BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:611@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260311T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260311T230000 DTSTAMP:20260318T092345Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1573/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1573 - Pickwick Inn DESCRIPTION: \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words accordin g to MUCKSPREADER (NICE BUNS)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n\nHash 1573 - ST. ANN'S CHAPEL\nCirc le up was at 7:30 pm at St Ann’s Chapel. Squashed Balls was chatting to me\, not me to him\, but somehow I ended up being nominated for this job. (Ed: Ah yes - the mercurial finger of Fate [for which\, read 'GM'] strik es again! Like the divine index finger of the National Lottery\, only in r everse...)\n\nNutcracker took charge of the circle and warned everyone to keep an eye out for cattle on the hash\, as there were sheep in one of the fields! (Ed. nothing more dangerous than a sheep with bovine aspirations !) Who Gives a Shit was the only one organised enough to pre-order chips\ , which meant he got his very own dedicated cheesy chip stop.\n\nKnow Nuts and Nutcracker laid a cracking trail\, even if hashers didn’t listen to Know Nuts' clear instructions of where the OH was and how we would get to it! (Ed. so uncharacteristic of hashers to ignore critical navigational clues...)\n\nBack at the pub\, we discovered we had a new RA – apparentl y\, Anchorman’s twin brother: he looked identical\, it was uncanny… al l apart from the moustache! It was in fact our very own Overshot\, who had got a bit of colour back (in his hair [Ed. which was also looking particu larly lustrous and thick...🤔] ) following his illness last week. He tha nked Squashed Balls for stepping in and taking over his duties while he wa s so poorly last week.\n\nShaggy did her best to injure herself\, managi ng to vault a cattle grid and run straight into a barbed wire fence\, but somehow came out of it completely unscathed. (Ed. no challenge in simply walking through the perfectly serviceable pedestrian gate at the side of t he barbed-wire entwined gate now\, was there? Where's your sense of adven ture?!)\n\nYeuck had to be rescued after getting stuck in a bog and nearly losing one of her trainers in the process. Anchorman went into blind pani c and had no idea what to do\, but luckily for Yeuck\, Lactaster was there to save the day. (Ed. if it's not live TV\, he just goes to pieces...)\ n\nSomeone was also spotted stealing a red cabbage\, although I know absol utely nothing about that particular story! 👀\n\nAnchorman managed to m iss a massive arrow and ended up at the Journey’s End\, where he decided to stop for a swift half. Whisperer and Shaggy made exactly the same mist ake and soon joined Anchorman for a bit of libation. (Ed. if by 'libation' \, you mean an extra half a mile or so of hill: guilty)\n\nCowpat was real ly tired tonight after doing her housework – just how big is her house?! \n\nFob Jockey was in a bad mood\, and we said nothing more about that. (E d. Judicious. Don't poke the bear...😆)\n\nBirthdays were a big issue t onight as Overshot believes some hashers might not be attending because of his atrocious singing of the ritual birthday song. It was Nutcracker’s birthday this week\, and Dirty Nights' too (although that later turned out to be a fake Facebook birthday). Nutcracker was given a choice of two ca rds – the joker or the ace. If she guessed correctly\, she could decide whether Overshot sang in his usual high-pitched tone or had to tone it dow n. She won and opted for the low-pitched Overshot (Ed. after the rather co nfusing nomenclature around the two vocal options was further explained: s inging in a 'normal' voice - Nutcracker's original choice - was defined as what would be 'normal' for Overshot [i.e. glass-splintering soprano]...)  I’m not sure the hashers fully understood what had just happened\, but they were delighted to still have hearing in both ears after the renditio n. (Ed. it'll never catch on...)\n\nDown downs:\n\n\n Know Nuts – Hare\ n Nutcracker – Hare and Birthday\n Cow Pat - for being exhausted and n ominated but nominating Lowt'arse as she was standing next to her\n Lowt 'arse – being nominated by Cow Pat\n Fob Jockey – for being in a bad mood\n Lactaster - saving the day\n WGAS – his own chip stop\n Yeuck – sucked off in bog\n\n\nOn On to TOTNES\n\n\nPhoto credit: Beefy\n\n 🏃 📸 🍻   You can enjoy a couple more photos from the St. Ann' s Chapel hash on 11th March 2026 by checking out the Hash 1573 photo al bum on the SH4 Facebook page. 🏃 📸 🍻\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n \nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1574 -  18th March\, 2026 \n\nCIRC LE UP 7.25pm\nKing William IV\, 45 Fore Street\, Totnes\, TQ9 5HN\nHttps:/ /what3words.com/specifies.calendars.alternate\nON DOWN:\nAs above.\n\nHare s: Overshot &\; Whisperer\n👣\nFor more info\, please see the Hash 1574 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your photos of how th e evening went down (on Weds 18th March\, 2026) to the Hash 1574 photo album  on SH4's Facebook page.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at T OTNES on 18th March\, please submit your edition of The Words to theword s@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (22nd March\, 2026) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n  \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the S H4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone n umber: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call for assistance  if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'ba se camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fang led checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wiza rd\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also check back in with Rusty once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\n\n \n \nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fa ir\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, yo u can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a membe r of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n________ _____________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n -  \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to MUCKSPREADER (NICE BUNS)\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n\nHa sh 1573 - ST. ANN'S CHAPEL\nCircle up was at 7:30 pm at St Ann’s Chapel . Squashed Balls was chatting to me\, not me to him\, but somehow I ended up being nominated for this job. (Ed: Ah yes - the mercurial finger of F ate [for which\, read 'GM'] strikes again! Like the divine index finger of the National Lottery\, only in reverse...)\n\nNutcracker took charge of t he circle and warned everyone to keep an eye out for cattle on the hash\, as there were sheep in one of the fields! (Ed. nothing more dangerous tha n a sheep with bovine aspirations!) Who Gives a Shit was the only one org anised enough to pre-order chips\, which meant he got his very own dedicat ed cheesy chip stop.\n\nKnow Nuts and Nutcracker laid a cracking trail\, e ven if hashers didn’t listen to Know Nuts' clear instructions of where t he OH was and how we would get to it! (Ed. so uncharacteristic of hashers to ignore critical navigational clues...)\n\nBack at the pub\, we discove red we had a new RA – apparently\, Anchorman’s twin brother: he looked identical\, it was uncanny… all apart from the moustache! It was in fac t our very own Overshot\, who had got a bit of colour back (in his hair [E d. which was also looking particularly lustrous and thick...🤔] ) follow ing his illness last week. He thanked Squashed Balls for stepping in and t aking over his duties while he was so poorly last week.\n\nShaggy did he r best to injure herself\, managing to vault a cattle grid and run straigh t into a barbed wire fence\, but somehow came out of it completely unscath ed. (Ed. no challenge in simply walking through the perfectly serviceable pedestrian gate at the side of the barbed-wire entwined gate now\, was t here? Where's your sense of adventure?!)\n\nYeuck had to be rescued after getting stuck in a bog and nearly losing one of her trainers in the proces s. Anchorman went into blind panic and had no idea what to do\, but luckil y for Yeuck\, Lactaster was there to save the day. (Ed. if it's not live TV\, he just goes to pieces...)\n\nSomeone was also spotted stealing a re d cabbage\, although I know absolutely nothing about that particular story ! 👀\n\nAnchorman managed to miss a massive arrow and ended up at the J ourney’s End\, where he decided to stop for a swift half. Whisperer and Shaggy made exactly the same mistake and soon joined Anchorman for a bit o f libation. (Ed. if by 'libation'\, you mean an extra half a mile or so of hill: guilty)\n\nCowpat was really tired tonight after doing her housewor k – just how big is her house?!\n\nFob Jockey was in a bad mood\, and we said nothing more about that. (Ed. Judicious. Don't poke the bear...😆 )\n\nBirthdays were a big issue tonight as Overshot believes some hashers might not be attending because of his atrocious singing of the ritual birt hday song. It was Nutcracker’s birthday this week\, and Dirty Nights' to o (although that later turned out to be a fake Facebook birthday). Nutcra cker was given a choice of two cards – the joker or the ace. If she gues sed correctly\, she could decide whether Overshot sang in his usual high-p itched tone or had to tone it down. She won and opted for the low-pitched Overshot (Ed. after the rather confusing nomenclature around the two vocal options was further explained: singing in a 'normal' voice - Nutcracker's original choice - was defined as what would be 'normal' for Overshot [i.e . glass-splintering soprano]...) I’m not sure the hashers fully underst ood what had just happened\, but they were delighted to still have hearing in both ears after the rendition. (Ed. it'll never catch on...)\n\nDown d owns:\n\n\n Know Nuts – Hare\n Nutcracker – Hare and Birthday\n Cow Pat - for being exhausted and nominated but nominating Lowt'arse as she was standing next to her\n Lowt'arse – being nominated by Cow Pat\n Fo b Jockey – for being in a bad mood\n Lactaster - saving the day\n WGAS – his own chip stop\n Yeuck – sucked off in bog\n\n\nOn On to TOTNES \n\n\nPhoto credit: Beefy\n\n🏃 📸 🍻   You can enjoy a couple  more photos from the St. Ann's Chapel hash on 11th March 2026 by checkin g out the Hash 1573 photo album on the SH4 Facebook page. 🏃 📸  🍻\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1574 -  18th March\, 2026 \n\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nKing William IV\, 45 Fore Stre et\, Totnes\, TQ9 5HN\nHttps://what3words.com/specifies.calendars.alternat e\nON DOWN:\nAs above.\n\nHares: Overshot &\; Whisperer\n👣\nFor mor e info\, please see the Hash 1574 event page on the SH4 Facebook Grou p.\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 18th March\, 2 026) to the Hash 1574 photo album  on SH4's Facebook page.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at TOTNES on 18th March\, please submit your ed ition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (22nd Marc h\, 2026) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n  \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your pho ne:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, o r need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣 \n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom before the hash to log you ou t on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (develope d by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also check back in with Rusty once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nS H4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership p roudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\n\n \n \nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your f leet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Pickwick Inn Pickwick Inn\, St Anns Chapel\, Devon\, TQ7 4HQ GEO:50.309706;-3.878542 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Pickwick Inn\, St Anns Chap el\, Devon\, TQ7 4HQ\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Pickwick Inn:geo:50.309706,-3.878542 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20251026T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR