriate in all that shiggy out on the trail ?]\; he must have made a major cock-up and got lost but wouldn’t admit to it. For this\, he gains a new title and will forever more be known as  Major Badcock.\nDulux missed the hash and went straight to the pub [Ed. textbook hashing! New high score for Dulux!]. She had to come and get her yellow paint*****  back from Squaddie.   \n*****Information for memb ers of the hash unable to attend: the trail is permanently marked in yell ow site marker paint\, so you can run it in your own time. However\, we ex pect it won’t last long before Devon County Council tarmac over.\nAll ba ck safely in the pub\, Can’t Come was embarrassed to give his name whe n ordering chips. The landlord would not accept Ching Chong as his answe r.  Can’t Come was also heard to be offering get down services ****** in Bridgewater. \n****** more a note for me to check out. (I would say r ather like Sleaford Mods?) [Ed. what you do in your own time as a High Ove rlord is your affair\; not sure it's my cup of (vitriol-flavoured) tea... ]\nI was praying for no birthdays as the landlord had put his little pupp y to sleep in a box [Ed. not a euphemism 👀] in the middle of bar that w e were gathered in. Alas\, there was a birthday\, but the young canine - s ensing this - started barking in advance and was safely removed to a quiet er corner of the pub. \nDespite Twisted Sister forgetting her mother’ s special day (and being sent to the dog house for this [Ed. except she di dn't. So she wasn't\, really. But why let the truth stand in the way of a good - or even mediocre - story etc. etc.]) we all sang Happy Birthday to  Lowt'arse on her 40th year anniversary.\nOlive\, the RA for the night \, regaled Valentine horror stories that will never be erased from our mem ories\, in particular Gaffer\, Yeuck\, a four poster bed\, Scones and so me buttery pancakes. (I may have got my notes mixed up with the Fat club b it...)\nThere was a naming!  ‘Under the radar’ Sally\, ‘always qui et’\, always wears ‘short shorts’ was named Hot Pants.\nThe pub was thanked and Down Downs awarded to:\nSquaddie Squashed Balls – on beha lf of the real\, unnamed hare.\nGaffer and Yeuck – for romantic shenan igans \nLowt'arse – Birthday girl\nTwisted Sister- For [Ed. being wron gly accused of] forgetting birthday.\nHot Pants – Sally\, for being nam ed\nOn to SOUTH BRENT next week for Sergeant Major Willy Waiver\, Major Badcock and Corporal Keeps Tripping’s Hash.\nOn On Over………… …….shot\n\nPhoto credit: High Overlord (for one week only) Overshot\n 🏃 📸 🍻   You can enjoy a couple more photos from the Staverto n hash on 18th February 2026 by checking out the Hash 1570 photo album  on the SH4 Facebook page. 🏃 📸 🍻\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\nNex t SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1571 -  25th February\, 2026 \n\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nStation car park\, TQ10 9BG\nHttps://what3words.com/showering. reassured.shuttled\n\nON DOWN:\nStation House\, TQ109BE\nHttps://what3word s.com/constants.trifle.incurring\nHares: Badcock\, Keeps Tripping\, Willy Waiver.\n👣\n\nFor more info\, please see the Hash 1571 event page o n the SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 18th February\, 2026) to the Hash 1571 photo album  on SH4's Facebook page.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at SOUTH BRENT on 25t h February\, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org .uk by Sunday evening (1st March\, 2026) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\ n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash pho ne number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 0792 2 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call for assistance if you com e 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom  before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checkin g-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whispe rer).\n \nDon't forget to also check back in with Rusty once you're safel y back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love fo r SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n  \n \n \nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the com mittee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n____________________ _\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n -  \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\nThe Words according to HIGH OVERLORD OVERSHOT*\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n\n*Before I start \, as there has been talk amongst the pack of my downgrade\, I would like to go on record and say I have never called myself Lord Overshot and thi s has been a title bestowed on me by others. Maybe I am not worthy anymore : that’s ok - I am perfectly happy with being known plain and simply as Overshot. However\, for the purposes of these words\, and the first and la st jokes\, I have upgraded my title.\nHash 1570 - STAVERTON\nAnother week and another 7 days and nights of rain couldn’t deter the brave (or fooli sh)\, and Nice Buns*\, from circling up outside the aptly-named Sea Trou t. We all knew we wouldn’t get washed away as we had a Boaty with us\, despite the river being in spate (word [Ed. I'm going to go out on a limb here and argue that two words is a phrase...] of the night\, apparently\ , according to the RA). \n* Nice Buns  is determined to banish the nam e for herself that she only comes when dry. [Ed. I'm not going anywhere ne ar that one!]\nAfter slagging off Undercovers for poor parking\, our now -downgraded GM\, Private Blown Off\, called us together for a quick pep talk and instructions from the consultant hare**\,  Squaddie Squashed Ba lls\, and then we were sent off into the Wetlands of Staverton.\n** We ne ver knew who the real hare was. Perhaps a scapegoat in waiting if the hash was true to nature and went wrong? \nCredit to the consultant hare\, Sq uaddie\, as it had been awful weather and he had to suffer an exploding r ucksack incident and had to ditch the bag in the Station bin*** but laid lots of marks to guide us around.\n*** I saw on the late news when I got h ome that the bomb squad had now declared the Station safe and lifted all c ordons after a controlled explosion. Good job it wasn’t left in a cheese shop as you would have seen da brie everywhere. [Ed. have you been standi ng next to WGAS again\, Overshot?]\nOff the pack went\, turning right and slip-sliding up a hilly field. It was too much for Jamie\, (Blown Off’s cousin) who went early\, falling over and getting plastered in shiggy. He was so embarrassed (or feared that he would get named [Ed. one day ver y soon\, on that basis...!]) that he missed the On Down and went home.   Shaggy didn’t fall over\, despite my attempts to push her over (I need ed content for the words\, you know [Ed. so resourceful...]). Surprisingly \, there weren't any other fallers [Ed. or so they'd have you believe...]. \nWe were treated to an abundance of checks\, compared to the previous has h\, which kept Gaffer happy **** (3 in total on the Longs) and there wer e even more arrows for us to enjoy. \n**** [Insert definition of 'happy' here.] \nBoaty\, though\, overshot one of said arrows and ran an extra half mile before being called back by Nice Buns. Nice Buns was particul arly chatty on the hash\, making sure everyone knew she was there in the r ain\, and was overheard boasting about her impressive bullocks [Ed. well\,  as 'they' say'\, if you've got it...!].  \nThe consultant hare had pro mised there would be various marks for the Shorts\, in particular a VSS\, a SS\,  a SSS and a SAS. Good Shag\, baffled by them all\, opted for the SOS and ended up only running 3 miles. The hare may have also got a bit of water in his brain and got distances all mixed up. The Long was 4.6 miles\, Lowt'arse running in her birthday suit [Ed. save your scandalis ed expression\; read to the end...]\, managed 5.94 (didn’t specify mile s or km). The Shorts were 4.5 miles and the Walkers didn’t get back unti l 9.30pm\, so God knows where they went.\nYeuck and Nokkers did the Su per Short and\, confused by a V sign\, were halfway to Berry Pomeroy befor e Squaddie\, haring in his car\, turned them back. \nBadcock also got in late\, claiming that he was just taking it easy [Ed. totally plausible. I mean\, who wouldn't want to take their time to luxuriate in all that sh iggy out on the trail?]\; he must have made a major cock-up and got lost but wouldn’t admit to it. For this\, he gains a new title and will fore ver more be known as Major Badcock.\nDulux missed the hash and went stra ight to the pub [Ed. textbook hashing! New high score for Dulux!]. She had to come and get her yellow paint*****  back from Squaddie.   \n***** Information for members of the hash unable to attend: the trail is perman ently marked in yellow site marker paint\, so you can run it in your own t ime. However\, we expect it won’t last long before Devon County Council tarmac over.\nAll back safely in the pub\, Can’t Come was embarrassed to give his name when ordering chips. The landlord would not accept Ching Chong as his answer.  Can’t Come was also heard to be offering get down services ****** in Bridgewater. \n****** more a note for me to check out. (I would say rather like Sleaford Mods?) [Ed. what you do in your ow n time as a High Overlord is your affair\; not sure it's my cup of (vitrio l-flavoured) tea...]\nI was praying for no birthdays as the landlord had put his little puppy to sleep in a box [Ed. not a euphemism 👀] in the middle of bar that we were gathered in. Alas\, there was a birthday\, but the young canine - sensing this - started barking in advance and was safel y removed to a quieter corner of the pub. \nDespite Twisted Sister forg etting her mother’s special day (and being sent to the dog house for thi s [Ed. except she didn't. So she wasn't\, really. But why let the truth st and in the way of a good - or even mediocre - story etc. etc.]) we all sa ng Happy Birthday to Lowt'arse on her 40th year anniversary.\nOlive\,  the RA for the night\, regaled Valentine horror stories that will never be erased from our memories\, in particular Gaffer\, Yeuck\, a four poster bed\, Scones and some buttery pancakes. (I may have got my notes mixed up with the Fat club bit...)\nThere was a naming!  ‘Under the radar’ S ally\, ‘always quiet’\, always wears ‘short shorts’ was named Hot Pants.\nThe pub was thanked and Down Downs awarded to:\nSquaddie Squashe d Balls – on behalf of the real\, unnamed hare.\nGaffer and Yeuck – for romantic shenanigans \nLowt'arse – Birthday girl\nTwisted Sister- For [Ed. being wrongly accused of] forgetting birthday.\nHot Pants – S ally\, for being named\nOn to SOUTH BRENT next week for Sergeant Major W illy Waiver\, Major Badcock and Corporal Keeps Tripping’s Hash.\nOn O n Over……………….shot\n\nPhoto credit: High Overlord (for one week only) Overshot\n🏃 📸 🍻   You can enjoy a couple more photos from the Staverton hash on 18th February 2026 by checking out the Hash 1 570 photo album on the SH4 Facebook page. 🏃 📸 🍻\n👣\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n👣\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1571 -  25th February\ , 2026 \n\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nStation car park\, TQ10 9BG\nHttps://what3wo rds.com/showering.reassured.shuttled\n\nON DOWN:\nStation House\, TQ109BE\ nHttps://what3words.com/constants.trifle.incurring\nHares: Badcock\, Keeps Tripping\, Willy Waiver.\n👣\n\nFor more info\, please see the Hash 1 571 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 18th February\, 2026) to the Hash 1571 photo album  on SH4's Facebook page.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at SOUTH BRENT on 25th February\, please submit your edition of The Words to  thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (1st March\, 2026) - TVM! 📝\ n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note o f the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call for assi stance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to  see Rusty Bottom before the hash to log you out on trail using the ne w-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digita l-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also check back in with Rusty once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\ nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH 4 car sticker!\n \n \n \nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea .\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n__ ___________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Sea Trout Inn The Sea Trout Inn\, Staverton\, TQ9 6PA GEO:50.463925;-3.700664 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=The Sea Trout Inn\, Stavert on\, TQ9 6PA\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Sea Trout Inn:geo :50.463925,-3.700664 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20251026T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR