BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.3.5//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:613@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260325T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260325T230000 DTSTAMP:20260401T104914Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1575/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1575 - Shaugh Bridge- Dewerstone Car Park DESCRIPTION:On Down is at the Moorland Hotel\n \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to WHISPERER\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n\nHash 1575 - SHA UGH BRIDGE\nAfter escaping from doing the words for a long time\, I was an noyed that somebody - who wasn’t the RA - suggested that I do them.   I can’t remember who it was (Ed. I think it was the GM\, Whisperer...  👀)\, but it will come back to me and I will definitely be recommendin g them for Words in future.\nIt was Gaffer's hash and he let us know that we would be getting wet on the Long and the Short: I thought we would be swimming\, and wondered if everyone would make it back alive.\n\nWe starte d out going up the steps next to the old ruins. I was in the lead but qui ckly ended up near the back after going the wrong way round a bush (Ed. Be have\, you lot. Honestly - minds forever in the gutter...).\n\nNext we we nt through a tunnel and then had to scale a wall\; it was OK for those of us that didn’t bring their dogs\, but Low T'arse did bring her dog. And could not get her dog up the wall. Which was higher than head height.\n\n Blown Off was nearly swept off by the strong current of the river - and al l for nothing\, as he had checked the wrong way and was left clinging on t o a boulder in the middle of the river as we all ran past wondering what h e was doing.\n\nI had heard about Boaty's singing on the hash and wondered what I had missed: was he an undiscovered talent? I got to hear that ton ight and looks like this will be a new weekly thing. And no\, it was not a n undiscovered talent. (Ed. A little harsh. Or is it just that it is now a n emphatically 'discovered' talent...?) I blame Overshot because this al l started after this Ace of Spades stuff. I will have to train harder\, s o I’m ahead of him - or run slower.\n\nI was also being blinded by Keep Stripping's (Ed. some people hear 'Keeps Tripping'... 😂) jacket - sen sory overload whilst trying to avoid falling to my death on the long steep climb up to the Dewerstone.\nThe Shorts had to guess the way as there wer e no marks - or so it was reported by those that did the Short: Good Sha g said it was laid with a 500g bag of flour and a teaspoon - and with loa ds left over to bake a cake for Yeuck on their wedding anniversary. Hot P ants was disgusted at Gaffer's gnarly hash\, saying it was the 'worst day of her life' - looking at Strava they had run more than the Longs (Ed. g ood effort! Although do I detect the merest whiff of a challenge to next w eek's hare...? Boaty: you're up!).\n\nLast week\, Oui Oui noticed that Jy de brings a Mars Bar along to eat on the hash so\, this week\, she tried to steal it. Jyde escaped by jumping away from her\, then ate the mars ba r before she could take it. (Ed. ninja-like confectionary-scarfing skills. It's a matter of survival.)\n\nWe came to an army crawl-style tight tunn el which was about 10 inches high and 20 inches wide. Boaty found the sta rt of the tunnel and started guiding people through it\, but he wouldn’t go through himself. Rusty said her boobs were too big and she would get stuck. Our GM\, Blown Off\, didn’t go through either. Or Rizzo: I hear d Who Gives a Shit telling Rizzo that one day she might need to crawl thro ugh a tunnel like this and would be unprepared. (Ed. so wise. And perhaps ever so slightly sinister...)\n\nThere were three river crossings: the l ast one came up to my waist - one slip and I would have had to swim\, had my phone in one hand\, car keys in the other.  Some were reported to ha ve short-cutted this last river crossing\, or was it just Dimwit? (Ed. ye s\, let's say that 😁)\n\nBack at the Moorland Hotel\, Pugsley accused S haggy of falling over\, but she said he lied and she didn’t and landed o n her feet (Ed. thereby emphatically not a fall). The barman was calling somebody for their food: “Over Shirt” (Ed. he needs something to keep his undershirt clean at dinner 😘). She’s Ready described hashers wh o crawled through the tunnel like piglets being born from a mother pig.   Why pigs? (Ed. You ask all the important questions\, Whisperer.)\n\nDown Downs went to:\n\n Gaffer and Yeuck - Hares\n Hot Pants – Bad Day\n Oui Oui – Trying to steel Jyde's Mars Bar\n Shaggy -  Birthday and (c an’t read Overshot's writing [Ed. pass])\n Blown Off – getting swept away\n Keeps Tripping\, Boaty and Rusty for the tunnel shenanigans.\n\nOn On to CORNWOOD\n\nWhisperer\n Photo credit: Beefy\n🏃 📸 🍻    You can enjoy a couple more photos from the "gnarly with a capital 'G'" S haugh Bridge hash on 25th March 2026 by checking out the Hash 1575 pho to album on the SH4 Facebook page. 🏃 📸 🍻\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\n 👣\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1576 -  1st April\, 2026\nCOR NWOOD (it honestly is)\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nOutside the Cornwood Inn\, The Square\, Cornwood\, PL21 9PU\nHttps://what3words.com/paramedic.empty.requi ring\n\nON DOWN:\nInside the Cornwood Inn\, The Square\, Cornwood\, PL21 9 PU\nHare: Boaty McBoatface\n👣\nFor more info - I'm not even joking -   please see the Hash 1576 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n\nAd d your photos of how the evening unfolded (on Weds 1st April\, 2026) to the Hash 1576 photo album  on SH4's Facebook page.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at CORNWOOD on 1st April\, please submit your edition o f The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (5th April\, 2026) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n \n 🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number t o call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom before the hash to log you out on trai l using the new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also check bac k in with Rusty once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHA SHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly wi th a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\n\n \n \nAvailable exclusively to SH4 me mbers (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain s um of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet!  😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get you rs.\n \n👣\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \; - On Down is at the Moorland Hotel\n \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\nThe Words according to WHISPERER\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n\nHash 1575 - SHAUGH BRIDGE\ nAfter escaping from doing the words for a long time\, I was annoyed that somebody - who wasn’t the RA - suggested that I do them.  I can’t remember who it was (Ed. I think it was the GM\, Whisperer... 👀)\, but it will come back to me and I will definitely be recommending them for Wo rds in future.\nIt was Gaffer's hash and he let us know that we would be g etting wet on the Long and the Short: I thought we would be swimming\, an d wondered if everyone would make it back alive.\n\nWe started out going u p the steps next to the old ruins. I was in the lead but quickly ended up near the back after going the wrong way round a bush (Ed. Behave\, you lo t. Honestly - minds forever in the gutter...).\n\nNext we went through a tunnel and then had to scale a wall\; it was OK for those of us that didn ’t bring their dogs\, but Low T'arse did bring her dog. And could not ge t her dog up the wall. Which was higher than head height.\n\nBlown Off was nearly swept off by the strong current of the river - and all for nothing \, as he had checked the wrong way and was left clinging on to a boulder i n the middle of the river as we all ran past wondering what he was doing.\ n\nI had heard about Boaty's singing on the hash and wondered what I had m issed: was he an undiscovered talent? I got to hear that tonight and look s like this will be a new weekly thing. And no\, it was not an undiscovere d talent. (Ed. A little harsh. Or is it just that it is now an emphaticall y 'discovered' talent...?) I blame Overshot because this all started aft er this Ace of Spades stuff. I will have to train harder\, so I’m ahead of him - or run slower.\n\nI was also being blinded by Keep Stripping's (Ed. some people hear 'Keeps Tripping'... 😂) jacket - sensory overload whilst trying to avoid falling to my death on the long steep climb up to the Dewerstone.\nThe Shorts had to guess the way as there were no marks -  or so it was reported by those that did the Short: Good Shag said it wa s laid with a 500g bag of flour and a teaspoon - and with loads left over to bake a cake for Yeuck on their wedding anniversary. Hot Pants was dis gusted at Gaffer's gnarly hash\, saying it was the 'worst day of her life ' - looking at Strava they had run more than the Longs (Ed. good effort! Although do I detect the merest whiff of a challenge to next week's hare.. .? Boaty: you're up!).\n\nLast week\, Oui Oui noticed that Jyde brings a Mars Bar along to eat on the hash so\, this week\, she tried to steal it.  Jyde escaped by jumping away from her\, then ate the mars bar before she could take it. (Ed. ninja-like confectionary-scarfing skills. It's a matt er of survival.)\n\nWe came to an army crawl-style tight tunnel which was about 10 inches high and 20 inches wide. Boaty found the start of the tu nnel and started guiding people through it\, but he wouldn’t go through himself. Rusty said her boobs were too big and she would get stuck. Our GM\, Blown Off\, didn’t go through either. Or Rizzo: I heard Who Gives a Shit telling Rizzo that one day she might need to crawl through a tunnel like this and would be unprepared. (Ed. so wise. And perhaps ever so slig htly sinister...)\n\nThere were three river crossings: the last one came up to my waist - one slip and I would have had to swim\, had my phone in one hand\, car keys in the other.  Some were reported to have short-cut ted this last river crossing\, or was it just Dimwit? (Ed. yes\, let's sa y that 😁)\n\nBack at the Moorland Hotel\, Pugsley accused Shaggy of fal ling over\, but she said he lied and she didn’t and landed on her feet ( Ed. thereby emphatically not a fall). The barman was calling somebody for their food: “Over Shirt” (Ed. he needs something to keep his undersh irt clean at dinner 😘). She’s Ready described hashers who crawled th rough the tunnel like piglets being born from a mother pig.  Why pigs? ( Ed. You ask all the important questions\, Whisperer.)\n\nDown Downs went t o:\n\n Gaffer and Yeuck - Hares\n Hot Pants – Bad Day\n Oui Oui – T rying to steel Jyde's Mars Bar\n Shaggy -  Birthday and (can’t read O vershot's writing [Ed. pass])\n Blown Off – getting swept away\n Keeps Tripping\, Boaty and Rusty for the tunnel shenanigans.\n\nOn On to CORNWO OD\n\nWhisperer\n Photo credit: Beefy\n🏃 📸 🍻   You can enjoy a couple more photos from the "gnarly with a capital 'G'" Shaugh Bridge  hash on 25th March 2026 by checking out the Hash 1575 photo album on the SH4 Facebook page. 🏃 📸 🍻\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\nNext  SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1576 -  1st April\, 2026\nCORNWOOD (it h onestly is)\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nOutside the Cornwood Inn\, The Square\, Cor nwood\, PL21 9PU\nHttps://what3words.com/paramedic.empty.requiring\n\nON D OWN:\nInside the Cornwood Inn\, The Square\, Cornwood\, PL21 9PU\nHare: Bo aty McBoatface\n👣\nFor more info - I'm not even joking -  please see  the Hash 1576 event page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\n\nAdd your phot os of how the evening unfolded (on Weds 1st April\, 2026) to the Hash 15 76 photo album  on SH4's Facebook page.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky S cribe at CORNWOOD on 1st April\, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sunday evening (5th April\, 2026) - TVM!  📝\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a n ote of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a mes sage to 'base camp' (On Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forg et to see Rusty Bottom before the hash to log you out on trail using th e new-fangled checking-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own d igital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \nDon't forget to also check back in with Rusty once you're safely back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n  \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespo ke SH4 car sticker!\n\n\n \n \nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and \, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0. 50 ea.\, you can afford one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n \n\n See a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n 👣\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \; CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:Shaugh Bridge- Dewerstone Car Park Dewerstone Car Park\, Shaugh Br idge\, PL7 5HD GEO:50.454079;-4.067437 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Dewerstone Car Park\, Shaug h Bridge\, PL7 5HD\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=Shaugh Brid ge- Dewerstone Car Park:geo:50.454079,-4.067437 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:STANDARD DTSTART:20251026T010000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0100 TZOFFSETTO:+0000 TZNAME:GMT END:STANDARD END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR