BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.3.5//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:617@sh4.org.uk DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20260422T193000 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20260422T230000 DTSTAMP:20260429T115627Z URL:https://www.sh4.org.uk/events/hash-1579/ SUMMARY:South Hams H4 Hash 1579 - South Brent Station Car Park DESCRIPTION:On down is at the Station Cafe\n \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to WGAS\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n[Ed: I hope you're ready. .. The below\, slightly perplexing\, account is brought to you from the me rcurial mind of WGAS\, with a touch of editorial translation for anyone who might otherwise have been a bit stumped as to what e.g. an 'apple drai n' or a 'tadie trap' is. (Consider yersen learn-ed\, ye gurt noodle...)] \nHash 1579 - SOUTH BRENT\nWhat a beautiful "morning" for this evening's h ash at South Brent\, brought to us by a couple of yokles\, by time served if not birth.\n\nCircle up to tell he wasson ['what's going on'\, obvs] wa s presented by half GM\, Lactaster\, is that a G or an M or a leveret [ah h\, (young) 'hare': nice] ? Poor SB baint well. Who's going to do the word s was called\, silence ensued. Could have heard an apple drain [wasp] fart . "Goolie\, you can do it" said Lactaster. "I baint"  he said\, and Ging Gang called " he idden doing it". So as they say\, one volunteer is bette r than two conscripts\, so WGAS volunteered.\n\nThe usual presentation by tadie trap [as in\, (Devonian 'pie hole' - trap for potatoes?!] was given by hares\, Vindaloo and Gomez\, to tell us wasson and where youm gwain t o - walk\, short\, long or do the splits - and off we went before it got D impsey [that very specific little slice of the evening just before dusk]\, as the zun was setting. "Keep dogs and Wet Spot on leads near livestock  or Rusty please".\n\nOut on the hash:\n\n Wetspot seen tampering with gat es and wood again is a pattern developing?\n Rusty struggling to get her leg over\, is there a female version of Viagra?\n Gomez looking for ladie s.\n Livewire hiding in a bush.\n Lactaster and Undercovers crossed the line in the opposite direction.\n\n'Twas a proper hash\, from one side of the hill to tuther side and then OH - some think youm maized ['mad'] for d oing it week after week.\nOn down to the Station Cafe\, with the normal wa rm welcome\, and "Alright me luver" was heard -was as that the landlord or Doggy Style? A queue of Leary hashers soon formed for a Fawzy [some sort of delicious beverage...??].\n\nUmby ['later in the evening'] Anchorman m olleed ['called'\, approximately...?] for quiet\, as the evening round up was due\, and he had zummit to say. \n\n Overshot\, in what seems to be a weekly occurrence\, had a go at upsetting another younger hasher by offe ring Livewire an old coat.\n Rusty and Ching Chong getting a clean get aw ay (hoover)\n GHR was Mad as a Barbed-wire badger [pure poetry!]\, forget ting his coat\, and sent poor old (young) Come Tonight back to start. Ano ther common occurrence\, as he forgot his towel at Woggle’s birthday bas h\n\nDown Downs went to: \n\n\n Vindaloo and Gomez - hares\n Livewire - for common sense\n Rubbery - birthday\n Willy Waiver - vandalism \n GH R - care in the community\n\nWell that was a proper job - on to Buckfastle igh dreckly.\nWGAS\n\nPhoto credit: Beefy\n🏃 📸 🍻   You can se e a few more photos from the just about daylight South Brent hash on 22nd April by checking out the 1579 photo album 🏃 📸 🍻\n👣\n\n \n\n\n\n\n👣\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1580 -  29th April \, 2026 \nBITTAFORD\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nOutside The Horse &\; Groom\, B ittaford\, PL21 0EL\nHttps://what3words.com/tempting.jeering.gracing\nON D OWN:\nInside The Horse &\; Groom\, Bittaford\, PL21 0EL\nHare: Running Late\n\n👣\nFor more info\, please see the Hash 1580 event page on th e SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 29th April\, 2026) to the Hash 1580 photo album  on SH4's Facebo ok page.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at BITTAFORD on 29th April\ , please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4.org.uk by Sun day evening (3rd May\, 2026) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 'EA LTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash phone number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 07922 103701  🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call for assistance if you come 'unstuck ' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (On Down) dur ing the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Bottom before t he hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checking-out/chec king-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisperer).\n \ nDon't forget to also check back in with Rusty once you're safely back. \ n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love for SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\n\n \n \n Available exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyone else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can afford one for e very vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the committee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n_____________________\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n - On down is at the Station Cafe\n \;\n\n\n\n\n\n\ n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe Words according to WGAS\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n🌟 👣  🌟\n[Ed: I hope yo u're ready... The below\, slightly perplexing\, account is brought to you from the mercurial mind of WGAS\, with a touch of editorial translation for anyone who might otherwise have been a bit stumped as to what e.g. an 'apple drain' or a 'tadie trap' is. (Consider yersen learn-ed\, ye gurt noodle...)]\nHash 1579 - SOUTH BRENT\nWhat a beautiful "morning" for this evening's hash at South Brent\, brought to us by a couple of yokles\, by t ime served if not birth.\n\nCircle up to tell he wasson ['what's going on' \, obvs] was presented by half GM\, Lactaster\, is that a G or an M or a leveret [ahh\, (young) 'hare': nice] ? Poor SB baint well. Who's going to do the words was called\, silence ensued. Could have heard an apple drain [wasp] fart. "Goolie\, you can do it" said Lactaster. "I baint"  he said\ , and Ging Gang called " he idden doing it". So as they say\, one voluntee r is better than two conscripts\, so WGAS volunteered.\n\nThe usual prese ntation by tadie trap [as in\, (Devonian 'pie hole' - trap for potatoes?!]  was given by hares\, Vindaloo and Gomez\, to tell us wasson and where y oum gwain to - walk\, short\, long or do the splits - and off we went befo re it got Dimpsey [that very specific little slice of the evening just bef ore dusk]\, as the zun was setting. "Keep dogs and Wet Spot on leads near livestock or Rusty please".\n\nOut on the hash:\n\n Wetspot seen tamperi ng with gates and wood again is a pattern developing?\n Rusty struggling to get her leg over\, is there a female version of Viagra?\n Gomez lookin g for ladies.\n Livewire hiding in a bush.\n Lactaster and Undercovers c rossed the line in the opposite direction.\n\n'Twas a proper hash\, from o ne side of the hill to tuther side and then OH - some think youm maized [' mad'] for doing it week after week.\nOn down to the Station Cafe\, with th e normal warm welcome\, and "Alright me luver" was heard -was as that the landlord or Doggy Style? A queue of Leary hashers soon formed for a Fawzy [some sort of delicious beverage...??].\n\nUmby ['later in the evening']  Anchorman molleed ['called'\, approximately...?] for quiet\, as the evenin g round up was due\, and he had zummit to say. \n\n Overshot\, in what s eems to be a weekly occurrence\, had a go at upsetting another younger has her by offering Livewire an old coat.\n Rusty and Ching Chong getting a c lean get away (hoover)\n GHR was Mad as a Barbed-wire badger [pure poetry !]\, forgetting his coat\, and sent poor old (young) Come Tonight back to start. Another common occurrence\, as he forgot his towel at Woggle’s b irthday bash\n\nDown Downs went to: \n\n\n Vindaloo and Gomez - hares\n Livewire - for common sense\n Rubbery - birthday\n Willy Waiver - vandal ism \n GHR - care in the community\n\nWell that was a proper job - on to Buckfastleigh dreckly.\nWGAS\n\nPhoto credit: Beefy\n🏃 📸 🍻    You can see a few more photos from the just about daylight South Brent hash on 22nd April by checking out the 1579 photo album 🏃 📸  🍻\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\n👣\n\nNext SH4 Hash 🐷👣: \nHASH 1580 -  29th April\, 2026 \nBITTAFORD\nCIRCLE UP 7.25pm\nOutside The Horse &a mp\; Groom\, Bittaford\, PL21 0EL\nHttps://what3words.com/tempting.jeering .gracing\nON DOWN:\nInside The Horse &\; Groom\, Bittaford\, PL21 0EL\n Hare: Running Late\n\n👣\nFor more info\, please see the Hash 1580 eve nt page on the SH4 Facebook Group.\nAdd your photos of how the evening went down (on Weds 29th April\, 2026) to the Hash 1580 photo album  o n SH4's Facebook page.\n\n📝 If you are the lucky Scribe at BITTAFORD o n 29th April\, please submit your edition of The Words to thewords@sh4. org.uk by Sunday evening (3rd May\, 2026) - TVM! 📝\n👣\n \n\n\n\n \n\n\nSH4 'EALTH &\; SAFETY\n \nPlease make a note of the SH4 hash ph one number and add it to your phone:\n \n🌟 SH4 hash phone number: 079 22 103701 🌟\n \n \nUse this number to call for assistance if you co me 'unstuck' out on the trail\, or need to get a message to 'base camp' (O n Down) during the run.\n \n👣\n \n  Don't forget to see Rusty Botto m before the hash to log you out on trail using the new-fangled checki ng-out/checking-in app (developed by our very own digital-wizard\, Whisp erer).\n \nDon't forget to also check back in with Rusty once you're safe ly back. \n\n👣\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSH4 MercHASHdise \n \n\nShow your love f or SH4 and wear your membership proudly with a bespoke SH4 car sticker!\n\ n\n \n \nAvailable exclusively to SH4 members (and\, to be fair\, anyon e else who wants one...) for the bargain sum of £0.50 ea.\, you can affor d one for every vehicle in your fleet! 😊\n \n\nSee a member of the co mmittee at the next hash meet to get yours.\n \n👣\n___________________ __\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CATEGORIES:Hash Trails LOCATION:South Brent Station Car Park Station Car Park\, South Brent\, TQ10 9AL GEO:50.42761;-3.83444 X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=Station Car Park\, South Br ent\, TQ10 9AL\, United Kingdom;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TITLE=South Brent Sta tion Car Park:geo:50.42761,-3.83444 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20260329T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR