BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.2.3.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:612@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260318T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260318T230000 DTSTAMP:20260325T080517Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1574/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1574 - King William IV DESCRIPTION: \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words accordin g to LOWT'ARSE\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n\nHash 1574 - TOTNES\nThe Circle up went well\, con sidering the GM was missing and nobody seemed to know what was happening. Apparently Winnie was going to take over but she was late. Anchorman then gallantly stepped up (Ed. although\, on account of the spontaneity\, witho ut confectionery-based Scribe Bribe) and the Hash was off.\nThe start w as the back streets of Totnes - which are fascinating with the twisty cob blestone streets and surprises\, like the dragon suspended above a garage blowing fire into the night: it was an omen for a very magical hash. A bea utiful clear sky\, a variety of terrain and an obstacle or two\, which we will come to later. In the air there was a weird smell of tomato soup whic h Olive and Wetspot kept smelling\, particularly when Fob Jockey was aroun d. Guess what he had had for his tea (Ed. it is traditional to ingest it\, though\, rather than wear it as a cologne 😘).\n\nThe trail was a light relief for Undercovers\, who had just completed the Grizzly and come 8th - quite amazing (Ed. quite 😂). Gaffer reportedly came 60th out of 84 in an Devon Orienteering event. (Not sure if this is true\, but Ohhhh good f or you for having a go Gaffer!! [Ed. It's not about the winning...🤣 🤣🤣!])\n\nIt was Winnie and Blown Off’s 10th wedding anniversary th e next day. Is that why Blown Off was not there as he was preparing a big surprise?\n\nThere were a lot of reports of short-cutting\, mostly involvi ng Willy Waiver and possibly Fob Jockey. At least that is what Wet Spot sa id (Ed. or\, as we like to call him the Oracle of Truth). Shaggy was repor ted to be trying to short-cut by leading a group of hashers down the garde n path (Ed. half-right. Wholly unsuccessful) . Boaty was trying to keep ha shers on track by singing show tunes and shouting the odd ‘On On’. Wet Spot was also heard shouting but ‘on here’ rather than ‘on on’. I think his brain was addled by all those tomato soup fumes.\n\nWGAS and La ctaster were overheard discussing nice udders and WGAS reported seeing som e - query where. Talking of WGAS he was caught pushing Lactaster off a br idge\, possibly to find some udders\, and whipping Fob Jockey in the wood s. What happens on the hash stays on the hash. (Ed. Quite. This is a famil y 'production'\, don't you know!) \n\nOlive\, having refused to give Lazy Git a lift as she only has a 2-seater car\, was seen up front checking. T his sent Wet Spot and Gaffer into a spin and they now plan to meet up on M onday at Ugbrough Beacon for hill sprints.\n\nOne of the obstacles mention ed earlier was a log across a steam. Only a select group of hashers braved it\, including myself and Barbarella\, who skipped across like spring lam bs. Reports that we risk-assessed the depth of the water etc. were grossl y exaggerated (Ed. ahhh\, if only the incumbent Hash Haz had been so dilig ent... 😆). Livewire was also a part of the elite group. (I am sure ther e were others too). According to Overshot\, who was sweeping the Longs\, K eeps Tripping and Lactaster provided a detailed description of the crossin g:\n…almost made it across the log - got to the end -reached out for a s upportive branch - not so supportive - commence wobble... And into the dri nk Keeps Tripping went.\n\nDowns Downs went to:\n\n The hares\, Whisper and Overshot\, for a wonderful Hash\n Winnie for her 10th wedding annive rsary \n Willy Waiver for being king of the short-cutters.\n Keeps Trip ping - for tripping\n Another hasher - possibly Yeuck\, as\, er\, possib ly nominated by...someone else (Oh dear...Memory's already been auto-reset ready for tonight's hash!)?\n\nI got a special mention for volunteering to do the words and am looking forward to my Mars bar.\nOn On to SHAUGH BR IDGE\nLow-T-Arse.\n Photo credit: Overshot\n🏃 📸 🍻   You can e njoy a couple more photos from the Totnes hash on 18th March 2026 by ch ecking out the Hash 1574 photo album on the SH4 Facebook page. 🏃  📸 🍻\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1 575 -  25th March\, 2026 \nSHAUGH BRIDGE\n\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nShaugh Br idge\, Dewerstone car park\, PL7 5HE\nHttps://what3words.com/atom.alive.mu te\n\nON DOWN:\nMoorland Hotel Wotter\, PL7 5HP\nHttps://what3words.com/ta med.forehand.headboard\nHares: Gaffer &\; Yeuck\n👣\nFor more info\ , please see the Hash 1575 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 25th March\, 2026) to the Hash 1575 photo album  on SH4's Facebook page.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at SHAUGH BRIDGE on 25th March\, please submit your edi tion of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (29th March \, 2026) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n  \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone :\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this n umber to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n  \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also ch eck back in with Rusty once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership pro udly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\n\n \n \nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the ba rgain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fle et! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to ge t yours.\n \n👣\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n  \; -  \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to L OWT'ARSE\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n 🌟 👣  🌟\n\nHash 1574 - TOTNES\nThe Circle up went well\, conside ring the GM was missing and nobody seemed to know what was happening. Appa rently Winnie was going to take over but she was late. Anchorman then gall antly stepped up (Ed. although\, on account of the spontaneity\, without  confectionery-based Scribe Bribe) and the Hash was off.\nThe start was t he back streets of Totnes - which are fascinating with the twisty cobbles tone streets and surprises\, like the dragon suspended above a garage blow ing fire into the night: it was an omen for a very magical hash. A beautif ul clear sky\, a variety of terrain and an obstacle or two\, which we will come to later. In the air there was a weird smell of tomato soup which Ol ive and Wetspot kept smelling\, particularly when Fob Jockey was around. G uess what he had had for his tea (Ed. it is traditional to ingest it\, tho ugh\, rather than wear it as a cologne 😘).\n\nThe trail was a light rel ief for Undercovers\, who had just completed the Grizzly and come 8th - qu ite amazing (Ed. quite 😂). Gaffer reportedly came 60th out of 84 in an Devon Orienteering event. (Not sure if this is true\, but Ohhhh good for y ou for having a go Gaffer!! [Ed. It's not about the winning...🤣🤣 🤣!])\n\nIt was Winnie and Blown Off’s 10th wedding anniversary the ne xt day. Is that why Blown Off was not there as he was preparing a big surp rise?\n\nThere were a lot of reports of short-cutting\, mostly involving W illy Waiver and possibly Fob Jockey. At least that is what Wet Spot said ( Ed. or\, as we like to call him the Oracle of Truth). Shaggy was reported to be trying to short-cut by leading a group of hashers down the garden pa th (Ed. half-right. Wholly unsuccessful) . Boaty was trying to keep hasher s on track by singing show tunes and shouting the odd ‘On On’. Wet Spo t was also heard shouting but ‘on here’ rather than ‘on on’. I thi nk his brain was addled by all those tomato soup fumes.\n\nWGAS and Lactas ter were overheard discussing nice udders and WGAS reported seeing some -  query where. Talking of WGAS he was caught pushing Lactaster off a bridg e\, possibly to find some udders\, and whipping Fob Jockey in the woods. What happens on the hash stays on the hash. (Ed. Quite. This is a family ' production'\, don't you know!) \n\nOlive\, having refused to give Lazy Gi t a lift as she only has a 2-seater car\, was seen up front checking. This sent Wet Spot and Gaffer into a spin and they now plan to meet up on Mond ay at Ugbrough Beacon for hill sprints.\n\nOne of the obstacles mentioned earlier was a log across a steam. Only a select group of hashers braved it \, including myself and Barbarella\, who skipped across like spring lambs. Reports that we risk-assessed the depth of the water etc. were grossly e xaggerated (Ed. ahhh\, if only the incumbent Hash Haz had been so diligent ... 😆). Livewire was also a part of the elite group. (I am sure there w ere others too). According to Overshot\, who was sweeping the Longs\, Keep s Tripping and Lactaster provided a detailed description of the crossing:\ n…almost made it across the log - got to the end -reached out for a supp ortive branch - not so supportive - commence wobble... And into the drink Keeps Tripping went.\n\nDowns Downs went to:\n\n The hares\, Whisper and Overshot\, for a wonderful Hash\n Winnie for her 10th wedding anniversa ry \n Willy Waiver for being king of the short-cutters.\n Keeps Trippin g - for tripping\n Another hasher - possibly Yeuck\, as\, er\, possibly nominated by...someone else (Oh dear...Memory's already been auto-reset re ady for tonight's hash!)?\n\nI got a special mention for volunteering to do the words and am looking forward to my Mars bar.\nOn On to SHAUGH BRIDG E\nLow-T-Arse.\n Photo credit: Overshot\n🏃 📸 🍻   You can enjo y a couple more photos from the Totnes hash on 18th March 2026 by check ing out the Hash 1574 photo album on the SH4 Facebook page. 🏃 📸  🍻\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1575  -  25th March\, 2026 \nSHAUGH BRIDGE\n\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nShaugh Bridg e\, Dewerstone car park\, PL7 5HE\nHttps://what3words.com/atom.alive.mute\ n\nON DOWN:\nMoorland Hotel Wotter\, PL7 5HP\nHttps://what3words.com/tamed .forehand.headboard\nHares: Gaffer &\; Yeuck\n👣\nFor more info\, p lease see the Hash 1575 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd you r photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 25th March\, 2026) to th e Hash 1575 photo album  on SH4's Facebook page.\n\n📝 If you are th e lucky Scribe at SHAUGH BRIDGE on 25th March\, please submit your editio n of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (29th March\, 2026) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nP lease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n  \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this numb er to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or nee d to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \ n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also check back in with Rusty once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 Me rcHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudl y with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\n\n \n \nAvailable exclusively to SH 4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the barga in sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet!  😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get y ours.\n \n👣\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \; CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:King William IV King William IV\, 45 Fore St\, Totnes\, TQ9 5HN GEO:50.43127;-3.685459 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=King William IV\, 45 Fore S t\, Totnes\, TQ9 5HN\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=King Will iam IV:geo:50.43127,-3.685459 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20251026T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR